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Brainstorm how to skip class without being found.
It is said that the school will catch truancy, and if it doesn't catch frequent criminals, it will catch those who bump guns. Before you skip class, you'd better ask if anyone from the school will come to check the class. If you come to check the class, it's only when you are away. In this case, you'd better immediately go back to the dormitory or lie in bed at home and send a short message to your buddy, saying: If anyone asks you, just say that I have a stomachache and go home. As for why you don't ask for leave, you have enough time to think about it.
You'd better find an insider. What is an insider? It means that I can inform you as soon as I have something. With this kind of "insider", you will be handy when you skip class. When checking people, go back to take a car immediately. Never look back and take pictures! At this time, you only need your "insider" to tell the teacher or others that you have gone to the toilet and will be right back.
When you are caught skipping classes many times, it's time to show your true skills. Remember a rule, don't run away in the first quarter, in the second quarter, in the third quarter, in the fourth quarter, and immediately in the fifth and sixth quarters. This law was created by predecessors with their own names and blood. Mastering him is equivalent to mastering all the time in your class!
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