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Warm SMS program

Remember! One: I am always right.

Two: If I am wrong, please refer to the first one.

Tell me your love story.

Yes, my love story.

All is you

You lost. You cheated on me.

You hug me when I fail.

Actually, my favorite number. Do you know what this is?

It's 359

Read the third, fifth and ninth words of the last sentence.

I want to talk to you.

One room, two people, three meals, four seasons

Do you want to clap with me?

Huh?

Bang bang bang ~

You committed a crime, and you know it!

What crime?

You can only love my sin all your life, and the way to atone is to stay with me all your life ~

My love for you

Go up the hill energetically like a tractor.

Your lips are cracked.

Well, I didn't bring my lip balm today.

I put it in my mouth. Do you want to order it?

Give me a fulcrum.

Shake your heart.

As for me, I like being alone.

then

Then he sent me one. then what

I am lazy, so are you.

Then I became diligent.

To keep you from being lazy.

I have no feelings for you.

It doesn't matter. Your heart will move when I shake you.

Teach you some sentences about picking up girls.

First, the shoes of love are hard to pinch or warm and suitable, and there is really no room for outsiders to interrupt.

Second, the world is particularly beautiful because of the birth of women! It's just a small greeting, but it's a deep meaning!

I love you from the bottom of my heart. I am willing to give my life to you, and you can accept as much as you want. It was like this at first, and it will never change now.

Fourth, life can be dull, just like blue lagoon under the blue sky. Life can also be a poem, singing all the way. As long as we hold hands, every day is happy.

The same is true of its shape, if it is amazing, if it is Youlong. Hua Mao Song Chun glory autumn chrysanthemum. Just like Yun Zheyue is light, the wind blows the snow.

Sixth, it's autumn! Everything is mature! Even the sun is as mature as a red fruit! Has our love matured in this harvest season?

Seven, cherish a person, sometimes very sad, sometimes feel lonely. However, sometimes I feel very happy.

Eight, write with warm eyes and draw your shy and innocent smile; Write down the words in a sweet tone and compose a happy life movement. Dear, I love you forever! Sunshine and wind and rain are inseparable!

Nine, the angel registered the beautiful women in the world and sent them to God for reading. After reading it, God ordered: Send a message to the kindest, most capable, smartest and most beautiful woman! Let her be young, happy and beautiful forever!

10. You walked into the living room from the outside with a bunch of laughter and casually wore a red sweatshirt. It is so beautiful, so passionate and so simple, and an indescribable love suddenly rises in my heart.

Honey, come back when you are tired of going out or injured. I'm still waiting for you here.

Twelve, women are beautiful because they have a good mood; You are handsome because you are confident; The reason why you have temperament is because you have excellent self-restraint; I'm telling you because you have everything.

I don't know how to express the strongest and deepest impression you left in my heart. It's your plump and tall figure and fair skin. Dark and deep eyes, small and rosy lips, but there is still an indescribable and elusive instrument stirring my heart.

14. Build a sweet and warm love dock. I just want your eyes to stay. Don't miss my real pursuit. I would like to share the happiness and troubles of life with you all my life, and happiness will never stop!

You are a butterfly among flowers and a bud among lilies. No matter what clothes you wear, they are always so dignified and beautiful.

16. I like Ji Xiao not because he fully meets my favorite conditions, but because I like him, so I can accept everything. I liked it from the beginning and never considered other assumptions.

It's cold and the road is too far. I can't send you a warm coat or a warm hug, so I have to send you a short message with blessings. I hope you don't catch a cold and stay healthy!

Eighteen, spring flowers and autumn moon are a scene sung by poets, but I feel very ordinary about it. Only your smile embedded with pear vortex is the most beautiful idol in my eyes.

19. From a distance, I look at your back. Your black hair is tied behind your head with a big red ribbon, like a waterfall pouring down from a mountain stream at the foot of a quiet mountain.

Perfection does not mean giving up, but insisting on true love. Perfecting you is also the beginning of perfecting yourself.

2 1. I just want to ask, if there is a road between me and the brightest star, even if it is just a tightrope walk, will I not try to walk towards it?

You are the goddess of ivory carving, generous, dignified, gentle and quiet, all of which make men admire you deeply.

I think you are very happy, because you can choose to love me or not, and I can only choose to love you or love you more.

Twenty-four, what kind of posture should people show when they are downwind and headwind? When the wind is strong, you should show the power of the wind; When the wind is light, you should behave smoothly and rhythmically.

Twenty-five, beautiful is called beauty, and not beautiful is called temperament; Talent is called a talented woman, and it doesn't matter if you don't have talent. Thin is called slim, and fat is called plump.

26. I want to talk about an aboveboard love. My parents know this, so do his parents. When I am bored, my mother will naturally say, Tell him to take you out to play.

Twenty-seven, the seed of love When you were a child, you were playing with a troubled couple who swore an oath when you were young. You weave, I farm, and in my old age, four generations live under one roof, and your white hair will slap my back.

Twenty-eight, I want to give you the flower that is held in my hand. It is not enough to complete a fairy tale, so I watched you smile safely and hurried through the years with me.

Twenty-nine, you are like a star. No matter how cold it is, just look up and your eyes will be warmed by your light.

Thirty, you are the most beautiful in my heart.

That handsome figure, elegant and charming manners, especially that black hair, have an indescribable charm.

Thirty-two, the process of love is far shorter than planned, and the feeling of details is far more complicated than knowing. It is the pre-stage of love that two people miss each other from the beginning to breaking up.

33. I think it's wonderful to have you in my life; I feel warm with you in my memory; I feel happy to have you on the journey; I am determined to have you in my loss; You are silent, I feel brilliant; With you among my friends, I am no longer lonely! ?

Thirty-four, bright lips and bright teeth, good eyes, and enamel. The ring posture is gorgeous and free and easy, and the instrument is quiet and leisurely. Tender as water, charming language. Stunning clothes are outstanding, and the bone image should be mapped.

Thirty-five, blossoming flowers, surrounded by a flower of Wang Yang. This sea of flowers brought me surprise and joy, and the trivial troubles and lonely bits in my life were slowly buried in this pure and romantic flower fragrance.

Thirty-six, eight minutes after the sun went out, it was actually as warm as usual. Knowing the moment when the real darkness comes, everyone won't realize that it's just illusory warmth.

When I hold your sleeve and hold your hand, my life will be given to you, and I will live and die.

38. Your elegant manners, charming and beautiful appearance, charming and decent manners and elegant and generous speech left a deep impression on me from the beginning.

The way you smile is the most touching. Two thin lips are smiling, long eyes are smiling, and the two deep dimples on your cheek are also smiling.

Forty, you are wearing a purple cheongsam. Seen from a distance, it really flies like a small butterfly. Its color is beautiful and soft.

Forty-one, when sorrow is shared, the pain will be alleviated; If someone shares, happiness will be doubled; If someone cares in winter, the cold will stop; Occasionally, someone will bless you and your mood will become clear. Wear more clothes in cold weather and have a happy winter!

Forty-two, when love goes through winter, it is quiet and white; When love goes through spring, it is gorgeous and fresh; When love goes through summer, it is hot and warm; Love is mature and quiet when it goes through autumn. Love has experienced four seasons, love is changing, and I love you.

He said: You will find a better person than me. You said with a smile, but I won't be so nice to people anymore.

Love sentence: Better words than saying "I love you" will bring men and women closer.

0 1. If you agree, let's watch the flowers bloom together.

I have loved many people, and you will be the last one.

I love you as long as my heart is still beating.

Your sincerity can't be killed by time.

05. liking you is like the wind traveling 80,000 miles without asking about the return date.

06. Every day with you is very happy.

07, endless spoil, I only for you.

Thank you for loving me and making me happy.

Make a wish on the starry sky and want to be with you forever.

10, if there is no afterlife, I will protect you from going far.

1 1, staring at the stars every day, thinking of you.

12. I miss you.

13, I'm nine, you're three, besides you, I'm still you.

14, I hope you don't have to, but I like it.

15, my heart is neither too big nor too small, but it can only hold you.

16, I was born cold and withdrawn and only want to smile at you gently.

17, meeting you is the happiness of my life.

18, what you want all your life, love and freedom, you and tenderness.

19, you are a flower that adorns the secret garden in my heart.

20. Falling in love with you seems to be a habit.

2 1, I am nice to you because I like you, you have to believe it.

22. I look at the sky and think about your beauty.

23. Only you can hurt me!

24. Hold your hand and accompany you through your days and nights.

Boys talk like girls, and some talk like girls.

Boys and girls 1.

I have an ancestral chromosome and I want to give it to you.

2.

Do you want a dog?

What dog?

The single kind.

3.

Your future sex life is contracted by me.

4.

Pig Bajie: Mom, they won't recruit me, so please recruit me.

5.

Jia Baoyu: I have seen this sister.

6.

I can't tell you.

But I like you.

7.

Have you read the poems written by Shen Congwen?

I only loved the best people of my age.

8.

if possible

I want to feed