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Chapter One Son Eating Dog Food
/kloc-it's really boring when you come to see me in the morning after more than 0/7500 times. I opened it.
Eyes, look ahead, I don't know how to spend the day when God assigned me to belong to me. One day a few years ago, when
When I saw the word "sameness" in the newspaper, I immediately thought of every day of my life. Nothing in the world is better than life.
There are more similar things every day? The newspaper said that similarity is the executioner who kills works of art. According to this inference, the same
Life becomes the executioner who kills life. Today is the same as yesterday, and this year is the same as last year.
Eating, sleeping, convenience, going to school, working, getting married or single, having children, living.
You can know your life in one day, so why live the same life over and over again? Since every life is made up of similarity, why only?
Independent artists can't create the same works? Since similarity is the essence of life, it is not an artist from outer space.
How can we not touch the same life, and then consciously or unconsciously integrate the same into their works?
I hope my story can make your today different from yesterday. Pursuing a fresh life is probably the dream of many people.
The ideal sought. You may be guessing my gender, age, occupation, education and even my name based on what I just said. I
I guess you're not right.
It is a compliment to describe a 48-year-old woman with a semi-old Xu Niang; Poor people are used to describe the family's savings of less than 3 thousand.
People with RMB yuan are more suitable; It is quite tolerant to say that people who have only attended primary school are semi-illiterate, because now some people say
People who can't use computers are semi-illiterate, including college graduates; Call a quasi-disabled person with only four fingers in his left hand
People, just right; Suspicion that Ah Q is a direct descendant is called unemployment and laid off.
I am a semi-old Xu Niang, a pauper, a semi-illiterate, a quasi-disabled, and a Q. My name is Ouyang Ningxiu. Ouyang is
Compound surname.
You may say that your language is not like semi-illiteracy. If you think that all wonderful languages come from having a college degree or above.
His mouth, you are all wet. I assert that you have never been to the canteen of any unit to help cook. Da Shi fu he rou man
What the coolie who washes vegetables and dishes said while cooking is the truth. you are
Putting a knife on the neck of a university professor, they can't say such philosophical and vivid words. You must have heard of it.
This allusion: A monarch asked his minister to sort out the truth of the world for him, and the minister sorted out millions of words. The monarch also said.
Too many. Show it to me after you simplify it. Streamlined by half, the monarch said too much. Cut it in half, and there are still too many monarchs.
He said I want you to sum up the truth in the world in one sentence. The minister was embarrassed. The minister's servants saw their master go home.
When you are sad, ask what's wrong. After listening to the master's words, the servant said, sum up the truth in the world into one sentence, just like I said.
Nothing for nothing. When the minister told the monarch, the monarch suddenly realized and said, yes, this sentence summed it up.
All the truth in the world.
You see, throughout the ages, uneducated people talk much more than educated people. This is because I feel the deepest about life.
Yes, people who live at the bottom. The higher you go, the shallower you go. Just like the sea. What floats on it can have depth.
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Having said that, you may still have doubts: your choice of words and sentences seems to have a good foundation.
This is due to my love of reading. No matter newspapers or books, as long as they come into my sight, I will not be born.
Never stop eating alive. I have no money. I have hardly bought any books. Fortunately, fewer and fewer people regard books as books now, which is of course.
First of all, there are more and more books that are not books. So the books of friends, relatives and neighbors became my free lunch. I read.
There is no burden, first, not for exams, second, not for fame, and third, not for making a living. I only regard reading as entertainment and have no money for other entertainment.
Eyes. After reading it for a long time, the choice of words and sentences naturally becomes implicit. It should be noted that my speech is limited to talking to myself in my mind.
I have never told anyone, including my family, what I am telling you now. I am not qualified to say such things.
Having said that, although today is as boring as yesterday, I still have to get up. I have to cook for my husband and son.
Breakfast. They must go to work and school. It may be the rule of all human families that people who have nothing to do serve those who have something to do. in fact
, what do you mean something? What do you mean nothing? What is the most important thing for people? Of course, eating, drinking, sleeping, all after I lost my job.
Work. After all, what I do in this family is the most important thing. People who do the most important work have the lowest status in the family.
Even behind family members who go to school, people are really strange.
I glanced at my husband, who was still sleeping. Before I lost my job, there was no breakfast plan at home, although we all knew it.
People who skip breakfast are harmful to health. At that time, my family didn't eat breakfast for two reasons: First, everyone in the family had something to do and had to go to work and school.
So everyone is equal, and no one voluntarily undertakes the important work of making breakfast; Second, financial constraints can save you a meal.
Save a meal. In fact, this is the real reason why we don't eat breakfast. After I lost my job, my family had one less reason not to eat breakfast.
. As an idle person, it is my family's wish to establish a breakfast system. The euphemistic name of breakfast is to deliberately put yesterday.
More steamed rice and deliberately leftover vegetable soup are mixed and heated harmoniously.
I put on my clothes and go to the bathroom to pee first. I know that people nowadays don't call the toilet at home a toilet, but a toilet.
More advanced people call the toilet a bathroom. But I can't call my toilet a toilet. It's a toilet.
Not the bathroom. It's only two square meters, and everyone only has a quota of four farts when defecating. Too much is likely to cause this.
A building exploded, and we don't want to implicate our neighbors.
I know it's refreshing to urinate and defecate at the same time in the morning, but I can't. I have to reserve a toilet for my son Qu Hang.
Qu Hang is a senior in high school. The first thing after getting up in the morning is defecation. He said he farted at school if he didn't shit in the morning.
It stinks. Once he didn't have time to defecate in the morning, so he farted in class that the whole school smelled. Quhang certainly won't
Admit that he put it there, and follow the classmates to scold which bastard put it there, cursing the most. The teacher began to teach the students seriously from here, and now
Now is the critical moment before the college entrance examination. If you don't want to waste 12 years of hard work, I advise you to leave your fart until.
Play it at the university. Qu Hang found that as long as you pee in the morning, you won't smell even if you fart in class. Of course, you have to master decibels.
Don't make any noise. He also said that people who live in groups have this experience-more than three people stay under one roof.
* * * Things are called gregarious-in a gregarious state, farting is embarrassing. As we all know, there are four kinds of farts in a social state.
. One is loud and smelly. Once such an explosion is made and toxic gas is added, it is difficult for the perpetrators not to be detected; The second is tasteless.
Sound. As long as there are more than three people present, this fart may escape the "moral court sanctions"; The third is tasteless. Do this
Fart-like people suffer more, but they have a "bad reputation" but have no adverse consequences; The fourth is silence and tasteless. This is the best in a social state.
Nonsense, the client will feel that he had a free lunch.
After urinating, I didn't flush the toilet because of the ever-changing water price. My toilet has the following rules: only shit likes to buy one.
The privilege of one get one free flush is to buy ten get one free. In other words, you have to pee ten times to flush. This is also the environmental protection of my family.
Submission, doesn't that mean that our country is extremely short of water? I saw a reporter interviewing a butcher who injected water into pork on TV that day.
The reporter asked him, when will you stop doing such immoral things? The butcher replied, when the price of water is higher than that of pork, I will
Quit. It seems that if you want to eat plain pork, you can only hope that the water price is higher than the meat price. But if the price of water is really higher than the price of meat,
I think my family will have to flush the toilet once a month instead.
I held a wedding for the leftover soup in the iron pot in the kitchen. I heard my husband Qu Bin and his son get up one after another. Qu Bin
I got into the good habit of defecating in the factory. It is said that dogs only shit when they leave home. Thanks to us, Qu Bin and I are in the same factory.
The factory issued a humanitarian rule that two employees in the factory could not be fired, but Qu Bin survived. However, the good times did not last long. I heard.
The regulation has been amended as "Double employees cannot be laid off in the same batch".
When I put the overnight meal and pickles on the table, Qu Bin and Quhang were already sitting at the table.
My son just finished washing his stomach, holding a bowl in one hand and chopsticks in the other. He gulped down his food. 17 years old is the age for eating. he
He can eat two bowls for breakfast, and he also said that hunger harassed him every day since the third class. I know this is his bowl.
There is no meat, eggs or milk. The same volume of food, the quality is different, and it will be seen in the stomach immediately. Meat is
The rice is one thousand two hundred, and the grain is two hundred. My family's monthly income is only 873 yuan, which just doesn't have the minimum living standard.
Eligibility for security deposit. With this little money, I can't let my growing son get enough fat, protein and sustenance every day.
Vegetables and carbohydrates are more than enough. Once my son went to a classmate's house to play computer games. I don't know which boy made the rules:
Whoever loses will eat a handful of dog food. You should know that dog food is the kind of food that comes to us from abroad and is specially for dogs.
Cereal food, containing meat, vegetables, calcium and various nutrients, is said to be more expensive than human food. My son lost.
He had to swallow dog food with a frown. As a result, he found that the dog food was particularly fragrant and obviously had the meat flavor he dreamed of. After ...
Please, every time I go to that classmate's house to play games, Quhang deliberately loses.
I didn't feel sad at all when my son told me this story. You might think that as a mother, hearing her children tell this story.
Yes, at least tears will flow into my stomach. I don't know. It was Su Shi who helped me. Do you know Su Shi? It's called Su Dong.
Poe's poets are very famous in China. Once, a garbage collector shouted downstairs in my house, and I heard him.
Sell some empty soy sauce bottles. Inadvertently caught a glimpse of a pile of tattered Su Shi's collection on his car, which was sold as waste by others.
I traded my soy sauce bottle for this book. I have read this anthology of Su Shi for more than 20 times, not to say that I have many.
I'm Shi, but I didn't get any other books during that time. The rules I read are like this. Before I get the next book,
I will read this book until I die. You have to ask, you just said that your son was not sad because Su Shi helped you.
How did he help you? In his article With Li Gongze, Su Shi said that he didn't know how to live until he was 50.
The most important thing is thrift, which means meanness in plain English. Su Shi explained: what is mouth desire and body desire, what is poverty, and what is frugality.
Cherish happiness and prolong life. In today's words, people's appetite and other physiological desires are endless. Control your appetite, don't
Desire is the right way to live a long and happy life. You see, Qu Hang seldom eats meat, which leads to his long life. As a mother, he will do well.
Long life and tears? In my opinion, mothers who give their children meat, eggs and milk every day should be sad and cry: on holidays.
Thrift is also the way to live a long life at the expense of happiness.
Qu Bin only eats a bowl of rice for breakfast. He is silent and doesn't like to talk. Qu Bin is two years older than me. He was my teacher when I first entered the factory. those years
I returned to the city from the place where I cut in line, and I was lucky to be a lathe worker in the factory. I come from a weak family: my grandfather is a landlord and my mother.
Mom is a rightist who is divorced from the party and the people. I don't know if the people in the resettlement office took the wrong medicine and didn't divide people like me.
Go sweep the road. Qu Bin's lathe work is very good. Although he was only a third-class lathe worker at that time, the eighth-class lathe workers in the whole factory were afraid of him.
A few minutes of technology. As an only child, Qu Bin's father was ill in bed for many years, so he avoided jumping the queue and became a worker at the age of 16.
. When I was an apprentice to Qu Bin, he was 25 years old and I was 23 years old. Our contact is more dramatic. We'll talk later when we have time.
In my family, Qu Bin is in charge of money. I used to give him money every month when I was not unemployed. Now my more than 200 years
Yuan's living expenses for being laid off are also under his unified control. Qu Bin doesn't care about money, but he is a careful man with self-control.
These qualities are undoubtedly necessary for families with poor economies to become finance ministers. Qu Bin is a gentleman. You'll say it's really a pity.
Jane, a worker, how can she get along with a gentleman? I read it in a book written by a Japanese named Murakami the other day.
Definition of a gentleman: What you do is not what you want to do, but what you should do. By this standard, Qu Bin is a real gentleman.
After getting his salary every month, Qu Bin first set aside the water, electricity and gas charges, and then set aside the telephone charges. Then take out a hundred dollars and deposit it with Qu.
China Airlines opened a special account for going to college. And set aside unpredictable expenses in 50 yuan, such as getting sick or something. The rest are our families.
Food expenses. Divide this number by 30 days, and Qu Bin will make this wallet into 30 paper bags with paper, he wrote on it.
Dating. My family doesn't need a calendar. Just look at the paper bag and you will know at a glance which year, which month and which day this day belongs to. No, this.
If we reserve money, my family will not get paid alive next time. Su Shi also taught me this kind of financial management. Reading Su Shi's Answering Qin
Too many books? After Su Shi was laid off, he lived in Huangzhou, Hubei. He had to be careful because his salary was stopped. At the beginning of each month
Su Shi took out 4500 yuan and divided it into 30 pieces, one day 150 yuan, and then Su Shi hung the 30 strings of money to a higher string.
On the roof beam. There is a hole in the middle of the money in the Song Dynasty, which is convenient to hang. Every morning, Su Shi hangs calligraphy and painting with a long stick from the roof beam.
String money and then hide the long stick. No one in the family can find the long stick, so no one can get high money. I think sue
The stone house is very spectacular: the calligraphy and painting on the four walls and the money string on the roof surround the prodigy Su Shi. Su Shi released the money when he met the balance.
Turn into a bamboo tube to entertain guests. When I told Qu Bin about Su Shi's view on financial management, Qu Bin nodded yes. Since then, he has become a thing of the past.
Use. Fortunately, there was no patent system in Song Dynasty. Otherwise, if Su Dongpo applied for a patent for his financial management, we wouldn't take the risk.
The infringement risk used his invention, and we have no money to compensate. I heard that Su Shi's descendants are CPPCC members.
"Mom, I'm leaving." Quhang said to me before going out with a schoolbag on his back.
"Eat at school at noon." I said to my son.
The son didn't answer and left. After entering the countdown to the college entrance examination, the teacher asked the students to have lunch at school to save time.
Between. However, most school meals are made with this seasoning, which is expensive and of poor quality. Quhang has lunch at school, right?
For us, it's not worth the loss, it's expensive and we don't have enough to eat
Qu Bin nodded to me when he went out.
When it's quiet at home, I'm not in a hurry to clean up the dishes. My first task is defecation. I like reading this book best.
When you are defecating, it is very useful to excrete while reading, so that you can get rid of useless things in the book.
Help, especially reading boring books. Because I have no choice in reading, I can only read the books I can get.
Therefore, when I come across a particularly boring book, I read it when I defecate. People like animals with cumulative length, such as Jianguo Duo.
How many years are missing? Why hasn't anyone accumulated the total length of human life stool? I guess I can go around the earth? absent-minded
This is not a patent for young people. Many middle-aged and elderly people have the same strange ideas as young people, but they
I just don't want to talk about it.
I read a very boring book when I was defecating. I find it particularly boring, but it is very interesting.
I feel water dripping on my head. I looked up and saw that the property was the upstairs neighbor's toilet, but it reasonably violated my airspace.
The sewer pipe is leaking downwards. When I realized that the composition of this water must contain the excrement of my neighbor, I quickly used my hands.
This book is an umbrella on your head.
I can't leave at once. I haven't finished defecating. Most women in their 50s have constipation.
Not happy constipation during pregnancy, but unhappy constipation near menopause. I continued under the care of my book umbrella.
It turned out to be a career. Looking up at my neighbor's dirty pipe, I thought of my mother hanging from it.
My mother is a rich boy, which is an honor today, but it was a shame 50 years ago. During the land reform, I
Our grandfather was appointed as the landlord. My mother joined the underground party on 1948. 195 1 year, my mother is in college.
One day, grandpa who was criticized to death in his hometown escaped. He sneaked into the university, found his daughter and finally met her.
One side He asked his daughter to give him a steamed bun to satisfy his hunger. My mother steadied the landlord's father. She said that I would go to the canteen to buy steamed bread for you.
Head. Mother's righteousness trumps family loyalty, so she called several policemen. My mother accompanied the police to escort my grandfather back to his hometown to accept the criticism of poor middle peasants.
. At the criticism meeting, I don't know who saw the equally indignant mother in the audience. The man shouted, Take the landlord's dog away.
Young people are also dragged up to fight! As a result, my mother was dragged onto the stage by angry poor middle peasants and was stripped of her pants and beaten in public.
My skin is rough. My grandfather was executed after the meeting. 1957, the mother who was a university lecturer was designated as a rightist.
Let the workers go for five years. 1967, my mother was criticized and beaten again. On a beautiful moonlit night, she hanged herself in the building.
On the neighbor's sewer pipe. I was fourteen years old. A year after his mother died, so did his father. This set is thirty.
A five-square-meter apartment is the only legacy my parents left me. It is said that heritage is a little cheaper than the country, to be precise.
I inherited the right to continue the lease.
I know it's disrespectful to urinate every day where my mother died, but I can't help it. My family hasn't moved.
Ability. Experts said that we had hoped to dismantle it, but later we heard that there might be ancient tombs underground in our area.
At present, the scientific and technological content of archaeological excavation is still too low, so they suggest leaving this rare ancient tomb group to future generations to explore. So,
My family no longer dreams of demolition.
I flushed the toilet and began to clean up the dishes. In order to save money, I don't eat breakfast. I want to save some breakfast money for my son. Last/better/previous/last name
My son, who is in high school, often tells us that there is another charge for going home from school. At this moment, my legs and Qu Bin's.
Tendon. In fact, since our son went to primary school, we have been sending money to the school continuously. What is the obligation of nine-year compulsory education?
Fa, I still don't understand.
I'm going to the housing management office to repair the toilet pipe, so I can't bear to spend the phone bill. Every time the telecommunications bureau goes up, it "reduces the price".
This made my family afraid to touch the mobile phone again. Our phone has become a one-way call, only answering and not calling. The telecommunications bureau may have found me.
Recently, they have introduced a new policy to increase the monthly rent, and my family is treated badly.
I was about to go out when the telephone rang.
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Golden thumb (2)
The second chapter Mi Xiaoxu's phone
I just turned and picked up the phone.
"Hello." I said.
"Excuse me, is this Ouyang Ningxiu's home?" A female voice no less than my age.
"I'm Ouyang Ningxiu. Who are you? " I haven't touched each other's voice recently.
"Ouyang! Is it really you? You'll never guess who I am! " The tone of the other party is both excited and cordial.
"Sister Miao?" I think so. When I was hospitalized for ovarian cyst six years ago, Sister Miao was my patient. Anyway, I didn't pay the phone bill,
I am willing to chat with each other. Call my home and you'll know at a glance whether to dial out or dial in. Like reporting a fire alarm.
Quite simply, this must be our outbound call. Death comes from the outside. When is the electricity?
The letter has implemented a two-way charge for fixed telephones. Whenever our family answers the phone, it will be like reporting a fire alarm. For families without money
Installing a telephone is equivalent to connecting a wire to your heart and sending your blood directly to the telecommunications bureau. according to
It is said that the telephone bill here ranks first in the world, while the per capita income ranks in the top 20 in the world. rely on
I mean, too poor. Telecom operators set the meter fee very high, and users don't want to call before operating.
What's the idea of making a monthly fee again, not retarded?
Two ladies in costume saluted me at the same time: "Hello! Excuse me, are you eating? "
I said, "I'm attending a class reunion ..."
Before I finished, a middle-aged man inside the door heard me say, "Are you Ouyang Ningxiu?"
I nodded.
"I am Wu Weidong! I really dare not admit it! " Wu Weidong held out his hand and shook my hand warmly.
Wu Weidong has changed a lot, completely different from his childhood. If I had met him in the street before this, we would have.
Do not recognize each other.
"Ouyang! I am Mi Xiaoxu! " M Xiaoxu walked behind Wu Weidong, she took my hand, "you are still young.
It doesn't look old. "
"I am not old?" I said. I am very excited to see my primary school classmates who have been away for more than 30 years.
He said, "You take Ouyang to the Forbidden City, and I will meet them here. There are still four people who have not come.
. "
Mr Xiaoxu took my hand and went in. I saw a name at the door of the single room, Jingshan, Tuancheng and Quan.
This is a name related to ancient imperial architecture.
"Where is the toilet?" I'm asking Mr. Xiaoxu. After forty-six, I urinated more frequently.
"Come with me." Xiaoxu took me to the bathroom.
As soon as I entered the toilet, I froze. This is not a toilet, but a palace. This is the first time I have entered such a luxurious room.
. A middle-aged waitress bowed to me.
"Go ahead." M Xiaoxu said to me, pointing to some doors inside.
I opened one of the doors and the purple toilet sat there demurely. I turned and closed the door, listening to the soothing sound.
Le, smelling the faint fragrance, found himself unable to pee. Urinating constipation is the first time for me.
I tried several times, but all failed. I can't stand myself excreting in such a clean place.
"It's not over yet? Bad luck? " Mr Xiaoxu asked me through the door.
"it's over." I came back in vain.
I used the sound of the toilet flushing to cover up my embarrassment that I couldn't pee. Mr Xiaoxu is mending his makeup in front of the mirror.
The waitress turned on the tap and told me to wash my hands. I'm not used to being waited on.
"I'll do it myself." I said while washing my hands.
"This is soapy water." Xiaoxu helped me press a rectangular metal container on the next wall.
A few drops of mucus flowed out from the bottom of that container. I don't know why, but I'm embarrassed to pick it up with my hands.
After washing my hands, Xiaoxu took my hand, reached under a hot air appliance and blew it until it was dry.
Waiter, open the door for us.
"Thank you." I said to her.
"This way." Mr Xiaoxu showed me the way.
"Many students have come?" I'm asking Mr. Xiaoxu.
"Almost all the notices have arrived, only a few people are needed." Mi Xiaoxu said, "You won't recognize it."
"Is Miss Wang here?" I asked. When we first entered the school, Mr. Wang was the head teacher. She taught us to graduate from the second grade.
Other teachers basically change every year, and they are not particularly impressed.
"Teacher wang is Wu Weidong contact. Wu Weidong said that Mr. Wang's son was in France, and the couple went to France to visit relatives.
Yes "Said Mi Xiaoxu.
Mr Xiaoxu pointed to a door marked "Forbidden City" on the right side of the corridor and said, "This is the best single room in the Huangdi Hotel.
Wu Weidong is awesome here. People here are short of Secretary Wu when they see him. "
Xiaoxu pushed open the door. She shouted to the people in the Forbidden City, "Who did you say came?"
I looked into the Forbidden City, and the room was 80 square meters. Besides a big dining table, there are several sets of sofas. my
Pupils are sitting on the sofa. They all stood up to see me. I looked for Hu Jing among them, but there was no one.
"Ouyang Ningxiu!" The first two people who recognized me said in unison.
"Du Fu?" I looked at one of them and asked.
"You really recognize one!" Mi Xiaoxu praised me, "I changed my name to Tufu, my husband's husband."
Tu Youyou was nicknamed the butcher when he was in elementary school. Although the nickname is not nice, Tu Youyou was weak in the class at that time.
"Ouyang didn't recognize me?" The man next to Tufu asked me.
I shook my head.
"I am Liu Lishan." He said.
"I really don't recognize it!" I said.
"I'd better introduce you." Mr. Xiaoxu always introduces my primary school classmates by pointing to a room full of them. "This is Fan Yuanyuan.
. This is Qiao Zhi. This is Li Zhuang. That's Dou Juan. That's Dai Yan. That's Bai Jingjing ... "
For the first time in my life, primary school shook hands with boys. Boys and girls don't shake hands in the same class.
Wu Weidong and two new classmates came in, and everyone was in pain again.
"Hu Jing and comfortable wind left. Let's wait for them for a while I called their cell phones, and they were all on their way. These two
Busy man. "Wu Weidong said.
I looked at my watch. It's twelve five.
"Kang Jufeng is the deputy editor-in-chief of Lunch." M Xiao Xu told me, "I heard that he has a moonlight salary of 7,000 pounds.
Yuan, it's not dark. "
The afternoon newspaper here is very popular and has a large circulation. I didn't expect Kang Jufeng to become the deputy editor-in-chief of the newspaper.
I remember his poor composition when he was a child.
12 o'clock 15 minutes, the wind is coming. He greeted everyone with a big smile and said that he met him when he went out.
In an emergency, a reporter of the newspaper was beaten during an interview. He apologized to everyone.
"Apologizing is no good, you have to apologize." Wu Weidong was joking.
"I apologize. I apologize. " Kang Jufeng said.
"There are others later than you, and Hu Jing hasn't come yet." M Xiaoxu said to Kang Jufeng.
Wu Weidong took out his mobile phone and called Hu Jing.
"Hu Jing, where are you? You are the only one left. " Wu Weidong said, "to the door? Looking for a parking space? You tell security
You are a guest of Secretary Wu, and they will arrange for you to park your car in the parking space inside the restaurant. Guess what? I'll pick you up! "
Wu Weidong casually put the phone on the coffee table. He said to everyone, "Hu Jing has arrived. I'm going to see him. "
I watched Wu Weidong flash out of the door and imagined him seeing Hu Jingshi.
Wu Weidong introduced the Forbidden City to Hu Jing. Everyone stood up and looked at Hu Jing reverently, and I was no exception.
When I was in primary school more than 30 years ago, no one could have foreseen such a scene. In primary school, the competition between classmates was the test scores.
The number, appearance and status of parents. When students grow up, they will only compete for fame and economic strength when they meet.
"Here comes our famous economist!" Wu Weidong pushed Hu Jing in front of everyone.
"No one should introduce himself and let Hu Jing guess one by one. Guess wrong, punish him for drinking later. "Mr. Xiaoxu proposed.
Hu Jing's temperament is really extraordinary, and his eyes and manners are full of confidence and momentum. If this style is put on me,
Others will laugh off their big teeth, but on him, he is handsome and charming.
Hu Jingxian and Kang Jufeng shook hands.
"Kang Jufeng and I met last year, right?" Hu Jing said to Kang Jufeng.
"It's really hard to interview you. I sent a reporter to interview you at the beginning of the year and asked the reporter to take my letter. You didn't see it! You don't respect me
Our newspaper is very small. I see that there is always an exclusive interview with you in national newspapers. "Comfortable wind said with a smile.
"I haven't seen the reporter who came to me with your letter?" Hu Jing said, "I can't see your letter?"
After Hu Jing let go of Kang Jufeng's hand, he looked around the crowd, looking for classmates he could recognize. I hope he can recognize me, I.
I subconsciously raised my left hand and fiddled with the buttons of my clothes. I have to admit that my actions are vain and humble. I am
I want Hu Jing to recognize me because my left hand is missing a finger.
Sure enough, Hu Jing fell into my trap.
"Ouyang Ningxiu." Hu Jing pointed at me and said.
Hu Jing held out his hand to me, and I quickly shook hands with him.
"What are you doing?" Hu Jing asked me.
"I was fired from a factory," I said.
"The current employment situation is not optimistic." Hu Jing said.
"I also read your article about the financial crisis this morning." I didn't say what I saw when I took a shit.
"I have written so much that I can't remember where it is." Hu shook his head.
Hu Jing recognized Tu Fu again: "Tu Fu?"
"He changed his name, and now his name is Tufu." Mr. Xiaoxu interjected, I can see that she also wants Hu Jing to recognize her.
"The butcher? This name is very distinctive, but who is not a butcher? How many animals have you indirectly killed to eat in your life? " Hu Jing
Opening is philosophy. "What now?"
Tu Fu held Hu Jing's hand and said, "Be a judge in court."
"A veritable butcher, I estimate that the criminal suspect confessed after reading your name. Haha. " Hu Jing laughed.
Miss Xiaoxu can't wait. She asked Hu Jing, "Hu Jing, do you still know me?"
Hu Jing looked at m Xiaoxu. He shook his head gently and looked at it again. Hu Jing said, "Fan Yuanyuan?"
"I'm Fan Yuanyuan." Fan Yuanyuan said.
"Fine you a glass of wine." Mr Xiaoxu said to Hu Jing, "I'll give you a hint. I broke your insurance in the third grade.
Warm the pot. "
"That's right," Tufu said. "I was on duty that day, sweeping sundries."
"Why don't you remember anything?" Hu Jing patted himself on the head.
"Thinking about national affairs," Wu Weidong said, "I heard that you have participated in many important economic decisions in today's country.
Formulated, you are the backbone of the think tank! I don't remember that the thermos pot was broken by my classmates in the third grade of elementary school, for example
If I forget, I can't forgive. "
Everyone said it was, it was.
Miss Xiaoxu gave me a look, and I knew she was disappointed. When a celebrity like Hu Jing meets her primary school classmates, she either
I can't recognize them, or I can recognize them all. I think I raised my left hand to encourage Hu Jing to realize that I was in unfair competition.
"Her surname is Mi, and there are not many people named Mi." I said to Hu Jing.
Hu Jingzuo suddenly realized: "I remember, Xiaomi ..."
When Mi Xiaoxu saw that Hu Jing couldn't say the third word in her name, she had to say, "Mi Xiaoxu!"
Hu Jing said, "Yes, my Xiaoxu!"
Other students also signed up soon.
"I am Li Zhuang."
"I am Dou Juan."
"I'm Dai Yan."
"I'm Bai Jingjing."
"I'm Qiao Zhi."
" "
Hu Jing shook hands with every classmate.
Wu Weidong said, "please sit down. We talked over dinner. There must be something to talk about. "
Everyone sat around the big round table. I'm going to be next to Xiaoxu. I have never experienced such a luxurious meal. I must at any time.
Ask Miss Xiaoxu the rules.
The waitress took out the napkin in the cup and spread it on everyone's lap. Another lady asked us what to drink one by one. She first
Ask Hu Jing, Hu Jing said to drink orange juice. Wu Weidong said he should drink some wine. Hu Jing said he drove, no.
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