Funny little story.

Zhu Xiao is handsome, but he is thirty years old and hasn't married yet. Why is this happening? It's not that Zhu Xiao is too demanding. He not only requires the other party to have a good appearance and figure, but also requires the other party to have a good family. In short, he won't get married unless he is rich and beautiful.

On this day, Zhu Xiao was playing WeChat and found a particularly beautiful girl nearby. Zhu Xiao immediately sent a friend application. After a while, the other party added Zhu Xiao as a friend. Zhu Xiao opens each other's photo albums. She is absolutely beautiful! And the other photo album is either drying bags or drying watches. Must be from a superior family. This is my ideal object! Zhu Xiao's saliva almost flowed down. So, he took the initiative to send a message saying: "Miss is beautiful and beautiful, and her temperament is extraordinary!" The girl said, "All our rich ladies are like this." Although the girl has an arrogant tone, Zhu Xiao is willing to bear the burden of humiliation.

Next, Zhu Xiao launched a passionate pursuit of girls, and went out to eat every once in a while, giving expensive gifts every time. Zhu Xiao is not a rich man either. He is a fat man with a swollen face. Think about it. When he marries this rich woman, won't he earn everything back?

Zhu Xiao's relationship with this girl heats up rapidly, and even he thinks something good is coming. On this day, Zhu Xiao invited a group of friends to dinner, ready to tell you this good thing. Walking out of the restaurant after dinner, Zhu Xiao saw a beautiful woman affectionately holding a balding middle-aged man. That man looks like a local tyrant. Look carefully, isn't that the girl you're dating?

Zhu Xiao was so angry that he turned green. He went straight behind, pushed the bald local tyrant away, pulled the girl, and said angrily, "Are you interested in this old bald man's money? Your family is so rich, why do you want this? "

The girl replied, "Who told you that my family has money?"

Zhu Xiao said, "Didn't you say that you are a young lady of a rich family?"

When the girl heard this, she immediately bent over with laughter. Then she patted Zhu Xiao on the shoulder and said, "Rich family is the name of the bath center."

Interesting little story 2

Ali is a stay-at-home wife and dresses herself like jewelry every day.

Recently, there have been frequent robberies in the streets. It is said that gangsters only look for well-dressed women because they have money.

To be on the safe side, Ali took off all his jewelry and went out without wearing it. She also went to the stall to buy a suit and a pair of cloth shoes. After wearing it, she couldn't see that she was a rich man at all.

This morning, Ali's younger brother, who is doing business in other places, called to borrow 50 thousand yuan from her for turnover.

After receiving the call, Ali quickly put on her "going out outfit", took off her makeup, took a cheap handbag in her hand and went out face down.

Soon after going out, Ali met a neighbor couple. When they saw Ali, they didn't recognize her at first, and it took a long time to react. Then, Ali heard the woman whisper to her husband while walking: "Look at Ali's down and out, it must be that her husband's business has lost money. Life is impermanent! "

Ali listened, secretly laughing. It seems that with this dress, no one will "take care of" themselves!

Ali withdrew money from the bank. On her way home, she passed two young people wearing strange clothes. One of the young people suddenly took a deep breath through his nostrils and then said a word to her companion. Immediately, the two suddenly turned around, grabbed Ali's handbag and ran.

Ali quickly shouted: "Grab the bag!"

Pedestrians on the road saw it and hurried to catch up. With everyone's efforts, the gangster was caught. On the way to the police station, Ali asked the gangster with a puzzled look: "I'm dressed so shabby, why do you still think I have money?"

One of the gangsters snorted and said, "Will a woman who can afford Chanel perfume have no money? I don't believe it! "

When Ali heard this, she was shocked. Facts have proved that what the gangster said is completely correct. I use expensive Chanel perfume every day.

Interesting little story 3

I went to the supermarket to buy instant noodles and was about to pay. I accidentally glanced at the outer packaging bag and found that the shelf life was only three days, so I told the cashier that I didn't want to buy it. After asking the reason, the cashier waved generously: "Don't buy it, the customer comes first." Finally, she added, "You are lucky to find that you have sold so much in one day."

Coming out of the supermarket empty-handed, I wanted to cross the street to get my bike, and suddenly I found a stunning beauty standing by the roadside. Just when I turned my head to look happy, I suddenly "plopped" and didn't understand what was going on. I had fallen into the sewer.

It turned out that someone had stolen the manhole cover on the road.

When he climbed out, the police were already waiting by. He called me "120", looked at my wound again, and said, "I also fell a few days ago and was paralyzed. Why do you seem to have nothing serious? You are so lucky. "

The doctor dragged me into the hospital without saying anything, took photos and asked questions, and then kept me waiting. After a while, several people carried me into the operating room and said it was me. There is something wrong with the internal organs and an operation is needed. When the doctor was about to touch my stomach after finishing the anesthetic scalpel, he suddenly rushed into a angels in white and shouted, "Keep people under the knife."

It turned out that they made a mistake in the film, and it was another person who needed to operate. The surgeon wiped the sweat from his head: "It's a good thing we found it early, otherwise the knife would have gone down ... you are so lucky."

It was already dark when I came out of the hospital. At this time, I remembered that my bike was still parked opposite the supermarket and I was busy taking a taxi to get it. The taxi driver listened and said, "Have you lost it long ago?" When I got there, I saw my bike still parked there alone. The driver was puzzled: "You haven't lost it for so long? You are so lucky. "

Later, I told my friend about the experience of this day, and he gave me a big hug: "You are lucky to come back alive after all this."

Interesting little story 4

At noon, a woman walked downstairs. Maybe it's because my shoulders are uncomfortable and I want to look up and stretch. However, she saw a red bill floating in the sky, which was a hundred yuan RMB.

Women think it's strange. In the morning, she was chatting with a net friend at home. A netizen sent her a picture. In the picture, Takeshi Kaneshiro, with long hair and a sword in his hand, dressed as a Jianghu hero, handed a stack of hundred-dollar bills forward with both hands. There is a word next to it: reward! At that time, the woman smiled and replied to the netizen with a drooling picture. Now the woman looks at the floating RMB and thinks: Will there be good luck because of this?

But the RMB did not float to the woman's side, but floated to the crowd in the street. At this time, someone saw it, and the sky immediately raised a palm. Only one hand and five fingers apart, always ready to grab.

Women know that they can't beat so many people and stand there dumbfounded. When she looked up again, another RMB floated down. This one didn't float in front of the woman, but people in the street saw it and rushed to the RMB.

Who knows, there are RMB floating down from upstairs, one after another, but none of them float to the woman.

The woman wants to see where the RMB comes from, but she can't see clearly. The building was dazzling under the reflection of sunlight, and her 400-degree myopia glasses didn't help.

Suddenly, the woman saw a mass of red rushing to her chest. The woman immediately reacted, it was a pile of RMB! This woman used to be a member of the school basketball team and played first-class, so she quickly caught the stack of RMB. That action can be described as "lightning speed".

The woman quickly put the money in her bag and started to run away. The woman thought, don't fall down again, people should be satisfied, or the police will come in vain!

The woman ran a few steps and heard the voice behind her getting louder and louder. Looking back, the RMB is still floating down! The woman was really satisfied, stopped and ran home. What did a woman want to do when she went out just now? Now she doesn't want to do anything, just want to go home and put the money away.

When I got home, my husband fell asleep on the sofa in the lobby and my mobile phone fell to the ground. The woman went into the bedroom, opened the drawer and put the money in. Only then did she see a note stuck on the pile of RMB, which read: Dear, this is my Valentine's Day gift for you.

Women feel a little puzzled.

The woman went out to the hall and picked up her husband's mobile phone, only to see a short message parked on it. Open it. "Zhong Ge, it's Valentine's Day in China in a couple of days. What gift will you give me? Give me a surprise! "

The woman was so jealous that she dropped her mobile phone on the sofa and pulled her husband up again. When the husband opened his eyes and saw the fierce wife, he suddenly looked flustered. The woman pointed to the mobile phone and said, "What's going on!"

The husband picked up the phone and looked at it. He immediately became calm and said simply, "It must be some demon who made a mistake and sent it to my mobile phone!" "

The woman said, "Is it wrong? People will know that your surname is Zhong! "

"There are many people surnamed Zhong in the world." The husband said lazily.

The woman snorted and suddenly found her son missing. Their son is three years old and a naughty boy. The woman asked, "Where's the son?"

The husband said, "Is the son not at home?"

But they found two rooms and there was no sign of their son. Later, the woman found the balcony and saw her son lying on the edge of the balcony, holding a plastic bag of RMB in his arms and throwing it down one by one!

The woman was shocked and quickly hugged her son to grab money. This woman is very angry. She patted her son's hand and scolded him: "Let you be naughty, let you be naughty!" " ! You threw money, not money! This is the eighth floor. If you fall, you will die! ……"

When a woman scolds, the husband on the side also becomes flustered. He suddenly grabbed the money from the woman and opened the bag to have a look. He immediately sat down on the ground and murmured, "Huh? How can there be a little bit left ... "

Realizing what had happened, the husband rushed out the door and went downstairs. He saw a group of people downstairs hand in hand, making a surrender, chasing the RMB that fell from the sky.

"My money, my Valentine's Day gift is just like this!" The husband is very depressed.

Interesting little story 5

My son was about to get married, but he didn't know how to pay tribute to the Duke of Zhou, so he asked his father what to do. Father said vaguely, "You will be above and she will be below." On the wedding night, the bride saw that the new bed had been changed into a bunk bed and locked the door angrily to prevent the groom from coming in. Her son shouted at the door, "Dad! I can't get in! " The father replied, "Push!" The son then pushed hard and his knee was broken and bleeding. He couldn't help shouting, "ah! Bleeding! " I only heard my father say confidently in the room, "Yes!"

Interesting little story 6

The four wives who play cards are the wife of the newspaper president, the wife of the chairman of the milk company, the wife of the general manager of the power company and the wife of the judge.

Chatting while rubbing cards, chatting and chatting will get to that aspect. ...

At first, the wife of the newspaper president said with emotion, "Alas! In this respect, our old man, like the newsboy who delivered the newspaper to their newspaper office, stuffed the newspaper into the mailbox and left. "

The wife of the chairman of the milk company touched a card and said, "This is not unusual at all. Our son is like a milkman in the morning, just sitting at the door and not going in at all. "

When it was the general manager's wife's turn to publish, she shook her head and said helplessly, "Alas! In fact, you are all very good! My husband only comes once a month, just like their company checks the electricity meter. "

Finally, everyone wants to hear the opinion of the Chief Justice's wife. She said in a very chic tone: "We manage the court every day, but unfortunately we never sue!"