Funny Mid-Autumn Festival greetings in short form

1. During the Mid-Autumn Festival, as soon as the phone rings, blessings arrive. The mooncakes are delicious, the family is reunited, be in a good mood, and keep smiling. Now follow me to the market, the pig dealer is waiting to buy you. Well, happy holidays.

2. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and the pigs are setting off firecrackers. Only the piglet calmed down and was troubled, but the pigs didn't understand the mystery. Xiaozhu said: Chang'e laughed at her mobile phone, and all the perverts around her saw her. The message came to wish me well. It was Chang'e who laughed, and Bajie who was calm. Remember to watch the bright moon.

3. It’s okay! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! I’m telling you it’s okay, happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

4. Your opponent should be smart, capable and strong; your lover should be as gentle as water and as sweet as honey; your colleague should be someone who works hard and has no temper; your friend should be someone who has a pig-headed, dog-brained and runny nose. Don’t Look, wipe your nose quickly. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

5. Time flies so fast, and the autumn wind has come quietly. Because of your cuteness, I care for you. Cover yourself with quilts at night, leave a pig’s head outside, and gnaw a bone when you sleep. I heard that it can supplement calcium. , don’t scold me too bad, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

6. During the Mid-Autumn Festival on August 15th, the animal forest is also crazy. Lions roar, birds chirp, bears and elephants play around, making the festival fun together. Only the piglets are quiet, opening their mobile phones to read text messages. , Happy Mid-Autumn Festival to you, pig!

7. I miss you day after day. I am lonely and have not changed. When will beautiful dreams appear? My dear, I really want to see you again! But I just can't find which pigsty you are locked in!

8. Although I am a homebody, I have content; my little daughter is so lonely at home alone! I remember that we were once destined to be together. I just blamed you for being a little rude at the time. Today I no longer think you are ugly. Mid-Autumn Festival, Brother Pig, be happy and come and play when you have time!

9. During the Mid-Autumn Festival on August 15th, lions roar, hundreds of birds chirp, bears and elephants jump for joy, and they all come together to make the festival fun; only the little pig is quiet, turning on the phone to read the text message: Pig, you are August Happy fifteenth!

10. Hello dear customers, here is our Mid-Autumn Festival weather forecast for you: On the Mid-Autumn Festival, it is expected that most areas of our store will have huge discounts, and some areas will have shocking and funny surprises. Along the checkout counter There is also a windfall lucky draw in the area. We look forward to your visit and wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!