April Fool's Day prank English SMS

The annual April Fool's Day is coming. what do you think? Deception? have you finished? The following is an English short message about April Fool's Day that I collected for you. Welcome to read! 1. Transfer Notice: We have transferred RMB 200,000 to your account as required. Please confirm it within 2 seconds, otherwise the transfer will be invalid.

Notice of transfer: We have credited $200,000 to your account as requested. Please confirm or transfer within 2 seconds.

2, I wish you a high position and light responsibility, more money and less work, stay close to home, wake up naturally every day, get a salary cramp, and you will get a raise if others work overtime!

I wish you a light job, do more money near home, wake up naturally every day, get cramped in your salary, and others will work overtime for you!

3. Your influence is so extensive, so huge and so far-reaching! So much so that I can't do anything today but tease you? Happy April Fool's Day!

Your influence is so wide, so wide and so deep! So that I can't do anything today, I can only tease you? Happy April Fool's Day!

I fell in love with you at first sight and didn't say hug you. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I'll marry you in five days, and we won't be apart for 60 years!

Love falls in love with you at first sight, instead of hugging you. I come to you at two ends in three days, and no one kisses you. I will marry you in five days and stay together for 60 years!

5, countless soul collisions, countless dream poems, it is fate that makes us meet, it is fate that makes us fall in love, and may thousands of blessings turn into snowflakes and fall by your side!

Countless soul collisions, countless dream poems, it is fate that makes us meet, it is fate that makes us fall in love, and sincere wishes turn into snowflakes to be with you!

6. Emergency reminder: Look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone.

Urgent reminder: Look at your left, look at your right. Please be careful that a psychopath has just slipped out. His personality is: look around with a mobile phone.

7. I once had a sincere love, but I didn't cherish it. I regretted it when I lost it. If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is: Happy April Fool's Day!

There was once a true love that I didn't cherish, and I regretted it after losing it. If I could start over, I would say: I love you. If I have to choose, I hope it is: Happy April Fool's Day!

8. The falling rain reminded me of my infinite thoughts. To put it bluntly, I miss you When the weather is fine, I'll take you to that meadow, but it's agreed in advance that only pigs are allowed to eat grass and no arches are allowed!

It's raining intermittently, which arouses my infinite thoughts, that is, I want you to wait until it's beautiful, and I'll take you to the grass, but it's agreed in advance: pigs eat grass, no pigs!

9. Please enter the user name: McDull! Please enter the password: a happy fat pig! Tip: The password is correct. Welcome to Shenzhen state-owned pig farm. Please enjoy!

Please enter the user name: McDull! Please enter the password: Happy Pig! Tip: The password is correct. Welcome to Shenzhen state-owned pig farm. Enjoy your meal!

10, HR Manager: Sorry, your major doesn't match the position we recruited! Interviewee: What do you mean it's wrong? Is it necessary to be the Prime Minister of the State Council? Premier the State Council? This major?

Personnel Manager: Sorry, your major is not very different from our position! A: What's the matter? Does the prime minister have to be a "prime minister" major?

1 1, I feel familiar with you for so long. You are a special, special, special, special, rare, particularly stupid, lovely stupid, hee hee, don't be angry! Happy April Fool's Day!

I feel familiar with you for so long. You are a special person, very rare, an extraordinary fool, but silly and lovely. Hee hee, don't be angry! Happy April Fool's Day!

12, I suddenly lost myself when you flashed by. Looking at your back, I really want to keep you. I told myself loudly that I couldn't let you go, so I shouted at your back: Stop thief!

As soon as you flashed, I got lost. Looking at your back, I really wanted to keep you. I told myself loudly that I couldn't let you go, so I squatted on your back and shouted to stop thieves!

13, when we have money, we will go to the body every day. As thin as you want, as big as you want. Buy two VIP cards at a time, one for the upper body and one for the lower body.

When we are rich, we will do physical exercise every day. If you want to be thin, you will be thin, and if you want to be big, you will be big. Buy two VIP cards at a time, one for the upper body and one for the lower body.

14. Pay attention to April Fool's Day 1. Send a short message to everyone who loves flowers. Please note that today's message is fake. Remember, remember, this article is the first.

Note April 1 day, April Fool's Day is coming. Send a text message to see that everyone loves you. Please note that today's text messages are fake. Remember, remember, this is the first rule.

15, freeze! Police raid! Everybody put your hands up, prostitutes stand on the left, pheasants stand on the right, there are no pants in the middle, and you are still looking at your mobile phone!

Do not move! Police raid! Everyone put up their hands, the client stood on the left, the pheasant stood on the right, and the one without pants stood in the middle, still talking on the mobile phone, talking about you!

16, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are being shown in the cinema, with few audiences. Someone told the cinema owner to change a movie called "The Life of One Woman and Seven Men", and the audience was full!

Liao Liao, an audience who is showing Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs in the cinema. Someone called the cinema owner and asked to change the title of "The Life of a Woman and Seven Men". "The audience was packed!

17, I looked at your sexy body that day, twisted naked in front of me and gently stroked your skin. I can't resist your temptation: boss, I want this fish! Happy April Fool's Day!

Every time I looked at your sexy body that day, twisted naked in front of me and gently stroked your skin, I couldn't help but seduce you: boss, I want fish! Happy April Fool's Day!

18, fool the whole person in April 1, send a text message to remind you that fools can be fooled, and happiness is the premise. April Fool's Day is here. I wish you happiness, happiness and prosperity.

April 1 day, SMS reminds you that fools are fools, and happiness is the premise. Happy April Fool's Day is here. I wish you happiness and prosperity.

19, dust off innocence, be bound and lively, fly freely, pack intelligently, and make happiness hopeless. Just release a little stupidity and walk the rivers and lakes. Dear friends, Happy April Fool's Day!

Innocence and dust, liveliness, free flight and intelligent packaging make happiness impossible. Only release a little ignorance and walk the rivers and lakes. My dear friends, happy April Fool's Day!

20. May every hair of your head be full of wisdom, every cell contain aura, every eye is full of wisdom, and every behavior is full of vigilance. April Fool's Day is here, don't be cheated by others!

May every hair of your head be full of wisdom, every cell contain aura, every pair of eyes are shining brightly, and every behavior is full of vigilance. April Fool's Day is here, don't be cheated by others!

2 1. When you see this message, please do the following actions: pinch your right ear with your left hand, pinch your left ear with your right hand, stick out your tongue and stand in the street. You will find that people will give you money!

When you read this message, please do the following actions: pinch your right ear with your left hand, pinch your left ear with your right hand, stick out your tongue and stand in the street. You will find that people will give you money!

22. People are really tired when they are alive. They stood trying to sleep. They have to wait in line when they get on the bus. Eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and working is very tired. Alas, there is a charge for sending messages to dogs. Happy April Fool's Day!

People are really tired when they are alive. They stand up and sleep straight. They have to wait in line when they get on the bus. Eating is odorless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and they are very tired when they go to work. Alas, they have to charge the dog even after sending a text message. Happy April Fool's Day!

23, the latest noun explanation: tall refers to a tall person; Scholars refer to people who are often bitten by mosquitoes, mortals refer to people who are in trouble, and fools refer to people of this special group. Happy April Fool's Day!

The latest noun explanation: the master is high. Literati are often bitten by mosquitoes, mortals refer to people who are in trouble, and they refer to a special group of fools like you; Happy April Fool's Day!

24. Dear users: At present, your mobile phone has the function of withdrawing money. Just take out the sim card and insert it into the ATM. If ATM does not accept business, please call ATM with your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

Dear customer: Your mobile phone has the function of withdrawing money. Just insert the sim card into the ATM and take it out. If you can't withdraw money, this service is not accepted. Please use the mobile hard-calling ATM! Happy April Fool's Day!

25. You are my exclusive memory, the quatrains in my poems, the sweetness I want, the temper I enjoy, the only miracle I want on Valentine's Day, and the precious memory at the end of my life. Happy April Fool's Day!

You are my only memory, you are my rhyme, you are sweet, I want you to enjoy my temper, you are the only miracle I want for Valentine's Day, and you are a precious memory at the end of my life. Happy April Fool's Day!

26, 30-year-old men are bad, holding peers singing the same love, 40-year-old men are bad, holding the next generation singing late love, 50-year-old men are the worst, holding the third generation, singing confused love.

The 30-year-old man has gone bad, holding the same generation singing the same love, the 40-year-old man has gone bad, holding the next generation singing the late love, and the 50-year-old man has gone bad, holding the third generation singing the confused love.

27. This information is purely harassing information! Warning: If you are still awake, go to sleep. If you just slept, turn over and go back to sleep. If you sleep for a long time, go to the bathroom to sleep. If you really don't want to sleep, just pick up your mobile phone and harass those who want to sleep with me!

This information is purely harassing information! I fell asleep without warning, turned over and fell asleep. After sleeping for a long time, I went to the toilet and fell asleep. I really didn't want to sleep with me, so I picked up my cell phone and slept!

28. Gentle women are gold, beautiful women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, and lovely women are famous paintings. According to my research, you should be the biggest treasure in the world, full of gold, diamonds and famous paintings. Happy April Fool's Day!

Gentle women are gold, beautiful women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, and lovely women are famous paintings. According to my research, you should be the biggest treasure in the world, full of gold, diamonds and oil paintings. Happy April Fool's Day!

29. Losing is a blessing, and not knowing how to enjoy happiness is the biggest loss. Stupid people are stupid, and knowing stupidity is the greatest happiness. It's easy to be stupid once, but it's easy to be stupid all your life. It's hard to be stupid and smart. Happy April Fool's Day!

Losing is a blessing. I don't know what his greatest weakness is. Stupid behavior is considered the greatest happiness. It's easy to be stupid, and it's easy to be stupid all your life. It's difficult to be stupid when you are stupid and smart when you should be smart. Happy April Fool's Day!

30. A young man married his wife and greeted the guests. Make trouble in the bridal chamber at night and ask the bride to recite poems. The bride is shy. At midnight, the guests didn't leave, and the bride said, thank you, gentlemen. How can you sing without talent? I once wrote a poem in the Tang Dynasty, and a spring night is worth a thousand dollars!

A small group of prosperous and married guests will be late, and poetry revelers will call them brides. The bride is shy. When the guests stayed late at night, the bride said, Thank God, thank you. Shouldn't I just have no songs? By the way, remember the Tang poetry and have a baby worth a thousand dollars!

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