Humorous short message sentences chosen for girlfriend.

1, we are destined to be together. Ask if you care, see if you are happy, kiss you if you love you, worry if you don't see you for a day, love you all your life, love you only once in your life, and the earthquake has brought a heart.

2, because I miss you, my fingers will not move; Because I love you, tears will not flow; Because I am looking forward to you, time will not go; Because I didn't dare to say it until I waited for you, and I have loved you for a long time!

3. Don't move! Reach out your hand, hold my heart, my true feelings, my true feelings, my true love, and keep it well. These will bring you a lifetime of happiness, a lifetime of happiness, and the two of us will be together forever.

4, some love, inadvertently, unforgettable; Some people, inadvertently, meet; Some things, inadvertently, start; There is a word, three words, inadvertently, want to blurt out! My love, you know!

5. All the sadness is because of you; All the melancholy is because of you; All the lovesickness is because of you; All addiction is because of you; All the happiness and happiness are also because of you. I love you!

6. Look at mountains, water, scenery, pigs, dogs, animals, love and beautiful things. I have a good life with you. I don't have your fault. You regret that you don't have me, you don't have my life, and you are in a good mood with you.

7. We will meet at a certain intersection on a certain day, and there will be a flash of surprise in our eyes. I hope we can meet again in the brilliant sunset, whisper a love story and write a picture of love.

8, polished voice, sing clear songs for you; Transparent eyes, telling the heart; With you in my heart, everything else is eclipsed; Pour a cup of tea, cold, remember to drink; The temperature of holding hands is better than straightforward, and I am very happy with you.

9. Nice to meet you. May happiness fill your life. Meeting you is a kind of beauty. May beauty shine in your life. Meeting you is a kind of happiness. May happiness always accompany you.

10 I have a little secret buried in my heart, and I can only tell you secretly: let the wind tell you quietly: I like you very much; Let the cloud tell you quietly: I love you very much; Let the rain tell you quietly: I think you are crying.

1 1. Don't argue about what a happy life is, don't care about what a perfect future is, don't trap yourself in a lonely empty city without sweet memories, brave enough to love, and seize the most beautiful present!

12, fools make people sad, and smart people make people happy; I did something stupid once, which actually made the person I love the most sad. I want to turn over a new leaf, be a smart person, pray for the forgiveness of the people I love most, and ask for forgiveness of my sins.

13, you smiled, and my sky cleared up; You are bored, my weather is cloudy; Your every move affects my expression; After falling in love with you, my IQ is zero; I miss you coming here every day. I feel like I'm in prison without you!

14, you ask me: where is love? I answer you gently with my heart: love is in clouds, love is in stones, love is in all visible objects; Love is in dreams, love is in hopes, and love you all day and night!

15. The dolphin wanted to give the angel a kiss, but the kiss was too high. The angel wanted to kiss the dolphin, but the sea was too deep. I want to give you a hug, but it is too far away from you. I can only send you a short message. I miss you.

16, flowers are not in bud, how can we make the world laugh? If cows only eat grass, they may not have enough to eat. If there were no gunpowder in the world, there would be no mortars from Japan. If you could smile at me, you would have passed out. If you treat me badly, two words: hang yourself!

17, I am not rich and can't give you a big gift; I am not romantic and can't surprise you; I am not handsome, and I can't make you intoxicated. But I love you, and I want to say to you: Let me take care of you all my life!

18, I am poor and have no flowers to send you; I am poor and have no place for you; I am poor and have no car for you; I am poor and have no bank card to pay you. However, I have endless love for you, which makes me rich!

19, your misunderstanding froze my sincere heart at the bottom of the sea, feeling the pain of loneliness, the fear of darkness, the coldness of my heart and the suffocation of my life. Forgive me! Help me get off the bottom of the sea. Love me, please care about me.

Dear, I want to hold you all the time, listen to your breath, feel your fragrance, touch your bun and taste the sweetness of love with you! Let's never part, I love you!

2 1. When you are around, I hope I can accompany you every day and go to every corner together. When you are not around, my thoughts are still so day and night. A moment of silence, thought is the charm that grows with you. I love you!

22. After the quality certification of ISO900 1, my love for you is true, my love for you is pure and my love for you is eternal. In addition to ISO, other certification bodies have also stamped their seals. Now we only need one last stop. As long as you see the text message, smile OK, and all the procedures are certified.

23. My world is a forest, full of all kinds of trees and flying birds, but I only have one tree, that is you, and there is only one bird, that is you! I love you!

24, it's cold, I send you a text message, no other meaning, just want to give you my temperature, so that you can have more warmth; Give you my love so that you can care more. I hope you won't be cold this winter!

25. I can't sleep at night, I can't eat, I can't eat, my body and mind are like hemp poles, and the breeze blows away. The taste of loving someone is like being teased and pushed around by Iraqis. As long as I don't miss you anymore, I'd rather be your nod. Heaven and earth, I am in love with you. What can you ask me to do?

26. Jun Hua is full of fragrance, cutting leaves and weaving colorful clothes. Fine products are beautiful and thin, and red makeup is difficult to take care of. Love is still a dream, and youth is still accompanied by the sunset. Miss you, the night gives me courage, and I have hope for the morning light!

27. Luan Feng caught a glimpse of the curtains hanging and the morning mist accompanied by snow dew. Last night, she looked at the moon. Today, the stars and the moon are holding hands, the world is bright and the moon is drunk. If I love you, I will give you my whole heart and make you happy forever!

28. I think of you as my dog, touch your head lovingly every day, think that you are my coat every day, think that you are my quilt every day, and get up and kiss your back every day. I know this is all I want in my life. Can you satisfy me?

29, the night is cold and dreamless, recalling beauty, and the solitary candle reflects the tears on the wall. Last year, the waning moon looked at each other. Today, I have no sleep. The Phoenix returns to my hometown and waits for the morning dew. The Galaxy Bridge has two stars. Miss you, God gives me the happiness of tears and the happiness of my sleepless days!

30. I think you are like a cloud, with dense rain in your heart; I think you are like a leaf, and the wind you walk through will blow me; When I miss you, it is like a wave, rolling the river of thoughts; Miss you like sunshine, just want to give you warmth and happiness!

3 1, Nobel said, "I don't promise love, so there is no love prize in the Nobel Prize." I say to you, "I am a Nobel Prize. If you love me, I will reward you. Thank you! "

32. I hope we can last forever. There will be no quarrels, and there won't be too many differences. If there is a problem, we will discuss and solve it. Don't hide it, so we will be together for life.

33. When the wind blows, the clouds are very leisurely. When it rains, the stream is laughing. When the snow falls, the red berries are in bud. When flowers bloom, bees and butterflies are around. When I miss you, I am smiling. I don't feel distressed when I miss you, but I am happy when I love you!

34. Give me your dependence and open your hug; Give me your smile and let it in; Like a butterfly flying over the blue sky, like happiness flying to the sea, give me your love, let a smile float to the clouds, let happiness surge, and love you everywhere!

35. I can forget everything except you; I can abandon everything except you; I can ignore everything except you; I must tell you how much I love you!

God gave me such a fate, so I am in heaven every day. Because there is love in life, happiness is everywhere. I have you in my life, so I am beautiful every day.

37. You are a sweet encounter in my life, so that I will never wander around the world alone again. I hope you can accept this eternal ring, let it shine like an eternal star, and let happiness become the tenderest embroidery in our hearts from now on!

38. Loneliness is a kind of blue, like a rolling cloud in the sea. Missing is a kind of blue, like the sky connected to the cape. When I turn around and can't see your face, I will miss you. You are not alone in your dreams. Honey, I miss you.

Are you free this weekend? Let's climb the mountain! It is said that men can find their wives by climbing mountains. If you don't accompany me, others will take the opportunity. If you don't reply, I'll take it as your unconditional agreement.

40. Leaving traces of happiness on my face, branding sweet memories in my heart and filling my life with romantic and happy legends is my greatest hope in this life. I wish you all the best in your life and love you forever!

4 1, the space in my heart is full of affection; Getting along is always too short, and acacia is always too sweet; Love lights dim, like wine lingering; The ideological trend is surging and the sea is blue; I think about you all the time. How can I solve this situation? Only hug you forever!

42. We have experienced ups and downs in the world; We have experienced a waste of time; No matter how big the storm is, we all feel it. Walking through Qian Shan, our love has solidified. Love you, your concern for me will always haunt me!

43, fate, let us know each other and love each other; Let's get to know each other and be together. The predestination of past lives predestined us to hold hands in this life. We should know the predestination, cherish the predestination, hold your hand, grow old with your son, and love you with us forever.

44. Gently push open the window and draw a beautiful arc in the air. As long as you look at it with your heart, you will find that it is a tribute to life and a beautiful expectation. Life is dazzling because of true feelings, and life is brilliant because of you. Loving you will never change.

45. Humorous words for my girlfriend I heard that a frog jumped out of Taihu Lake today and was run over by a car. I've been worried. I'll text you right away. If you are still alive, please reply to me!

46. People are really tired when they are alive! Standing and thinking about sleeping, I have to queue up when I get on the bus. Secret love is really painful, eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, work is particularly tired, robbery is not enough, I have to pay taxes when I earn money, and I have to pay for texting silly pigs.

Kangaroos and monkeys in the forest games were praised by the lion king for jumping high. The bear was criticized and said unconvinced, I will jump over this bridge tomorrow! Lion King: Look at you. You are still on the bridge (you are still watching! )

48. Dear users, your mobile phone number won the first prize in the prize-winning network access activity in our city, with a bonus of 10000 yuan. Please take it from any bank with a gun. The password is: Freeze!

49. Face, here is my business card. Welcome to my plastic surgery hospital at any time!

50, the sky is gray, the wilderness is vast, and the eyes are superior. The water is crooked, the road is open, and the days without money are too long. The wind is long and people are anxious. I can't wait to rob a bank at once.

5 1, men are semi-finished products 20, finished products 30, fine products 40, best products 50, top products 60, waste products 70 and souvenirs 80.

52. The characteristics of women in the new era: at the age of 60, they can take men's thoughts, at the age of 50, they can take men's property, at the age of 40, they can scatter men's ions, at the age of 30, they can twist men's waist, and at the age of 20, they can't find a female companion for men!

53. Sister, sister, I love you. Sing a love song for you. Whether it is cold or warm, it is happy or sad. I also want to go to the toilet, so I send a text message.

54. I am smart, my head is bare, I have many ideas, and my personality is kind; Xiaoye is beautiful, mild-tempered, ordinary and blushes frequently.

55. Say a couple xj. After the man went in, he squatted on the woman's body and whispered, we are connected now. Women are a little unhappy. The man violently attacked, and the woman shouted loudly: Mobile is better than Unicom! :)

56. Modern teachers are skilled in martial arts, and all of them can throw darts. Teaching is a magic weapon. They either do their homework or take the exam. After the exam, they will ask for money and give it to anyone.

57. Love you for 10,000 years and keep your eyes on money; If you want to see me, remit 10 thousand yuan quickly

58. A man with sparse hair went to see a doctor and said, can you give me something to keep my hair? The doctor said enthusiastically, take it. Say and hand him a small plastic box.

59. Women often hope that men can look at her like browsing the window design of department stores, but the cost of maintaining a window is very high.

60. A Mercedes-Benz raced with a tractor and a BMW. After the traffic police found out, they reported that the speed of both cars exceeded 180 km/h, and the best one was a tractor, which kept turning signals behind Mercedes-Benz to ask for overtaking!

6 1, single is understanding, love is wrong, breaking up is consciousness, marriage is wrong, divorce is awakening, remarriage is stubborn, no lover is waste, and many lovers are animals.

62. When you read this message, you already owe me a hug; Delete this message and owe me a kiss; If you reply, you owe me everything; If you don't reply, you are mine.

63. When I go with the wind, I will look at you in the sky; When I become dust, I would like to protect you; When I become Ziyun, I would like to bring some color to your eyes;

64. To love you is to love yourself, which is false. Love is to love with all your love, so there is no love for yourself. You are the one I can't love anymore.

65. Only in the eyes of those who know how to cherish, love will shine like a diamond. But in the eyes of people who don't understand, it will always be an ordinary stone.

Falling in love with you is the biggest pain in my life, and not loving you is the biggest regret in my life. Leaving you is my biggest mistake in this life, and having you is my greatest happiness in this life!

67. I was a member of * * * for 49 years. On the day I was arrested 1, they hit me, but I didn't confess. I still didn't confess when I was given the money the next day. On the third day, they gave it to a girl, and I confessed. On the fourth day, I tried to confess. Damn, I'm liberated.

68. Acquaintance is the most precious fate, missing is the most beautiful mood, knowing each other is the tacit understanding, and blessing is the most sincere greeting. Whenever and wherever, stop looking and bring my blessing.

69. Are you lonely? If yes, go downstairs and buy a rope and a stick, tie the rope to the stick, and swing the stick on the roof when it is windy. When someone asks you what you are doing, you say, I'm out of my mind!

70. I heard that you went to xishuangbanna tourism and were besieged by a group of wild boars. The passengers immediately took out food and money, but the wild boars were unmoved. You took out your unique ID card, and a group of wild boars knelt down and cried, Boss, we found you.

7 1, Dear users: As most of your short messages are sent to the opposite sex, which has caused a very bad influence on society, we have suspended your short message function. Please bring a small bench to the nearby police station to learn stylistic knowledge tomorrow!

72. Now, watch CCTV 1 quickly. Zhao Benshan was killed and the police blocked the whole northeast. 19 people died, 32 people were injured, 1 1 people were missing, 1 people were fooled! I hear you are very clever. Do you know who I am?

73. What happened? I dialed your cell phone just now. After * * * rings, the mobile phone prompts: You are looking for a little silly pig from other places. Please dial the pigsty area first and then the number. It's unbelievable! Call again and say: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is being killed!

74, so you must lose, the unit is sad; If you must forget, I hope it is trouble; If I must miss it, I hope it is bad luck; If it can last forever, I hope you will be healthy, happy, happy and caring!

75. How can we be so predestined? Actually, we knew each other as early as 1000 years ago. It was an autumn night, and you bit a tooth mark on my arm. My name was Lu Dongbin at that time.

76. I buried you in a tear and imagined that amber would be in a thousand years. I dare not bow my head for fear that tear drops will come and break you, break me and break my dream of a thousand years. If there is an afterlife, I will travel all over Qian Shan to find your forever friend!

77. If I had a happy grass, I would give it to you, because I want you to be happy. If there are two, we will each have one. I hope we are all happy. There are three. I'll give you two and keep one for myself, because I hope you are happier than me.

78. Remember when you were in kindergarten? The teacher said to the children: pee in bed, the first penalty is three yuan, the second penalty is five yuan, and the third penalty is ten yuan. You raise your little hand and ask in a low voice: How much is the monthly subscription? I want a monthly subscription!

79, sunrise and sunset = peace, infinite thoughts of the sun, the moon and the stars, romance = happy life, meteor heart = blessing, I hope you have a good mood every day!

80. A gentle heart is for the sad, a romantic heart is for the affectionate, an eternal heart is for the waiting, and a happy heart is for the lonely. I want to give a blessing to those who are reading the information.

8 1, don't move, grab! Robbery, okay? Take out your sorrow, hand over your sorrow, take out your troubles, and take off your sorrow! Replace it with a short message worth 10 yuan RMB: Happy New Year!

82. In the new year, I wish you good luck, bright spring and colorful life. 7 colorful, occasionally 8 small fortune. All the troubles are forgotten. Please accept my best wishes from 10.

83. The butterfly said to the bee, You are so stingy. You pretend to be full of sweet words, but you won't give me a word. The bee said, hum, you are talking about me. You have two antennas on your head. Why didn't you send me a message?

84. I wish you: Fate is like a peach blossom, fortune is like a wave, love is like a rose, life is like a happy flower, and career is like a morning glory. Don't be too extravagant if you have love. If you have money, don't squander it. Give me a windfall.

85. Freeze. Gangland raid! Those who know me stand on the left, and those who don't know me stand on the right! Those who want to laugh stand in the middle and stare at the mobile phone! Yes! Only you! Put the phone down and put your hands on your head! Listen; Happy new year!

The bell is my greeting, the song is my blessing, the snowflake is my greeting card, the wine is my kiss and the breeze is my gift! It's all for you. Happy new year! Happy new year!

87. When the gods release snowflakes, they make you forget your troubles. When the cold wind closes the window, they make you feel warm. I send my best wishes for a smoother coming year and a happy New Year's Day in advance!

88. I reserved the first sunshine for you next year. I wish you happiness! I reserved the first morning breeze for you tomorrow morning. Have a happy day! I booked the first song of birdsong for you. Have fun! I booked my first gift for you. Happy New Year!

89. Being busy occasionally does not mean forgetting; With the coming of winter, may you feel better; Forgotten greetings, this time together to compensate: all the concerns, condensed this short message, I wish you a merry Christmas!

90, this year's low temperature does not retreat, every day is cold, pay attention to cherish yourself, don't be too tired to study, eat more fruit if you have nothing to do, and who to go to at night, don't worry, nourishing your heart and protecting your lungs is precious, you and my revolutionary comrades, the above reminder is free!

9 1, thanks to CCTV! MTV, thanks to my economic company, thanks to my parents, thanks to all the fans who support me, and say happy every day to you silly people here.

92, more happiness, less trouble; No matter how much money you have, just be happy every day; What's the taste of life? You have to season yourself! Let yourself be happy and carefree! Have a nice weekend!

93. Today, when a tornado of strong love hits you, you will be swept away by sweet words, occupied by vows of eternal love, and attacked by sweet words. This threat will last until you are possessed by a ghost and can't sleep. Please be careful of the dam.

94. Do you know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you C: I miss you D: I can't do it without you E: All of the above.

95, 10 Miss 9 another you, 8 photos, 7 pictures of you, 6 puppies, 5 like you, 4 bones, 3 belong to you, and 2 paws touch the ground 1 It must be you. I really want to lead you every day.

96. Piggy set up a club and said: Members should be called nicknames. Call me piggy! Dog: Call me puppy! Kitten: Call me kitten! The chicken blushed and said she had to go first.

97. I've always wanted to ask you a question, but I'm afraid to say it publicly. Especially in the quiet and lonely night, I can't sleep, so I have to send a text message to ask you ... Do you still wet the bed?

98. I miss you very much, but I'm sorry to call you. I'm afraid you're busy, you ignore me, you think I'm harassing me, I'd like to contact you, but ... the phone bill is really expensive. Please call my landline!

99. If you are ugly, please call110; If you are in poor health, please call120; If you have a bad temper, please call119; If you think you are beautiful, please call my mobile phone to discuss in detail. ...

100, when Bush saw me, his eyes were full of tears and he was stunned; American slaves broke off the internet when they saw me. Annan saw me, "pa" a crisp slap, "dizzy, why didn't you come! ! ! "

10 1, I can't eat in the morning because I miss you, I can't eat at noon because I miss you more, I can't eat at night because I miss you crazy, and I can't sleep at night because I'm hungry.

102, two generations of love became rich and traveled around the world. His car is trapped in the desert. It seems that the little donkey is still useful. Where can I find it? Afandi thought: communication is so developed, send a message to the little donkey!

103, I told you more than once not to work so hard, pay attention to your health, and don't wear yourself out. I wish you a happy new year. You always say meaningfully: Don't roll more dung balls during the Spring Festival, and eat them next year.

104, one catty of melon seeds and two jins of dates, good luck and come early; One catty of sugar, two jins of bananas, good luck, you won't run; A catty of peanuts and a catty of peaches, I wish you money rolling into your pocket!

105, I wish you peace of mind at work, never lose money at cards, more and more savings, full of dollars in your pocket, full of beautiful women in front of your bed, full of energy and always complacent.

106, I wish the new year a smooth sailing, the two dragons take off, the three sheep bloom in Thailand, the four seasons are peaceful, five blessings, the June 6th Universiade, the seven stars shine high, money comes from all directions, and the year of 1999 is concentric and perfect.

107, I fell in love with you at first sight at 1, and I had no heart at all. I am willing to take care of you for three generations. I dreamed of you four times last night, and your charming five sense organs fascinated me. My heart was so anxious that it quickly calmed down to 99. Say 10, I'm lying to you!

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