Send funny good morning messages to customers

1. Are you working again? I have told you more than once not to work so hard and to take care of your health. But you always say meaningfully: "If I don't roll a few more dung balls while the weather is warm, what will I eat in the winter!!"

2. There are some things I should let you know! The sky is used to blow the wind and rain; the earth is used to grow flowers and grass; I am used to prove the greatness of mankind; and you: "It is used to stew vermicelli.!"

3. Don’t get drunk again. Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a pig with a wine glass and shouting: "Is it a brother? It was a brother who did it!!"

4. I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just so that one day when you pass by me, I will fall for you. If I can’t smash you, my life will be in vain.

5. If autumn goes away, I will wait for you in the snow; if the world goes away, I will love you in heaven; if I go away, I will let her take care of you. Really, her pig-raising skills are pretty good!

6. When you stop and look back, time flies by; day and night, flowers bloom and fade; when we get together and when we part, where can we find the years; there is one road in life, and time should not be wasted; friends in the world will be friends for life. Love, good morning wishes to you.

7. I will pull your ears, scratch your cheeks, and slap your ***; I will hold your hand, shake your feet, and knock your big head; early in the morning I came to say hello: I’m still sleeping! Little lazy cat, get up

8. When morning comes, you open your sleepy eyes, and the hope of your dreams will blow in with the refreshing gust of wind; you open the window, and your happy mood will follow the warm breeze. The sun shines in; you turn on your phone, and the happy bell brings you happy greetings. Are you ready? Good morning, friends!

9. Don’t pray that life can be simple. What you should pray for is that you can be stronger. Life is beautiful because of strength. Good morning!

10. Jingle bell, may you wake up feeling light; Jingle bell, may you be in a good mood in the morning; Jingle bell, may your heart be happy; Jingle bell, may your sweet dreams never end. ;Ding-a-ling-ling, we don’t run out of blessing messages; Ding-a-ling, greetings and I wish you a happy life. Good morning!

11. Whether you are rich or poor, happiness is not a money rack. Simple happiness is as beautiful as a flower. Being rich is brilliant, being poor is elegant. Whether you love or hate, don’t forget about love and hate. Be generous in your heart and have a destiny but not a previous life. Determination, love should be loved, hate is in vain; bitter or happy, sour and sweet always mix bitter and spicy, bitter and happy, I wish you a happy smile! Good morning!

12. Good morning, happy moment student: Are there any sleeper beds available at XX? Conductor: No more. Student: Where is the hard seat? Conductor: No more. Student: Do you still have standing tickets? Conductor: Yes, but we don’t sell student tickets. Student: Why? Conductor: The Ministry of Railways has said that no student will be allowed to go home standing this year...ah! Then why don’t I squat down and go back?

13. The weather is cold, but my heart is warm, and my blessings to you are eternal! The person is far away, but the heart is close, and my thoughts about you will never change! May you be sunny and smiling every day, good morning!

14. When the mobile phone rings once, the sun jumps out of the mountains and laughs; when the mobile phone rings twice, the birds chirp to accompany the morning noise; when the mobile phone rings three times, the rain, dew and breeze surround the heart; when the mobile phone rings four times, the laughter cannot stop; The phone rang again, and the blessing words were dropped in front of my eyes; if I squinted, good luck and happiness came. Good morning.

15. I found that when I woke up, there were traces of you in my dreams, brewing the dreams and your time into the blue sky. That sky is beautiful, very beautiful, as beautiful as you, baby~Good morning~

16. Good morning, happy moment The couple were discussing how to make fish. The husband said: "Eat it fried, it will be fragrant." The wife said: "Eat it steamed, it will taste delicious.

At this time, the son shouted: "You are so cruel!" Fish will die out of water, so let’s make soup and drink it! ”

17. A greeting, a wish, a string of blessings, may happiness always emerge in your heart, good morning!

18. In the cold winter, have you discovered that our only The only thing I can pick up but cannot put down is the chopsticks, and the only thing I can’t get out of is the quilt... The cold weather makes you smile, good morning~

19. In the garden of my soul, collect gold I give you the brightest flower as my greeting to you.

20. In the morning, when the morning glow dances with her soft wings, it lightens our dreams. Wake up gently, a breath of fresh air, a ray of sunshine that brings us happiness, good morning, my dear!

21. If you cry, your opponent will laugh; if you laugh, your opponent will laugh. Will cry. Life is like an angry bird. Every time you fail, there are always a few pigs laughing. All you have to do is ignore the laughter and cheer yourself up.

22. Along the way, thousands of people have passed by, but only you have known each other. As time goes by, the vows have been erased and the love has been diluted. In the face of the fleeting time, only friends are forever, good morning.

23. Give yourself encouragement when you are lonely, and give yourself warmth when you are lonely. Learn to be independent, say goodbye to dependence, and say goodbye to your weak self. Life is not only about warmth, and the road of life will not always be smooth. , but as long as you have confidence in yourself and know your own value, life will not be so confusing.

24. Good morning, a strange number sent me a message: "Mom, I am. The living expenses are gone. If you call me a few hundred more, it will still be the original number XXXXXX. I was stunned for 5 seconds and then replied: "Child, are you from the future?" Can you tell me when I can meet your father? ”

25. Smile and relieve the depression. The water is far away and you can watch the clouds on the mountains grow and disappear. When you are free, you can lean on the bridge leisurely. The moon is bright and you can enjoy the flowers blooming and withering in the garden. May you be with the breeze. *Singing the tune of Xiaoyao, my heart will never grow old, and I will be happy and worry-free. Good morning

26. Open your eyes and send you a text message to greet you; stretch your body to awaken the spirit of good fortune; dress and wash yourself, and be happy to be intimate with you. ; Carry the breeze and embark on a happy journey; text greetings and happiness throughout the day. I wish you a good morning!

27. No one can go back to the past and start over, but anyone can start writing a new chapter from today. A completely different ending. May your day be full of hope and happiness, good morning.

28. Good morning. The wife complained to the husband: "You don't understand a woman's heart at all, and you are always unwilling to talk about my love. Listen. Mr.: "Okay, just remind me what you want to hear." Wife: "At least the title needs to be changed. Don't call me 'wife' all the time. Call me something with three words and something more intimate." Sir: "I understand, old woman." "I wish you a relaxing time, good morning!

29. Every day we live now is the youngest day in the rest of our lives. May you cherish now, good morning!

30. I really don’t want to be nosy, I’m afraid you’ll say I’m nosy, but I really have something, and if I don’t say it, it will become a worry. You have a sweet dream, get up quickly

31. Whether you wake up or not, the boss is there and won’t let you go; whether you rush or don’t rush the bus, the bus is there, no matter whether it’s early or late; Whether you take a vacation or not, the work will be there without coming or going; if you work hard or don’t work hard, the salary will be there without increasing or decreasing. Or, wake up and be your own boss. Get up.

32. When I woke up, I missed you so much that I sent you a text message. I don’t know if I have been going well recently, and everything goes well in my work and life. May my blessings be with you forever, and I wish you good morning and good luck.

33. If you ask for directions, you will not get lost. If you leave a way out, there will be no dead end. If you dare to look back, there will be no dead end.

Losing is not necessarily a failure, and success is not necessarily an achievement. You can escape reality, but you cannot escape life. Good morning.

34. If the temperature drops by one degree every day, I will store my thoughts of minus 365 degrees for you. If my mood gets warmer every day, I will wait for you at zero point of happiness. Good morning, it’s not too cold this winter!

35. There is bright moonlight in front of the bed, so I just want to lie in bed. Raise your head to look at the bright moon, hold your head and sleep soundly. The sky is blue, the fields are vast, I feel lazy and itchy all over, and I don’t want to go to work or be busy. I have no choice but to remind you to put on more clothes and wish you a happy morning.

36. There has always been a landlord named Monday with a cruel and perverted character! He killed his brother on Saturdays and Sundays, and even betrothed his sister to a cruel landlord named Jie Gang from the next village on Friday! Not only that, he also took Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday to roam the countryside, preying on the people. His crimes were numerous and heinous, leaving the people in dire straits! Even so, I have to say good morning to you under the nose of Monday Landlord!

37. Don’t be afraid of doing something wrong. Even if you make a mistake, don’t be upset. Life is all about right and wrong. What’s more, there are many things that, looking back, right or wrong no longer matter. Good morning.

38. Good morning, my friend, please accept my blessing: let the smile climb on your face, let happiness fill your heart, let good luck be by your side, let success nestle in your chest, let happiness bloom, let friendship Treasure it in your heart.

39. Touched because someone cares about you; happy because there is someone to think about; satisfied because of the tacit understanding between each other. No matter where you are, I wish you deeply: with my blessings by your side, you will definitely be happy! Good morning!

40. Good morning and a happy moment. One day, the three little pigs built three huts to avoid being chased by the big bad wolf. The big bad wolf effortlessly destroyed the thatched house, the wooden house, and the brick house. The three little pigs ran as hard as they could, but they were still caught up by the big bad wolf. The three little pigs said desperately, "You have to figure it out. We have given up. It's up to you." At this time, the big bad wolf smiled evilly and said with saliva: "Then tell me where is Little Red Riding Hood?"

41. The melody of *** is so beautiful, and the breath of the morning is really good. It's silly to turn on the phone With a silly smile, the text greeting arrived early: Bring my blessings, carry your confidence, and have a wonderful day, good morning!

42. My text message reaches your mobile phone in time, and the morning sun reaches your butt in time. My blessings reach your heart in time, and the good luck of the day wraps around your body in time. I hope to see you happy in the beautiful morning, good morning!

43. You have been performing very well recently, you are very enthusiastic about your work, you are friendly to your colleagues, you live a positive life, you respect the elderly and love the young, but you have little contact with me. Now I will give you a message. If you have a chance to make up for it, treat me to a meal as soon as possible!

44. The wind does not blow casually, the rain does not fall casually, the mountains are not climbed casually, the flowers are not pinched casually, the hands are not pulled casually, and text messages are not sent casually! As long as you are a bachelor, I will harass you until you are dizzy!

45. Good and bad news: Someone fell from the plane, good, he had a bad parachute, good, the parachute did not open, good, there is a haystack underground, bad, there is a fork in the haystack. Good: He didn’t fall on the fork. Bad: He didn’t fall on the haystack either.

46. There was a miser who caught a cold and was unwilling to buy medicine for fear of spending money, let alone go to the hospital.

So I went to my neighbor's house to borrow some medicine and took one dose. When my neighbor said I didn't need to return it, I said, "Here's another dose!"

47. God! Please send a big watermelon for me to those guys who forget me, don’t contact me, don’t call me, don’t send me text messages, don’t miss me! Wish them a good meal and then step on the watermelon rind when they go out!

48. A young and beautiful woman asked the firefighter: "You must have spent a lot of effort to save me from danger, right?" "No! I fought off three firefighters, and they were all fighting for it. I’m here to save you!”

49. Today’s society is too complicated. I have asked you to be safe as your bodyguard, health as your shield, good luck as your assistant, happiness as your partner, success as your backup, and success as your support. Striker, feel free to go ahead!

50. You must be full of personality, you are the coolest on earth: drink heavily at the Lushan Waterfall, sleep soundly in Cao Cao's ancient tomb; put onions in your nostrils to pretend to be an elephant, and interact with canine teeth in your mouth; tie a vine branch to your waist, and walk with a light crane step ;Children were frightened and cried when they saw it, and they were called interstellar monsters!

51. I really envy you, and my heart is full of jealousy for you, because you have such a good friend like me, even in the most ordinary moments, I never forget to send you my blessings, so that you Be happy! Just accept your fate and continue to be jealous of me!

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