Valentine's Day greetings funny text messages

☆ Oh! Dear, I tell you, 1000 years ago on Valentine's Day, I didn't go home. You think I'm fooling around, so don't bother me, because there was no text message at that time. So a thousand years later, I have to tell you that I went to buy flowers.

☆ I miss you, but I can't think of your appearance. The night god tore off his black face; Your heart is happy; The text message is full of love between the lines, and the old man comes from afar and draws a pair of red eyes that miss you.

Jane Eyre is elegant, gentle and beautiful, intelligent and kind, and will always stay in my heart. Anyone who knows his whereabouts will contact me as soon as possible and will reward 99 roses!

Valentine's day. The farther away I am, the more I love. The farther away I am, the stronger my love is. I hope that our Valentine's Day will always belong to us, that our Valentine's Day will always be happy, and that we belong to each other.

☆ I have had countless dreams, and you are in every dream; There have been countless feelings, and you are in every feeling; There have been countless memories, and you are in every memory.

☆ On this day, there are no lovers on Valentine's Day! When this special day comes, what I think is-no lover, I want a wife.

☆ How many people laugh on Valentine's Day? What are you doing? Steamed bread is valuable, but the price of steamed buns is still high. If you have ribs, you can throw them both. Happy Valentine's Day!

☆ It's another day when I have to see you. Don't bother me. You are troublesome, I am more troublesome, and two people are more troublesome together. But it seems more troublesome to listen to parents' nagging at home alone in February 14. Alas! Waiting for you.

☆ Lonely Night Because of your insomnia, I lost my dream mood, but I have no dream since then, but I still have you in my dream! Meeting you is pure providence, and I fall in love with you wholeheartedly. The person you loved, you have no regrets, and you will only be satisfied if you get it.

It's easy to quit smoking, but it's too difficult to quit you. When the virus of love comes quietly, when you put the first kiss downloaded from my heart in the recycling bin, I decided to lower my love and format my memories. Do you know my heart is crying?

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