4. 1 Happy April Fool's Day Humorous Blessing SMS

4. 1 Happy April Fool's Day Humorous Blessing SMS (1)

1, April Fool's Day is here, I wish all fools in the world are wise and stupid, fool

4. 1 Happy April Fool's Day Humorous Blessing SMS

4. 1 Happy April Fool's Day Humorous Blessing SMS (1)

1, April Fool's Day is here, I wish all fools in the world are wise and stupid, fools are even more stupid, fools are happy, and fools deserve it. Happy April Fool's Day to fools.

If you receive this message, it proves that your mobile phone is infected with virus, please take out your mobile phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.

3. Sunrise+Sunset = Moon in the morning and evening+Stars = Infinitely missed wind flowers+Snow Moon = Tender and sweet meteor+Heart words = Blessing you in Qian Qian+Charcoal = Delicious suckling pig.

Honey, you are really sorry. You sleep until ten o'clock every day, with five bowls of rice at the bottom. No one can match the weight. Give it to the pig who reads the text message. Happy April Fool's Day.

5. You make clothes out of white clouds, borrow the right wing of a bird, fly to me like an arrow, and tell me-the bird man is like this!

6. Urgent notice: polygamy will be implemented from now on, and if the man is still monogamous after two weeks, he will be sentenced to XXX and severely punished.

7, your *, shocking, such a high building collapsed to the ground, such a thick steel pipe collapsed so thin, really smelly *!

8. One day, you stood on the balcony and shouted at the sky, how can I be so beautiful! Suddenly a thunder fell at your feet. I only heard God say angrily, "If you lie again, I will chop you to death."

9, the earth is turning, people will change, the sky is blue, the sea is deep, thinking that you are real, it is impossible to marry you, if you have money, we are still destined.

10, a man wanted to jump off a building, and his wife shouted: Husband, don't be impulsive, we still have a long way to go! Hearing this, the man swooped down. The policeman said, you really shouldn't threaten him like this!

1 1, ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, dear-braised pork. Happy April Fool's Day!

12. On the first night when I moved to my new home, a man broke in in the dark. I can't resist it. He stole all my things, damn grave robbers, and left the coffin unfinished.

13, I met you by accident, knowing you is an act of god, missing you is a family, I am half-hearted when I don't see you, and I am single-minded when I see you. If one day we have a refund, at least there are memories!

14, finished, finished, really finished, finished, finished Happy April Fool's Day in ......................................................................................................................!

15, those who see women can't walk are called anthomaniac, those who like reading are called book-buyers, and those who love martial arts are called martial arts. I heard that you don't have any hobbies, just like white, so you are called an idiot by Jianghu people.

16, Xiao Lv said to mother donkey: Mom, when April Fool's Day came, a donkey sent me a malicious message. Should I reply or not? Donkey mother said: Don't be silly, it's only pigs that come back, not donkeys, so we won't!

17, yesterday, I dreamed of you, really! The sun is so bright, you stand on the blue sea, and I poke you with a stick: hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard! Ha, happy April Fool's Day!

18, according to the survey results of 20 countries around the world, the number of people who committed suicide because of being teased reached 20 last year. The United Nations Security Council has announced that April Fool's Day will be cancelled from this year.

19, God was afraid that you were hungry, so he created rice, God was afraid that you were thirsty, so he created water, and God was afraid that you were lonely, so he created lovely me, provided that God found that there was no bucket for rice, so he created lovely you.

20. You are tall, powerful, handsome, charming and well-proportioned. I miss you in my dreams and love you in my heart. You are the pursuit of my life. Let me hug you.-African orangutan.

2 1, I have fallen in love with you since I met you! Your fragrance, in my heart forever! Your fiery passion will always be on my lips! Thank you for having you in my life: spicy chicken burger.

I miss you all day, and how many dreams haunt me. I love you month after month and miss you every day. I hope you can come to my side soon, my dear money! Happy April Fool's Day!

23, tell you a secret, fool people, you don't understand when you are stupid, and you have been fooled when you understand. Therefore, on April Fool's Day, you must not be as knowledgeable as the people on earth!

April Fool's Day is coming, I know it's your favorite holiday, but don't just focus on yourself. If you ignore me, I will become a dog!

25. Recently, your good luck has piled up like a mountain, your salary has tripled, and you are waiting in line for peach blossoms and scud, and you are not involved in the line. Alas, April Fool's Day only happens once a year. Have a good dream. I hope you can't find the north in your dream!

26. Right and wrong are fools, right and wrong are fools, and right and wrong are fools. No matter right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong. Happy April Fool's Day!

27. Last night, I dreamed of you and sent you home. We walked towards a beautiful building. You said it and ran in. I looked at your figure and saw that it said mental hospital. Happy April Fool's Day!

28. In the morning, you approached my bed gently and kissed my face affectionately. Your deep eyes have been staring at me, and I really can't refuse you-"the dog is good and will take you for a walk." Happy April Fool's Day!

29. What happened? When you dial the mobile phone, you are prompted to call a lazy pig from other places. Please dial the pigsty area code before dialing the number. I can't believe it, I dialed it again, and the prompt: the owner has been slaughtered!

Now please touch your face and look at the mirror with a smile. If your skin color is pink, your face is soft, which means you are healthy. Ok, this lecture on pig raising is over. Happy April Fool's Day!

3 1, paratroopers practice skydiving, and the coach told us to jump out of the plane and count to 10 to open the umbrella immediately. Dean did it, and the coach called him an idiot. A soldier said, Dean Coach stuttered!

32. Have you started working again? I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health. But you always say meaningfully: If you don't roll more dung balls while the weather is warm, what will I eat in winter?

33. Seven commandments after meals: first, quit smoking; second, stop eating fruit immediately; third, relax your belt and drink tea immediately under the temptation; fifth, take a hundred steps; sixth, take a bath immediately; seventh, go to bed immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?

34. You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. People came into this world to find the other half, and they have worked hard to find you. Shit! Only to find that our wings are on the same side. Happy April Fool's Day.

35. You have countless advantages, such as being good at singing and dancing, living a superior life, being tall and handsome. Countless girls are fascinated by your charm. Amazingly, in his early twenties, he can still ... pee his pants.

Over the years, you have been silently by my side, spending night after night with me, and embracing my laziness, rudeness and everything with your broad mind. Thank you, my Simmons big bed!

Congratulations, your mobile phone number was hit by a lucky golden egg and won the special prize. Please bring the original ID card, the original household registration book and two one-inch photos, and come to our place to receive the prize quickly, before it expires. Prize: a piece of toilet paper.

Being your friend for so long, you have always cared about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to repay you. Be a cow and a horse in the next life! I will definitely pull out the grass for you to eat. ...

39. My friend and I bought pork and beef buns. There are many people waiting in line. The young man at the front desk asked us what we wanted to save trouble, and then shouted to the kitchen: one cow to take away, two pigs to eat!

Scientists are trying to teach African chimpanzees to use advanced human tools to save them from extinction. Just received the news that a chimpanzee has learned to use a mobile phone and is reading short messages!

4 1, my name is trustworthy, also called teasing you. My nickname is silly, and you are not comfortable with foreign names. There is no other purpose in texting today, just to see if your mobile phone is turned on, and by the way, tell you: Happy April Fool's Day!

42. Every time I see your beautiful image and your watery eyes, my heart beats faster, my breathing becomes rapid and I can't speak. Finally, I shouted: Wow, what a big frog! Happy April Fool's Day!

43. When the weather is cold, I will give you a considerate brand thermal underwear, put on a caring brand sweater, put on a warm brand cotton-padded coat and tie a happy belt. I can't believe you don't look like a … Zongzi dressed like this!

44. The five internal organs belong to five elements, the liver belongs to wood, the heart belongs to fire, the lung belongs to gold, the kidney belongs to water, and the spleen belongs to soil. I did the math for you. It turns out that your five elements are short of fire and gold. No wonder you haven't invited me to dinner for so long. So you are heartless! Ha ha!

45. learn to be rude If you get out, get out. If you stay, stay. Learn to be patient, shut up when you should shut up, and be silent when you should be silent; Learn to turn a blind eye, choose to ignore disgusting things, and choose to block disgusting things. I wish you all the best in your life.

46. I miss you, your red hands, your face as red as an apple, your mouth as rosy as jade, and the tenderness and thoughtfulness of your confidante. I miss you and I can't remember who you are. April 1 Happy April Fool's Day!

47. The autumn wind whirled in the sky on September 9, and you shook your head and looked at the sky in the coolness of September 9. It's raining hard. I stood behind you and snickered. What are you still looking at? Give me your blessing quickly. Idiot!

48. On April Fool's Day, a wolf came to the pig village, and all the piglets were hiding in the house. Only a pig staring at his mobile phone and reading text messages is hanging outside. The wolf saw it and wondered, aren't you afraid? Pig shook his cell phone and said, if you touch me, I'll call the police!

49. Festivals are just a cover for fun, and happiness is the best policy. So it doesn't hurt to be fooled on April Fool's Day. After all, everyone wants to be relaxed and happy. Don't take it seriously if it's not too much.

50. If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take yours.

5 1, sorry to send you a message when you are busy as a bee. If I am disturbed, I want to say to you … what a suck! Who told you not to contact me for so long? If you don't reply, I will continue to harass!

52. Special news: In the mobile phone endurance contest, from the moment on, the switch will automatically start the timer and continuously report the weather forecast. The user who keeps the phone on for the longest time will get 100 minutes of free talk time.

53. This information is purely harassing information! Warning, go to sleep before you sleep! Turn over and go back to sleep! Get up after a long sleep and go to the bathroom to sleep! I really don't want to sleep. Pick up my mobile phone and harass those who want to sleep with me!

54. The heat of summer continues to heat up, and every degree contains beauty, auspiciousness, enthusiasm and sincerity. Friend, I hope you can feel the passion of summer and start a beautiful summer!

55. It is said that meteors are responsive! If I can, I am willing to wait under the starry sky until a star is touched by me and breaks through the silent night sky for me, and then let it fall on your sleeping pillow with my blessing-kill you!

No sooner had the customer left the drugstore than the man caught up with him: I'm sorry, I gave you poison as a tonic by mistake. Customer: something almost happened! Dude: Yes, the boss will definitely scold me when he finds out. Poison is twice as expensive as tonic!

57. Half poor, half rich, half full, half wise, half foolish and half virtuous. Half awake, half dreaming, half immortal. A word "half" just found the "degree" of everything in the world. Nothing in the world is perfect. Wish you a perfect life.

58, toss and turn, or a few words; Coming and going, the constant is family; Deep and shallow, how much is missing; Don't neglect yourself in your hurry. A little more relaxed, a little less hectic, I wish you happiness forever!

59. In late autumn, fallen leaves dance with the wind; The cold wind makes people feel slightly sad. It really hurts me to see you shivering in the wind. I walked beside you, shyly took off my coat and handed it to you: take it to wash and do something to keep warm.

60, flowers, red gorgeous; Grass, green oil; Clouds, soft; The wind is warm; You, smile. Oh, what a silly boy. Don't you know today is April Fool's Day? Just smirking, but drooling is wrong! Happy April Fool's Day!

4. 1 Happy April Fool's Day Humorous Blessing SMS (2)

1, take you for a walk in the morning. Dressing up is the coolest. You toss and turn, jumping up and down like a dance. You said you couldn't hold back your anxiety, and your hind legs would stain the tree. Who knows you're shameless and you shake your head and play dumb? Happy April Fool's Day!

2, the work is not active, there is a problem with the treatment; Love is not active, and there are physical problems; The answer is not yes, there is something wrong with the brain. It turns out that there is a reason why you never answered when to invite me to dinner. I was wrong about you! Happy April Fool's Day!

3. The house price has turned us into house slaves; Wages fool us from nine to five; Reality fools us into a trance; It turns out that every day is April fool's day. Wish you a happy holiday.

4, the depth of the fish, water knows; The freedom of birds, God knows; The happiness of insects is naturally known; Your happiness, I know: you must be dull and smirking silently. Your holiday is coming. Happy April Fool's Day!

5. Forget all the festivals and send you a message on April Fool's Day. A short message, a greeting, a happy life; A short message, a greeting, a well-meaning prank: Happy April Fool's Day!

6. Are you a beauty "fool"? 1, you are often praised as cute. People often say that you are simple. People often say that you love to laugh. I like swimming, surfing and other water sports. I received the blessing of April Fool's Day today.

7. No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is ... I just want to tell you that these are none of your business, as long as you are happy April Fool's Day!

8. I can't believe it, and I'm also teasing you. My nickname is stupid and funny, and foreign names are not stupid and make you feel bad. There is no other purpose in texting today, just to see if your mobile phone is turned on, and by the way, tell you: Happy April Fool's Day!

9. When a major earthquake occurred in a certain country, seawater flowed backwards, bridges were destroyed, buildings collapsed, and people were devastated. The world is very sad! A fisherman survived because he was driving a boat when he escaped, and he was still snickering and reading text messages!

10, you have a pair of silly eyes and a nice voice. As a fool, you are very popular. Appraised by the authoritative department, you are the best among fools, and you are awarded the honorary title of beauty fool. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day.

1 1. Today, a large number of people are worried about being "stupid", which is manifested in not believing in the meeting notice, not listening to the call of the leaders, not inviting guests, not giving gifts, and even not daring to laugh when receiving text messages. Because fools are happy on April Fool's Day!

12, April Fool's Day is here, I'll give you an intelligence test. How do you spend April Fool's Day? A: invite me to dinner; B: don't invite me to dinner; Choose A with above-average IQ and B with below-average IQ. Which one do you choose? Waiting for your reply. Happy April Fool's Day!

13, be vigilant on April Fool's Day, and be afraid of being recruited when you receive a text message. It is hard to predict whether it is foolish to treat guests and give gifts. Friends and relatives can't be trusted, and fools are not responsible for April Fool's Day. Finally, I had to smile, and the fool was eliminated by his gratitude and resentment. Happy April Fool's Day!

14, April Fool's Day is here. In order to have fun with you stupidly, I sincerely send this short message to you stupidly, which is endless. I wish you a happy "happy" person: you are capable, stupid, naive and stupid; To a fool, life is like water.

15, as the saying goes: you are not stupid, don't be stupid. On this great day of April Fool's Day, I wish you: the only fool in the world is a Chinese odyssey. When you meet a silly princess, the whole world is stupid!

16. I took out my mobile phone and sent a message to the straw bag today. The straw bag grinned after reading it and knew it was a holiday. I paid for this message and then treated me to a big meal. Call me if you are smart. Don't worry, I'll be right there!

17, you are very handsome, and everyone who sees flowers will stay; You're amazing. You make tea with peanut oil. You're cool. Generally, festivals are not celebrated, and April Fool's Day is the only day when everyone wishes you well! I also quickly filled in the numbers, wishing you the happiest stupid rabbit!

18, April Fool's Day is really lively, full of laughter and laughter. Fools have a large population and frequently recruit people. Fools are not annoyed, but they are not afraid of ridicule. May your mood be wonderful everywhere and your life be happy everywhere. Happy April Fool's Day!

19, you are fresh and free from vulgarity, your temperament, your elegance, your beauty, your figure and your beauty. You are a flower that everyone loves, and it has blossomed. Happy April Fool's Day!

20. Today is a beautiful day, full of laughter. In view of your importance, I report to you specially. If anyone misbehaves, please fight violence with violence. Don't be an idiot if someone treats you. Happy April Fool's Day!

2 1, panic on April fool's day, nervous when you see text messages. I don't know whether it is true or not, but I hesitate to think about it. Don't be angry if you get caught. It only comes once a year. Happy April Fool's Day!

22. Are you worried about being fooled on April Fool's Day? Then you should be vigilant, look around before going out, look around when you meet people, and walk lightly to prevent slipping. Let's go. When you see the police, don't forget to hide. Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!

23. There is such an equation: A=B, B=C, where A stands for animals, B stands for pigs and C stands for you. Excuse me, you =? I heard that people who can't do this problem will have a holiday. 4。 1 I wish you no April Fool's Day.

April 24, 4 1 year, please be a fool for one day: forget all your troubles and worries and hide your happiness in your heart; Success or failure is at stake, and happiness is enough; Intelligence is disturbed by intelligence, and ignorance is not enough; Sometimes a little silly, happiness will accompany you.

25, you are so worth cherishing, but I never care. When your beautiful image suddenly disappeared in the turbulent sea of people, I suddenly found that I can't live without you. Salt. Wish you a happy April Fool's Day in advance!

26, April Fool's Day should be careful, and the reason for deceiving people is very justified. It is normal for a master to be fooled by a fool. There are many tricks, and fools are laughed at by fools. Intelligence quotient is high or low, stupidity is the same. Happy April Fool's Day!

27. If you want to cheat, cheat. It's rare to cheat tomorrow. Scold if you want, tomorrow's swearing is fake; Blow if you want, and it's not illegal to blow tomorrow; Send it if you want. A text message is nothing. Happy April Fool's Day to you, me and her!

28. It is difficult to confuse, and it is necessary to paste without painting; If you are smart enough to do things, you should be stupid but not stupid; Stupid is not stupid. It is a blessing to play the fool and be fully distracted. Blessed are fools, and contented are always happy. Happy April Fool's Day, silly!

29. Who says "pig" is a curse? If someone calls you a pig, please cherish that person, because? Pigs represent simplicity, innocence, simplicity and happiness. Today is April Fool's Day, let me sincerely say: "Pig" you are happy!

30. Fools send text messages on holidays, and there are constant funny voices everywhere. There is an ingenious way to make flowers, and I was cheated unconsciously. A fool was eager to rush ahead, but suddenly he woke up and realized that he had been cheated. I wish you a wonderful life. Happy April Fool's Day!

3 1, the realm of life is to be confused, paste without drawing, stupid without being stupid, stupid without being stupid. Be a fool, do stupid things, enjoy stupid fun, and be content. Happy April Fool's Day!

April 1 day, a beautiful day, I sincerely wish you: you must sleep when you are sleepy, lean on the sofa when you are tired, laugh when you are happy, forget as soon as possible when you are bored, enlighten me when you are depressed, treat me to bread when you are lazy, and trip over money when you go out!

33. The entertainment is reasonable and the whole person is innocent. April Fool's Day is coming. In order to set off a new climax of unique skills, you are specially invited to participate in the 20xx annual unique skills festival and compete for the "unique skills master". The winner will get a golden pig head. I wish you a successful start!

34. On April Fool's Day, people are stupid and laugh happily. Do everything possible to prevent traps. If you fall for it, you shouldn't. Cheating money and cheating can't be played, and obeying the law is the most important thing. Reflect the truth, goodness and beauty in the world, and you and I are happy. Happy April Fool's Day!

35. It's April Fool's Day in Beijing time, and you are watching the latest program of Science Discovery Channel: How Fools Are Born. Conclusion: Anyone who reads short messages with his right thumb is a fool.

The bell reminds people to sleep in a beautiful dream. I opened it in a hurry and took a look. This showed that I was late, so I ran out soon. When I arrived at the factory, I saw one. Fools and fools fill my heart, and now I just want April Fool's Day. Happy April Fool's Day!

You left quietly, just like when you came. You rolled up your sleeves and took only one cabbage. Tears of sympathy flowed out of my eyes. I reached out and handed you your bones. Look back: not all dogs love bones, but stupid dogs love Chinese cabbage best. Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

Dear friends, people are often cheated on April Fool's Day. I am ashamed to give you a book of wisdom. See you on page 250. 250, did you see it? Haha, I still have to watch it after I know April Fool's Day. I have never seen this world before.

Today is April Fool's Day, be careful not to be cheated by others! It is said that fool's disease is popular recently. The symptom is that I have been reading text messages on my mobile phone, and my grin is the most serious. Be careful!

40. My text messages are overwhelming, saying (this) three days without land and silver, three days in the sun, the water situation is simple, you laugh! Rack one's brains like this just to wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

4 1, it's almost April Fool's Day, and I'm going to teach you April Fool's Day exercises. Shout at the sky with your neck bent, and jump with your feet together; Smile and raise your hands in front of you; Hug everyone and bravely give your name: whoever dares to play silly hat will resolutely sue you.

42, pink flowers and bones, white bear shirt, skipping small steps, sweet smile. The cutest shape, the liveliest behavior, and the happiest April Fool's Day! Friends, happy holidays!

43. Dear citizens of China, considering that on April Fool's Day, our citizens will receive too many blessings, which will lead to signal congestion, our party has decided to wish all fools happiness and fools happiness this April Fool's Day! The big fool declared.

44. Hey buddy, I have a question for you. Everyone says April Fool's Day is the best holiday for you. Are they telling the truth? If yes, please reply to the message, otherwise it means default; Happy April Fool's Day!

45. The animal world is wonderful. Lions roar and birds crow. Zebra antelope is eating grass, and bears and elephants are fooling around. Rabbits bully turtles and always want to race with them. Only the tortoise is silent, turn on the phone and watch the fun! Happy April Fool's Day!

46. Say hello to make you laugh. There is nothing wrong with being a fool. Being confused is very important. Great wisdom is a treasure, people are friendly and easy to make friends, April Fool's Day is laughed at, and everyone who is happy applauds. Happy April Fool's Day!

47. The wolf came to the pigsty, and the pigsty was a mess. Mother pig arranged: big pig to block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away. Happy April Fool's Day!

According to your birthday, you are sure to make a windfall today. Blow an explosive hairstyle first, wear patched clothes, hold a wooden stick in your right hand and a porcelain bowl in your left hand, and walk along the street and say, would you please? Happy April Fool's Day!

49. I want to dedicate this short message to you, who laughs cute, cries cute, walks like a lady and sings sweetly. But these are limited to April Fool's Day. Happy holidays!

50. "The end of the world" has passed, so there is no need to be thankful or surprised. In fact, the Mayan prophecy is that the Maya played a super big joke on us and let us have an "April Fool's Day". Hehe, friends, live happily in the present!

4. 1 Happy April Fool's Day Humorous Blessing SMS (3)

First of all, friends, today is April Fool's Day. You must have received many short messages! Don't be afraid. I won't fool you with text messages. I can only bring good luck and best wishes. Happy April Fool's Day!

Second, friends far away, there are many tricks on April Fool's Day, but for my friends, I don't want to do anything boring, I will only do something to make my friends happy, so I send my sincere wishes and wish you a happy life.

Third, there are many stupid things on April Fool's Day. The happy life on April Fool's Day has been going on, and there are good memories in the happy days. April Fool's Day must be happy, and friends' wishes are the most sincere. Good memories are unforgettable for life.

Fourth, you will be surprised to hear from me! Because you will think that another guy is playing you again, but I am a civilian and I will never give in or play you. I only bring you wealth. I hope you make a fortune on April Fool's Day.

April Fool's Day is coming again. You can show your unique skills. Bless you. May you kill those who you think should be killed. May you be so happy.

April Fool's Day is really stupid. When I got up, I saw a smiling face and stepped on dog dung, which really made me dizzy. Why do people live just to be happy? I've been happy all my life, so what if I step on shit? Happy April Fool's Day to you.

Seven, my friend, in the coming April Fool's Day, I hope you are happy, I hope you have a good life and I hope you have a better life.

Eight, April Fool's Day is really happy, because it is indescribable to receive hundreds of messages a day to kill people. I just want to live a good life and be happy in this life.