What happened after my divorce?

I am very happy today. I posted a message on Weibo, saying, "I am very happy to be divorced. Please drink and sign up quickly! "

In less than an hour, there were more than a dozen phone calls and many text messages. I explained that my voice was burning. I took out my divorce certificate, took a high-definition photo with my mobile phone and uploaded it to Weibo. As the saying goes, there is a picture with the truth. Then, it was quiet all afternoon, but no one came to sign up for dinner.

The final reply is Xiao Bai: "I don't have a girlfriend yet, and everyone in Lao Zhang is divorced!" " Gap! "

It is said on the Internet that the two hard indicators of the perfect man today are: house 180 square meters and height 180 cm. My house150m2, height1.75m. This should be regarded as 90% perfect man! In addition,

Brother is simple enough, generous enough, kind enough and brave enough! This is not bragging, B. Several buddies say so. Together, I am a good person. But these days, good people are not rewarded!

Let's get someone out for a drink tonight!

I ate my stomach at the old lady's house and walked home with a cigarette in my mouth.

Along the way, I was reflecting on my life.

I lived for twenty-nine years, nine months and thirteen days. No matter how poor and rich I am, I have no regrets. Now that I think about it, the only thing that bothers me is my marriage with Liu Na. Three years, eleven months and five days.

The former Liu Zhang emptied all my bankbooks, totaling RMB 68,000. According to the market, this is the average price of this year's engagement bride price in this city. At present, the first task is to earn this amount, otherwise you can't even think about getting married!

At that time, Liu Zhang's deposit was less than this half.

TMD！ When prices rise, people's prices directly double!

According to the internet, cleaning the room can make you feel fresher and think more clearly.

The hour when I cleaned my room was like rewinding a movie in my mind. I recalled the past few years.

"Hello everyone! My name is Zhang, a fierce beast under Zhang Fei. From the suburbs of oil city, I hope to be friends with you! " School starts in September, 1998, and the voice just fell and burst into laughter.

That day, I was in the first grade of technical secondary school; Five years later, I graduated with a junior college diploma to prepare outstanding graduates, outstanding league members in party member and various certificates that can prove that I am awesome.

Later, I broke up with my partner at school, moved in with my girlfriend after work, broke up again and changed jobs. After a year or two of tossing and turning, I settled down and got married with a girl I met on a blind date after half a year. I was 24 years old, and that girl was Liu Na, my ex-wife.

The process of our marriage is dull as hell, let nature take its course: blind date, dating, eating, holding hands, kissing, going to bed, getting a license, wedding and life. ...

Buddhist scriptures pay attention to karma.

Even if I go to hell in 100 years, I won't regret this decision.

Every result has at least one reason, and the reason for my divorce can be explained in at least 1000 words.

On the 25th of the twelfth lunar month, the TV said that the average price of houses in the oil city exceeded 5,000, which had nothing to do with me. My days as a house slave are coming to an end.

Liu Na asked me to prepare something to send New Year greetings to her parents. I took out a Ginza card of 1000 yuan. She was annoyed at my laziness. "Why don't you go back and buy something to make my parents happy?" After that, she went to a health club.

The next night, my brother-in-law and I moved three times before we moved all the new year goods out of the trunk. My father-in-law sat comfortably on the sofa and watched CCTV 10. My mother-in-law handed me a towel and then brought me a cup of hot tea.

"Brother-in-law, my object has a crush on Swan Lake's house. Please help me find someone and see if it can be cheaper? " My brother-in-law handed me a Yuxi, and I just smoked Mount Tai. Your boy smokes this cigarette for less than 3 thousand a month What a fucking loser!

"You ask him, after all, you are in this industry. A circle, easy to talk. " Liu Na suggested to me.

"Seimi Zhang is not the boss, which have so many relations, this real estate house is almost seven thousand, Rebecca, why do you buy so expensive? Why don't you ask your brother-in-law about the building in the western suburbs developed by their company ... "said her mother-in-law.

"no! Xiaoke wants that property with the window facing the big lake, otherwise she won't marry me! " Liu Jia is in a hurry!

"I entrust a friend to inquire about it for you! Don't worry, take your time, don't think that real estate companies are all cattle, and each bank has hundreds of millions of loans. " I perfunctory way.

On the first day of 20 1 1, I called Liu Na to pay a New Year call to my parents' house. She never gets up and has to sleep late. This is the fourth year. She has never paid a New Year call to my parents since she got married. On the second day of every year, I hang my brother-in-law to my younger brother, and I accompany Liu Na back to her family.

That day, my mother took me aside and told me to try my best to make Liu Na give birth to a boy and a girl at the end of the year. I have three unfilial sons, but I am very unfilial. Married for four years, no children.

Liu Na has been keeping the birth control pill, so she must postpone the plan of having a baby until 30 years later, that is, 20 13 years, regardless of the cruel fact that the earth will be destroyed in 20 12 years!

Liu Na's personality is stubborn, just like the rigidity of her body during sex.

When it comes to sex, I have always suspected that she is cold for years. Like a dead fish, she is always in one position. Her face was cold and she snored for half an hour. Below her, she didn't say a word, her face didn't change color, and her heart didn't jump. Many times I thought she was in the body of the sword.

I have communicated with her many times, but most of the time she calls me a smelly rascal and doesn't want to do anything all day, and then I will be furious. If not, I will cry. I am most afraid of women crying!

Not tears, but high concentration hydrochloric acid, which can turn all my strength into tenderness.

Generally speaking, I am a simple person, a simple person, and most of them are a little single-minded; A friend once said that one-track-minded people are the most terrible: such people are stubborn, stubborn, inflexible and stubborn, and will not look back until they reach the south wall.

People with this personality can do whatever they want as long as they don't get into trouble. They are easy-going, simple and honest, and measured. Once they step on his red line, it's almost like stepping on a mine. I don't know if it's good or bad. My brother Zhang Yong and I are both such people.

On the second day of the lunar new year, the sun is shining and the breeze is blowing gently.

My mother-in-law cooked a lot of delicious food, not because I was diligent, but because sitting in a room with my father-in-law was too depressing. I have never dealt with that old man.

Liu Jiacai got up before dinner. Hair is messy like a chicken nest, and his face is gaunt like a labor camp. I didn't even say hello when I saw it. I took out a cigarette from me and lit it into the bathroom.

Liu Na took out two glasses of Cabernet Sauvignon and let me open it. First my mother-in-law's, then Liu Na's, and finally mine. After pouring it in turn, I put the bottle at hand. Lao Liu and his son both drink white wine, but they also warm it with a hip flask and pour it into a small handleless wine cup. As a ceremony, this process is very complicated.

The whole program is naturally executed by Liu Jialai. I just watched and drank half a glass of red wine in the process.

At the moment, Liu Na's sister-in-law is here!

This woman is a typical petty bourgeoisie.