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Take photos with your girlfriends and send a collection of funny short sentences to your friends.

I'll tell you a little secret. You don't have to look in the mirror tonight. You have no shadow tonight. Maybe you haven't realized how much I care about you as a friend. Happy Halloween, hey! Don't look in the mirror!

I always envy my girlfriend having the best girlfriend in the world. Don't think that if you don't see each other often, your feelings will fade. I tell you, with our original friendship, I dare to be crazy in your life all my life.

People say that I fight and smoke socially, but you don't know that I just want to protect my unarmed girlfriend.

Sisters, how happy we were then. Will we be the same in the future?

With the new boudoir, I am no longer a tool for her to relieve anxiety-making friends.

6. In front of the big red hi copybook window, there are red lanterns hanging by the door. The groom wears red flowers on his chest and holds suona firecrackers to greet the bride. In front of the red carpet door, Lang walked into the new house with the bride in his arms. Relatives and friends came to congratulate and laughed in the bridal chamber. Congratulations to the couple for a lifetime, year after year. Love lasts forever, and husband and wife build their homes in harmony.

7. If you want to attract friends, you must have all kinds of qualities. People who are selfish and petty, don't like the beauty of adults, and don't like the reputation of others can't get friends.

8. A best friend means that the more you accommodate her, the more she pushes her luck, but your relationship is still so good.

9. Best friends are soul mates. Probably best friends.

10. A friend in need is a friend indeed. Yes, the help of friends is particularly valuable in times of difficulty and pain. Sometimes, even a caring and kind look will be like a pile of charcoal fire, which will give you warmth in the ice and snow. When you are carried away by success and success, friendship will be like a pot of cold water poured on your head to wake you up.

1 1. If you dare to bully my sister's daughter, I will curse you for dysmenorrhea every time you come to menstruation.

Memories are nothing Even if I like you, as long as you mess with my sister, I can shoot you without changing my face!

13. The person who treats you best is often the one who bullies you the most. People all over the world always bully the people who are best to him.

14. There is only 1 person in the world. How can I not cherish it?

15. A best friend sits together. Even if my preface doesn't match the latter, you know. Even if you don't say anything, you won't feel embarrassed

16. Cherishing is a fortune in life. Cherish honesty and you will stay away from hypocrisy; Cherish goodness and you will stay away from evil; Cherish peace and you will stay away; Cherish life, and you will have unlimited life; Cherish what you have and you will have the most fulfilling life!

17. In the past few years, you have planted the seeds of friendship in my heart. I will take it away silently, water it carefully, and let it bloom fragrant flowers in the future.

18. My best friend fell in love with someone else. I was left out in the cold. I haven't said a word for several days, and I don't know what else we can say. I know I can never go back.

19. The best friends are those who become stupid with you even though they know you are stupid!

20. At this age, what I want is to meet elegance, not deliberate elegance.

It's funny to take a photo with your girlfriend and send a circle of friends. 2 1. A friend is not a book, it is more beautiful than a book; Friends are not songs, they are more beautiful than songs; A friend should be a poem-poetic elegance; Friends should be dreams-the beauty of dreams; Friends should be meaningful essays, writing about yesterday and looking forward to the future.

22. Good friends are simple, good friendship is refreshing, and good fate is long.

23. You gave me the real meaning of life as bright as gold. After years of polishing and washing, it has become clearer and clearer!

24. When you are in a bad mood, always ask yourself what you have instead of nothing.

25. Sometimes, when you are wronged, you don't want to cry, but as long as your friend asks you "What's the matter", you can't help crying.

26. She asks you for money, and the other party dares to help you hit her, which is enough. ...

27. Thank you for accompanying me like a family member for more than ten years and tolerating my bad temper and willfulness. After careful consideration, you are really generous. We all witnessed each other's growth. The future is not old, and girlfriends are inseparable. May you be safe, healthy and happy every day. Get what you want and find the right person as soon as possible. Well, happy birthday.

28.{ 19} I get angry occasionally, and even if I don't say I'm sorry, I will make up quickly, because I am a best friend.

29. After graduating from college, I feel that my friends have been supporting me for so many years! We will continue to work hard, although I will continue to work hard without your company! For us!

The sign of maturity is not that you can tell the truth, but that you begin to understand the little things around you. A good friend is actually another self.

3 1. You are a fleeting time in my memory. Then one day, you said you would come to me after graduating from college. Then one day, you said that you should keep in touch wherever you go. Many people, many people, are facing separation from their girlfriends, many people, many reasons.

32. When we changed from strangers at the beginning to such close friends, we would laugh in retrospect.

In the past, we naively thought we were best friends, but later we realized that we were using each other. Is it your distrust or my over-confidence that caused this moment?

34. A friend is someone who sees through you but still likes you.

I think, before we get married with others, we must take wedding photos together, which belongs to us only.

36. I smiled and shook hands with you today. I hope the sadness of parting is because of the joy of meeting. If reunion has double joy, then I would rather bear greater sadness.

37. When you feel that no one believes you, come to me and tell me that I believe you!

38. Sisters often comment on themselves, share their diaries and leave messages for themselves.

39. Flowing water is not blocked by stones, and sincere friendship is not separated by distance.

40. Actually, having two girlfriends is enough. One is willing to lend you money, and when she asks you for money, the other dares to help you hit her. That's enough. ...

Drink with girlfriends, take photos, and send short sentences to friends.

Drinking with girlfriends, taking photos and sending them to friends circle (I) 1. A true friend will accept your past, support your present and inspire your future.

If you are unhappy, I will make you laugh.

It is very happy to have a girlfriend who understands you.

I will criticize whoever bullies you.

Even though we have disappeared in each other's lives for a long time, we still miss it.

6. I am the object of their troubles and the best object for shopping and chatting.

7. Just one phone call and 1 message, we can still see you standing there waiting for me in that old place. We never left.

8. Your relationship with me is not just a couple, but deeper than Spongebob and Patrick.

9. There are always a group of rotten women around me that make me want to be strong all the time and hold up a sky for them. ...

10. Sister. If he can accept it. Then I thank you. Take it as my thank-you gift.

1 1. You will poke my sore spot and see me embarrassed. I know you didn't mean it. You want to see me become better than anyone else, but it took me a long time to understand.

12. Although there are many differences, we are best friends.

13. Let the wind send away fatigue, let the sun dispel sorrow, let happiness return to self, and let life glow with youth. Friend, I wish you happiness, happiness, peace, health and good luck!

14. There is a bosom friend at the end of the world, and the heart can fly; If you have expectations in your heart, your smile will be refreshing; Life is predestined, and dreams will last; There is always a greeting, and friendship will set sail.

15. Sisters, I hope you know that when you are sad, there is still me.

16. Is it a girlfriend to rob a boyfriend? So you're driving me crazy.

17. In those years, we went crazy together, laughed together and walked together.

18. I cry and laugh only because I know you exist.

19. Girlfriend: It's the kind of noisy today, laughing tomorrow, getting bored near and thinking far away.

20. Friendship is the warm wind that warms and moistens the soul.

Drinking with my girlfriend, taking photos and sending them to a circle of friends (2)1. The real conversation between friends is silent. What can be regarded as a best friend is not words, but understanding.

22. A good friend is actually another self.

23. It is impossible to express our congratulations on Teacher's Day by writing carols all over the sky and compiling poems with flowers everywhere!

24. I am willing to laugh with you all my life, make trouble all my life, cry all my life and be crazy all my life. I am willing to grow old together until my teeth fall out and I can gossip in bed in a flowered skirt.

25. Play together when you are happy and cry together when you are sad! This little happiness is what I have been longing for. ...

26. My best friend, whom I haven't seen for years, said that I am too realistic at the moment, just because what I have seen is older than my dream.

Fortunately, we are no longer children. We can tell each other clearly and frankly about the disappearance of fantasy, the disappearance of mystery and the breakthrough of the bottom line. Maybe I'm really not as good as you think.

28. What about quarrels between sisters? Is it fun? Heartache? Sad? Are you comfortable? Finally, I want to ask, are you happy?

29. It's a good autumn. Send greetings from friends. May it take away your troubles and sorrows like autumn leaves, and may it bring you warmth and light like autumn sunshine. The effect of forwarding this message will be stronger!

30. High heels, I will accompany you from birth to death! I won't abandon my friends as long as you don't leave your sisters.

3 1. Girlfriend: It's the kind of noisy one day, laughing tomorrow, annoying near, thinking far away.

The sign of maturity is not that you can tell the truth, but that you begin to understand the little things around you.

As we grow older, we won't lose some friends, but we know who our true friends are.

34. Stop being provocative and move my sisters down.

35. The temperature is low in autumn and winter, so you should wear more clothes to keep warm. Friends wish you a warm heart, greetings to your heart, reasonable and scientific diet, more exercise, good mental state, broad-minded and happy life!

In fact, it is enough to have two girlfriends, and one will lend you money.

37. I don't want to last forever, I just want to be together for the rest of my life!

38. Sisters play the same umbrella and use the same things.

39. Sister, sister's mood is not beautiful again-a sentence about the beauty of girlfriends.

I didn't meet you at the best time, but I had the best time because of you.

Take a photo with your girlfriends in the New Year and send short sentences in your circle of friends.

The short sentence of taking a photo with my best friend in the New Year (I) 1. Sisters are quarrelling and cursing.

My good sister, you know, even the whole world will leave you. I will be with you

3. "Nut, are you afraid of zombies coming behind?" "fear!" "Then why not run away?" "Because my friend is in the back."

As long as you need me, I will always be where you can see me. Write to your best friend.

As long as you need me, I will always be where you can see me.

6. You can cry, you can be sad, you can be weak, and you can say how sad, scared and wronged you are. In front of me, it is safe to do these things. I listen to them and am willing to help you think. Besides, after you have cried, been sad and weak, I will still be by your side.

7. I have always had a wish to rent a house with my girlfriend, work in different classes during the day, and simply go to work together! Play together when you are happy and cry together when you are sad! This little happiness is what I have been longing for. ...

8. We wear lovers' clothes, use the same cups and like the same colors, which makes our friendship so warm. (short literature network literature)

9. Let you cry more unscrupulously, shed tears unscrupulously, and then sleep in her arms.

10. Tomorrow is my best friend's birthday. I want to sing K birthday with my sisters!

1 1. Beautiful dreams, like beautiful poems, are both realizable and unattainable. I really like that dream, knowing that you have traveled thousands of miles for me, but I feel that the grass is delicious, as if you and I just met for the first time!

12. The end of singles, the node of romance and the starting point of happiness. On this particularly festive day, I wish all of you who are married, enjoy love hand in hand, grow old together through thick and thin, be sweet and happy, and have a happy wedding!

13. Love is much less needed than friendship.

14. Sisters, live and die together.

15. Without you, the sky would collapse and sisters would never grow up.

16. A friend, hand in hand; A friendship, in mind; The past is hard to forget; A short message, sent to care; A word of concern tells my heart; A wish expressed my wish. I wish you happiness forever!

17. I don't want to last forever, I just want to be together for the rest of my life!

18. As long as there are girlfriends together, it is called bursting! I hope our friendship will last forever.

19. The best friend is when she can't sleep, so can you.

20. Time is not old, we will not leave, the sky will not be blue, and I will not leave.

Take a group photo with your girlfriends in the New Year and send them to your circle of friends (2) 2 1. I went out for dinner with my best friend. When chatting, I said that I had known each other for more than ten years, and GuaZeCom became the closest family. Look at these kids. Time is not old, we will not leave.

22. I always envy my best friend having the best girlfriend in the world.

Yesterday, my best friend said, "If I were a man, you wouldn't meet him. I will give you happiness. "

24. Friendship is like a book. The book is drifting away with the wind. When we open the book, we will see each other's smiling faces, like peach blossoms.

25. The world is developing and information is being transmitted. Today is World Development Information Day. I hitchhiked on the information superhighway and sent you a message: in the information age, communication is infinite, friends often contact, and friendship keeps developing!

26. You said you wouldn't make me miss you, and so did I.

27. Cherish your youth and treat life well every day. You will cherish the fate you have without regrets, hold every love in your hand, you will get warmth, cherish the opportunities you have, seize every happy moment, you will create miracles, cherish the life you have, take every step forward in a down-to-earth manner, and your journey will be full of glory!

28. Sister, sister's mood is not beautiful again-a sentence about the beauty of girlfriends.

29. There is no trust between sisters. Talk less about sisters.

30. We can stay drunk all night, or turn against each other for trivial matters, but after all, we understand that no one can live without anyone.

3 1. The true meaning of life lies not in the number of breaths, but in the moments that make you hold your breath.

32. Happy as two fools laughing and sad, comforting each other and crying without image. I think this is the best friend.

33. Those existing friendships will never disappear because of wind and rain. However, as long as China keeps our friendship, heaven will remain our neighbor. This kind of beauty will always stay in my heart, things are different, and the vicissitudes are intact.

34. Work happily on Monday, get lucky on Tuesday, spend it easily on Wednesday, stay with me warmly on Thursday, come in the blink of an eye on Monday, spend it happily, and the most beautiful thing is Saturday, full of chic and happiness. Take a day off on Sunday, and friends wish you happiness!

35. In this life, there will always be one or two girlfriends who have nothing to say.

36. Send you your first spring and New Year card every year. My dear teacher, may spring be with you forever!

In the past few years, you have planted the seeds of friendship in my heart. I will take it away silently, water it carefully, and let it bloom fragrant flowers in the future.

38. Butterflies can't fly over the sea after all, and some people won't come for long after all. Sometimes, friendship is actually more fragile than love, and the difference between thoughts will hurt each other.

39. Think of me when you are happy, and remember me when you are uncomfortable.

40. Don't think that if you don't meet often, your feelings will fade. Tell you, with our original friendship, I dare to run wild in your life all my life.

Take photos with your girlfriends and send short sentences to your friends.

Take a photo with your best friend and send it to a circle of friends-1. Every step of my youth is you.

A true friend will accept your past, support your present and inspire your future.

We agreed not to part, but to be together all the time, even against time, even against the whole world.

4. It is irreplaceable for me.

The scenery here is very beautiful, which really makes people linger.

6. You are very important and heavy! also

7. The best girlfriend is that you can bully her as much as you like, but she still loves you to death.

8. The first time I met a lady who was a plane, I didn't know that she was released from that mental hospital until I met her. This is you-for your best friend.

9. I know it's strange that I have sex with you.

10. Happiness is that even if you don't have a boyfriend, there will still be a dear girlfriend who says she loves you.

1 1. Ten years later, I am carrying an old wine. Ten years later, you are still an old friend who never forgets.

12. friends who like milk tea in a fixed position.

13. When you meet a girl, everything you say is super beautiful. This is the rule.

14. I wish you gentleness, Excellence, decisiveness and spotless.

15.? I will bring an umbrella to see you when it rains.

16. Stand side by side and become better adults together.

17. Friendship is such a thing that it is easy to fall in love at first sight, but it is difficult to have a long way to go.

18. Don't worry about getting old. Being old must be lovely.

19. Thank you for accompanying me in my best time.

20. The wind doesn't move, the clouds don't move, but it's just a heartbeat.

Take a photo with your girlfriend and send a circle of friends. 2 1. You are an indispensable part!

22. I'll take a taxi myself in the future.

I can have no boyfriend and no money, but I can't live without you.

24. Happy Sunshine Sister Xiamen 100%

25. A friend will accompany you all your life. Whoever loses weight first is a dog.

26. I am another me in the world.

27. Ten years later, I still have you in my selfie.

28. An afternoon was full of beauty.

29. A lovely woman who makes me blush.

30. The happiest thing in my life is that a group of people spoil me and make me arrogant. -To girlfriends

3 1. There is only one you in the world. How can I not cherish it?

32. May we walk through the years and hold each other's hands forever.

33. What is friendship? You have been mentally retarded for years, but I have never left you.

34. Sharing and driving the people we care about will not be lost.

35. Your shoulders are not thick, but they always bring me warmth and strength.

Thanks to gravity, I met your beautiful and lovely girl who made me blush.

37. Don't think that if you don't meet often, your feelings will fade.

38. The best friend is another self in the world. A best friend is a relative who is not related by blood. We must have a daughter in the future to continue our friendship. Such a best friend is a real best friend. Meeting you is my greatest pride.

39. scold me, do it, please hit my girlfriend.

40. You are my best friend now, my maid of honor in the future and my godmother in the future.

Take a photo with your girlfriends and send a short sentence to your circle of friends. 3 4 1. I understand all your sufferings, so stop! In this life, thank you Be supercilious and live in harmony!

42. Travel should learn to take things as they are, take it lightly, stop and go.

43. Being together is getting mellow:))

44. In this life, thank you for passing by my panic, my barbarism, and your bias towards me as always.

You have become my youth step by step.

46. I am with you, so I can be crazy.

47. Become a magnet and attract all my old irons.

48. Take photos with girlfriends and talk about sisters taking photos and sending friends.

49.24-hour girl sharing life bullshit.

50. A good girlfriend is someone who catches one of your shortcomings and talks for a long time.

5 1. We are not limited to autumn, we have plenty of time.

52. What you've been waiting for comes as scheduled?

53.? & amp happy moment

54. Best friend, you are not the same as before. I feel that we are getting farther and farther away. You are like a duckweed on the sea. When I touched you gently, you drifted away and finally disappeared.

I never envied anyone when you were with me.

56. It's not that you are in the best time, but that you are here and I am in the best time.

57. No one will teach me in my life. See you in the nursing home, sisters.

Excellence is not taken for granted, but the reward of mutual support.

59. How to send a group photo of girlfriends? The sentence 1 is suitable for taking photos of girlfriends.

60. I am not greedy There is only one small wish: I will always have you in my life, my best friend.