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Tanabata spoof short message daquan

1, I wish you seven gifts, a blessing, a smile, a harvest, a joy, a health, a peace and a true feeling on Tanabata. Finally, I wish you a happy life and sweet love.

2. The girl asked her boyfriend, "Why did you buy me artificial flowers? I like flowers. " "Honey, flowers always wither when I wait for you!"

3. Another unforgettable night. One day, Cowherd told Weaver that we couldn't meet because magpies were in love. Weaver said it doesn't matter, so send a text message.

4. There was a butterfly butterfly Qi Fei in ancient times, and this life was sad; The white snake ascended to heaven with Xu Xiansui and never regretted moving the sky; On July 7th, I saw the Bird Bridge Club, and the Cowherd had the heart to weave the girl Wei. Eternal love is what the world pursues. The fourth word of every sentence is for you!

You are like a warm spring breeze. Copyright has caused a wave of love in my heart, and you have brought me the same spiritual pursuit as a dove flying over the blue sky. When love talks, just like the chorus of the gods, the whole heaven is intoxicated with Yue Xian.

6. Do you know, dear? It is said that the outside world is wonderful, but I am most attached to your warm embrace. When the outside world makes me tired, I always want to fly to your side!

7. Dear, after scanning you, my love "program" will be "started", and others say that we "hit it off". It belongs to "hyperlink". Especially in the days when we met, the feelings quickly "upgraded"!

8. If there is love in the sky, if my dream can come true, let my heart love it. My love for you is indescribable, just like the wind is blowing and the rain is not stopping.

Today is Tanabata, but cold autumn and winter will follow. Even if I can't give you a warm promise, as long as you feel a little chill in this autumn and winter, I will definitely run naked in the street at that time! Happy Valentine's Day, China.

10, I really want to be in the morning and evening, but I want to last forever. I miss you for a long time and love you deeply. Cowherd and Weaver Girl can meet on Tanabata. What about you and me?

1 1. Notice: Since you have monopolized my heart for a long time, I am not here. When my career progresses and my economy improves, I will hold your hand tightly and take you to the Civil Affairs Bureau for signature! This short message before Tanabata is a warning to you.

12, the night is soft and the moonlight shines on Qixi. Magpie bridges, beauty meets. Hold the phone tightly and edit the truth. Whispering in private, secretly transmitting. Send blessings and friendship. Deep meaning, I hope you understand. Happy tanabata.

13, I don't know romance. Romance makes our life very ordinary, but I hope you can know that I have a fiery heart beating for you forever.

14. Today is July 7th. Did anyone send you flowers? Give you a bunch first!

15. This is a short message from the Queen Mother. Anyone who sees it will be happy for life, lovers in love will love each other for life, and single men and women will meet happy love. I wish all people a happy Tanabata.

16, I hope to walk hand in hand through the future, whether it is paving the way with flowers or thorns everywhere, never leaving, loving each other, I will always accompany you! I wish you a happy Tanabata!

17. Romance is only possible when we are not together. No matter how far the message of love is, my romance is everywhere. Cowherd said to Weaver Girl, although I can only see you on Qixi, as long as I have a mobile phone, I will be by your side every day. Dear, Happy Tanabata!

18, Tanabata wants to say to you: I don't love you, but I love you very much; I don't love you, but I love you very much; I don't miss you, but I miss you very much; I can't live without you for a while, but for life!

19, everything ended before it started, and we felt the impermanence of life in the passage of time. In the night of missing, I often touch your name and cry. It's Valentine's Day again. Are you okay in another country?

20. I specially collected the first sunshine of Tanabata, put it in my mobile phone, and then made up a short message and sent it to you. I hope that when you receive this "fresh" message, you can feel my warm blessing: be sure to be happy!

2 1, Tanabata is coming, and the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl will meet sweetly at the Magpie Bridge. Chang 'e in the Guanghan Palace felt jealous and jealous, and she was angry: it's too much! If Bajie doesn't meet me, forget it, and don't send me a message!

22. I remembered your appearance with my hands, your voice with my ears, your taste with my lips, your dribs and drabs with my eyes and everything with my heart. I love you!

23. Once upon a time, we strolled around the bright moon in Qin Dynasty and fell in love with each other. I also left tang style Song Yun and held hands; Smile for you, pluck the rhyme for you, and have no regrets all my life. Tanabata Valentine's Day, I only love you for a thousand years!

24. I still remember the first time I saw you, green and beautiful, like a swaying water lotus; I still remember being romantic and happy with your flowers, like a starry galaxy. Tanabata is coming, I just want you to know that I love you.

25. The gift of Valentine's Day is a rose, which blooms my intoxication. The gift of Mid-Autumn Festival is a bright moon, shining with inner enrichment. Today's gift is a heart, the protagonist is you and me, and the action is to kiss you, love you, and wish you happiness on Tanabata.

July 7th is Valentine's Day in China. Cowherd and Weaver Girl will meet at Xiadi, and the magical news will be sent to you first. Receiving love will be sweet, storing feelings will be more firm, and forwarding it to family will increase harmony. Even if it is deleted, life will be as happy as you wish!

27. How long can clouds float in the sky? How long can the romantic rain in Mao Mao last? How long can brilliant flowers last? How long can a sweet smile last? We're almost in Chinese Valentine's Day. Ask me how long I love you? The message says to you now: I love you, as long as my heart is still beating!

28, ask the world, what is love? Recall the past, Weaver Cowherd. Looking at the Milky Way, the smoke waves are vast. Take the magpie bridge, so far. Take nine days, the sun, the moon and the stars. Send this love, forever. Romantic Tanabata, may everything be fine!

29, don't ask me how much I love you, run to the sun to bask in the sun, the sun represents my feelings; Don't ask me how long I have loved you. Looking up at the lonely starry sky. The moon represents my heart!

Valentine's Day makes me miss you infinitely. Stop your heart in the harbor where colorful clouds are rising, secretly engrave happiness in your heart, and tie you and me tightly at the end of the years with a love thread.

3 1, you owe me a hug to read it; Delete it and owe me a kiss; Save it, owe me an appointment; If you answer that you owe me everything; If you don't come back, you are mine. Choose!

32. There are always some people who are worried and unforgettable; There are always some days, warm and sweet. From spring and summer to autumn and winter, from strangeness to familiarity, I will always miss you, although I will contact you from time to time. I wish my friends: Happy Tanabata!

33. People are like vessels, made of copper and cast iron, and their minds are hard to move; Women are like water. No matter Fiona Fang, they will stick to utensils. Therefore, women should carefully choose your container before falling in love. A man in love should be kind to his partner. Happy tanabata!

34. My love for you will always be a little more than yesterday and a little less than tomorrow. Love you more every day! No matter how far the kite flies, the thread will always be in the kite's hand, and no matter where I am, my heart will always be with you!

35. Tanabata, you are not with me, but all the memories are sweet. I can't help thinking of your smiling face. Even so far away, there is a constant language of love. Dear, Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

36. Wait for the stars to wait for the rain, and count the stars to wait for the stars. There are thousands of stars and rain in Qian Qian in the starry sky, and the stars and stars all hope to return to the present. I wish friends from afar peace and happiness, and know each other with a smile. Happy Tanabata, sweet love.

37. Knowing you is a fate, falling in love with you is a beauty, and being with you is a blessing. I want to be with you forever. Happy Valentine's Day!

38, the most beautiful fireworks, but for a moment; The sweetest taste, but a small piece; The most fervent oath, but a word or two. Plain is long-lasting, and true feelings are worth having. Tanabata is here, and the truest affection is for you.

39, Tanabata, how many acacia tears; Tanabata, the beautiful heart is with you; Tanabata, heaven and earth sing together, Tanabata, love is the most beautiful, may all sentient beings hold hands and heartless people fall in love early! Happy tanabata!

40. I treat your heart with infatuation. I'm not gonna die. You make me sad. You are my sweetheart. This represents my sincerity. I hope to get your concern and wish you inner happiness! Die mercilessly!

4 1, the imperial edict arrived, and the adults received the imperial edict: It happened in Chinese Valentine's Day, and the Jade Emperor specially arranged the Magpie Bridge Festival, aiming at selecting the most beautiful infatuated men and women in the world and crossing the Magpie Bridge with the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl. Hope to inform the other party to win the forwarding reward.

42. God gave me another excuse to ask you out. Lovers spend Tanabata with you. Every day is Tanabata.

43, Tanabata lovers continue to be sweet, don't be discouraged without lovers, redouble your efforts with goals, continue to look for no goals, want a romantic candlelight dinner and want to get together under the moon. Yue Lao sends you a low-key message, keep it a secret!

44. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant; Give you a little flood, and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine!

I can't promise or promise you anything, but I will do it. If one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

46. The sky is blue and the sea is deep. I really miss you. Love is eternal, marriage is impossible, you have money, we are still predestined friends!

47. Actually, Weaver Girl, we can chat online. I'm going to install a broadband network to make video calls.

48, love is a feeling, pain also feel happy; Love is an experience, heartbreak is sweet; Love is an experience, broken and beautiful. You are the one who makes me happy, sweet and beautiful! Happy Valentine's Day!

49. What will never fade is my silent concern for you, my endless yearning for you and my constant love for you.

50. Pick up a glass of Chinese wine in the morning, and people with feelings will meet after dusk. The intoxicating smile is a little shy, so loving, don't look. Tanabata is not only in the sky, but also on earth. I wish my friends good luck and happiness together forever!

5 1. The aggrieved husband said to his wife, "My family has two cars, two televisions and two bathrooms. Why can't there be two opinions? "

52. Valentine's Day in China. The farther away I am, the more I love. The farther away I am, the stronger my love is. I hope that our Tanabata will always belong to us, that our Tanabata will always be happy and that we belong to each other.

53, handsome; You are very handsome; You are the most handsome in the world; A nest of cabbage on the head; Wearing a sack; Wrap a kelp around your waist; You think you are Dong Fangbubai; In fact, you are the second generation of bad gods!

On July 7th, today, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl will meet at the Magpie Bridge. Send a message to say hello when you are in Chinese Valentine's Day. I wish you good health and a happy mood. The most important thing is that husband and wife love each other.

55. The Cowherd lives at one end of the Milky Way and the Weaver Girl lives at the other. One end of the magpie bridge is yearning, and the other end is expectation; I live in this city and you live there; Love is written on one side of the message, and warmth is read on the other side. Happy tanabata.

56. Looking at the roses all over the street, I think of you; I think of you with bitter chocolate; Opening a Valentine's Day card whose signature is not yours reminds me of you. I really want to ask you gently, how was your Valentine's Day?

57. The autumn wind and autumn rain are cold at night, and the autumn rain remains the same at night. It is difficult to sleep after tossing and turning. It's hard to express my love for you. Full of worries, no one can say it. When I love you deeply, my tears will rebound. Tanabata is here, I wish love is sweet.

58. Sincerely, we know each other; Between Linxi, you and I are accompanied day and night; Cherish, you and I know true love; Between life, you and I learn to share; On Valentine's Day, let's join hands and imagine a happy life in the future.

59. When we first met, you were my unforgettable thoughts. Fate played a joke, and you and I passed by. Even if there is no fate, I am still your loyal friend. I sincerely wish you a happy Tanabata!

Please believe in fate, and God will soon give you a perfect lover. So today, let me be your lover, warm your lonely heart and have a happy Valentine's Day!

6 1, Tanabata, Tanabata, my moment; Weaver girl, Weaver girl, my beloved wife; Heaven and earth, gathering for thousands of years; Alas, I love my wife.

Put a heart on your pillow so that you can sleep beside my heart every night. There is no longer Tanabata in the world, only we will never part.

63. It's Valentine's Day in China. Now, close your eyes and say to me hand in hand: Let me have a satisfactory happiness karma and let my favorite person be happy and healthy all his life. Your wish will come true. Happy holidays.

64. I found you in my long life. You gave me the confidence to survive, and you made my life no longer dull. I love you!

65. I specially collected the first sunshine of Tanabata, put it in my mobile phone and sent it to you as a short message. I hope that when you receive this "fresh" message, you can feel my warm blessing: be sure to be happy!

66. The brilliance of the Milky Way can't compare with the brilliance of our love, and the marks of meteors can't compare with the traces of our love. I want to snuggle with you under the grape trellis on the night of Tanabata, and pray to snuggle with you forever!

67. Love is a protracted war. After hard positional warfare, tug-of-war and guerrilla warfare ... I finally understand that you are invincible! I surrender, please accept a prisoner of war!

68. Happiness is a feeling, a heartfelt happiness; As long as you grasp it carefully, your life will be happy, and you will be happy if you make others happy; Friends should always keep in touch, have a heart-to-heart talk and send text messages to entertain themselves! Can I invite you to dinner on Tanabata today?

Dear Yong, having your sincerity is the greatest happiness in my life. No matter how things change, you are the only one in my heart and my favorite. Happy tanabata!

70. I am happy and carefree. I am really infatuated with you. I am worried about you. My heart is broken. I dare not change my mind. Don't be suspicious. I have been tempted by you. I am most afraid that you are unintentional!

7 1, Valentine's Day wish: Be a koala and sleep on a big eucalyptus tree. I am a koala and you are a eucalyptus. Amen! Stick to you all my life, love you and need you!

72. My love shop is going to open on Tanabata. Romance can be preserved, sweetness can be precipitated, happiness can be transferred, and love can be monopolized. Welcome people who are destined to come, if you are sincere!

73. The funniest Valentine's Day: Weaver Girl. Actually, we can chat online. I'm going to install a broadband network to make video calls.

74. On Tanabata, I will make a wish under the moon and let happiness surround you. On the left is health, on the right is beauty, in front is success, behind is sweetness, at the foot is peace, and on the head is blessing! Happy every day.

75. I miss you day and night. I went all out to pursue you. I pray to have you every day. I open my eyes to see you. I miss you all the time. I don't want to lose you because I love you so much.

76. Fly to the clouds, sleep with the moon, and the stars are naughty and fascinated by love; Wrong constellation, full of milky way water, magpies bridge the party, meet for love. Tanabata is here. May your love be romantic and sweet!

77. Tanabata is here, please pay attention; Send some flowers and plants implicitly; Lead with lively points; Be affordable and drink full; Dance enthusiastically; A romantic hug; Just send a timid message!

78. The farthest is the mountain, and the nearest is the heart. Across the mountains and rivers, it is better to be close to you, love you and decide to marry you!

79. Cowherd and Weaver Girl in the sky, Tanabata on the ground is another year. Magpies are connected with the stars, and the true feelings are always disturbed by acacia. If there is someone you cherish in front of you, don't miss regretting for life. Love makes a man's wife, and SMS blessing is true!

80. Tears are light years away, but love remains. Cowherd and Weaver Girl touched the world. Today's Tanabata, I wish lovers can be lingering forever. May you, my dear, be happy for tens of thousands of light years!