Funny SMS greetings for April Fools' Day (three articles)

#April Fool's Day# Introduction SMS: ShortMessageService, SMS for short, is a text or digital message sent or received directly by a user through a mobile phone or other telecommunications terminal. The number of characters a user can receive and send in a text message each time is 160 English or numeric characters, or 70 Chinese characters. The following is the relevant information on "Funny SMS Blessings for April Fools' Day (3 articles)" compiled by None. I hope it will help you.

April Fool’s Day Funny Text Message Blessings 1. Throwing bricks and attracting jade makes you a rich man; having a fever makes you a man; haste and haste make you a madman; gold and jade are ruined on the outside, and you become a useless person; in the end, you wear a diving suit Practice diving on the beach and become a complete fool. Have fun with you on April Fool's Day!

2. In order to set off the great, God created the ordinary. To complement beauty, God created ugliness. To complement the red flowers, God created green leaves. To complement the wise, God created fools. happy holidays!

3. The work is easy and not tiring, the income is soaring, the lover is waiting in line for appointments, the energy is a hundred times higher every day, happiness follows you like a shadow, and all worries are cancelled. Why is life so beautiful? Don’t waste your daydreaming! Happy April Fool's Day!

4. Won five million in the lottery, your smile is brighter than anyone else, your love is more romantic than anyone else, your face changes when you wake up, happiness is accompanied by the envy of gods, until then you will be a model, if you continue Look down, then you are a fool, happy April Fools' Day!

5. When you smile, ghosts scream; when you are happy, monks put on facial masks; when you howl, everyone goes crazy; when you cry, rats take poison; when you make trouble, it triggers Earthquake and tsunami; if you don’t appease you on April Fool’s Day, the consequences will be unimaginable!

6. I am so in love without seeing you. I miss you every second. It is better to go from small to large. I am willing to be a stupid bird and hatch eggs as soon as possible to build a small nest of love. ! April Fool's Day is approaching, and all my sincere confessions to you are in the fourth word, do you understand?

7. Keep warm when it’s cold and ventilate when it’s hot. I applaud your professionalism. Long time no see, are you thinking of me? Do you still remember my advice? That is, when my friends come, you must tuck your tail. Happy holidays!

8. Teach you a happy spell: An Sizhu, An Sizhu, An Sizhizhu, Ansi Zhichunzhu, congratulations on learning Shandong dialect: I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a pig, I am What a stupid pig! Don't be angry, happy April Fool's Day!

9. The Spring Festival is too festive, the Lantern Festival is a little lively and noisy, and the March 8th Festival has passed. After all, today is the most suitable festival for you. I send you all my best wishes. Happy April Fool's Day to you!

10. Three Obediences and Four Virtues on April Fool’s Day: start with the nearest, start with the closest relationship, and start with the temper; classmates can be deceived, colleagues can be tricked, close friends can be teased, lovers can be teased have to.

11. After waiting for a long time, the salary has gone up; after thinking about it for a long time, the property price has dropped; after buying it for a long time, I won the lottery; after thinking about it for a long time, I have a wife; after a long time, your holiday is here. Oh, I forgot to tell you, the above is a gift for you on April Fool's Day.

12. How to quickly identify fools’ text messages: The receivers are “foolish” every year, the responders are “foolish” every month, the forwarders are “foolish” every day, and the savers are “foolish” all the time. The deleter’s worries are not “foolish”. Wish you: Happy April Fool's Day!

13. My text messages are overwhelming, talking nonsense about (here) there is no silver, three hundred and two days on the Internet, three days of fishing, and the water conditions are profound and simple, turning war into jade and silk. You just smile! After racking my brains so much, I just want to wish you a happy April Fool’s Day!

14. April Fool’s Day is here. In order to “fool” you to have fun together, I “fool” sincerely send you this silly text message. I hope you can be a happy “joyful” person: ability There is a sense of foolishness in being a person, and you should be a man with a foolish heart; living like a fool is like drinking water.

15. Dear user: Hello, due to the continuous spread of radiation from the explosion of the Japanese nuclear power plant, your mobile phone may have no signal or cannot be connected today. Please drop the mobile phone to the ground to return to normal. Happy April Fool's Day.

April Fool’s Day Funny Text Message Blessings Part 2 1. You left quietly, just as you came unexpectedly. You rolled up your sleeves and took only a cabbage with you. I shed tears of sympathy. , reaches out to hand you a bone, and you look back: Not all dogs love bones, stupid dogs love cabbage most.

Haha, I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day!

2. Do you know, today the leper confessed his love to the swan, and the swan said: Whoever looks like you would be better off dead! Le* is not convinced: The pig head next door is still alive and well! Zhutou said depressedly: I was just reading text messages, why did I get shot again? ——Happy April Fools' Day!

3. April Fool’s Day is about wisdom and courage. Whether intentional or not, you have to be careful at all times; April Fool’s Day is about earning popularity and saving happiness. Whether you are being tricked or being tricked, Everyone should be greeted with a smile. Hehe, April Fool's Day is here, be careful of the "conspiracy" behind you, and be on the lookout for tricks!

4. April Fool’s Day, the people who are fooled the most are the people with the most friends; the people who are fooled the most are the wisest and most naughty people; the people who are not fooled are the people who are respected and don’t want to be fooled. People who love others are caring people. No matter what kind of person you are, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

5. In the past, when friends got together during festivals, everyone would respond to a call. I invited friends to celebrate the festival today, but they refused to attend despite repeated objections. It turns out that because of April Fool's Day, I was afraid of being tricked and deceived. I have to tell you honestly, the banquet has been prepared. If you don't come and I get angry, I will blame myself for the consequences. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. A friend invites you via text message. I would have divorced and married a new wife. The time is set for April 1st, and I was invited to attend the wedding celebration. The bride is as beautiful as you, and her age is twenty-four. A happy event comes true as you wish, don't forget it until you see it. Wishing you an April Fool’s Day giggle.

7. I always remember that at dusk by the stream, you opened the bottle cap and drank vinegar without vomiting even though it was so sour that it made you cry. You held a mobile phone in your hand, wrapped your head in a footcloth, hummed a fool's song, and danced a madman's dance. ,Wow! Whose little pig is so cool? Haha, April Fool’s Day is here. Happy April Fool’s Day to you pig!

8. Today is April Fool’s Day. It’s a fluke not to be fooled. It’s an honor to be fooled. It’s a peace of mind not to be fooled. If you are fooled, you should be happy. I wish you can work with ease, be as capable as you are, live like a fool, and be a quick fool!

9. Today is April Fool’s Day, I wish you: all your troubles and sorrows will disappear like “fools” swimming under a cauldron, your body and appearance will be as beautiful as “fools” falling into the air, and your career will be as successful as “fools” flying like kites. If everything goes smoothly, love will be sweet and you will be happier if you enjoy the joy of "foolish" water, and if your life goes smoothly, you will be happier if you get "foolish" water!

10. The foolish old man moved the mountains, which belongs to the ancients; the great wisdom is like a fool, it belongs to the master; the foolish man jumps over the dragon gate, that belongs to the wise man; the joy of the foolish man in the water belongs to others; the fool is happy , that's for you. Today is your holiday, April Fool's Day, so you must be quick to be "foolish"!

11. Hey, when you see the text message, take one million with you and go to the back mountain alone. Don't call the police, or we will break up. Remember not to call the police, remember not to be angry. , Haha, friend, are you kidding me? Happy April Fool's Day!

12. You have big hands and feet, a big body, a big nose and a big mouth, a big lung capacity, a big ideal, a big charm and a big magnetic field. The radiation from the earthquake in Japan is a bit big now. The United Nations has given you a glorious and great task. Go to Japan to absorb the radiation. Bar! Happy April Fool's Day in advance!

13. According to ancient legend, fools are destined to the spring equinox. All things mutate and fool people. They awaken hibernating creatures and tell them that spring comes from within. Fools should not be too proud. Don’t be too sad when you are fooled. All goals are happy. Enjoy fools. Happy together! Happy April Fool's Day!

14. Put together a few tons of "Foolishness every year" and a few baskets of "Like Foolish Water", and give them to the "Fool of the Century" with affection. I hope that you, who is "as wise as a fool", can learn from monkeys as soon as possible. In common wisdom, Bajie can’t thank you quickly enough, haha, I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day!

15. You have had a hard life since childhood: because of early maturity, you missed Children’s Day; because of premature aging, you missed Youth Day; because of early love, you missed Singles’ Day; because of early marriage, you didn’t miss Valentine’s Day. catch up. As a consolation, April Fools’ Day is over for you!

Funny SMS Blessings for April Fools' Day 3 1. I feel panicked on April Fools' Day, and I get nervous when I see text messages. I don't know if it is true or false, I hesitate in my heart. Don't be angry if you get caught, it's only once a year. Happy April Fool's Day!

2. You push from behind; send two text messages, one to anger you and one to coax you.

It's a pity that I don't have money now, so I can only send you a text message to piss you off! Haha, I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day!

3. Don’t be upset on April Fool’s Day, be careful on April Fool’s Day, don’t worry on April Fool’s Day, be satisfied on April Fool’s Day, be careful on April Fool’s Day, be happy on April Fool’s Day, don’t be sincere on April Fool’s Day, be happy on April Fool’s Day happy!

4. You: beautiful and cute at the same time! Smart and more characterful! Kind yet courageous! There are really many advantages! Are you happy? This message was sent to me. I’ll lend it to you for April Fool’s Day!

5. If you are cheated today, it means you are popular. If you are not cheated, it means everyone loves you. If you lie, it means you can play. If you have not cheated, it means you are kind, haha! Happy April Fool's Day!

6. There is such an equation problem: A=B, B=C, where A represents animals, B represents pigs, and C represents you. May I ask you =? I heard that people who don’t know this question have to celebrate the festival. 4.1 I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day.

7. April Fool’s Day taboos: Don’t laugh at everyone, don’t believe everything you say, don’t be careless, don’t accept invitations at will, don’t use your brain, and don’t buy lottery tickets. I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day!

8. On April Fool’s Day, please always stay vigilant; on April Fool’s Day, please be careful of all unknown events; on April Fool’s Day, remember to use your smart brain to distinguish. Otherwise, I can only wish you: Happy April Fool's Day!

9. April Fool’s Day is coming, be careful of being tricked; be careful of acquaintances when going out, and be careful of colleagues in the company; avoid beautiful women’s outbursts, and pay attention to the enthusiasm of friends. Happy April Fool’s Day with good luck, and be happy every day Second!

10. Today I have a new plan: give some beauties to men, some handsome boys to women, some lollipops to children, some condolences to the elderly, and most importantly, some to fools. Blessings, I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day!

11. April Fool’s Day is not only about fooling, but also blessing; April Fool’s Day is not only about deception, but also greetings; April Fool’s Day is not only about ridicule, but also sincerity; April Fool’s Day, I sincerely wish you to be “foolish” all the time. Enter, sink "foolishly" and fall into the wild goose.

12. Today is April Fool’s Day, so be careful not to be fooled by others! I heard that there is an epidemic of fool's disease recently. The symptoms are always looking at text messages on the phone and grinning the most. You should be careful!

13. After investigation and statistics, a group of new human beings appeared in 20XX, the four big fools: those who hang themselves because they are in love, those who are not sick and take medicine, those who sign contracts that are invalid, and those who look at their mobile phones and giggle! Ha ha! Happy April Fool's Day!

14. I feel sad when April Fool’s Day comes. There is no reason why I want to be a fool. There are smart people everywhere, and none of them will take the bait. As soon as the beauty looked back, she had no choice but to do somersaults on the spot. May you have a happy April Fool's Day forever!

15. Be especially careful today. Be careful when you walk and talk. Be careful when inviting friends. You need to distinguish between true and false. You must be careful in everything so as not to be taken for granted. April Fool’s Day is here, so don’t be careless!