Why don't you give me all the lines from the sixth episode of ipartment, and all the lines from Ceng Xiaoxian and Wan Yu on the radio?

Zeng: Welcome to your moon, my heart. My good man is me, and I am Ceng Xiaoxian. Xiaoxian is very happy tonight, because I have the honor to welcome a new telephone editor. When you look up and see a beautiful woman working with you, your mood is so relaxed, heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh

Wan: I want to order CDs with a stapler.

Zeng: (coughs several times) Well, let's get to the point. Next, let's enter today's audience conference call. If you have any questions or troubles, you can call our hotline. After a beautiful piece of music, we will connect with the first listener today.

Wan: Hello. This is your moon and my heart, but I'm not Ceng Xiaoxian, I'm his telephone editor. what can I do for you? Oh, I'm sorry, he's still alive. If you have any questions, I can tell him, right? ......

Zeng: I have been doing actions in Wan Yu, ................................, Wan Yu ... Hehehehehehe, maybe the phone is very busy today, and our phone editor is sorting it out. Please wait a moment, let's enjoy a touching song.

Wan: I left your contact information. He is broadcasting live. If you have any questions, you can call later. Thank you. Bye.

Zeng: What are you doing?

Wan: I am working. Listen, I left all their phone numbers. I am almost too busy. Why are these listeners so bored that they suddenly want to see you?

Zeng: Because it's a phone call now.

Wan: Don't worry, I've taken care of it for you. It's all about benzene. I've blocked it all. I am a more competent firewall than Kaspersky.

Zeng: What am I going to say tonight?

Wan: Tell me your usual content.

Zeng: I usually answer the phone to help them with their problems.

Wan: Didn't you ask me to help you screen?

Zeng: Oh, then you can't filter them all.

Wan: What should I do?

Zeng: Put me through. If I don't talk, it's an accident.

Wan: Which one should I choose?

Zeng: Next.

Wan: Oh, ok. Hello ... okay.

Zeng: Welcome back. Let's take the call from the first listener today ... hello.

Idiot Audience: Ceng Laoshi?

Zeng: Yes, the good man is me, and I am.

Idiot audience: I'm in trouble. I'll make a long story short, but it's a long story

Zeng: Never mind, I will keep listening.

Idiot audience: I fell in love with my colleague A Zhi, but I didn't tell him. I told my colleague A Hao that he promised not to tell anyone, but my colleague Ade told me that A Hao secretly told another colleague Alin that he was very familiar with Azhi's ex-girlfriend Allen. I am afraid that Alin will tell Allen, and then Allen will tell Azhi, so I will be embarrassed. Luckily, Allen fell in love with Ed. So I went to Ed to help me solve this problem. Ed told me that Allen and he had broken up. Now he is dating Alin and invited me to Alin. But Alin told me that A Hao actually didn't tell him anything. Now I'm dizzy. Who should I trust?

Zeng: A Ou

Idiot Audience: I said A Zhi, not Aoou. Aoou is my colleague in another department. Aoou is Alin's younger brother, but I can't tell him that the person I like is the ex-boyfriend of your brother's girlfriend, so the relationship will be chaotic. Who do you think I should tell, Arlene A Zhi Alan Ad Ahao or Aowu?

Zeng: I will choose whoever the rooster points to. ...............................

Brain-damaged audience: T, how do you know there is another colleague named T in our company? He bears a grudge against Alin because he secretly loves him, but T has a good relationship with A Hao. ........

Zeng: Wan Yu, I have to give you a training as a telephone editor.

Wan: Didn't you say I did a good job?

Zeng: Yes, you have great potential, but there are still some areas to be improved. Listen, telephone editing is an art, you can't connect all the calls in and you can't connect all the calls out. You should ask the caller what he wants to say later, and then pick it up after screening.

Wan: How to deal with it?

Zeng: First of all, don't make a fuss about those anti-human topics.

Wan: What is anti-humanity? You mean terrorists. You also help them solve their emotional problems.

Zeng: Oh, like the one who called last time, there were more than a dozen people with similar names. This is serious anti-humanity, because what she said can only be understood by aliens.

Wan: (nodding wildly)

Zeng: Then there are prank calls. You should write down their real names and landline numbers so that they won't mess around. Then there are those phone calls that you don't even know what to say.

Wan: What do you mean?

Zeng: It was those listeners who called in, excited and incoherent. You should let them say it first, and then help them sort out their ideas, such as what, what is the time sequence, who are the people who appear, and what is the core idea, and then put it in, otherwise not only I can't understand it, but also other listeners can't understand it!

Wan: Ah, there are so many doorways to be a telephone editor.

Zeng: Of course, I graduated from college and started as a telephone editor. At first, my experience was very similar to yours.

(Imagine): Actually, if I can tell which calls I should answer and which ones I shouldn't, how can I be a radio host! (crying and walking to the corner) Stop filming, I'm sorry, you're still filming (take off your shoes and throw the camera). Stop filming! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe ......

one night

Zeng: Ladies and gentlemen, it's another call link between your moon and my heart. After a beautiful piece of music, we will connect with the caller of the first listener today ... Wan Yu, are you ready ... Are you sure you have filtered it? Ok, put it through ... Hello, this listener, can you hear me? .....

Audience A: Why did you suddenly become a man?

Zeng: So what's your problem?

Audience A: Well, the question is this: My girlfriend sent me a text message, and she said I was going to break up with you!

Zeng: Send a text message to break up.

Audience A: Hey, nothing. After I received her short message asking for a breakup, I received her short message again before I was sad. She said she was sorry and sent it wrong.

Zeng: Your girlfriend seems to have taken it outside. I suggest you cut the gordian knot and break up with her.

Audience A: Hey, what are you talking about? There is no one like you.

Zeng: Ah.

Audience A: That's not what your lady said just now. She said it might be a prank. Let me confirm before making a decision. I received a text message five minutes ago. It turned out that my classmates made fun of my girlfriend's mobile phone! Fortunately, your lady reminded me, otherwise I would be really upset.

Zeng: What else do you want to ask when you call?

Audience A: I didn't say I had a problem. I just called to thank her. Why are you suddenly a man? Hey, who are you?

Zeng: Sorry, this listener. I'll transfer you. Unfortunately ... the audience just now was really interesting.

Audience A: From this incident, we can see that we should not be too reckless in everything, and we should ask clearly everything. Let's listen to the story of the next listener ... Hello, this listener, I'm the host Ceng Xiaoxian. Can you hear me?

Audience B: Listen ... I can hear you.

Zeng: This listener, would you please speak a little faster?

Audience B: I ... I want to, but I get ... I get nervous when I hear strangers' voices.

Zeng: Do you have any questions?

Audience B: I ... I just had a good chat with the operator ... I wasn't ... nervous, and now I'm nervous ... again. Can you put me through ... put me through ... put me back?

Zeng: OK, Judy, where are you? If you don't come back, I will be laid off.