A collection of classic cheating routines for lovers' chat (three articles)

1. Kiss, hug and hold high (●'' ●)

2. boast like this:

I think you are too narcissistic,

Honestly, when I grow up like you,

The beauty pageant won the top three at most.

I found you a liar,

Because I look much better than in the picture.

3. "You must be nearsighted, right?"

"Why do you say that?"

"If you are not nearsighted, how can you not see that I like you?"

He asked me what I was doing, and I said I was painting my eyebrows.

He said, let me see, is thrush deep and fashionable?

(The first half of this poem is "Ask Jun in a low voice after makeup") …

I melted at that time.

On the way back with her boyfriend, he snorted a few times. I said, why do you like taking drugs?

He joked, "Look at me. I'll show you what drug abuse is. "

Then when I turned my head, he kissed me.

5. "There is only one travel plan this year."

"Ok, goodbye."

The most common deception in chatting.

1, don't move Read this message quietly! Look up, look down, don't forget the left and right! Have you finished reading it? Delete it after reading it!

2. What happened? Call the mobile phone, voice prompt: you dialed a lazy pig from other places, please dial the pigsty area code before dialing the number. I can't believe it. Call again. Voice prompt: the owner has been slaughtered.

The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you get fat. Then I'll eat pork. Oh yeah!

It is reasonable to hear that eating garlic can prevent swine flu. Think about it: if you eat garlic, people will think you stink and don't want to be near you, and the swine flu virus won't be around! Haha, don't forget to pack two cloves of garlic before you go out!

Meeting you is the beginning of my heart, and falling in love with you is my happy choice; Pursuing you is the starting point of my happiness; Having you is my most precious wealth; Stepping on the red carpet is my eternal motivation! Unfortunately, I sent it to the wrong person!

3 love story q&a routines.

1, "I'm listening to your song, single loop."

"I've been thinking about you all day, single cycle.

2. "It will rain in every city."

"It's like I miss you everywhere I go."

3. "I just like it."

"Help you empty the shopping cart.

4. "liking you is a very troublesome thing."

"But I just like to make trouble.

5. "I think I am selfish."

"Where is selfish?"

"I only like you and don't give other girls any chance.

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