Love, love, the answer is in your heart.

Beautiful songs are still elegant and beautiful, but beautiful life is unbearable. Acquaintance is so strange and familiar; The intersection is so harmonious and rich. A beautiful life is always incomplete and helpless, although you obviously care but dare not care; I am thinking clearly, but I dare not admit it; Obviously there seems to be such a person in my heart, but I can only hide it in my heart. Perhaps, that is the beauty that has passed away.

My wings were burned by a tear and I couldn't fly to heaven. I will let you know everything about me, except that you make my heart ache. The spoony party is doomed to be hurt the most, and spoony has been empty since ancient times. Dare not expect too much. I just want to treat this moment as eternity and the present as a memory, bit by bit. Throw your self-esteem into the corner, take out all the good ones, and you are still silent. The departure of leaves is not the call of the wind, but the abandonment of trees.

We all have our own pains that we don't want to share with others, so we have to choose to hide, choose one person to bear tears and one person to be sad. Then, a person gradually changes, gradually forgets to become a memory, and no longer asks. But that's just a person's feeling after all. Except your heartbeat, who will understand how much joy and sadness your story contains?

Sorry, I can't let myself forget you; Sorry, I can't live without you in my heart; The flowers have blossomed on the other shore, the Naihe Bridge has been erected, Meng Po has waved to me, and I am still waiting on this shore. Meng Po Tang is enough to forget the memory of past lives, but it won't forget your figure.

Youth in hand, you don't think it's good. One day, you think of the silly tears you shed, the friends who were good enough to sleep together, and the people you loved who lived in them. At that time, you were confident, humble, stupid and sour in your heart. Can you tell it with others? These are all youth. After filtering through time, only the simplest and best memories are left. Youth is easy to look back.

There is a kind of appearance, until we break up, we know it is attachment; There is a feeling that I didn't realize it was heartache until I left; There is a kind of mood, until I can't sleep, only to find that it is acacia; There is a fate, until I wake up, it is clear that it is eternal. -have a vision. When you get to know each other, you will know that one day you will become attached. There is a feeling that when you never leave, you will understand that one day you will be heartbroken. ...

But I know, I know everything around me, and I will cherish it. Life is not perfect, people are trying to change. -choose your own path and go on crying.

There is always someone in this world who is destined to be the love of your life. No matter when and where you meet him, no matter how hard you struggle, the hand of fate will always let you know that there is nothing you can do about him. Not available or lost. In fact, many people have lost the ending at the beginning of love.

Meeting the person you love can be said to be lucky, and no matter how it ends, it can be said to be happiness. It's good to grow old together, but if we break up or feel sad for love, we will be very happy, because after all, we loved each other. ...

That night, I listened to Sanskrit singing all night, not to understand, but to find a trace of your breath. That January, I turned all the meridians, not to cross, but to touch your fingerprints. That year, I kowtowed and held dust, not to worship Buddha, but to keep your warmth. At that time, I crossed hundreds of mountains, not to repair the afterlife, but to meet you on the road. At that moment, I soared to immortality, not for immortality, but for your peace and happiness.

I don't miss you very much. I just woke up this morning to see if there were any messages and missed calls for you. I didn't miss you very much, just turned your phone to the only ringtone; I don't miss you very much, but I was hit by a lyric while listening to the song, and there was a short blank in my mind; I don't miss you very much, just want to see your appearance and listen to your voice; I don't miss you very much, but the first thing I think of every time I wake up is you.

There is a person, distance is not distance, all gestures are waves, close at hand, often thinking of each other, laughing and cursing. Somewhere in your heart, you will always be touched by this name, sometimes like a raging river, sometimes like a stream, sometimes overflowing your thoughts, and sometimes hanging in your dreams. He makes you have good memories and makes you feel sad. Love, love, the answer is in your heart.

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1. What is the most wonderful advertising language in history?

Garbage sorting, starting with me.

2. What's the use of exercising muscles? Besides the physical benefits.

To reason with idiots.

3. Why do you usually take off your shirt when fighting in groups?

If you take off your pants, you always feel strange atmosphere.

4. What are the things that men can easily see through women's lies and behaviors?

You are (n) busy (m) busy (b).

5. What phenomena have been discovered but cannot be explained by human beings?

Why do girlfriends get angry?

6. What's the experience of a handsome boyfriend?

It was very tangled when we broke up.

7. What is the scariest lyric you have ever heard?

Every dog will be beheaded. If you want to love, don't be afraid of pain.

8. What epitaph would you write for yourself?

It's nothing. I'll hang up first.

9. Girlfriend has small breasts. How to comfort her?

Comfort her or comfort you? ...

10, how to improve your girlfriend's IQ?

When she doesn't like you, her IQ naturally goes up.

1 1. How to express anger gracefully?

Push your glasses with your middle finger.

12. If it is 8 am Beijing time, I will fly to Paris and arrive in Paris at 8 am local time. Is my life expectancy relatively extended?

If you pull the battery out of your watch, you won't die.

13. When you were young, what unscrupulous methods did your parents use to make you study hard?

Gave me this face.

14, what do you think of the statement that "pizza is just a big cake with some meat in it" and "sushi is just a fish on rice"?

You are just a sperm and an egg.

Why do people live?

Here we are. ...

16, what kind of experience is love?

Two people who look like pigs are afraid that the other person will be robbed.

17, do you have any books? As soon as I mentioned it, I felt that it changed you, even affected your outlook on life and moved you?

Five-year college entrance examination

18, the first girlfriend who fell in love for three years, gave her first night to someone else after a long-distance relationship, how to adjust herself?

Fall in love with a wild horse with grasslands all over its head.

19. Why do Japanese always shout "ぃただきます" before eating (I started)?

Let the rice be psychologically prepared.

20. Why does CCTV always shout "CCTV, CCTV" twice before making a live broadcast?

Remind the audience to change channels.

2 1. When Jiro is crying, which hand should he use to wipe away the tears in the third eye?

Sitting posture with legs crossed and one foot hanging in the air.

22. How to refute "Don't be shy about fiction"?

What, are you afraid I'll expose you?

23. What is the most refined love story?

buy

24. How to force obsessive-compulsive disorder?

Obsessive-compulsive disorder is not easy

25. How to lose 40 pounds a month?

delete

26. An ex-girlfriend is someone you can say that she is not good, but never allow others to say that she is not good. What kind of feeling is this?

Who wants to admit that he is blind?

27. Why do boys stop chasing girls?

Why not give me a progress bar?

28. What's it like to be short?

Everyone can't lift their heads when they see me.

29. Does the boss run the company for profit?

Is it difficult to become a country?

30. How many chickens can beat a person?

Two is enough, no more food.

3 1. What is the specific process for middle-aged women to cheat shota?

Give me the lucky money, and mother will keep it for you.

32. Why did the warm man become love rat?

Never burned coal?

Funny connotation Duan Zhihu

Funny connotation Duan Zhihu (popular)

1. Several of our colleagues are chatting. One of them said: My wife just got a dog yesterday. She licked my face so badly this morning that I didn't sleep well. I said: this dog knows human nature, which means it likes you. An idiot colleague came over and said, that's not necessarily true. Dogs also like to lick shit!

2. Today, I saw a classmate watching the sky with a mobile phone on the balcony. What did I show him? He said he was waiting for the plane, and I said you couldn't get on it. He said: The plane flew over my head and I could chat with the flight attendant WeChat. I just want to outline the galloping past in my mind. This is too much!

I go home by bus today. No sooner had I sat down than an old woman came over and took a four-or five-year-old shota. I got up and sat him down. His grandmother said, thank you aunt quickly. Shota gave me a look and said thank you, sister. I just want to say, son, you have a good eye and you will succeed in the future!

A MM in the company had a sore throat, so I gave her a bottle of medicine for her throat. When her voice recovered, she asked me: The medicine you gave me last time was very effective, so I took it right away. I said: Of course it works. Very precious. She: Is it that expensive? how much is it? I teased her and said, of course, I'm afraid you'll get married if you say it. She screamed, impossible! Hundreds?

My high school classmate is studying in Japan. I asked him why he didn't find someone in Japan. He said he always felt bad. I said what happened. He said what to do once he got it back. Everyone knows him. . .

6. It suddenly occurred to me that when I was in high school, my mp class full of H pornographic books was taken away by my teacher, who was still a woman. I wanted to come after class. After struggling for a week, the old teacher took the initiative to call me to the office and give it back to me. She also stressed that she had put it in a drawer since it was confiscated. I still remember her promise expression.

7. There was a power outage in the afternoon and the company had a half-day holiday. When I got home, my wife was lying on the sofa watching TV, and my son and I played hide and seek. I hid behind the curtain, and then I saw my son lying in front of the sofa and said to the bottom of the dark sofa, Uncle, come out quickly. I saw you. I smiled behind the curtain, silly boy!

8. Today, the inspection team of the Commission for Discipline Inspection went to the company to check the financial problems, including the general manager respectfully listening to a very arrogant civil servant leader. At this time, the company driver came over and listened for a while, asking: Are you a Saiya skirt? The team leader paused, then respectfully handed a cigarette and said how it was you. The driver didn't even lift his eyelids, saying that you should check and go. Then the inspection team checked the clock and left. It's said that the driver is the head of their WOW guild (@ 囕囕囕).

9. I bought coffee at Starbucks in the morning, and I heard an aunt behind me say: The salary of IT workers is not too high, and the average family is not very good since childhood, so I chose it.

10. In a math class, a very complicated math problem appeared on the test paper. The math teacher wrote the problem-solving process all over the blackboard. At the moment when the solution was finished, the math teacher turned around with relief, tore up the test paper beautifully, and cursed at the same time: I will go, this questioner has a stomachache, such a perverted question. Suddenly the domineering side was exposed. . .

Funny connotation Duan Zhihu (classic)

1. High school girls refused to woo and became popular: if you want to catch up with me, you should be admitted to Tsinghua first! Recently, a postcard caught fire. After being confessed by the senior, a high school girl wrote a postcard and replied: If you really want to chase me, please give me a confession letter from Tsinghua University. At that time, it was far from the college entrance examination. This kind of literary reply made netizens feel very inspirational: If a sister told me that, I would have been admitted to Tsinghua!

2. The class teacher told the boys and girls on vacation during the recess that if they were afraid of coming to the college entrance examination for a few days, they could have an injection to regulate menstruation. After understanding the situation, a male classmate said earnestly to a lovely girl: Don't listen to the teacher, what needle are you taking? Call me and I can keep you from coming for ten months. . .

I broke a test tube worth five yuan in my experiment today, and the teacher asked me for compensation, but I only have 10 yuan on me, and the teacher has no money to find me. We looked at each other, not knowing what to do. Zhou Jiajian saw my doubts, grabbed my other test tube and fell to the ground. His wit touched everyone present. The applause lasted for a long time and spread throughout the main building.

I invited a buddy to dinner today. He may have eaten too much. On the bus, he couldn't help burping three times: mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-

After the snail's mother failed to date the slug, the snail said to everyone, that boy is poor, he can't even afford a house, and he dares to go out and pick up girls. Stop! This word reached the slug's ear, and the slug angrily scolded: bah, I won't show off my house with my back every day, as she did when she bought a house. Virtue! .

6. A charming new female colleague was called to the office by the leader for several days in a row to guide her work. The enthusiasm of the leader made her feel annoyed. Until one day, she threw caution to the wind ... took off her cosmetics and went to work ... and never went there again. ....

7. I occasionally see my friend's daughter-in-law cuddling with another man, but my friend loves his daughter-in-law so he doesn't know how to say it, so every time I talk to him about QQ, I will add a helmet expression, hoping that one day he will understand. . .

8. I can't stand China's court plays. When the emperor was hungry, he said, bring me a bowl of red dates and lotus seed porridge, and the imperial concubine also served the emperor. The emperor was hungry, and the male and female servants stewed white fungus lotus seed soup for you. What happened to the emperor? He's dying, isn't he? When he is hungry, he eats liquid food except porridge. What is the emperor's plan? Just when he was hungry, he said with dignity, I am hungry now, bring me a braised chicken. (@ Shepard)

9. One night, I studied by myself, and it rained and thundered. After a thunder, the whole building was blacked out. Everyone cheered, and I shouted, girls, pay attention, I'm going to do it. Protect yourself. Everyone laughed. . . . There was a loud noise in the dark. . . My face burned at that time, and I only heard my deskmate shout, you are sick and shameless. . . . The classroom was quiet at once. . . . I just want to say that I swear to God, I didn't do anything that day, and some buddy had a good time and let me take the blame. . .

10. Seeing her asleep, I remembered that bad idea circulating on the Internet. I patted her palm and she opened her eyes in horror. I quickly hugged her and said, honey, did you have a nightmare? Don't be afraid of me. She endured for a while and said, I just closed my eyes and thought about things, but I didn't fall asleep. . .

The tiger of funny content films (selected articles)

1. Master asked: What do you see when you look up? Sky. The sky is big, but I can cover the whole sky with one hand. So master covered his eyes with his palm: the trouble of life is this palm. If you can't let it go, you keep it in front of your eyes, and you can't see the sunshine and blue sky of life. Master, I saw it. ..... Master, I really saw it. Yang Jian, shut the fuck up!

Waiting in line for hot water at school, there is a weak sister paper in front, and finally it's her turn. The lid of her thermos won't unscrew. I turned around and smiled gently at the boy behind me. I can't unscrew the lid, just listen to this man's indifferent sentence: then you stand by and twist it first, and we will play, pulling the thin boy behind us. Come on, I'll help you carry it up later.

3. What's the monthly salary? A little over twenty thousand. I looked at the paycheck.

4. A pupil called his mother and said, Mom, are you getting better with your cold? Then his mother said, much better. I think he is very cute, and suddenly he said, well, our teacher wants you to go to school.

When I was in college, I slept in class and dreamed that I suddenly woke up like a fart. Looking around, there is no response. I'm listening quietly. Thought it was a dream. Go back to sleep. After class, the buddy next to me said that the classroom was noisy, so you farted and it was quiet. So TM is not a dream.

6. A drunk walks into a church and sits in a confessional. The priest sitting on the other side of the confessional partition thought that someone was coming to confess, cheer up and wait to hear. After a long time, I found that there was no response, so I knocked on the partition. Still nothing happened, so the priest knocked on the door impatiently again. Stop knocking, said the drunk on the other side of the partition. Dude, you forgot your newspaper, too?

7. My brother brought his girlfriend home for the first time yesterday. Her girlfriend is both beautiful and diligent. Dad is going to smoke. She picked up a lighter and was busy lighting his cigarette. She also poured wine for her father. Dad took out the money and said he would give him a present when we met for the first time. My brother's girlfriend took the money and said thank you, boss. . .

8. Carrying a backpack in the car, people in the car are crowded, and I always feel that someone is squeezing me. The bag feels sinking. Because there were no valuables in the bag, I continued to ignore the location. In this way, thieves are even more greedy. I turned to him, you can't stop digging! Come, come, I'll get you which book you want to speak English and politics.

9. Two fools are sitting together. One fool suddenly gave another a heavy slap in the face. The fool who was beaten asked: Are you serious or joking? The fool who hit people was angry: of course he did! The fool who was beaten was relieved and said, fortunately, it was a real fight, otherwise. I don't joke.

10. I received several anonymous short messages from freshmen today. As a senior, I answered very seriously. Unexpectedly, after asking a bunch of questions, the senior appeared. I don't have a boyfriend yet. I couldn't figure it out for a long time, so I replied that I had a boyfriend. The world is quiet again, and I can judge birds again.

What does happiness mean? Be willing to make sentences. The last sentence is pronounced happily.

happy

Description: Hu: The modal particles used as questions or rhetorical questions in classical Chinese are equivalent here. Used to express extreme, very sharp meaning.

From: Learning the Analects of Confucius: Isn't it a pleasure to have friends coming from afar?

Grammar: formal; Supplement; Describe the action and state to the extreme.

Synonym: close and incisive.

Willing to make sentences:

1. I memorized it before the exam, but I forgot all about it after the exam.

He smoked one cigarette after another in the restaurant and packed a box of matches before he left.

Liu doesn't know why he is afraid of this American soldier. As long as Liu is at home, he has to pretend to be busy, busy cleaning up the yard, barn, cows and dung piles.

Those bureaucrats make summaries, make reports and hold meetings from morning till night. They are solemnly announcing, solemnly appealing, announcing the situation, taking measures, and then summing up. They are busy! But the actual problem can hardly be solved, and the real cause suffers.

It's the end of the year, it's time for everyone to be busy.

6. So Zhenhai put her nose into her mouth again and let her kiss enough. Every kiss is a pleasure.

At the moment, Zhao's old woman is skillfully showing her various housekeeping skills in the kitchen, while the girls and daughters-in-law are surrounded by her, peeling onions, mashing garlic and cutting vegetables.

8. These naiveties keep me busy.

9. Throughout the afternoon, like other imams and mandalas, he rode a bicycle in and out of the streets and slaughtered many Muslim families. He is very busy.

10, there is an old saying in China, it's a pleasure to have friends from afar.