Smart SMS jokes

1. Love likes to lean behind you and trust you, no matter what the road ahead is.

2. It is said that medicine is poisonous in three parts, and you are my medicine and my poison.

Tell you a long story, so I'll make a long story short. I miss you.

I'm glad to see the world and meet you.

Sprinkle your thoughts into the sunshine, no matter where you are, you like to stay and have long-term feelings.

6. Looking up, I found it was moonlight, so I bowed my head and kissed me.

7. Cute is not a long-term solution, but I am a long-term solution.

Tigers are not arrogant, so you can be my girlfriend.

9. Can you help me with some washing? Like me.

10. Do you want me to apologize or confess?

1 1. What are you? You belong to me.

12. You were in my heart when you were thin, but stuck in your heart when you were fat.

13. What do you belong to? you belong to me

14. What season do you like? I like the season with you.

15. You have bitterness in your heart, and no one can complain. I'm willing to listen. I'm distressed that others don't know it.

16. You are so cute that I won't pay you back when the wind blows into my arms.

17. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

18. You are the cutest. I didn't think about it when I said it, but I thought about it and said it.

19. Thousands of sleepless nights, you have always touched me, just because I believe that someone will love me all my life.

20. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend both fall into the water, can I be your girlfriend?

I still let you live in my heart!

1, the most romantic thing: holding your gentle hand and snuggling through the wind and frost; Lean on my generous shoulders and count the vicissitudes of love; Hide in my solid chest, no longer feel helpless for love; Love me, don't let you get hurt!

Do you think it's a pity to send a boat? This is the waiting I prayed for 500 years in my last life. When it's windy and rainy, he won't leave at will, but when it's calm, he will only take his time.

3, the moon, the blooming light, stays in the tone of time, misses, sings enthusiastically, is quiet in the noisy city, and you and I, the happiness of listening, are destined to meet in this world.

4. Fate is the beginning of love, and love is the process of love. Let's find the result of love together in the ocean of fate and love!

5, I practice in a low voice, the miracle of sheep counting stars, I secretly drink, the small temper of milk and salt, I quietly hum, the moon to the stars, at night, still let me miss you, me, or let you live in my heart.

6. I feel more and more that you are the spirit in my life, flipping and jumping in my empty time and space. Some people say that the most beautiful things in the world are spring and love; In my eyes, the place with you is the most beautiful.

7. Covering your ears and listening to your waiting, you are still cute after so many years, and the world disturbance has nothing to do with us. Knowing that the faith in your heart is still our love, dear, thank you for your persistent and calm love for me for so many years.

8. If you believe in fate, you should admit that you have a share. When there is time, there must be distance. So, marry me! Our love is a kind of fate without time and space boundaries! The greatest hope in this life is to have you with me all my life.

9. I miss your appearance, love your heart beating, have you along the way, the scenery is so wonderful, the sun is coquetry on your face, the moonlight is smiling on your eyebrows, and the stars are shining with the beauty we wish. Dear, there is no end to loving you.

10, I cried not because I was sad, but because I was so happy. I can't live like a normal person. If you leave me, I don't know if my life will change.

You live in my heart, please don't let me get hurt easily.

Mediocre people always have a feeling of gloating, because successful people always give them strong stimulation. They always hope that successful people can fail and become as mediocre as them. Life is like a play. Even if you are a hot protagonist today, you may be a walk-on tomorrow. It can be said: "There will be times when you are on the rise, but you don't know when you accidentally touch the ground."

The same eyes have different views; The same ear has different listening methods; The same idea, different ideas; A person's dusk is still beautiful, but it is very short; A person's sunshine is still bright, but not warm; A person's work, still busy, but very lonely; A person's life is still regular, but there are no surprises; A person's road still has a direction, but it is very long.

When you encounter failure and suffering, you should not complain and complain, but endure the test, persist in your efforts, accumulate a little success, but finally turn adversity into prosperity. When you are successful and lucky, you should not be proud and impetuous, and continue to work hard with sincere gratitude to make your success last for a long time. Whether suffering or success is a test for us.

We should not envy the happiness of others. What you think you don't have may be on the way; You think she may be on her way. Some people are good to you because you are good to him; Some people are kind to you because they know your kindness. Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the tears in the eyes, but we can still smile; There will always be a tear that makes us grow up instantly.

There are no perfect people in this world, but everyone pursues perfect things, so they come together and make up for their shortcomings with the advantages of others. This team is called a team.

After breaking up, who can I be? The reason why I choose to be a stranger is that since we broke up, we should not be ambiguous, which will only make me sad and uncomfortable. It neither advances nor retreats. Now that I've broken up, I'll give it up completely.

Many people swear to wait, and that person, many people, will soon wait for someone. But that man doesn't know where it is yet! Maybe not. I just don't want to wait any longer. Few years, how many people can believe, wait and be firm, and the person who may not have a result will appear.

Every time I quarrel, I will compromise first, not because I am wrong, but because I care too much about the past holding hands with you and the future we will go through; Every time I forgive, I comfort myself, because I am not good enough, I can only give you grievances and hurt myself; Every time I forgive, it doesn't mean I will forget. I just collect my scars and forget them … you live in my heart, please don't let me get hurt easily.

Nima, is this the long-lost lamp god? What is the school doorman playing? Even if it's time to turn off the lights, even if you are a lol player, don't be so creative. Oh, my God.

Maybe love is just because of loneliness, and you need to find someone to love. Even if there is no ending, your persistent fantasy always hurts you again and again, and gradually becomes selfish. Many people don't need to see each other again, because they are just passing by. Forgetting is the best memory we can give each other. How much time can a person give to another person in his life? Love may only be for a moment, but this love also makes people remember for a lifetime.

Forget everything around you, throw away all kinds of pain and troubles, and don't want this moment to be romantic. Without words, the touch of the heart will always make each other more tacit. The envy of birds, lingering running water, the envy of grass, the call of the sky and the reluctance of white clouds have brought boys and girls into a perfect moment.

With people in the sun, my heart will not be dark; When you are with happy people, you often smile at your mouth; With generous people, you won't be stingy; With wise people, you won't be confused when things happen; With smart people, you will become alert when you do things; People who know how to be grateful are kind to others; People who know how to cherish happiness, be kind to themselves; People who appreciate are friendly to everything around them.

Because I was deeply hurt by love, I still clearly remember that day, when I was blowing, I tried to raise my head at the moment you left. I am not afraid that you will see me cry, but I am afraid that I will see myself cry. Now, everything has left me. I only hope that in the distant time, years will fade away my concern for you.

When you cherish your past, are satisfied with your present and are optimistic about your future, you stand at the highest point of your life; When you know that success won't make you, failure won't crush you, and dullness won't drown you, you will stand at the peak of your life.

The changeable social ecology has created our multi-faceted mentality: others succeed and we are jealous; Others are proud, but we are unbalanced; Others fall into wells and we fall into stones; When others are depressed, we get excited. We always want to have a sense of superiority and accomplishment, only want our own warmth, and ignore the indifference of others. Life is a play. If you boo off the stage, you are doomed to stay away from the stage. Give your applause and love, and one day you will be on the stage.

I thought memories would run aground, turn into bubbles and disappear at the edge of the sea. However, the seeds of memory are haunted and buried from time to time, and they can never go back. We should be brave in the future.

Don't choose if you don't like it, but stick to it if you like it. Being together is a kind of fate. Don't make people who like you cry and feel sad easily. Cherish every minute together. Good memories should be reserved for happiness and laughter. No matter what happens, don't say you don't like me easily, and don't give up my relationship easily, because the next person may not be better than me.

One person, one heart, waiting for a lifetime. A person, a city, distressed for a lifetime. One person, one road, lonely life. Traveling alone, taking a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Until one day, you met someone and you fell in love. Finally understand, all the search, there is a process. Once upon a time, it was on a cliff, but now it is close at hand.

In the snowy evening, will the sunset fade? Will the snow at night be as hot as fireworks? After many years, who stayed with whom in the vicissitudes of life and believed in this game in life?

Obviously, I let go, but I always lose to reality when I am intoxicated with a smile, just because I think of pain; It is clearly a wrong decision, but it is still struggling, just because it will never admit defeat; Knowing that it was a fruitless love, I still refused to give up, just because there was still love in my heart. After all, you should understand that you can't wander in the same place, you can't stubbornly guard it and don't come back, and you can't struggle to see your unhappiness.

In ancient times, love was a fate written on the red leaves, a wish in the belly of a fish, which drifted with the tide and was absently relayed to find a permanent lover; In today's era, love spreads in Qian Shan by radio waves, and it can be conveyed to loved ones in an instant. I want to write my love in a short message, let it fly in the radio waves, and then pass it on to your heart and stay with you forever.

A small tree fell in love with a boulder around him. The boulder also fell in love with the young tree. So they each made a wish, willing to exchange 500 years of practice for the same body and mind as each other. The Buddha was moved by his sincerity and fulfilled their wishes. Immediately, the small tree became a boulder, and the boulder became a small tree. The fate of love is often just a little bit, just a little bit, but far away on the banks of the Ganges River.

Love is both beautiful and sad: living in my heart, have you paid the rent?

1. Where can I find my bright smile?

Second, some words can only be said to yourself, and some things can only be truly put down if they are understood.

Thirdly, I told myself that if I can't think about it, I don't want it. If I can't get it, I don't want it.

Fourth, he is also a dream that I never want to wake up.

I'm still here without waiting for you. Just wait for yourself to give up.

I don't know if you love me now. I only know that I once loved you deeply.

Seven, when breaking up, all the reasons will eventually become excuses.

Eight, don't say that you are not worthy; Don't say forever, you can't afford to play; Don't say promise, you can't do it; Don't talk about love, you can't afford to lose.

Nine, when dependence becomes a habit, I am reluctant to leave.

Ten, I just want you to believe me, that's enough.

11. Those words that I thought I loved you, in your eyes, are just my dead pestering.

Twelve, nothing can't pass, just can't go back.

If the world ignores you, you can treat it in the same way.

If you are tired, please turn around. I've been here.

I used to be cute, at least I'm sure it will last forever.

When did you start crying when you heard an old song?

Seventeen, my world is good for me, it is busy enough.

Eighteen, live in my heart, have you paid the rent?

Nineteen, the illusion of tears, love has become yesterday.

Without you, even if I were given the whole world, I would still have nothing.

If you quit, you will have happiness. If you forget, you can become everything.

Walking in the street and hearing those songs you sang, my heart ached with those beats.

Since we can't be together, let that emotion stay in our hearts and memories.

When you told me that you didn't know her, did you ever think about how much you knew about me?

Twenty-five, who continued to write the future, and sketched the pale tomorrow with an intermittent pen.

26. No matter how beautiful fireworks are, they are only beautiful for a few seconds.

Thank you for enlightening me when I am helpless and comforting me when I cry.

Twenty-eight, once gentle, let me use up the happiness of this life.

If you are only joking with me, why should I take it seriously?

People who don't know how to love themselves are incapable of loving others.

We walked so far that we forgot why we went on the road in the first place.

In fact, there are many choices in love, and I can also set you free.

Thirty-three, a small action of others reminds me of you for a long time.

Walking aimlessly is the best way for me to enjoy loneliness.

Thirty-five, but neither you nor I can write the ending, leaving regret and beauty here.

Everyone has an ugly scar, but this scar can't be eliminated.

Youth is like a cruel fairy tale, and jokes are usually staged with farce.

As long as you don't die, there's nothing wrong with living like Xiao Qiang.

Smart people don't mean how to hold a good hand, but know when to divide the cards.

Forty, everyone who says they don't want to fall in love has an impossible person in their hearts.

If you really love each other, you really can't be friends after breaking up. Because you will be sad to see each other happy.

Forty-two, because your reply is too slow, for the sake of equality, even if I want to reply for a second, I will deliberately reply later.

Forty-three, sometimes I do everything for one person, but I can't compare with other idle people.

Forty-four, there is only one hug on the stage, and you laugh with tears when the car drives away.

Thank you for moving me, but now all I have left is heartache.

Forty-six, there is a feeling that is more painful than lovelorn. This feeling is called narcissism.

Forty-seven, that season, sadness bloomed endlessly, and the original sunshine disappeared.

Forty-eight, there is no result of love, why should we persist.

Forty-nine, people say that you can't cherish until you lose it. In fact, the loss after cherishing is more painful than anything else.

50. Don't do something that makes me uncomfortable just because I like you. If one day, I don't care, then we are really finished.

Fifty-one, began to learn not to be accompanied, pretending to be lonely is also a kind of beauty.

52. Rest assured of all evil thoughts and listen to your own thoughts.

53. The world is so dark. Who should I give my heart to?

54. You used to be heartless, and now you will be heartbroken.

55. My heart is not a bus. I can't sit down if there is room.

Ocean, thank you for collecting things that I can't tell my lover.

57. Without love, my world is doomed to be broken.

Fifty-eight, this love, I lost ruthlessly enough, and she won seriously enough.

Maybe we are all too young to stand the test.

60.you hate yourself. What's the use of others liking you?

I don't want you to say I love you in a few words.

Sixty-two, you say you don't love me, it doesn't matter, I love you!

Sixty-three, you gave me all hope. But it blocks my sunshine.

Sixty-four, you are indifferent to my injury, and I am still waiting silently.

I have a good friend. His name is nobody, no one likes me best, and no one loves me best.

I want to hear anything you say. It will warm my heart and forget my fatigue.

Sunflower, a flower that smiles at the sun.

Sixty-eight, the most precious thing in life is actually not something outside, but another person.

Sixty-nine, I am the one who said that I broke up, and I am also obsessed.

Seventy, when a person has the idea of leaving, it is doomed not to return to the original position.

Seventy-one, am I stronger, and do I deserve to be hurt?

Seventy-two, you use lies to prove lies, and they must be lies.

Seventy-three, my heart seems to have never hurt, but my tears keep falling.

I think only God knows how much I love you.

Seventy-five, memories are like personal ghosts, saying that I don't hate you is my duplicity.

Seventy-six, find a person who deserves to be dead set and love.