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Interesting greetings on Children's Day

Complete works of funny greetings on Children's Day

In study, work or life, everyone has the experience of writing greetings. You know them well. They can enhance feelings and convey blessings. Then what kind of greeting is a good greeting? The following is a funny greeting for Children's Day compiled by me. Welcome to learn from it. I hope it helps you.

Children's Day funny greetings 1 1, Children's Day, I wish you every day as lively and lovely as a child, as honest and kind as a child, as innocent and curious as a child, and as enterprising as a child. But don't be naughty, let alone wet the kang at night!

2. Childhood is the most exciting and full of confidence; Childhood is the happiest and carefree. Childhood is a flower, childhood is a seed, full of vitality, full of vitality, recall childhood, recall childhood, happy Children's Day!

3, boy, you say! Is it a one-on-one fight or a group fight? Fight! We will fight you one by one! One-on-one, you choose us!

It's good to watch children's programs when June 1 comes. Singing and dancing on the stage, the audience applauded. Parents and relatives all laughed, and they were surrounded by admiration. Worry has been forgotten, and live every second happily. Happy June 1st!

Do you know how I recognize you? When I first went to kindergarten, the teacher said, "The penalty for wetting the bed is three yuan once, five yuan twice and seven yuan three times." I was just about to ask the teacher how much the monthly subscription is, when I saw you raise your hand and say, "Teacher, I want to get a VIP membership card!" " "~ ~ Happy Children's Day!

6. Silly child, silly child, silly brain is really cute. He doesn't pick flowers from branches, but he wants to pick fruits from trees. If you are idle, you will react quickly, and when the opportunity comes, you will be slow. The heart is there, the dream is there, and the ordinary life is wonderful! Happy Children's Day!

7. Do you want to be happy? No problem. Do you want some candy? That's good. Want to play with mud? I will stay with you. Want to wear little red flowers? I will see you off. Want to bite your thumb? Want to wet the bed? Whatever you want. Who told you that today is your holiday? Happy June 1st!

8. You were too ugly when you were a child, too thin when you grew up, too thick-skinned and not cheap enough. Too axial when working, too fleshy when driving. Playing mahjong is too smelly to tell jokes.

9. Today is Children's Day. I heard that you used to be an excellent young pioneer. The boss asked me to reissue the red envelope. I can't leave. I sent a group of loyal mosquitoes to make sure there were many Wen Zi and red envelopes!

10, discover the beauty in life with innocent eyes, feel the warmth in life with fiery childlike innocence, infect people around you with childlike smiles, live a happy life with your heart, and wish Happy Children's Day!

1 1, when fashion falls in love with the earth, it will fall without hesitation, just for that moment; When clouds fall in love with running water, they fall without hesitation, just to solve the pain of acacia; When I miss you, I will not hesitate to pay a dime just to tell you: Happy June 1st!

12, I hope you are as happy as a teapot on the stove every day. Although your little ass is burning, you are still whistling happily, braving the bubble of happiness and jumping up and down! Happy Children's Day!

13, childhood, once found a dime. I bought a lot of apricots and called several children's companions. My teeth were almost sore, but they all said, "Very sweet, very sweet."

14, put down your eyebrows, Children's Day is waving, and a smile is indispensable; Let go of your accumulated trifles. It's Children's Day. Be happy in everything. Children's Day, dear friends in big pots, I wish you happiness!

15, this year is Children's Day, your festival. Don't play mobile phone today. If you play, don't receive text messages. If you know, don't read this book. Hey, you still watched it. Besides wishing you a happy holiday, I just want to say: the child is disobedient.

16, I sent you a message 20 years ago today. Due to the poor positioning function of the mobile phone, this news has circled the earth 8000 times at the speed of super snail. Please pull out the built-in antenna to receive the late blessing: Happy Children's Day!

17, look at the problem from a child's perspective, and you will be more sincere; Analyze problems in a child's way, and you will be kinder; Treat others with your child's sincerity, and you will have many more friends and big friends. Happy Children's Day!

18, I miss you! I miss you! Think about it day and night! Sitting in the toilet still thinking! Miss you! Miss you! Just can't remember who you are! Call me back and tell me who you are.

19, years have carved the wind and frost on the face, and years have printed memories on the heart. But childlike innocence is a state of mind. Even if time flies, cherish, cherish. You will always be young. Remember to be childlike on Children's Day!

20. Once upon a time, on Children's Day, you said: I don't like people, and I hate that you are my child. Now that June 1 is here again, you say that time is getting old and useless. Now there will be no za in June 16 1 year! I can see that you are extremely depressed.

2 1, National Children's Day, I wish the younger children, retired over-age children, leading children with children at home, Dink children in a world of two people, childish children and senior children with childlike innocence a happy holiday!

22. Pass on childlike innocence with handkerchiefs, praise childhood with songs, surround childlike innocence with flowers, and tell childlike interest with short messages. Children's Day is coming, and you have the blessing of youth. May you work like play and live like a child!

23. Happy Children's Day! Indulge yourself, don't hold back! It's hard to know that you usually pretend to be an adult after the festival, eat your hands if you want, and wet your bed if you want. Who cares who bites! Happy Children's Day!

24, send you a small red flower, I wish you a lifetime. Send you a lollipop, happy, healthy and strong. Give you a little nipple, and your youth will never fade! Time flies, childlike innocence, Happy Children's Day!

25. Children's Day is the first day of life. From Children's Day to Youth Day, from Singles Day to Valentine's Day, from Father's Day to Mother's Day, from Chung Yeung Festival to Tomb-Sweeping Day, every milestone is a childlike innocence. Children's words are unscrupulous, happy June 1!

26, 20 cents a pack of salt dates, because the shape and color are like mouse feces, so it is also called "mouse feces", salty, sweet, sour, put one on the tip of the tongue, memorable, adults say, there is dried tangerine peel, clearing heat and resolving phlegm.

27. If your mobile phone is not waterproof, be careful not to drool on it when reading short messages, it will break down!

28. Buds are your years, wrapped in green leaves; Summer is your festival, and songs are full of your books; Prosperity is your waiting, and colorful dreams come true with you. May happiness appear in front of you on Children's Day!

29, when young, easy to dream; Dream season, easy to be young; Because I am young, I often dream; Because I often dream, I have been young; I wish you a happy Children's Day, because you are always young!

I saw you chop a pig with a knife the other day. The pig ran to a dead end and only heard the pig shout, "We were born from the same root, so why should we fry each other!" "

3 1, the increase is age, and the constant is childlike innocence. It is children who grow tall, but innocence is constant. What is old is appearance, and what remains unchanged is childlike interest. Let the happiness of childhood continue and have a good mood with you on June 1st. Happy Children's Day.

32. When you see this message, congratulations. You stand out from 99 competitors. You won my love. Do you want to come out and celebrate?

33. I reserved the first sunshine for you on June 1 day. May you be healthy and happy! The first ray of moonlight is for you. May you still be romantic! The first magpie song is for you. Good luck! The first ray of dawn is for you. Good luck! Happy Children's Day!

34. Just as the peony is in full bloom, swallows fly; Just like the rose is smiling and the cherry is ripening, this is the best time of the year! Peony is not as beautiful as you, cherry is not as red as you, little brother and little sister, happy Children's Day!

35. It's almost June 1 day, and you have grown up. There are some things you should know: the sky is used for wind and rain, and the land is used for planting flowers and grass. I used it to prove how cute humans are, honey. You used it to stew vermicelli.

36. When sending you time, adjust it with memories first. Click the happiness button and you can go back to the best childhood. Put on new clothes, sprinkle a little charm, catch a small fish and dial a river! Happy Children's Day!

37, dear, the phone is turned on, and the text message comes: time flies, time is no longer; Life is helpless, going out; Knowing mistakes can change, and everyone loves them; Understand things and get rich early! Children's Day is coming, I wish you a happy mood every day!

38. yeah June 1 is approaching, restoring childlike innocence and releasing childlike interest; Tell fairy tales and bloom childlike innocence. Children's words bless you and wish you happiness and health forever! I sincerely wish you a happy Children's Day!

Funny greetings to Children's Day 2 1) This is my message for you tomorrow, so you can read it tomorrow! Peeping tom? ! Naughty! I told you not to look, but look! Nothing you can do can stop it. You will not grow up! Happy Children's Day!

2) June 1 will give you six ones: a childlike innocence will never grow old, a snot and a pear blossom will laugh, a face of mud will not be sad, a nipple will be delicious, a pair of trousers will be worn until old, and a child will pee in bed!

3) You were too ugly when you were a child, too thin when you grew up, and too thick-skinned to get cheap. Too axial when working, too fleshy when driving. Playing mahjong is too smelly to tell jokes. Happy Children's Day!

Today is International Children's Day. You can skip the homework assigned by your boss, ignore the rules stipulated by your father, skip answering the questions given by life, and avoid the boring atmosphere!

5) Wish is the wind, happiness is the sail, and blessing is the boat. May the wind, blowing a happy sail and carrying a boat that wishes children happiness, float to a happy you and gently greet: Happy June 1st!

6) After eating, lick your mouth. June 1 is coming, children, happy Children's Day!

7) Hope as a child: wake up and lie in bed casually; Hope when you grow up: when you wake up, you are in class. Dear, Children's Day is coming. No matter what you wish, I hope you are happy every day.

8) Happiness is like a soap bubble, which will fly all over the sky when blown; Trouble is like a nose bubble, which disappears when you touch it; Life is like a sugar bubble, which is sweet to chew; June 1 is here, may the baby be childlike and happy forever!

9) Children's Day is coming, and I send you a big gift: it contains happiness, countless loveliness, innocence, carefree and so on. May you be a happy child on June 1 and enjoy a good mood!

10) Teach you the secrets of martial arts, focusing on smiling through tears. There is delicious food, showing nine yin bone claws; Have fun, use nonsense boxing; There are lovely, frivolous swords. Recently, you can concentrate on self-cultivation and fight happily for six times!

1 1) Happy songs spread everywhere, and time flies. Old children are happy and busy, singing happily. The child's mentality is a crane face and good health. May your childlike innocence last forever and sing on the same stage in June 1 day.

12) Wake up the sleeping childlike innocence with running, remember the forgotten beauty with coquetry, discard the troubles of work, find the taste of happiness, cherish the innocence of childhood, embrace innocence, and wish friends eternal childlike innocence, and always smile on Children's Day!

13) Today, you can go barefoot, shave your head, be a child, take a big stick, carry a teapot and beg for a pie. If others don't give it, you cry. Finally, it is your birthday. I wish you a happy June 1st!

14) This is my message for you tomorrow (don't look down), and you won't see it until tomorrow! Peeping! Naughty! I told you not to look, but look! Nothing you can do can stop it. You will not grow up! Happy Children's Day

15) Walking day by day, evolving night by night, walking year by year, for a childhood that can't be returned. Missing again and again, a letter and a text message send you a happy Children's Day!

Everyone is a child. The child is yours, the child is mine, the child is his, and the child is all of us. Children's Day is coming, bless you, bless me, bless him and bless us all!

17) When birds are singing and flowers are fragrant, the sun is shining and the flowers are pleasant; Peony blossoms and swallows fall, roses smile and cherries are ripe; Great ideals inspire fighting spirit, and great ambitions create great undertakings; Young hearts bloom with red flowers, singing and dancing to celebrate June 1!

18) I remember that song when I was a child. I am familiar with the process of singing memories in different tones. I remember when I was a child, I was more grateful to have you with me all the way. I grew up with you. Happy Children's Day!

19) Happy Children's Day, always childlike! Aunt has prepared sugar suitable for you to eat without hurting your teeth. Welcome to try it then.

20) According to your mother, you never wet the bed when you were a child. You are a typical good boy. How can such a glorious thing be buried? I'll teach you how to carry forward. Go to the street, find any aunt and say to her, "Aunt, I'm fine, I didn't wet the bed ..." Haha, happy Children's Day.

2 1) Who said that memories are not good? Although there is no holiday, I am happy to think about it: I wish you a happy June 1 ST!

22) Did you receive the message I sent you more than 20 years ago today? It doesn't matter if you don't receive it. I'll send it again: Happy June 1st!

23) When the news comes, let happiness hug you gently, let difficulties give way to you, let troubles slip away quietly, let auspiciousness take special care of you, and let happiness always smile at you! Happy June 1st!

24) Counting young dreams and blowing the wind of fantasy; Attachment to the young rain, step to find a pure heart; You and I grew up quietly, and our childhood is still beautiful. A flute is also very long. May this love song be full of happy notes and sing songs that accompany your growth!

25) The Chinese teacher gave a composition question, which was required to be completed in class. The topic is: My wish. After class, when the teacher was correcting the composition, he found that a student wrote in the composition: I want to grow very tall, so I decided to drink a lot of milk from today. Only in this way can I become an enviable master. Sorry, the teacher wrote in the note: in ancient times, it was called an expert, but now it is called an expert. What are you going to do now?

26) When the news comes, let happiness hug you gently, let difficulties give way to you, let troubles slip away quietly, let auspiciousness take special care of you, and let happiness always smile at you! Happy June 1st!

27) Big surprise: June 1st is coming. Please put on your children's hat and children's clothes, take this collection of Andersen's fairy tales and go out to eat boy chickens. The boy with good fortune is waiting for you, and the money handle belongs to you. Codeword: No matter how old I am, I will celebrate June 1st!

28) From June 1 day to June 1 day, I will reduce my pressure, take a holiday in my mind, recharge my batteries in my body, be happier, put aside all my troubles and have good luck again and again. Old heart is not old, youth is eternal! Happy Children's Day!

29) Children's Day is coming. I miss the laughter when I was a child and suddenly feel a little less connected. Send a message to wish you a good time. I wish you a prosperous business, more money, surrounded by family and beautiful women, successful career, embrace happiness, be happy and healthy, humming nursery rhymes!

30) Sing childhood nursery rhymes and seek the happiness of childhood; Dance happily and put aside all the troubles in your heart; Read wonderful fairy tales and always keep your innocence; Regain childhood dreams and live a better life. Children's Day is coming. May you laugh happily!

Funny greetings for Children's Day are 3 1 and June 1st. I'll go with whoever buys me candy.

2.6 1 day, did you spend money or something? My ticket!

3. Will June 1st School change the gift package of menstrual pads for us?

It will never be like when I was a child. Wish me a happy June 1st!

Every June 1 day, my children and I grow up by one year.

6. Let's celebrate June 1 after the college entrance examination, and sell all the test papers enough for a party.

7. Naive June 1st does not belong to our naive children.

8. Innocence will grow and mature, as long as it does not age.

9. Life: June 1st, Youth Day, Women's Day, Mother's Day, Tomb-Sweeping Day.

10, Children's Day, I rented it. There are no restrictions, just take me to eat and drink.

1 1, June 1 day. Who says adults can't eat lollipops? Where is Jerry? Praise those who agree.

12, it's another day in June, the program remains the same, the environment remains the same, but people have changed batch after batch.

13, June 1 day I want to send him a lot of lollipops. Haha, dear, in fact, we are all young.

14, I don't know if June 1st has anything to do with me, but I know that tomorrow will be a day of traffic.

15, who said that memories are not good? Although there is no holiday, I am happy to think about it: I wish you a happy June 1 ST!

16, Tomorrow is Children's Day. Happy holidays to your baby! May the baby grow up healthily and happily!

17, Children's Day … Tie a pigtail for you … Draw a red face … Dance for me … I'll buy you a lollipop.

18, most people's June Day has passed. I want to spend the last Children's Day happily and send a flower!

19, dear son, I'm sorry, your father hasn't caught up with your mother yet. Just a moment, please. I wish you a happy June 1st in advance.

20. Let happiness embrace you. If you are in trouble, make way. Sneak away when you are in trouble. Happiness will always smile at you. Happy June 1st!

2 1, raped the WeChat circle of friends and found a shocking secret. It turns out that the people who celebrate Women's Day on March 8th and Children's Day on June 1st are the same person.

22. Your body can't celebrate Children's Day, but your IQ can. Your weight can't pass Children's Day, but your height can!

23. The message has arrived, let happiness embrace you. When in trouble, make way, and troubles slip away quietly. Happiness will always smile at you. Happy June 1st!

24. Don't move, Rob! Take out your sadness, hand over your sadness, take out your troubles, and take off your sadness. Happy Children's Day!

25. It's time to cry, laugh, eat and play, keep a pure childlike innocence, decompress yourself and celebrate Children's Day together!

26. Three tadpoles went to a restaurant to eat, and the waiter brought a plate of braised bullfrogs to the next table. They sang sadly: I don't want to, I don't want to grow up …

27. On behalf of the leaders, I would like to extend my deep greetings to the children who are fighting in the front line of chatting: surf the Internet well and be online every day! Happy Children's Day!

28. Children's Day wishes you who used to be a child: you are young, keep a pure heart, have a sweet smile and childlike skin, and have a happy holiday!

29. Did you get the short message I sent you a long time ago? What time? Anyway, it's been a long time. As a child, I want to wish you a happy June 1st!

30. Wukong draws a circle and Tang Yan is safe; Xiaoping draws a circle, Shenzhen has money; You drew a circle and wet the bed again. Happy holidays, children!

3 1, when young, easy to dream; Dream season, easy to be young; Because I am young, I often dream; Because I often dream, I have been young; I wish you a happy Children's Day, because you are always young!

32. On Children's Day, I wish you every day as lively and lovely as a child, as honest and kind as a child, as pure and curious as a child, and as enterprising as a child.

33. The morning breeze blows, the sun shines, and flowers and plants smile at you; Children's Day, again, happy every day; More happiness, good health and childlike innocence in life.

34. Congratulations on welcoming your own festival again. May you thrive under the nourishment of sunshine and rain. More and more sensible, remember not to make mom angry.

35. The annual Children's Day is coming. I wish my son a happy holiday and healthy growth, and I wish all the children in the world a healthy and happy growth!

36. Flowers are my mother's eyes. In the eyes of mother, you will always be her little baby, little angel! Mom loves you forever! Happy Children's Day!

37. This is the news I will give you tomorrow. I won't see it until tomorrow! Peeping tom? ! Naughty! I told you not to look, but look! Nothing you can do can stop it. You will not grow up! Happy Children's Day!

38. Walking day by day, evolving night by night, walking year by year, a childhood that cannot be returned. Missing again and again, a letter and a text message send you a happy Children's Day!

39. Every leaf has happy memories, and every little flower has happy memories. The garden where we played as children once again misses our childhood. Happy Children's Day, my children!

40. There are green hills, and people are not old. No matter how old you are, childlike innocence is the most important thing. Love life, know how to be happy, even if there is a burden, the mentality should be adjusted. On June 1, children's voices and laughter, clear water and blue sky, happiness is not old.

Funny greetings to children's day on June 1, 4 children, your festival is coming, come on, smile and be happy. On this special day! I contacted the place for you, not only gave you a free injection of "Happy Agent", but also added "Happy Sugar Pills"! Hehe, it is very necessary for a "school-age child" like you to have a "worry-free immunization"!

The public's love for the earth does not hesitate to fall, just for that moment; When clouds fall in love with running water, they fall without hesitation, just to solve the pain of acacia; When I miss you, I will not hesitate to pay a dime just to tell you: Happy June 1st!

Hum a nursery rhyme to awaken childhood; Read a fairy tale to awaken childlike interest; Send a short message on Children's Day to awaken childlike innocence. Children's Day is coming. May you always have a childlike smile on your face, and may your life be as carefree as a child. Happy June 1st!

Today is a paradise for children, and we should try our best to learn from them: running around the street happily and being elated; Play hide-and-seek with troubles and forget them. Good luck flashes like marbles, health is as strong as saplings, and happiness is as endless as hala. On International Children's Day, I wish you a happy childhood.

It's Children's Day. I wish you, a child, good health and good luck to run with you. Coincidentally, you are happy and innocent, and all your troubles and sorrows are forgotten!

Memories of childhood should be kept in mind; Childhood playmates should be remembered silently. Simple childlike innocence, happiness will grow; Children's hearts are free, and they are carefree wherever they go. The past can't stay, and everyone longs for childlike innocence. Thank you for having it, and pray for innocence for a long time! On Children's Day, I wish you a long childhood and endless childlike interest!

Children's Day is coming, I wish you a happy smile, pure and less trouble, simple smile, happy every day, childlike innocence. I wish you good health, happy life and happy Children's Day.

Children's day, but it means nothing to you, but please don't be depressed. You just cry loudly, wipe your nose and pee all over the floor. Tell you secretly in the future: Happy holidays.

Every day, children's bright smiles, like spring, render our hearts. Looking forward to the fleeting time, those colorful days will always be beautiful memories in our hearts! On Children's Day, I wish all children happiness forever! May we also enjoy happiness with our children.

Keep childlike innocence and wish you happiness forever; Accumulate your childlike interest and wish you happiness; Recalling our childhood, happy time is just around the corner; Today, on the occasion of Children's Day, I send my blessing to you. I hope you are happy every year, always happy, and always have a carefree childlike innocence.

Children's Day is coming. Do you want to experience childhood laughter? Let happiness's snot bubble, let your face smile with mud, let your pants tear open and run all over the street, let happiness hug you gently, let difficulties give way to you, let troubles slip away secretly, and let auspiciousness take special care of you. May you never get old.

Excavate childhood memories, click childhood fun, load childhood anecdotes, copy childhood happiness, paste childhood feelings, and download childhood innocence; I'll send it to you on International Children's Day. I hope our childhood stories can connect our feelings. At the same time, I wish you a happy, warm, refreshing and secure life in tout va bien! Children's Day Poetry

"Childhood Cabin" is full of warm sunshine; "Children's hut", filled with colorful flowers; Childlike House is full of green hope; The "fairy tale house" is full of happiness and joy. On Children's Day, I wish you a childlike innocence and happiness forever!

Even if you are in a high position or a parent, you are no longer young. Anyway, you should keep a childlike innocence. When childlike innocence flashes, you are the most real and attractive. This childlike innocence, kindness and dreamlike heart will bring you happiness beyond education, status and money.

Funny wishes for Children's Day on June 1st. Intimate communication planning for Children's Day on May 1st: Hold high the great banner that will be sent when you have time, say what you have, answer what you have, see what you have, earnestly implement the requirements of leaving messages and messages, and let short messages occupy every corner of your mobile phone.

On Children's Day, a child got lost and had the following characteristics: curly hair, bare buttocks, wings on his back and a bow and arrow in his hand. Don't be surprised if you meet him on the road. I sent him to find you!

Children's Day is only a few days away, and the children's country has fallen out! Some are busy climbing trees, some are busy drying bedding, some are counting their toes, and only you stand up your small chest and play cool with your nose on your mobile phone!

Children's Day, old children, don't be ashamed of wetting the bed, queue up early for candy, leave early for school, be lazy and not tired at work, and enjoy receiving text messages. Happy June 1, long live!

Now is Children's Day, you can roll on the ground, wear open-backed pants, don't be shy, you can pick your nose and toes at will, and you can hold girls/handsome guys' hands when they are unprepared. Hey, hey, I wish the old child a happy June 1st!

Today is Children's Day. I'll buy you a child ticket. You can take the time train, start from the older children's station, pass Nainian Mountain, Nainian Slope, Lovely Valley, Happy Mountain and Worry-Free Harbor, and go straight to the beautiful destination-childhood. Happy holidays!

Children's Day is the happiest. You dance, I sing, and there are many interesting childhood memories. Text messages and playmates. May your life be sweeter than honey. Send blessings, spread love, sincere friendship, heart to heart; World Children's Day is coming, I wish you happiness.

On the occasion of Children's Day, I wish you, who used to be a child, eternal youth, a pure heart, a sweet smile, a childlike skin, a carefree life, and a fantasy and vision for the future!

With the arrival of Children's Day on June 1st, children are busy dressing up: wearing kind hats, reciting happiness spells, wearing genuine clothes, holding blx, holding bright stars, holding happy flowers, wearing noble shoes, and embarking on the road of peace, and being blessed for thousands of years!

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