Funny version of junior high school graduation message

Funny version of junior high school graduation message

Deskmate: Haha! My nightmare is finally over, and I don't have to sit with you anymore!

Wang Xiaohua: I know you like me, but I hope you look in the mirror before you like me!

Dog remnant: I have always believed your famous saying that schools are garbage dumps.

Now we are finally picked up from the garbage.

Cui Hua: I finally graduated. I'm not afraid of you pulling my hair anymore!

Wang Mazi: Haha! Brother, we graduated like this. I don't think you will forget me.

From knowing you to now, every time you are the last one, I am the second last one, big brother!

Chinese class representative: I'm finally free now. Every time I read your composition, I feel suicidal.

Move it.

R for physical education class: Look at you! You are the best person in our class!

Every time you skip class and jump out of the window, you are as agile as a monkey.

Math class representative: I suggest you never go into business after graduation! You can't count at all!

Your math score has never exceeded 20 points. You can say that 3+7 equals 2 1.

Geographical representative: Don't say I am your classmate after graduation! I can't lose this man.

And! The area of China is 9.6 million square kilometers, not 9.6 million square meters!

Chemical representative: I tell you again now that sulfuric acid is not used for splashing!

Representative of the political class: I believe you will never be an official in your life. "Theory of Three Represents" is not the representative of China class.

English class representative, math class representative! You idiot!

English class representative: If you see foreigners sometimes, don't talk to them.

Try to stay away, only Martians can understand your English!

Biology class representative: You single-celled animal, I just said that sperm looks like tadpoles.

You don't have to point to tadpoles all over the pond and tell me, look, they are all sperm!

Art class representative: You are the most abstract painter I have ever seen. I asked you to draw an egg, but you did.

Triangle!

Music class representative: Stop singing after graduation! I'm not afraid of you inviting wolves,

I'm afraid you'll sing wolf extinction. I didn't mean to scare you. The song you sing can scare the wolf to death!

Teacher: I am really worried about you leaving high school after graduation, not about you.

What worries me is, who will be the next unlucky teacher?

The monitor's last words: Let's not say goodbye, let's say goodbye forever!

Funny graduation message from grade three

Funny graduation message one

1. The higher a person's goal, the faster his talents develop and the greater his contribution to society.

2. We are knives that have been wiped occasionally in Jianghu. I hope that only time will flow away, and there will be a wife in the future! Eat fat every day and be the groom every night. Marry a rich man! I wish all the best and come to my house to herd sheep when you are free.

3. May we become a humble little stone thousands of miles away, paving the Golden Avenue.

4. The buds bred in the rain and dew absorb the brilliance of the sun and dedicate colorful flowers to the motherland-this is our common wish!

5. Determination, diligence, pursuit and innovation are all wonderful notes. Combine them harmoniously and you can compose a song of youth.

6. To tell the truth, you are a good man, good-looking and in good shape. Whether we meet again or not, I will always bless you! Dear, a word for you: die early and be reborn early!

7. Learn more when you encounter difficulties: heavy snow presses the rock pine, and the rock pine is straight. You know, pines and nobles, wait until the snow melts. If you don't remember this, don't blame my brother for not thinking about the past. Focus interview I'll give you an injection!

8, today's laughter, tonight's breeze and bright moon, beautiful but not eternal, have not had time to share the last glass of wine, but have to go their separate ways, take care, teacher!

9. Brothers and sisters, have a good trip! As a junior, I am also at a special stage. I also want to say to my junior brothers and sisters: hurry up and don't look back at my so-called college life when I graduate. I want to cry, not because I am leaving, but because I have learned nothing. I don't know how to write my resume. If I am used to it, I will leave it blank. Perhaps the biggest gain is patience and adaptation to nothingness! Make good use of the library, study self-study, basic knowledge, practice integration, interest cultivation, initiative, control time and deal with people. This is how I feel now.

10, people are about to graduate, and the handwriting is good.

Music class representative: Stop singing after graduation! I'm not afraid that you will attract wolves. I'm afraid you'll sing wolf extinction. I didn't mean to scare you. The song you sing can scare the wolf to death!

12, English class representative: If you have the opportunity to meet foreigners, don't talk to them. Try to stay away. Only Martians can understand your English!

13, ladies and gentlemen, the good life is getting less and less every day. Let's cherish the rest of our college days, whether we are graduating students or schoolmates, and we will be happy in the future, so now we have the opportunity to get in touch with more feelings and don't miss our original life too much. It's better to cherish than to miss it!

14, we are lucky to meet this good time; We have the aura of seizing opportunities, and the future lies with us.

15, I came gently and left in a hurry. What did I bring? What did I take? I don't know, I just heard some birds chirping in the distance. I spent four years in a matchbox!

16, a sentence given to me by a female classmate, I don't know whether it is a compliment or a disgrace: you are just a bright smiling face with no scruples!

17, the grass is all over the campus: the freshman is too young to cherish the grass in spring; Sophomore is just right, all love is looking for grass; My junior year is too old for the sunset to shine on the grass; In my senior year, I sighed. There are plenty of fish in the sea. You shout after graduation, but I'm not a grass anymore.

18, I'm tired of watching you for so many years, and my eyes hurt. I think there will be fewer opportunities for eye pain in the future, so I'll just stroll in front and savor the taste of eye pain.

19, fantasy! Fantasy combined with wisdom is the mother of art and the source of miracles.

20, employment is difficult, everyone knows, but I want to do something for you at the end of the message, and there is nothing to do. The only thing is to send a short message, a customs clearance. Have a nice trip, have a nice trip!

2 1. There are gravels and clods on the road. Let's clean them up. There are weeds and thorns on the road, let's get rid of them; There are potholes on the road, let's fill them in-the road of life should be explored with both hands!

22. Peking University is calling you, Tsinghua is greeting you, Wu Da is welcoming you, Huake is waiting for you, we are supporting you, we are praying for you, and we are blessing you: I wish you every success in high school!

23, deskmate: Haha! My nightmare is finally over, and I don't have to sit with you anymore!

Let me know if you want to leave! If you don't tell me, how do I know you want to leave? Did you say I would not let you go? I can't let you go. I will tell you: Have a nice trip!

25. Four years of university are coming to an end. Looking back on the days we walked together, I want to say that I miss the past, cherish the present and look forward to the future. I wish you all the best in the future!

26. In the quiet sky, each star has its own trajectory. Let us find the best position in our life, and the world in our mind may become harmonious and peaceful.

27. You are so handsome and cool that you can hardly be compared. If you get lost, your intestines will turn green, your life will lose courage, your study will not continue, your feelings will lack sweetness, and the earth will lose gravity. In short, there is only one sentence left, and you can't live without it!

28. Look, the mountain of hope is so beautiful and green. Let's spread the wings of life, shake off the wings of youth and fly to the mountains!

29. Look, the snow on the far cliff hasn't melted yet, and the winter jasmine in the field has already bloomed. -May we always be beautiful winter jasmine, the first to bring people the news of spring.

30. Monitor: Brother, be careful all the way and pay attention to safety. This is my last command to you, even though you have never heard my command in my four years.

3 1, if you are a meteor, I will wait for you; If you are a satellite, I will install it for you; Unfortunately, you are a gorilla, so I have to go to the zoo to see you.

I won't see you off when you leave, but I will pick you up when you come back, no matter how stormy it is.

33. How high is this step? We don't know, but we crossed it calmly and resolutely, leaving the old steps behind.

34. man next door finally vowed to lose weight. At the graduation job fair, someone said to him: Sorry, buddy, you are blocking my cell phone signal.

35. Boys like you are really rare, but it is too difficult for boys to imagine you. It's up to you

36. I used a sack of money to go to college in exchange for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.

37. The road of life is like a circular runway. The end point and the starting point are together: the old end point is the new starting point. The end point is yesterday's record; The starting point indicates a better tomorrow.

38. Flowers will never laugh at delicate buds, because buds can bloom and have all the love.

Funny graduation message 2

1. Here, I want to say sorry to all those who hate me and plot against me. If the other party is sincere, I am willing to cooperate with you!

Here, I want to say thank you to all the people who liked me and secretly loved me. If the other party is patient, I am willing to continue to cooperate with you.

2. In these six years, those who liked me and those who hated me will be immortal.

In the past six years, those who assassinated me and secretly loved me will be immortal.

In the past six years, the people I hit, the people I hit, are immortal.

In the past six years, students in primary and junior high schools have been immortals.

3, money fell from the sky, all the beautiful men in the world died, and the beautiful women were brain-dead, crying and letting you soak.

4. Five prohibitions: Don't miss me; It is forbidden to pretend not to know me; Don't get rich and forget me; Yan Fu is forbidden to share with me; No food, no phone calls.

Please let me know if you want to leave.

If you don't tell me, how do I know you want to leave?

Did you say I would not let you go?

I can't stop you from leaving.

Let me tell you something:

Have a nice trip!

If I didn't know you, I might not be so unlucky!

Wish: bliss at an early date.

Address: Global Village Universe City

Blood type: ask mosquitoes

7. If you are a meteor, I will wait for you;

If you are a satellite, I will install it for you;

Unfortunately, you are a gorilla, so I have to go to the zoo to see you.

8. Boys like you are really rare.

But it's too hard for boys to be like you.

It is up to you. (for boys)

9. Do everything calmly.

Do everything calmly,

Think of God in everything you do,

Don't tell anyone that you are crazy wherever you go!

10, you are so handsome, so cool and incomparable.

If I lose you and my intestines turn green,

Life has lost courage and learning can't continue.

Feelings lack sweetness, the earth has no gravity,

In short, there is only one sentence left, I can't live without you!

1 1. Monitor: Be careful all the way, brother, and pay attention to safety. This is my last command to you, even though you have never heard my command in my four years.

Deskmate: Haha! My nightmare is finally over, and I don't have to sit with you anymore!

Music class representative: Stop singing after graduation! I'm not afraid that you will attract wolves. I'm afraid you'll sing wolf extinction. I didn't mean to scare you. The song you sing can scare the wolf to death!

The monitor's last words: Let's not say goodbye, let's say goodbye forever!

English class representative: Don't talk to foreigners if you have the chance to meet them. Try to stay away. Only Martians can understand your English!

Interesting third grade graduation message

Funny graduation message for senior three (1)

If a needle can represent your friendship with me, I will give you cactus, hehe, small sample, I don't believe you can't die.

Teacher: I am really worried about you leaving high school after graduation, not about you. What worries me is, who will be the next unlucky teacher?

The monitor's last words: Let's not say goodbye, let's say goodbye forever!

Wang Xiaohua: I know you like me, but I hope you look in the mirror before you like me!

Dog remnant: I have always believed your famous saying that the school is a garbage dump, and now we have finally been picked up from the garbage dump.

Cui Hua: I finally graduated. I'm not afraid of you pulling my hair anymore!

Wang Mazi: Haha! Brother, we graduated like this. I don't think you will forget me. Ever since I met you, you are the last one and I am the second one, brother!

Chinese class representative: I'm finally free now. Every time I read your composition, I have an impulse to commit suicide!

R for physical education class: Look at you! You are the best person in our class!

Every time you skip class and jump out of the window, you are as agile as a monkey.

Math class representative: I suggest you never go into business after graduation! You can't count at all!

Your math score has never exceeded 20 points. You can say that 3+7 equals 2 1.

Geographical representative: Don't say I am your classmate after graduation! I can't lose this man. And! The area of China is 9.6 million square kilometers, not 9.6 million square meters!

Funny graduation message from grade three (2)

Chemical representative: I tell you again now that sulfuric acid is not used for splashing!

Representative of the political class: I believe you will never be an official in your life. "Theory of Three Represents" is not the representative of China class.

English class representative, math class representative! You idiot!

English class representative: Don't talk to foreigners if you have the chance to meet them. Try to stay away. Only Martians can understand your English!

Biology class representative: You single-celled animal, I just said that sperm looks like tadpoles.

You don't have to point to tadpoles all over the pond and tell me, look, they are all sperm!

Art class representative: You are the most abstract painter I have ever seen. I asked you to draw an egg, but you drew a triangle!

Music class representative: Stop singing after graduation! I'm not afraid that you will attract wolves. I'm afraid you'll sing wolf extinction. I didn't mean to scare you. The song you sing can scare the wolf to death!

In the past three years, we have taken classes together, went to the library together, prepared cheating notes together, skipped classes and danced together, played tricks on boys together, went shopping and watched movies together, bought cheap clothes together, put them on, and paraded through the streets of the school together. ...

Honey, is there anyone more congenial than us?

We are knives that have been wiped occasionally in Jianghu.

Funny graduation message from grade three (3)

I hope, just as time goes by, I will have a wife! !

Eat fat every day and be the groom every night.

Marry a rich man!

A sentence given to me by a female classmate, I don't know whether it is a compliment or a disgrace: you are just a bright smiling face without scruples!

Don't laugh if you love it. How many people have fought since ancient times?

Major is good, there is no way.

A boy left me a message: girls like you are really rare, but it's too difficult for girls like you. It is up to you.

Think of me when you see handsome guys in the future.

The relationship with you can be described by the curve of higher order equation.

My life ideal: one acre of land, two cows, wife and children hot kang!

I hope I can be your child in a few years, michel platini!

A gift from an old Jiangxi watch: spread branches and leaves for the benefit of future generations!

A buddy from Shanxi sent a gift: A talented person needs a beautiful partner!

Funny graduation message from grade three (4)

Never bully the weak, or the pain of being bullied will stimulate the desire for revenge.

From beginning to end, you went from ordinary to great.

8 words: Don't lose heart, you can still be saved.

After knowing each other for four years, you walk away gently, leaving behind a piece of shit instead of a lottery ticket. It stinks! It stinks!

A buddy left a message to a pair of lovestruck classmates: Now classmates, sleep together in the future!

A female classmate sighed with emotion: I want to be the boss in the future, or I can't be the boss, I will be the proprietress, or her mother will do! I'm dizzy!

I hope you can give me a sweet smile when I see you again in the future! ..... But don't cry! ...

The quotations from the third grade graduation message are very funny.

The quotations from the third grade graduation message are funny 1.

Birds are twittering in the branches, much like our whispering in those days, and there are a series of giggles.

Do you remember the path paved with colored pebbles on campus? Flowers are blooming on both sides of the strait, and green willows are fluttering. How many mornings, how many evenings, we walked along this road, it left in my memory with friendship, but also branded in your impression.

Footprints of youth are left on the campus path, and laughter is left in the fragrance of flower beds. Every corner of the school treasures our friendship and is full of our fantasies.

The party is neither the beginning nor the end. The countless beautiful moments that my classmates spent together will be engraved in my memory forever.

The life of old classmates is a bunch of candied haws, and the charming ups and downs will never be forgotten.

Liu Yin shook his hand and bid farewell to all kinds of melancholy-the students are young and looking forward to thousands of thoughts, hoping that friendship will become a force for progress!

Some people say: You and I can be our own lucky architects. May we build a lucky building with our own hands on the road of life.

Life is obtained from the flow of streams; Innocence, flashing in the torrent; The value of existence is presented in the running of the river.

Let's stretch our legs and sweat and thunder all the way! Outside the school gate, there are many flowers and bright prospects! After graduation, I want to keep those warm days, and I am eager to get into the torrent of life as soon as possible.

In a quiet sky, every star has its own trajectory. Let us find the best position in our life, and the world in our mind may become harmonious and peaceful. Quotations from 20xx Grade Three Graduation Message

With memory, with fantasy, to life, to all directions of the motherland.

What you left me was a good memory. You miss the innocence and friendship when you were young. When I picked up the best wine in my memory and wanted to buy you a drink, I got drunk first.

Drink up this graduation bar! That is the dew of life! It will inject victory into the future, and it will stay on our lips, leaving endless aftertaste.

The sky attracts you to spread your wings and fly, the ocean calls you to sail, the mountains inspire you to climb the peak bravely, and the plains wait for you to listen to the reins. May you have a bright future!

Shake hands tightly. The hand is intentional, the hand is affectionate, there are thousands of words in the palm, and there are also unspeakable secrets.

Walking on the white seashore, I am often attracted by people who pick up shells on the beach: focused and serious, long and confident, as if the whole sea belongs to him, and all the best products can be selected by him. Friend, I can't help but think of your concentration, seriousness and self-confidence in your study.

Students, let those sweet whispers in the past dusk be buried in your heart and turned into beautiful memories!

After graduation, I want to keep those warm days, but I am eager to integrate into the torrent of life as soon as possible. The life of old classmates is a string of sweet Sugar-Coated Berry; That charming sweetness and sourness will last forever.

Remember the photo shoot that day? My instant consciousness lit up with the flash: your beautiful image was left on the negative, and it was deeply branded in my heart.

How many memories have we had in the maple forest where red leaves are flying? The fluttering maple leaves have brought us into a wonderful realm.

Please write another song of youth to accompany you and me to continue to forge ahead in tomorrow's journey! The wheel of time is about to leave the campus of youth, and before we even have time to think, we are heading for the front of life. What are you in such a hurry to say? -Let our hearts strengthen the bridges built in childhood.

Meet in a strange place, get to know each other and then part. Tomorrow, we will look for our new position on the map of life. Let's ask each other questions and express our feelings with our twinkling stars.

There are colorful soil on the earth, colorful shells on the beach, staff in music and colorful roads in life.

The quotations from the graduation message of grade three are funny II.

Days are constantly swallowed up by time, and in the whirlpool of time, there are always forgotten memories. On the first floor of the primary school, there came our loud and powerful reading sound. Under the painstaking efforts of teachers, we grew up from immature children, but in the eyes of teachers, we are still children.

Year after year, time flows in the compass of fate, and the new environment is constantly welcoming us. At the moment I held the book, time seemed to pass, and my mind was full of scattered souvenirs, laughing and crying. It is always accompanied by this thick sour taste.

Primary school life gradually flows through your fingers. It is like an invisible book, which vividly describes our primary school life. Until the sixth grade, the text books inside were very thin and thick, but they could not avoid the destruction of time. We are always particularly vulnerable in it, and it seems that we will be torn to pieces when we touch it, waiting for us to leave. The innocence of childhood is cut by time bit by bit, and the fragments only disappear.

The weather-beaten campus has seen through everything we have, the footprints, scars and bumps we have passed.

I counted one, two and three books one by one. Those precious articles and knowledge treasures are like Millennium amber hidden underground. The bookcase is not only filled with books, but also with the painstaking teaching of teachers. Campus is our home, a new beginning, a new starting point starts here and ends here.

The third grade graduation message quotations are funny 3

1, my life is integrated into you, and your life also includes me; When we meet again, you and I are still a whole.

I remember the curiosity and joy when we first walked into the school gate of WISCO experimental school in the early autumn three years ago. On the first day, we worked together, worked together, and worked together for the future with the greenness of the newcomers. In the second day of junior high school, when we were sweating and studying hard, we did not forget to stand in front of the green windowsill, looking at the blue sky and thinking about the future. We will not give up because of a problem and become the most beautiful scenery on this campus. When we were in the third grade, we suddenly realized that our impression of junior high school was not only a mountain of endless exercises, but also gratitude and love for junior high school, a sacred temple that gave us knowledge and taught us to be human.

3. Don't be disappointed in Liu Yin. Students have been in love for many years, expecting thousands of thoughts, and hope that friendship will become a force for progress!

Let me put the silent language into the wind in the south of the Yangtze River and say goodbye to you.

Have a young and happy heart, give others a bright smile, give yourself a sincere self, draw a perfect ending for junior high school and a beautiful beginning for senior high school. Let's sail and go through all the hardships!

6. At this moment, my mood is extremely excited, with both the joy of graduation and endless memories and nostalgia. Three years is not necessarily a cold window to study hard, but we have a full and beautiful life. We shed tears, but with laughter. We walked on thorns, but we smelled the flowers in Wan Li.