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Humorous Mid-Autumn Festival greetings

Giving you a moon cake, the first layer is thoughtfulness, the second layer is care, the third layer is romance, the fourth layer is warmth, and the middle layer is sweetness. I wish you all a happy moment, a happy day, a safe year, and a happy life. Below I have searched and compiled humorous Mid-Autumn Festival greetings for everyone, welcome to read.

1. In order to prevent you from crying when you are homesick alone at night, I decided to go over and stay with you until dawn!

2. Turn off your mobile phone, slowly close your eyes, think about me, think about the mooncakes, you will find that I am as cute as the mooncakes! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

3. It’s the Mid-Autumn Festival and it’s the circle. Every Mid-Autumn Festival night, we see the light and shuttle the lanterns through the happy night. I wish you good health and eternal reunion!

4. When will the bright moon come? I asked the sky when I asked the cake. I don’t know what is in the cake. Today is lotus seed paste. If you taste it, you will be filled with happiness!

5. What should you do if you are hungry during the Mid-Autumn Festival? Have some hot pot shabu shabu! What to do if you are thirsty? Go to the beach! What to do if you don’t have the guts? Practice with bin Laden! What if I miss you? Check out the pig pen.

6. Good news: On the day of the Mid-Autumn Festival, users with the first two digits of their mobile phone numbers can get free moon cakes from street stalls. Of course, they must apply burn cream in advance to prevent being burned by the stall owner. Boiling water was poured on.

7. The clouds bring the haze away, and the moon brings perfection. My parents and children are in a different place, and I miss my father and mother's love. Handwritten short messages send blessings thousands of miles away. The moon shines above your head, and family love is felt in both places. On Mid-Autumn Festival, my son wishes his parents good health and all the best.

8. I am the breeze and you are the smoke, chasing and moving forward forever. I am the kite and you are the string, and the ties are always connected. I am the mooncake and you are the stuffing, entwined and hugged into a ball. I am the bright moon and you are the spring, clearly in my heart! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

9. Husband and wife are like a complete circle. If any one is missing, the circle cannot rotate, so we cannot separate.

10. During the festive season, I miss my loved ones even more, and you show your love for your post. Ends of the world *** At this time, I am fulfilling my filial piety for my elders.

11. People with a full moon reunite, but people with a missing moon part ways. If the moon is ruthless, the moon is full and the moon is waning; if there is love, the moon is waning and the moon is full.

12. May the round moon carry my homesickness and convey it to my parents far away!

13. Give up the true love of your life and stick to the lovelessness of your life. Such tragedies have happened too many times. In love, only oneself is the real master.

14. It would be great if you could sit next to me on this day every year and watch the clouds and the moonrise!

15. There is a bright moon on the sea, and the end of the world is at this moment! May the moonlight tonight illuminate all your dreams, and sincerely wish your dreams come true!

16. As a stranger in a foreign land, I miss my family even more during the festive season. Relatives far away, I offer my most sincere blessings and wish you peace and happiness.

17. The dew is white tonight, and the moon is bright in my hometown. The moon is full tonight, which is when I feel homesick.

18. The festival is here, and I send you a month of: the first layer of wealth; the second layer of luck; the third layer of luck; the fourth layer of romance; and the middle layer of sweetness. I wish you a good mood every day!

19. On this special day, I send you a light fragrance to give you free and colorful blessings! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival to you from afar!

20. Jade Rabbit, Chang'e, Osmanthus; whitening, beautiful, fragrant. The bright moon, the breeze, the fifteenth; lovesickness, reunion, and distant wishes.

21. Looking at the moon in the sky, the moon is full but the dream is not yet fulfilled. There is so much love at the end of the world, we wipe away our tears and miss each other. There is no good time during the Mid-Autumn Festival, and everyone complains about the distant night. Hearing the sound and remembering the face, the love is drawn thousands of miles away.

22. On the occasion of the Mid-Autumn Festival, I sincerely wish you and your family a happy reunion, happiness and good health!

23. Although you are far away, I am very satisfied to be able to look at the same moon with you! Fat boy, happy Mid-Autumn Festival! Don’t eat too much egg yolk cake!

24. My thoughts are like green leaves, gradually stretching out. It’s the full moon night of Mid-Autumn Festival again. Looking at the moon and stars makes my eyes dazzled. My heart that misses you turns into a dream. Bless you!

25. Mid-Autumn Festival lovesickness is full of meaning; tears in my eyes, dreams in my arms; the moon is the brightness of my hometown, and you are the best person.

26. The moon is particularly bright during the Mid-Autumn Festival, and I send my love to you from afar! Happy holidays, my friend

27. Hou Yi was busy shooting at the sun, while Chang'e stole away to the moon. The moon is never old, love has been difficult since ancient times. The moon is hanging in the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the past is in my heart. The Jade Rabbit accompanies Chang'e, and the silk ribbon circles the lovesickness through the ages.

28. The moon is full, the family is round, the people are round, the country is harmonious and the family is harmonious. All nine states in China send blessings together, and both sides of the Taiwan Strait look forward to reunion during the Mid-Autumn Festival.

29. In these double festivals celebrated by the whole family, the Mid-Autumn Festival is round and the National Day is happy. Don’t forget that I’m here to bless you.

30. Although you and I cannot get together, my thoughts and blessings accompany you every step of the way. Take care, dear!

31. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival: your bonus will be doubled, your career will be further developed, your popularity will be even more popular, your health will be better, and everyone will love you, and there will be more beauties around you. .

32. The bright moon, twinkling, hangs in the sky; thoughts, thread by thread, connect into a line; memories, scene by scene, are in front of you; I hope that, year by year, people will be perfect.

33. Moon cakes represent my feelings, and the moon represents my heart. I give you moon cakes to let you understand my true feelings. I accompany you to appreciate the moon so that you understand my thoughts. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival. Family reunion and happiness!

34. The Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, here are the mooncake ingredients: five grams of happy dates, a handful of caring rice, three coins of friendship water, tied with humor, delivered by mobile phone, the shelf life is August 15th of the lunar calendar Before saving the method, press the save key.

35. The Autumnal Equinox brings autumn colors and busy harvest, and the autumn wind, autumn rain and autumn feel are cool. Autumn health care and flirting will bring joy to the Mid-Autumn Festival. The dryness of the golden autumn is in season, nourishing yin and nourishing the lungs with food. Regulate your mood to prevent depression, keep your mind calm and cheerful.

36. Friends walk side by side on two moons. Two moons form a pair of mooncakes, half of you and half of me. During the Mid-Autumn Festival, our hearts are connected. We look at the moon from all corners of the world. Our two hearts are in love, and we look forward to it every year. Because I have friends every month, my heart becomes brighter every month.

37. The moon is round and hanging in the sky, all round dreams come true, the lotus leaves are round and neutral in the water, and the friendship will never change. Blessings come from text messages: The Mid-Autumn Festival is full of flowers and full moon, and we are reunited happily. Wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

38. Mid-Autumn Festival blessings to customers have special meanings: a round moon, wishing the customer’s family reunion; sweet mooncakes, wishing the customer a happy and sweet life; true blessings, wishing the customer abundant wealth. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

39. One year of love and one year of hate are fate; thank you for each one; live a beautiful life every day, philosophy; two steps are two steps to happiness! Heaven and earth, please bless you in advance for me, happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

40. A bright moon hangs in the sky, and the two places are in love with each other. I miss you all the time, and I wish you all the best. May your life be colorful and sweet, may all your wishes come true, and may you have colorful good luck with you. Eight Happy reunion in the Mid-Autumn Festival.