Today is April Fool's Day, I want to coax my future girlfriend. Are there any ambiguous jokes?

1, short message confession method, suitable for most people, much better than saying it in person! You can try the following method, and every shot will hit you!

2, purely spoof type, the first part: the wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I will wait for you to call back! In a word: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life! Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person ~ Happy April Fool's Day! See how the other person responds.

3, send a red envelope directly! 5.2, 52, 520 will do. Send it directly. The red envelope represents my heart. Let's take a look at each other's reaction and the next step. I can't bear to let my children associate with wolves. Losing some money is nothing, maybe you will succeed one day!

It doesn't matter if you don't know the five elements. Pretend to be a liar and grab her hand. "I will show you wealth." And nonsense. Then show her your hands. "Please pay attention to my palm print and your own palm print." Seriously, put your palm on her hand. "Do you know what this is called?" Pretend to be deep and say, "This is called a soul mate."