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Ask for humorous short message greetings between colleagues on Mid-Autumn National Day.

The sky is gray and wild, and this year's bonus is too slim! The water is curved, the road is long, and the days without money are too long! The building is tall and people are busy. Can I rob a bank with you tonight? Code name: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

On the occasion of the Mid-Autumn Festival, on behalf of the CPC Central Committee, the State Council, the bin Laden brothers and all the soldiers in the base, Bush, Putin and Blair, I would like to extend my most sincere greetings to you and, through you, to the whole family: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

I miss you day after day, but I'm still lonely. When will the beautiful dream appear? Honey, I really want to see you again! But I just can't find out which pigsty you are locked in!

Meteor across the sky, I missed my wish; The waves beat against the rocks, and I missed the blessing; The story was told once, but I missed it; There is only one life, and I'm glad I didn't miss you as a friend! I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

I knew you would be surrounded by text messages during the Mid-Autumn Festival. Wisely, I will let the blessing cross mountains, high-rise buildings, streets and alleys today, flash past the old lady selling tea eggs and get into your mobile phone: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Turn off your cell phone, close your eyes slowly, think about me and moon cakes, and you will find that I am as lovely as moon cakes! Hee hee! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

The weather changes so fast that a cool breeze comes quietly. I care about you because you are cute. At night, I want to cover my feet with a blanket. I have nothing to do with bones, so I can supplement calcium. Don't scold me. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

Roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

The moon is shy. I miss you so much that I can't get my mind off it. I'll send you a short message: the moon is waiting for you, and the water is flowing in your heart. Who, in the dream? Oh, your hand!

I feel, think, get, see, smell, eat, be blessed, be transmitted and be rich. Mid-Autumn Festival hasn't arrived yet. I hope my blessing will arrive first. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance! Good mood every day!

Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, present a moon cake, ingredients: 5g jujube, a handful of love rice, San Qian friendship water, humorous binding, mobile phone delivery; Shelf life: before August 15th of the lunar calendar; Save mode: Please press the Save button.

Another year of yellow leaves, one layer of autumn rain and one layer of cold. Working all day is hard. Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold. Take care of yourself, eat more, cherish friendship and think often. A short message, a long story, endless. I just hope my friends are healthier. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival and family reunion!

The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. I will give you a moon cake. The first layer: care! Second floor: considerate! The third floor: romantic! Fourth floor: warm! Intermediate layer: sweet! I wish you a good mood every day! Happy forever!

The moon is round, the flowers are more fragrant, take care of yourself and be healthy; Fish are swimming and birds are singing. May you laugh every day. Book in hand, wine in the cup, good luck every day! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

I am preparing the company to produce moon cakes. Make skin with romance; Make stuffing with warmth; Happiness is the king of eggs; You don't need many people who know taste. You'd better be the only one!

When did the moon begin to appear? I asked about the sky cake. I don't know what is in the cake. Today is lotus seed. I want to see the moon by boat, but I'm afraid the spaceship is too slow and it's too cold in the distance.

The full moon is similar year after year, and you and I look forward to it year after year. The brightness of the sky and the mercury everywhere are our common aspirations.

Send you a moon cake, the first layer is blessing, the second layer is care, the third layer is happiness, the fourth layer is warmth, and the middle layer is sweetness. I wish you a happy moment, a happy day, a safe year and a happy life!

When the sweet bell rang again, I realized that warm autumn had arrived. At this moment, everything may have been forgotten, but what I can't forget is to say to my friends: I am happy if you are happy!

It's another full moon night. I make three wishes for you under the moon: May my dream be like a full moon, may my days be sweeter than moon cakes, and may my beauty be like a fairy in the moon. :)

Net edge! Love! Full moon! It's hard to spend a full moon in mid-autumn night. Bring greetings and homesickness and all your wishes will come true.

The bright moon is priceless, and thousands of mountains are affectionate. May your life be as round as the fifteenth moon!

It's another full moon night, and I'll give you a moon cake. 100% pure concern; Ingredients = care+happiness+love = happiness; Preservation method: cherish; Shelf life: life; Manufacturer: intimate lover.

I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and a full moon. People and things are fine. I wish the whole family happiness, harmony and family happiness!

The moon is full, people are round, things are round, country and home, and people and things are harmonious. I wish the whole family happiness, harmony and family happiness!

Turn off your cell phone, close your eyes slowly, think about me and moon cakes, and you will find that I am as lovely as moon cakes! ! ! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! ! !

The moon is round. I watch the moon with the dog. Puppy, puppy, don't be distracted. Look at the phone in fake mode.

On the day of reunion and celebration, I wish you: there are handsome guys who can't finish soaking up! "Hanging" endless Kai Zi. Do whatever you want! ! People who have a full moon are more "round"! !

The lonely moon in the stars knows, the shy clouds in the sunset know, the butterflies with fragrant flowers know, the gentle wind in the grass knows, the lingering heart in the dream knows, the sour tears in my heart know, and you know my thoughts! Please remember my blessing: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Don't say I'm heartless, at least I sent you a dime message, which wasted the battery power and risked my life by electromagnetic radiation, so I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance, regardless of the consequences!

When the Mid-Autumn Festival comes, a message carries six fragrances: one fragrance gives you a cash cow, two fragrances give you noble help, three fragrances give you a good job, four fragrances give you no worries, five fragrances give you a full box of money, and six fragrances give you eternal well-being. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

If you dare to be unhappy in the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will beat your face into a color screen, your head into vibration, your ears into chords, and your whole body into a straight board. If you are depressed, you will be folded. If you dare again, I'll beat you into a second-hand one!

The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Buy you a Mercedes-Benz-it's too expensive. Please travel abroad-waste; Please eat the sea-it hurts your stomach; Send you a rose-misunderstanding; Give you a kiss-no; I have to send you a message wishing you happiness-benefits!

Your smile makes your heart beat; When you look at it, the world is shocked; Your stop, traffic paralysis; When you sweat, the sea overflows; You look good without dressing up; When you dress up, the universe is amazed-beauty, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

According to the Mid-Autumn Festival special law, you are sentenced to life imprisonment for happiness, deprived of the right to life depression, and all your pains and troubles are confiscated. This judgment is final and will be executed immediately. Happy forever! Fall back!

I want to remind you: You are a wild goose, and the moon is closed, and everyone loves you and flowers are blooming. One smiles at your country and two smiles at your city. You are infatuated with San Xiao, and you are beautiful, kind, lovely and faint. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here, be happy!

Mid-Autumn Festival, full moon, round and round wishes: yen, full moon, round and round; Official sources, financial resources and two sources; Good popularity, good fortune, and a steady stream; Wishes, wishes, wishes with wishes; Sincerely wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Thank you for your blessing. To this end, I decided to give you a gift. Please sit at the desk with a notebook on it, and then put your chin on it. This is the notebook I gave you to "pad" your brain! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

I want to warm you with sunshine, decorate you with starlight, intoxicate you with wine, satisfy you with food, dazzle you with fireworks and drown you with happiness, but I haven't been a god for a long time, so I can only text you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Give Qiu Feng the idea that has been brewing for a long time, and let him interpret the melody of acacia; Let the heart looking forward to reunion leap into space and continue the eternal theme under the laurel tree in the moon palace. On the occasion of Mid-Autumn Festival, may your mood be as refreshing as autumn, and may your smiling face bloom like flowers!

Notice of Mid-Autumn Festival Administration: Anyone who still has moon cakes at home will be turned over to the state treasury, or will not come to my home, and offenders will not be allowed to bask in the moon in the future!

Thousands of miles away, the bright moon is hard to touch, and there is nowhere to pin my thoughts on you. Until, I raised my glass and asked Mingyue, asking her to say to you: Fodor! More money! How happy I am!

I miss you when the moon is short, and I miss you when the moon is full. Whether the moon is full or not, my heart is like eternal moonlight, silently following your every smile!

According to the latest astronomical news, the moon is the roundest this Mid-Autumn Festival. May the roundest moon bring you the most romantic and warm night!

Note that you don't need to buy moon cakes today. The moon will drop moon cakes from the sky on your dining table:)

The breeze brings my blessing, and the bright moon brings my greetings, giving you a little wind and a wisp of moon. The moonlight is boundless, there is love in the world, and the Mid-Autumn Festival is happy ~

Hi, Chang 'e asked me to take a message for you. I'll leave some moon cake residue for her this Mid-Autumn Festival, and she will give you a big golden moon cake next year. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

February to two festivals are particularly bright, and a festive atmosphere will accompany you. When people are happy, their spirits will be bright, and when they are reunited, their career will be successful. Happy holidays, good health, win if you get what you want.

Make a beautiful wish to wish you happiness again and again, send a beautiful feeling to wish you all the best, and send a short message to wish you calm and sweet.

The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. I want to send you a moon cake. The first layer is considerate! The second layer of care! The third layer of romance! The sandwich in the middle is sweet! I hope you like it!

If every year on this day, you can sit next to me and watch the clouds and the moon rise!

The moon, at this time is at sea, over the end of the world. Until the Mid-Autumn Festival, I raised my glass to ask the bright moon.

The moon, now at sea, the end of the world at this time! May the moonlight illuminate all your dreams tonight, and sincerely wish your dreams come true!

Being in a foreign land, I miss my relatives twice every holiday. Best wishes from distant relatives. May you be safe and happy.

The dew turns to frost tonight, and the moonlight at home is bright! Tonight, the full moon is homesick.

Although you and I can't get together, my thoughts and blessings are with you every step of the way. Honey, take care!

Husband and wife are a complete circle. None of them, the circle can't turn around, so we can't separate.

Every holiday season, you think twice about your relatives, and you offer love for your post. The ends of the earth * * * At this time, I am filial to my elders.

The full moon brings people together, and no one on the moon separates people. If ruthless, the full moon is also missing, if affectionate, the full moon is also missing.

May the round moon bring my homesickness and pass it on to my parents who are far away!

Give up the true love of your life and stick to a life without love. Too many such tragedies have happened. In love, only oneself is the real master.

In order not to let you cry when you are homesick at night, I decided to stay with you until dawn!

The moon is full and people are round, and the country is harmonious with people. Kyushu, China is willing to join us, and the two sides look forward to the Mid-Autumn Festival reunion.

In the double festivals celebrated by the whole family, the Mid-Autumn Festival is full and the National Day is happy. Don't forget that I wish you all the best.

Missing is like a green leaf, stretching gradually, and it is the full moon night of Mid-Autumn Festival. Looking at the moon and stars, I miss your heart and turn it into a dream. Bless you!

Mid-Autumn Acacia, rich in meaning; Tears, dreams in my arms; How bright the moonlight is at home! People are your best.

The moon is the Mid-Autumn Festival, so I want to send my lovesickness to you from afar! Happy holidays, my friend.

Hou Yi was busy shooting at the sun, while Chang 'e sneaked to the moon. The moon is not old, but it has been difficult since ancient times. The moon hangs in the Mid-Autumn Festival and the past is round in my heart. The jade rabbit is accompanied by Chang 'e, and the ribbon wraps around acacia for ages.

Roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll.

When the festival comes, I will give you a month? : the first layer of wealth; The second layer of luck; The third layer of good luck; The fourth layer of romance; The sandwich in the middle is sweet and dense. I wish you a good mood every day!

Send you a moon cake on August 15, the content is 100% care, and the ingredients are sweet+happiness+happiness+tolerance+loyalty = happiness; Shelf life: life; Preservation method: cherish.

Turn off your cell phone, close your eyes slowly, think about me and moon cakes, and you will find that I am as lovely as moon cakes! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

It's the Mid-Autumn Festival and it's round again. See you every Mid-Autumn Festival, and wish you a healthy and happy reunion forever!

When did the moon begin to appear? Ask the sky about the cake. I don't know what is in the cake. Today is lotus seed paste. If you taste it, you will be full of happiness!

Although I can't invite the bright moon with you, please send my blessing by SMS. Happy holidays to you:)

The bright moon hangs high in the clear sky for fifteen days. Without you by my side, I still want the bright moon to bring my thoughts and blessings? Happy holidays! I miss you! ! !

On this special day, send a faint fragrance and give you a free and colorful blessing! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, you from afar!

Jade rabbit, Chang 'e, osmanthus tree; Whitening, beautiful and fragrant. The moon is bright and the breeze is fifteen; Acacia, reunion, distant wishes.

Looking at the sky and the moon, the moon is not round. And heaven remains our neighbourhood, eager to wipe away tears and miss each other. Mid-Autumn Festival has no good days, and each complains about the night. When you hear the sound, you will think of your face, and you will miss it for thousands of miles.

On the occasion of Mid-Autumn Festival, I sincerely wish you and your family a happy reunion.

Although you are far away, I am satisfied to see the same moon with you! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, fat boy! Don't eat too much souffle! ^_^

August 15, I will send you a box of moon cakes! Content: 100% pure concern; Ingredients: sweetness+happiness+happiness+tolerance+loyalty = happiness; Shelf life: life; Preservation method: cherish!

The Ministry of Health has issued a notice that anyone who still has moon cakes at home will be turned over to the state treasury, and a fine will be imposed if they are not turned over to the state treasury. Those who violate the order are not allowed to bask in the moon in the future!

I asked the cutest mosquito to come to you. It will tell you that I miss you very much and let it kiss you for me, because it will send you a lot of red envelopes for me. I hope I am the first person to wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

There are no presents for Mid-Autumn Festival in August. Send a text message to bless you. Health and happiness will accompany you for a long time. Good luck will never leave you. Let me tell you, the god of wealth followed you.

It's another full moon night. I make three wishes for you under the moon: May my dream be like a full moon, my days be sweeter than moon cakes, and my heart be like a bright moon. :)

Mid-Autumn Festival does not give gifts, send a short message to bless you, health and happiness will always accompany you, and good luck will never leave you! I wish you happiness every day.

The same moonlight shines on you and me; Send sweet moon cakes, together with a blessing heart, and hope that every day will be as complete as the fifteenth moon.

Mid-autumn festival, I didn't think of sending it, but I sent this sentence to show my intention: I don't know each other at this time, and I hope to take care of you every month.

With sincerity as the radius and respect as the center, send a round Mid-Autumn Festival blessing ... May those who love you love you more and those you love know you better! Good things come together! Sweet dream! I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and a full moon!

I want to give you the most unforgettable Mid-Autumn Festival, so that you will remember the days we spent together on every full moon night.

Clean and bright, bright moon in the sky, sincere hands * * * enjoy two dependencies, love is as sweet as honey. What can you ask for in the cool breeze? I swear to be with you when the moon is full.

That thing. The moon in Mid-Autumn Festival hangs quietly outside the window. I stared at it as if it were a mirror, and you and I were looking at each other.

Mid-autumn festival, the season of missing, I condensed sincerity and blessings into short messages, with care and missing? As the radio waves fly to you.

The autumn moon hangs on the horizon, and the prodigal son misses Tim; The lonely Chang 'e danced in the air, and Bajie was demoted to that; I give you a beautiful heart, and you can be beautiful thousands of miles away.

On a moonlit night, with you and me, I just want to say goodbye to you gently. My beautiful woman wishes you a happy holiday!

I miss you from February to Mid-Autumn Festival. See the full moon in the sky? I miss you, and you care about your heart! Love you and kiss you! Good Night!

The Mid-Autumn Festival is full moon, my hometown is far away, my loved ones dream about my soul, my lovers are concerned, and my friendship with friends is endless. I wish this scene infinite warmth in my heart!

Autumn is sultry. May you and I enjoy ourselves in the early autumn night. The bright moon is in the sky, I think strongly! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, remember to leave me a moon cake!

No matter how far apart we are, whether we meet or leave, there is a blessing always hanging in my heart. I wish you all the best!

The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming again. I am far away from my hometown and have only one belief in my heart-I wish my loved ones at home happiness and well-being forever!

Whenever I miss my relatives during the festive season, I want to say that no matter where I am, no matter where I am, my heart will always be with you!

The sky is high and the clouds are light, and bands are everywhere. I wish you more success in your career. From this full moon, good things keep happening!

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