Humorous New Year greetings

Humorous New Year wishes are as follows:

1, eat eggs on New Year's Day, and it will be auspicious and safe. A double yellow egg, friendship is deeper than honey. A poached egg and a red envelope. A lucky egg, good luck. A blessed egg, happiness is long and far away. Happy egg!

2. I hope that in the new year, you have a high position, light responsibilities, more money and less work, stay close to home, sleep until dawn every day, get salary cramps, spend money with gifts, and get a raise if others work overtime! Happy new year!

3. Open the lucky box and give you good luck. If you are full of wisdom, you are making money, being happy every day, having a beautiful next year, and being a happy silly boy. Hey hey, Happy New Year's Day! On the troubled days when good luck spreads, the lonely earth grins, the flood of happiness surges, the fog of health will not disperse, and the olive branch of luck spreads money. When the new year comes, I wish you good luck and happiness.

4, don't think you are cool, in fact, I want to vomit as soon as I see you; Don't think you are handsome, but I want to kick you! Don't think you are unique, in fact, I have always trusted you! New Year's Day is coming, while there is no holiday, the celebration party has not yet started, the blessing message has not yet exploded, your mobile phone still has room, and my mobile phone has not been in arrears. Send a New Year greeting message quickly.

New Year's Day is coming. I wish you so much happiness in sending documents, so little trouble in implementing them, so long friendship in awarding ceremony, so good luck in meeting each other every day, and so good wishes in checking.