Humorous greetings on March 8.

1, a woman is a book, every book is read by someone, and there is always someone who understands the book better and sings better. May women have people who know how to sing this book and make women as happy as Women's Day every day!

2. I am a bird and you are a nest. Life is wonderful with you. You are the moon and I am the star. Life is easier with you. I am a small fish, and you are the sea. Only when you are happy can I come. Dear, Happy March 8th!

Dear happy users, your good luck index reached 38 this year, and all the remaining bad luck was cleared on March 8, so you will be happy and have good luck all year round. Happy Women's Day on March 8th.

4, Women's Day is approaching, please pay attention to all men in the world: Dad is Tianmu, and his wife is Jade Emperor; Can be earth-shattering, without causing the jade emperor to lose his temper; Or sweep the floor during the day and kneel at night.

5. Your bright smiling face brings warmth to March; Your sweet smile brings life to March; Your happy mood has brought vitality to March. May you have a happy Women's Day, and March will be beautiful because of you!

6. Your smile is better than Mona Lisa; Your beauty turns the world upside down; Your temperament, impressed by thousands of beautiful women; Your dignity, beyond the goddess Athena; Enjoy the attention and glory in life. I wish you a happy Women's Day!

7, send you a thousand roses, just for a look; Send you 1000 paper cranes, you can only look; Send you a thousand short messages, you can only read them; Send you a table of vegetable rice, you are happy! Dear, Happy Women's Day!

8, grab a ray of sunshine and sprinkle it on your body, which is warmer. A cup of coffee in front of the table is more mellow. Holding a child is warmer. As mothers, we are tired and happy. Today is our own festival, female compatriots: carry happiness to the end.

9. It's not because I especially want to greet you today. It is not because of this moment that I miss you so much. Dear mom, a short message doesn't mean anything, but my heart will reach you. Happy Women's Day!

10, today is women's day, dear wife, let me experience your hard day! Today, I will wash clothes and cook. Today, I will be careful. Today, I will be romantic with you. I wish you a happy holiday and always be young!