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Where is the message of flirting with women?

Classic short message: 1. You are the spring wind, blowing my tired heart green; You are the water in summer, nourishing my dry heart; You are the valley in autumn, which has matured my hope heart; You are the fire in winter, illuminating my cold heart! 2. Two lonely people are brewed into the loneliness of two people by the Internet! I am happy with you, but I am more lonely with you. Temporary separation can make us miss each other deeper, and we all need time to witness secular prejudice! In spring, you brought me the same warmth as the spring breeze! In summer, you brought me the same enthusiasm as the sun! In autumn, you bring me maple feelings like red leaves! In winter, you bring me transparency like snow! 4. You said that the meteor was the fireworks you set off for me on the riverbank in my hometown. I said that the wind was my choking when I confided to you on the other shore. I said that the misty white clouds were the hardships I struggled for you in a foreign land! I heard that couples say I love you to each other on Tanabata, so next year, Tanabata will never be separated. If they say it every year, they will never be separated. I love you! Cowherd and Weaver Girl recall Tanabata, and mountains and rivers are thousands of miles apart. I am not with my lover, so I hope to cherish my body for me! 6. The heartbeat is only a moment, but it takes a long time to forget this moment, maybe one year, two years, ten years, or even a lifetime! 7. Maybe we have missed Valentine's Day this year, but I don't want to miss it again. I don't need a magpie bridge. I just want a homing pigeon to take me: "I love you!" " I think you must be very tired. Go to bed early, because you have been running in my head all day. 9. I don't love you. I lied to you. I don't want to lie, but I just don't love you. I just want to lie to you. I can't let you guess my heart.

10. Are you secretly thinking about me? Are you really thinking about me secretly? If you really miss me, just tell me. I won't let you miss me. Be reasonable. I miss you too.

1 1. You are the most beautiful in my eyes, and every smile makes me intoxicated. Your bad, your good, your pout when you lose your temper. You are the most beautiful in my heart, and only those who love each other know you best.

12. Love you for ten thousand years, exaggerated! Love you for five thousand years, hopeless! Love you for a thousand years, ridiculous! Love you for a hundred years, too long! Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, it is my strength! 13. I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet; I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe; I can only send messages to chase you, I hope we will never blow it.

14. It's raining, but the clouds are crying.

I lost you, but so did my love.

The wind is tired and I'm going to bed.

The sunset is drunk, and it's going to set.

Singing, I am already very tired.

When you read the message, were you thinking of me?

15. When you see this message, you already owe me a hug, delete this message, owe me a kiss, save this message and owe me an appointment: if you reply, you owe me all the above, if you don't reply, you are mine. Please select.

16. The sky is high and the clouds are light, which is not enough to return to Beiyan. Where can I send long tassels? Over the clear mountains. I often think of Yang Yiyi, but I just sigh at the distance between the two waters. Don't wait for the autumn chrysanthemum to bloom, you never know where the flowers will fall. 17. "The swan has gone, and the birds have not returned. I miss the troubles of the past. When the clouds open and the moon is bright, the water will meet in several places. Tomorrow, when the sun goes down, the single aristocrat will have a blind date. " Guess six words ~ ~

The answer is "I can't live without you"

18. If I ride a horse, you can call me a groom; if I row a boat, you can call me a boatman; if I kill pigs, you can call me a butcher; if I am an accountant, what do you call me? 19. The big apple with red flowers and green leaves has missed me for two days. You are a lamp in the past life, illuminating the rest of my life. Falling sky, where do you want to be romantic? 20. Love is always accompanied by rain (love)

When people meet you (you)

Flying in the wild south is inhuman (1)

I know there should be no point (ten thousand)

What day (year) is after New Year's Eve?

2 1. I think I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years.

22. I don't want to be gentle for a short time, as long as you accompany me for a lifetime.

Just because you are so beautiful, I dare not declare that I love you.

24 .. I hope the last person I see before I go to bed is you. ...

25. I wonder if loving you is a thoughtful reason?

26. Being with you is just, I don't want to give anyone a chance! !

I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future. ..

28 .. You pulled me out of my lost heart.

29. I love you until the end of the world.

It doesn't matter whether it is sunny or rainy for you.

3 1 .. think about watching the sunrise and sunset with me.

32. I am willing to spend thousands of years waiting for you to smile like the warm sun in early spring.

Only you know my world. 34 ... I keep you deep in my heart.

I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and go with you.

I don't know when to learn to rely on.

Only you know my mood and only you can bring it to me.

38. If we don't love enough in this life, the afterlife will last forever. ....

I will cherish it even more because I know I can't live without you. ....

40. The earth is still changing, and the world is still changing. I love you forever.

4 1. Every night with your voice is no longer lonely.

42. I want to turn my feelings for you into warm sunshine, hoping that light can warm your heart.

I want to send my thoughts to the scattered stars. I hope that little starlight can shine into your window and sleep well with you.

44. I just need a harbor where I can rest. ..

45. People will get old. I hope you are still with me.

Wherever you are, as long as you need me, I will fly back to you.

47. You filled my life with love and tears. .....

48. I can't write love letters

Can only write "heart" .....

49. if you feel cold

I hold you in my arms; If you hate it

I will wipe away your tears. .....

If you love me

I want to broadcast to the world; If you leave me,

I will bear it silently ....

50. My love is open for you

Like white lightning breaking the sky; My love runs for you.

Like red blood, it fills the body.

...

5 1. No matter in this life or in the afterlife ... I just want you. .....

Although I can't satisfy your greatest material life ... I can satisfy you with my heart. ..

53. I love you with my old sadness and my childhood loyalty. ...

Your words have been locked in my memory. You can keep the key for me all my life.

55. No clothes fit better than your love, and no decoration is more charming than your love.

I want to sublimate a short poem about your love into a long life essay.

I have surrendered to you unconditionally, so you can sign a love contract.

58. In this life ... if ... I can't have you, I will hate myself. .............

59. If you drink your own wine of love and don't refill it, you will be thirsty all your life.

I swear ... fifty years later ... I still love you as much as I do now. ...

6 1. Your name fills my heart ... Let me love you forever! ! ! ! !

62. Without your love ... living goals will be difficult to recover!

63. I'd rather not be free for you

I'm going to halve my rights and double my obligations. ....

65. I only hold your hand in this life ... because it is enough to have you in this life. .....

66. I didn't know there was a feeling called attachment until I met you.

There is a feeling called sex.

It turns out that waiting can be so beautiful.

Because I love you.

68. I don't believe in eternal love

Because I will only love you more and more every day.

I didn't know the sweetness of love until I fell in love with you. .......

70. Besides loving you ... I can't think of any reason to keep me alive. .....

7 1. I want to change my style and gently surround you. ..............

72. You are the bride in my life. 73. happiness Only when you are with me. ...

74. In my heart, I only miss you at any time! Love You! "

75. The great ship of time can't erase my thoughts of you, even if the seas run dry and the rocks crumble.

Your figure will remain in my heart forever. ..

75. Let me tell you what love is without words. ......

76. Look into your eyes.

I saw the sea.

Blue sky; I see a bright future! !

77. I just want to hold your hand ... look into your eyes ... walk barefoot by the sea ... only you ... because of you. ..

78. My whole life is to kiss you. ........

79. Now all I see when I wake up every day is your smile hanging on the wall like sunshine. I really want to wake up one day and see it at first sight.

What moved me was your sleeping position which was really as sweet as a flower. ......

80. If I live, the greatest thing God gives me is life, then living without you will be the greatest mission God gives me.

A great gift. ....

8 1. Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. I just know that you have become a habit in my life. number

An indispensable habit, every day, you can eat or sleep, but you can't miss it. ......

82. When I don't want to wake up, the desk lamp is projected on the wall, and I am the only lonely figure.

83. I really want to hold you from now on and hold you tightly until I come to God. ...

84. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life. .....

85. Really, what if I lost you and won the whole world?

86. If falling in love with you is a mistake, I am convinced that it will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life. .....

87. Looking at you with a smile

Suddenly find

I am really the happiest person in the world. .....

88. If possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you ~ ~

89. What do you see?

Is the truest me! ! Never-ending touching! ! Touching the world with you \ You and I are the most beautiful.

The existence of! !

90. Take good care of yourself. I don't want to wait until my next life to love you.

9 1. Whenever I feel depressed.

Remember your little smile.

Your encouragement

They told me to be strong.

Thank you!

92. May every meteor in the sky.

Everything shines in the sky for you. ...

93. Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If you don't want to, I hope to have an afterlife.

94. After knowing you ... I realized that I can give so willingly. ........

95. I thought I could be strong without you ... and finally I knew I couldn't. ....

96. I really can't replace ... 97. I think about you all the time.

Although we can't be together.

every minute and every second

98. You are the one who always supports me in my most difficult time!

99. Do you know that my loneliness for a hundred years is only for you? The love song of the Arabian Nights is only for you.

100. Day and night can't stop our deep thoughts!

10 1. I am Deep Sea.

You are the dawn from the other side of the sea.

Always light up my life. .....

102. Add your heart to mine

Even if it hurts, I am willing to taste it. ..

Until I met you.

I just feel my presence.

Always reluctant to leave you.

Although you said it firmly.

...........

104. My motivation is to see you every day.

Talk to you. ....

Missing is like a river.

Endless flow to the sea

Flowing into my heart ..

106. I like your smile

I like looking at you quietly.

My sadness flew away like a cloud.

107. If I can change you and keep you in my sight forever ... I won't keep it.

108. How many stars are there in the sky? How many girls are there, ..............? But there is only one moon in the sky.

You're a ...............

109 If you smile, my heart will jump with you. If you keep laughing, my heart will keep beating! So you have to keep laughing, so I won't die because of you!

1 10.

If I own an island,

I am willing to spend every day and night with you.

Willing to look up at the night sky with you

* * * Enjoy the beautiful moonlight.

Look at the brightest star in the night sky.

Make a wish!

1 1 1. I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hand, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart! ……

1 12. Miss, you are so beautiful. Let me kiss your mouth. Miss, miss, you are so coquettish. Let me rub your waist. Miss, miss, you are too bad. Why did you untie my belt?

1 13. If the girl doesn't pick up the girl, she will pick up the girl to do justice for heaven. Her chest is taller and coquettish, her waist is thin and stunted, and her figure is small and endless.

1 14. Meeting you is accidental, liking you is natural, falling in love with you is firm, getting you is happiness, and accompanying you for life is inevitable.

1 15. Without wind, the clouds will not move; Fish can't swim without water; If there is no sun, the moon will have no light; If it weren't for you ... stupid people wouldn't exist.

1 16. Affectionate is stupid, heartless is the coolest, infatuation is stupid, and rude is knowing the world. It's a bit silly to love only one, but love two at least, three five are just right, and ten eight are handsome.

1 17. A-mei has a pair of waves, just like a hillside. She wants to touch it when she sees it. When she touched it down the slope, she found a bird's nest Put the bird in the nest, and the flooded bird will tremble and foam!

1 18. Although I am fat, I have the right to have sex. Although I am thin, I have rhythm in sex; Don't look at my height, I don't bend over when I make love; Although I am short, I fight and suck.

1 19. You little goblin, you poisoned me with your love poison, but you refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

120. Valentine's Day wish: Be a koala and sleep on a big eucalyptus tree. I am a koala and you are a eucalyptus. Amen! ! Stick to you all my life, love you and need you! ! !

12 1. Tuesday, hand in hand. Wednesday, "First Kiss". Thursday, in love. Friday, beautiful lies. Saturday, romantic "kiss goodbye". Sunday, rotation.

122. Hope: the leader follows you, the car lets you, the money sticks to you, the court favors you, the official luck follows you, the school depends on you, the real estate depends on you, and the lover loves you!

123. You are a phoenix in the sky, and I am a hungry wolf in the ground; You are a crow in the sky, and I am an underground toad; You fly in the sky and I drool in the ground. ......

124. You are the most beautiful in my eyes, and every smile makes me intoxicated. Your bad, your good, your pout when you lose your temper. You are the most beautiful in my heart, and only those who love each other know you best.

125. There are many fish in the sea, so don't look for them at work. The quantity is small and the quality is not good!

126. The woman changed her mobile phone because a colleague in the company changed her mobile phone. Men change their mobile phones because they think there is no hope of changing wives in this life.

127. Mud is a short mouth! Mud is the dream of the Bird's Nest! I looked at the mud in dismay! I want to say to mud, I lack mud! Please read aloud in ascending and descending tones.

128. The person I love is famous for grass, and the person who loves me is ugly, either degenerating in debauchery or perverting in silence.

129. Honey, I love you, just like an old farmer who grows rice, waiting for you carefully. When you slowly turn into rice, love you and want you to eat you, I will start planting rice. Husband, husband, I love you, I won't hit you, I won't scold you, I will carve you to death with the knife I love.

130. You are a tree, I am a vine, and I am by your side; You are the lamp, I am the oil, and I consume you; You are a cake, I am a pot, and I brand you; You are tea, I am water, and I soak you.

13 1. Many nights, you snuggled up to me gently, touched my delicate place with your delicate little hand, and sucked my precious body fluids before letting go. Alas! This damn mosquito!

132. Love you for ten thousand years, exaggerated! Love you for five thousand years, hopeless! Love you for a thousand years, ridiculous! Love you for a hundred years, too long! Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, it is my strength! !

133. I am infatuated with waiting for your heart. I'm not gonna die. Don't make me sad. You are my sweetheart, which means I sincerely hope to win your heart. I wish you a contented death without regret!

134. You are really loved by everyone. When you see the car, you will see the coffin.

135. I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet; I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe; I can only send messages to chase you, I hope we will never blow it.

136. There is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on!

137. People feel at home in class. It is better to fall in love than to study. The teacher asked him why? For future generations.

138. Don't pursue me, I want to tell you: "The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach. After the waves move on, they will die on the beach. " Give it up!

139. I am very excited to see your name; Hear your voice; Please go out three times and five times; Afraid of acting rashly; Hey! ... I didn't move when I saw you.

140. Dear, I want to say to you: I sincerely wish our great motherland prosperity, cross-strait reunification and early realization of the four modernizations! ! !

14 1. Mei Mei I love you like a mouse loves rice, you are my bread when I am hungry, you are my fruit knife when I commit suicide, you are my heart, you are my liver, and you are three quarters of my life!

142. On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish, which you can stew, boil and steam, and then lie in your tender stomach.

143. One mountain and one plum, who do you love? I want to get along with you, and no one can stop me. I turn yellow as soon as I go to bed. I'm crazy. I will do it when it is yellow. I'm so cool.

144. under the guidance of a series of correct principles and policies of the party, under the cordial care of the party and under the personal questioning of the leaders, our feelings have been developing vigorously along the healthy road for a year!

145. Every day is Valentine's Day with you! With me, every day is Labor Day! The two of us will party every day together.

146. Do you want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh, honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby!