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Urgent! A classic text message to wake up a friend of the opposite sex (female)

Warm reminder from China Mobile (China Unicom) Secretary: After a night of saving, your reservoir is already full! Please get up in time to open the gate and release water to prevent the gate from breaking! This time I will remind you through a free text message. For details, please contact: 10086 (10010)

I just compiled it myself, haha...waiting for adoption! ! ! !