A word about humor

1. There is a bright moonlight on the bed, and the lights are not turned off at night; why do you want to ask? I just can’t sleep

2. I like aristocrats, but I don’t like single aristocrats. Does anyone have the same idea as me?

3. Good luck to my Cancer friends, heirs The three major boys will accompany you to live your life together

4. Who says men are better than women? If you have the ability, let a man help you give birth to a child

5. The three legendary stars: Lei Feng, Zhang Haidi, Xiaobing Zhang Ga, referred to as Leidy Gaga

6. Doraemon said: Little Bear, what you want is not me, just the pocket

7. Friends, you like me Just say it loudly and don’t hide it.

8. When something happens, you should look for the reason in yourself. Don’t just look for trouble. 9. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and each generation becomes more and more different. The Generation of Waves

10. Your sleeping position determines your hairstyle. From today on, you should study your sleeping position and hairstyle carefully

11. Dreaming, everything is possible. Daydreaming can make you happy. Your dreams are easier to realize

12. The so-called gangster means that others look up at beautiful women, but you look down at beautiful women

13. To capture a man’s heart, you must first make him Let’s talk after you’re full

14. I’ve never received a love letter, so just write one for yourself

15. I want to say a lot to you, but I can’t say it when I say it. I ate a lot of saliva

16. Playing games in an Internet cafe is like chewing Xuanmai gum, you can’t stop at all

17. If you come, I believe you won’t leave. When you leave, I will pretend that you have never been here

18. I am just saying that you understand how I feel at this moment

19. If you were not blind, you would not Use your ears to understand me

20. We always enlighten others, but we can never solve our own troubles

21. Any explanation that is not trusted is redundant. Why bother to be sentimental

22. Everyone is working hard, but I stay at home and eat cornbread

23. There are not many people I love in the world, but you are The only one

24. I will look up to the future with a proud attitude, but I will never look down at you

25. I can’t see the future, but I will never I haven’t lowered my head

26. I’m just used to having you, but it doesn’t have to be you

27. It’s actually very simple, why do you have to imagine it to be so complicated

28. As long as I can forget you, I will never give up any opportunity

29. No one loves me, I will love myself; no one loves me, I will love myself

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31. I just don’t want to see that what used to belong to me is now in the hands of others

32. It’s not that I don’t have a backing, it’s that I don’t want to be a big name

33. If you choose to leave, please don’t regret it and come back to me again

34. No matter how beautiful the vows are, they are worthless. Just one sentence, idiot, I will always be there

35. You will never understand my sadness, because you are simply a heartless person

36. Life is like a war, I feel like Be unified and let yourself rest for a while

37. I only love those who love me, and all the hypocritical ones will go away

38. When I choose, I will never regret it again

39. I like my hairstyle, and I just got it styled right after I woke up

40. Can’t you see how cautious I am towards you? I'm afraid you won't like my humorous and domineering talk about winter

1. I once threatened at a high temperature of 38 degrees that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog in the heat. Until today, I have been frozen As an adult, I understand that the promise of beauty is too young.

2. If you like me, don’t tease me! It's so cold that I'm delirious

3. There is a kind of cold that is not felt by you, but by your mother.

4. The weather is so cold that you can even fart to dry your hands.

5. If I don’t reply to your message, I’m not being cold, I’m being cold-hearted.

6. It’s cold, can you lend me a hug?

7. When it’s cold, don’t send me a message to add clothes. If you really love me, please transfer money to my Alipay before you can add clothes.

8. Cold is just one word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

9. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen like a dog.

10. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

11. Winter is the most hooligan, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

12. The coldest thing is not winter but the festivals in winter.

13. There is a kind of longing that makes you look forward to the autumn water, and there is a kind of cold that makes you forget to wear your autumn trousers.

14. There is a kind of coldness that is not felt by you, but by your mother.

15. It’s cold. Wear more clothes. If you are sick, I will feel bad. To the people I care about.

16. I hope that when the weather is cold, there will be someone who is not shy or impatient to warm your hands. May a bright person live in your heart forever.

17. Don’t forget to put on extra clothes when the weather gets cold, be careful not to catch a cold, and take care of yourself, because no one will feel sorry for you.

18. In summer, I want to run naked, but in winter, no matter how many clothes I wear, I feel like running naked.

19. The recent bad weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

Twenty. When the weather gets cold, the place I want to be most is not only in bed, but also in your arms.

21. The recent bad weather makes me feel like I am opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

22. Be kind to yourself, if no one holds your hand this winter.

23. When a girl says she is cold when she is alone, it is actually a hooligan behavior.

24. The weather is so cold that it’s like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

25. Don’t ask me why I didn’t do well in the exam. It was because the weather was too cold and I was confused.

26. It’s getting cold. If you have someone to hug, let’s put some clothes on if you don’t have someone.

Twenty-seven, two or three years passed by, and winter returned in a hurry.

28. I am afraid of cold, whether it is the weather or the human heart.

29. In summer, I want to run naked, but in winter, no matter how much I wear, I feel like running naked. Sentences about humorous moods

Sentences about humorous moods

1. Girls who love to laugh usually have bad luck and generally have poor grades.

2. What is a true brother? It’s about standing up and being his woman when a brother needs a woman.

3. Hey, stop making trouble and come to my household registration book.

4. Using the power of mosquitoes to slap him is not a problem.

5. My uncle can tolerate it, but my aunt cannot tolerate it~

6. I can’t go shopping. When I go shopping, I find that I lack everything! !

7. You said that love is as deep as the sea, so I jumped into the sea

8. Everyone said that women are like clothes; brothers are like brothers. Today is the half-year anniversary of my streaking.

9. Listening to English songs is great. I haven’t gotten tired of listening to them for half a year because I don’t understand them.

10. When I was passing downstairs, I accidentally knocked over a row of bicycles, and a wild cat witnessed the whole process. It was over, and now I have embarrassed mankind again.

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11. In the future, your son will look at your mother and give you a daddy@

12. I have to go, see you at the same table! Best friend himself! Goodbye bestie! Goodbye teacher! Principal...repay my tuition! ! !

13. If you wake up from the heat, don’t forget to cover your roommate with a quilt. After June, you will never have the chance again...

14. I eat I have more fans than you have on Sina!

15. I used to be a top student, but one day I wanted to see the world of bad students, but I couldn’t find my way back.

Selected sentences about humor

1. Don’t yell at me. I was scared by a dog when I was a child

2. Do you think you If the person you like also likes you, then you are usually narcissistic

3. My desk lamp and chandelier fell in love, so I became the light bulb in my home.

4. Now I no longer turn my head reflexively when I hear your name, but I will suddenly freeze

5. Youth owes me ten million, and I am absolutely Won't let it go.

6. After finishing the math problems, my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer painful, and even my heart is no longer beating!

7. Dear son, I’m so sorry that your father hasn’t caught up with your mother yet. Just wait a little longer. I wish you a happy Children’s Day in advance.

8. As soon as I get up in the morning, I feel the urge to take a nap.

9. I skipped too many classes. I wanted to go to class yesterday. When I saw the professor, he was surprised and said, "I haven't seen you for such a long time and you have grown so much."

10. I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

11. The first boy flew the plane, the second boy dropped a bomb, which blew up the third boy to pieces, and the fourth boy clapped beside him.

12. If one day I change, please remember there is a saying called "Thank you for your gift"

13. What is a man's tongue used for teasing

14. Whenever I say a word to the person I like, I instantly feel that the whole world is cute

15. "Look at me, the little flower of the motherland"

A collection of sentences about humorous moods

1. "What should I do if I see a zombie?" "Use a mobile phone to take pictures" "Why" "Because I have watched so many zombie movies and never seen one that bites the photographer. "

2. I am a very principled person. My principle only has three words: It depends on the mood

3. The death of the emperor is called death, and the death of civilians is called death. , the heartless man is called Ouye when he dies.

4. Not looking at your phone when you are together, and replying to messages instantly when you are not together, is considered true love among modern people.

5. I will hug you and promise not to do anything

6. Enter your space quietly. If you forget to delete the visitor record once, you will no longer have access rights next time.

7. If I don’t want to show my affection, I’m afraid I’ll die quickly!

8. Fight for the awesome thing you boasted about when you were a child

9. The teacher once said that I have a good temper, cool expression, and rich content.

10. When I was a child, I was a bit silly and couldn’t use my brain. When I grew up, I didn’t save much.

11. I am teasing you because I care about you. I care about you. Because I like you, and I ignore you because there is a dog behind me.

12. You look like the scene of a car accident.

13. Your new love is not someone else’s broken shoe.

14. How dare I touch you? I’m afraid I’ll make myself poor by buying hand sanitizer.

15. Don’t crowd around your two prosperous boys and shout all over the world that you are a tyrant with guts.

16. If someone scolds you, look at it or look at it, you can reply, it’s up to you.

17. I don’t know much about music, so I am sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

18. Even if I say you are a fool, I will praise you.

19. You look like an idiot from the left, a fool from the right, a pig from the top, and a donkey from the bottom.

20. If I throw a bone to a dog, it will wag its tail at me. Who are you?

21. I feel that I have passed the age of doing homework excitedly when I have reference answers

22. I have to change my laptop - it takes minutes to start up, and the battery can only support up to 10 minutes. !

23. The most tiring thing in the world is to watch your heart break and have to glue it back together!

24. Don’t think that just because you have a chicken feather stuck in your body, you are an angel.

25. You are like a child and you still talk about taking care of others

26. Get out! You don't belong to my world, don't bother me!

27. Chinese people have two major characteristics: first, they don’t like to tell the truth; second, they don’t like to listen to the truth.

28. Listening to you speak, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

29. Slow down when you are happy, it is better to get stuck

30. Where is your mother, I will stuff you back! Humorous jokes about love

1. For men, the upper body is cultivation and the lower body is essence; for women, the upper body is bait and the lower body is trap.

2. One of the guys doesn’t have a girlfriend yet. We asked him what conditions he wanted. The guy said: This girl must be a pig. I asked him why, and my friend said: I am a monkey. If you find a girl who is a pig, like Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong, she will definitely be afraid of me.

3. Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, chief! Chief: Comrades are all tanned! Soldier: The leader is even darker! The commander patted a soldier on the chest and said: How well these muscles have been trained! Soldier: Report to the leader, I am a female soldier.

4. A beef noodle restaurant opened next door. The business of Li Si’s plain noodle restaurant is getting bleak day by day, and there are still few customers due to price reduction. Later, the signboard was changed and business was booming. It turned out that he changed the name of plain noodles to ** noodles.

5. Beauty: Swimming is so good. Xiaoxin: Meishi, you are becoming more and more like a fish. Meishi: Do you mean like a mermaid? Xiaoxin: No, you have more and more crow’s feet!

6. Different time, different place, different group of people, only you and me are the same; time is changing, space is changing, but the only thing that remains unchanged is my infinite longing for you!

7. The husband and wife quarreled. The wife was a shrew and cursed a lot; the husband was a professor and could not curse, but he couldn't bear it anymore, so he shouted: Same as above, same as above!

8. Accidental acquaintance, permanent longing, I just want to hold you in my arms, enjoy a moment of joy, and occasional romantic indulgence are just related to loneliness.

9. Girl: Let’s break up. Boy: Can I ask you one last question? Girl: Stop asking! I loved it! Boy: That’s not it. The bank card you bound to me on Taobao has been cancelled?

10. After a night of hard work, the wife said to her husband: I finally understand why apes can evolve to walk upright... The husband asked: What is the reason? The wife said: I was crushed straight!

11. When I first saw you, I said to myself: You are my goal in this life, I want to pursue you and embrace you. I want to declare: I love you...RMB.

12. Every time my girlfriend and I quarrel and slam the door and leave, I will silently boil a kettle of water, and then when the kettle breathes, I point at the water and yell: Get out of here!

13. I once thought that it would take a lifetime of courage to break up with you, but today, I have to admit that the courage required to live with you is actually greater.

14. Girl: If you are so stupid, no one will want to marry you. Boy: I know, so I have to wait for you silly! Girl: Hehe, I finally said it.

15. With you in life, the sweet taste embraces me; with you in labor, the joy of harvest surrounds me; with you in love, happy days enchant me; I can't live without you, you are the treasure in my heart!

16. Twelve looks of love: waving in hope, holding hands in longing, touching hands in wish, clapping hands in hope, waving hands in despair, shaking hands in disappointment, shaking hands in hope, holding hands in hope, holding hands in tears and looking back, looking back on the armrests , holding hands and looking forward, breaking up in despair.

17. Fate comes together and ends, love is tonight; don’t ask for wealth, just have it; countless days and nights, I miss you quietly; the mountain streams and streams eventually return to the sea; the lover in my dreams finally returns to my arms!

18. There are many ways to praise a beautiful woman. The simpler way is: Girl, you are beautiful and heart-warming.

19. Edison: I have failed thousands of times. I just found thousands of ways to successfully obtain love!

20. A three-year-old boy held the hand of a three-year-old girl and said: I love you. The little girl said: Can you be responsible for my future? The little boy said: Of course! We are no longer one or two years old!

21. The spring silkworms will not be exhausted until they die, but I will love you until my old love is deeper; the wild fire will not burn out, and the love will never end; the apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait cannot stop crying, and the laughter of the two people will never stop; Now that I know how to express my love for you, I can say loudly: I love you!

22. I can only describe your beauty as vegetative. The face is like melon seeds. The waist is willow. The eyebrows are willow leaves. The eyes are longan. The mouth is a cherry. The hands are lotus roots.

23. You are a big tree. I rely on you to dream in spring, flourish in summer, mature in autumn, and think in winter. You guide me to find the beauty of life. Thank you for your embrace and the beauty you bestow!

Twenty-four. When someone watched a movie for the first time, there was a scene where the heroine was lying down and bathing in a bathtub. When he saw this scene, he stood up and said to himself: No wonder Lou The fares above are more expensive than those downstairs.

25. Little girls dream about finding a white horse. When they open their eyes, they find that the world is full of gray donkeys. After being heartbroken, they can only choose a white horse from the donkeys. A strong man, such a donkey is named: Economical Man!

26. Yesterday, I asked a mosquito to find you and let it tell you that I miss you so much, and asked it to kiss you for me, because I can't get close to you now! It will tell you how much I miss you! You ask me how deeply I love you? The pimple represents my heart!

27. I don’t know what you are doing. Late at night like this, maybe I am the only one who misses you so painfully, over and over again. But I don't want to disturb you, I hope you sleep peacefully, like a carefree little pig. Good night, my dear!

28. Girlfriend: What are the conditions for love? Boyfriend: man or woman. Girlfriend: Nonsense. Boyfriend: Yes, there is a lot more nonsense.

29. I understand that I can’t let go of your love, I am too familiar with your care, and I can’t bear to leave you for a while. After we are separated, we may believe in love even more!

30. Happy Campus: If a girl looks miserable, call her the scene of a car accident, and her boyfriend will call her a rescuer; if a boy is lifeless, call him Dunhuang Grottoes, and his girlfriend will be called Tomb Raider. .

Thirty-one, it is you who let me experience the taste of longing; it is you who let me enjoy the intoxication of love. Your every move always makes my heart ups and downs. I'm worried that time flies and I won't have more time to love you. So, will you please marry me?

32. If you have to lose, I hope it is sorrow; if you have to forget, I hope it is trouble; if you must miss it, I hope it is misfortune; if it can last forever, I hope it will be with you forever Health, happiness, joy and love!

33. If loving you is a task assigned to me by God, I would like this task to be permanent and it should not have a time limit. Because God knows that I will cherish you well.

Thirty-four. Wife, based on your good performance yesterday, I am hereby issuing a banner to award you with the title of the new good wife who has not yet died in the century!

Thirty-five. A couple is divorcing and fighting for a child. The wife says: The child was born in my belly and of course it belongs to me. The husband was angry: Nonsense. Can the money withdrawn from the ATM be returned to the ATM? It can only belong to the person who inserted the card!

36. Don’t panic when you meet a dog on the road. Fight it bravely. There will be at most three results: first, you win, you are better than the dog; second, you win. If you lose, you are no better than a dog; third, if you draw, you are no better than a dog.

Thirty-seven. The flowers bloomed and fell, the birds came and went. I remember when I was young, we all loved chatting and laughing. We clapped our hands and bent over. We once put the rubber band on Jumping, my friend from childhood, think of rubber bands when things don’t go your way.

Thirty-eight, heaven and earth are so far apart, but they are still together forever. Because their hearts are always together.

Thirty-nine, I was in a car accident and my waist was twisted. The driver was you and I was hit by love! Hehe, I love you!

Forty. Wife: Dear, come in and help me take a bath~ The husband was so angry that he took off his clothes and entered the water room. The wife was shocked: Help me wash the dates, what are you doing with your clothes!

41. When you receive this message, it means I like you. Delete the secret crush on me. If you reply, you want to marry me. If you don’t reply, you agree to marry me. If you modify it, you will be mine even if you die. Save it for the next life. It's all mine, and forwarding it means announcing to the whole world that you love me!

42. Men, like rabbits, have feelings for the grass beside their nests: even if they don’t eat it themselves, they don’t want others to eat it.

43. If I have you during the day, I will have dreams, and if I have dreams with you at night, I will have you; you should take good care of yourself and don’t catch a cold and have a runny nose; if you sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!

44. In this affectionate season, I really want to send you a bouquet of blooming roses and countless blessings! May the fragrance of this rose faintly exude the gentle care and longing for you. Happy Valentine's Day!

45. My girlfriend said she wanted to learn judo, but her father strongly opposed it, saying: Who dares to marry you if a girl learns judo? She said coldly: Let's see who dares not to marry!

Forty-six. I don’t know how long the shooting stars can fly and whether they are worth my pursuit. I don’t know how long the cherry blossoms can bloom and whether they are worth my waiting. But I know that our friendship will last forever. As beautiful as fireworks, it is worth keeping in my life.

Forty-seven. A homeless man was walking at night and was stopped by a robber. The robber shook his dagger and shouted: Money or life. The homeless man was so frightened that he thought to himself that he couldn't even support himself with one life, so why would he need another life? Why not be honest and ask for money? So the homeless man said to the robber: Give it back. return. Still need money.

Forty-eight, be careful! There's someone behind you! Don't panic! Listen to me, first slowly raise your left hand and sweep your shoulder, then slowly raise your right hand and do the same action. Okay, the dandruff is gone. Happy Valentine's Day.

Forty-nine, it was the birthday of a female friend. The four of us discussed sending her a happy birthday message at midnight. Each of us sent one word, and I got the second one. As a result, they didn't send it.

Fifty. Baby, you have to do three things every day: the first is to smile, the second is to laugh, and the third is to laugh. May you laugh every day, and no giggles now!

Fifty-one, a man and woman born in the 1980s went on a blind date. After introducing each other’s basic information, the woman couldn’t sit still: Why are you going on a blind date if you don’t have a house or a car? The man answered: Here comes the gift of love.

Fifty-two. The tiger and the lion were fighting. The tiger couldn't survive and ran away. At this time, the lion gave up and chased and chased until it reached a small yard. Waiting and waiting, suddenly a cat came out. The lion went up and pressed: "Small, call your dad!"

Fifty-three, China rises and the country prospers; the mountains and rivers are magnificent, the years are turbulent; the country is immortal, the motherland is always spring! On this National Day, I wish our great motherland will always be prosperous, and may good luck and health accompany you throughout your life!

Fifty-four, you must follow me unconditionally! I have reason to detain you for a long time! Don't sell your love to passers-by! Solemnly declare that you and your love are mine!

55. A buddy of mine is heartbroken. I went to see him today and he was playing Landlord on the computer. I was watching from the side. It was obviously a pair, but I didn't expect that he actually played a card and said bitterly: Horse! Breaking up a pair is a pair!

Fifty-six. My boyfriend said, honey, your skin is so white. He was silent for a few seconds and sighed, "You are really covering up all your ugliness with one white skin!"

57. Last month, one of my sisters borrowed a dollar from me to have plastic surgery. Now I have no idea what he has turned into, ah! My money!

Fifty-eight. A couple walks in front of flowers and under the moon. Man: What could be more beautiful than the bright moon of the Mid-Autumn Festival? Woman: Then there’s only ‘honeymoon’.

59. Dear lovers, welcome to take the love flight. This flight takes off from Love Airport, passes through Romantic Station, Sweet Station and Warm Station, and will arrive at Happy Airport on Valentine's Day. I wish you a safe journey and happy love!

Sixty. I want to build a small house and be your little wife; we can carry the vegetable basket together through the alley in front of the door; I want to have another child, as cute as a little ball; waiting for you Grow a white beard and reminisce about the good old days!

Sixty-one, Jade Emperor: Now the court in heaven is open to hear the case of Erlang Shen’s roaring dog raping Chang’e’s Jade Rabbit, and the defendant is called! Hey! Roaring Sky Dog! Calling you! Still reading text messages! Still giggling!

62. With you, the world is more wonderful; with you, the starry sky is more brilliant; with you, the world is warmer; with you, I feel happier!

Sixty-three, my love for you will never regret, my love for you will never fade away, I miss you so much that I can’t sleep, I can’t learn to forget you, a little pig is talking to the mobile phone revel!

Sixty-four. Two people took a double-decker bus and one person went upstairs. After a while, he hurriedly came down: Don’t sit on it, there is no driver there!

65. If God allows me to make three wishes, the first is to be with you in this life, the second is to be with you in the next life, and the third is to be with you forever. separation.

66. Wife: Thank you for every meal you cook for me and every piece of clothing you wash. Do you know that the most true love is only when you can endure the fleeting years of dull feelings?

Sixty-seven. If there are no flowers, spring will be lonely. If there are no flowers, the four seasons will be mediocre. Without me, you will lose the person who cares about you the most! If it weren't for you, the little rabbit would ask: Who should I race with? Happy Women's Day!

Sixty-eight, I have been with my girlfriend for a year, and I finally realized that there are two sentences that I can just randomly pick to make my girlfriend calm down. The first sentence is: You are right. Second sentence: Buy it.

Sixty-nine. Recently, I work overtime until midnight every day, and my colleagues drive me home. I jokingly said to my boyfriend: Xiao Zhang sends me off every night, aren't you worried? My boyfriend said: Why aren’t you worried? If one day they stop sending you, I won’t be able to pick you up in the cold weather.

Seventy. The first day I met you, I was conquered by your eyes. At that time, I already knew that I had been your prisoner for life.

71. In love, no one is right or wrong. Only after being abandoned or hurt can you know how to love someone? As long as you have love in your heart, love bravely and believe that happiness is just around the corner.

Seventy-two. Yesterday, I went out to play with a girl. Suddenly she said that she had been bitten by a snake on her chest and asked me to suck the poison out quickly. I laughed when I heard it: Why are you like this? People! What if I suck it out and get poisoned? Do you think I’m stupid? Go, take you to the hospital. Shit, and then she said it was okay. Is this girl crazy? Stay away from her in the future.

73. A traffic accident occurred in the urban area, and two cars collided head-on. One driver shouted angrily: Are you blind? Another driver retorted: Who said that? Didn't I knock you right into your face?

Seventy-four. I have walked through mountains and rivers, and there are highs and lows under my feet. I have experienced ups and downs, and I still have to search. Life is busy. I have gained more and more and lost. Bit by bit, the important thing is to be happy!

75. A young and beautiful woman said to a firefighter: You must have spent a lot of effort to save me from danger, right? Fireman: Yes! I fought off three firefighters, but they all rushed to save you?

Seventy-six. A couple were sitting hugging each other under the moonlight. When the girlfriend saw that her boyfriend was coming to kiss her, she quickly blocked his mouth and said: No, you can't do this before you get married! Boyfriend: Okay, I can wait. I’ll leave you my phone number and let me know when you get married!

77. If being good-looking is a mistake, I have made a big mistake. If being cute is a sin.

I have committed a heinous crime. It is so difficult to be a human being! You're fine, you're right and not guilty...I really envy you!

Seventy-eight, the giraffe married the monkey, and a year later the giraffe filed for divorce: I don’t want to live this kind of life anymore! The monkey was furious: Just leave, who has ever seen someone climb a tree just for a kiss?

Seventy-nine. A pig was about to starve to death in the desert, when he picked up the magic lamp. Magic Lamp: I can only grant you one wish. Say it quickly, I'm in a hurry. Pig: I want a wife... The magic lamp immediately turned out to be a beautiful woman, and then said disdainfully: I am almost starving to death and you are still greedy for beauty! sad! After saying that, he disappeared. Pig: ...cake.

80. If I have one happy grass, I will give it to you, hoping you will be happy; if I have two, just one for you and one for me, so that we can all be happy! If I have three, I will give you two and hope you are happier than me!

Eighty-one, this year's Chinese Valentine's Day, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl had a quarrel. Weaver Girl complained: We only spoke a few words a year, it was too much, I want to break up with you! When the Cowherd heard this, he got angry: I also want to use my mobile phone, a must-have chat tool for couples, to send text messages to your big phone! But here in the sky, there is no cell phone signal!

82. You are water, I am sand, we will mix into mud! You are Gou and I am Cha, we are little enemies together!

83. Even if time stops, even if life is like dust, if this world will eventually disappear, our love will never die.

Eighty-four, Xiao Comma was dumped by his girlfriend and was heartbroken. My friend comforted me: Forget it, forget about her, it’s no big deal! Little Comma cried: I can't forget it. I bought a lot of things for her, all of which were paid in installments.

Eighty-five, the aunt discovered that a large number of young people wearing black hoods, black clothes, and black boots, with mysterious behaviors gathered together. The aunt suspected that they were terrorists and called the police. The police rushed to ask. Then I realized they were celebrating Black Lives Matter Day. Have fun!