The funniest SMS greeting on Singles Day.

Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love. Can she find a wife? It's love to travel around China, not to mention being single! Singles' Day is always lonely. I hope the news will spread. I wish you a smile when you turn it on. Singles Day is sweeter than honey.

11.11,four for you? Want it? I wish you independence, live a good life without troubles, be free and happy, and try to find a wife. I wish you a good mood on Singles Day!

11.11,I want to give you a blessing. I wish you good health, find a good confidant, grasp good luck, run a good career and realize a good dream. Happy Singles Day!

11.11,a breeze is cold, a fallen leaf is autumn; On the annual Singles' Day, one person arrives, raising a glass, I ask the bright moon; See it as right at a glance, bit by bit from the bottom of my heart; A wish suddenly strikes, and a person is not celebrating this festival!

I heard that you have been doing well recently! How comfortable it is to have children around your knees and a wife to take care of you! Do you remember that I am an old friend who is still single? Singles Day is coming again. Don't forget to send me a message to bless me!

A person's consumption, no drag, independence, simple decision. Don't sweep the house, don't fold the quilt, don't listen to verbosity, don't kneel down. Don't look at your face, don't be timid, spend money smartly, and make your own decisions. Long live Singles Day!

A bachelor is a wand. If you grind it into a spacious platform, beautiful people will appear. If you raise a high flag, believers will line up. Your jar will be praised by lovers. Singles Day wishes you an early marriage.

Just after the big singles day, the little singles day took the initiative to welcome it. I hope everyone? Bare? Can you find the right one? Lili? , dig? Corner? It's not necessary. Wish you an early date? Naked? Happy Singles Day!

Single life is very chic, I can go wherever I want, the door is locked and there is no concern; Single life is very sad, hungry and cold, nobody cares, and it's really difficult to get a cold stove in an ice pot. It's really difficult to find a bosom friend quickly and smartly. 11.11Singles' Day, do it now, don't delay, take it off quickly? Light? !

Say goodbye to Maya's prophecy, say goodbye to Happy New Year's Day, and the Little Singles' Day is coming. Whether you are a handsome bachelor or a lonely bachelor, you should put marriage on the agenda. I wish you find the right person as soon as possible, two of a kind, make a lifelong commitment and enjoy the two-person world as soon as possible!

In a blink of an eye, it is another spring, and the wedding event is gone. Parents are so anxious that relatives and friends can't bridge it. I wish you development and emotional success after Singles Day!

Flowers are rich and auspicious, and the full moon is sad. People are usually happy on holidays, but today they are in tears. I've been single for too long, and I hope to be a couple again. Unfortunately, when the fate is not up, I can only stand quietly. I hope there will be a turn for the better after Singles Day, and I can take it off as soon as possible? Light? !

Wife, always fucking cheating; The plane, the old TMD crashed; Life, damn it; It's fucking beautiful to be a handsome bachelor! Happy Singles Day!

The message is coming again: come to me silently and marry me, so that neither of us will be happy.

Single girls always feel bad when they are said to be bachelors, but what else can they be called without being called bachelors? Should Singles Day be celebrated? It is said that marriage is a besieged city, people who go in want to come out, and people outside are eager to go in. My friend is very worried about whether he can enter the besieged city or not, and he is embarrassed to say it. That day, he asked me carefully, do you live in your parents' home or your own?

You are all to me, you know? You are my favorite, you know? You are the pillar of my life, you know? You are my reason to live, you know? I sent it wrong, you know?