Simple and humorous Monday greetings

Simple and humorous Monday greetings (70 selected sentences)

In our daily study, work or life, many people have written greetings, which can enhance our emotional communication with others. Then what kind of greeting is a good greeting? The following is my simple and humorous Monday greetings (70 selected sentences), for reference only, I hope it will help you.

Simple humor Monday greetings 1 1, busy, don't mess around, do things steadily on Monday, don't nag, don't mess around, be happy, tired and don't mess around on Monday, do things healthily on Monday, and get ready to work hard on Monday.

2. Life is wonderful because of twists and turns, work is proud of achievements, and life is happy because of love! Friend, another Monday. I wish you a pleasant journey in your work, career, life and love! Every day of the week is as fresh and happy as the first day, carefree and smooth sailing!

3, time flies, only Saturday and Sunday; Looking forward to air conditioning, only in hot summer days; Miss the dream, only in the effort; Upset and irritable, only in boring work; A faint smile is only available when the weekend comes; Don't want to go to work, only when I want to go to work on Monday; Send this message only when I don't want to work on Monday.

4, getting up is the pain of breathing, struggling in every cell: the alarm clock will hurt, the alarm clock will hurt; It hurts when the alarm clock rings, but it hurts when it doesn't. It hurts to be awakened, and it hurts to be awakened; It hurts to get up, and it hurts to get up. Send text messages to relieve fatigue. I hope you will be refreshed and get up for work without pain on Monday morning!

5. I sincerely wish you: giggle secretly at work and jump off work! Humming a tune in my mouth, I unconsciously went out of tune! After work at noon, I make a hullabaloo about. At night, I snore and sleep! I woke up in the morning startled: late again!

This is a unique message of health, happiness and good luck. It contains my greetings, and my simple wishes sneak into your mobile phone. I wish you happiness every day! Please check it and send it to your missing partner. Don't keep it for yourself.

7, find some leisure, find some time, ask your other half to go out for a walk more. Bring a smiling face, a blessing and send a short message to your real partner. Time often has a companion, but not often. Always take time to bless an absent partner, and always be happy! Good Monday morning!

8. Good morning! It's Monday again, so we have to go our separate ways.

9. After getting up in the morning, please open your sleeping heart before opening the window. In this way, the outdoor wind can blow into your heart. So, every day, the first thing you have to do is to be happy!

10, good morning on Monday, refreshing greetings and warm wishes. Good morning, a good start. I wish you energetic, energetic, happy and all the best today!

1 1. Good morning on Monday. Have you eaten? If you don't eat, I'll give you a plate of duck to make you homesick. There is also a dish that people love to eat every day; With soup, you will always be healthy; Another drink will make you happy for a long time. Add another bowl of rice, and love will always be with you.

12, good morning on Monday! May you have a good mood today!

13,3 Good morning on Monday! Thank you for spending every day with me. I wish you wonderful every day, safe every step, happy every moment and happy every minute.

14, the morning light is my greeting theme, I wish you a happy and colorful day; The rising sun is the carrier of my wish. May your task be promoted step by step! Good Monday morning!

15, wake up in the morning with a smile, happy mood and good spirit; Activate the tibia and twist the waist, and live a healthy life every second; Sesame career is high, good luck is wonderful every day! Have a good mood in the morning. Good morning!

16, I was happy when I received my blessing one morning, and I was happy when I received my blessing one summer. It's morning and summer now. I send my blessing to you, wishing you happiness every second!

17, I wish you a cool smile on weekends, laughter on outings, joy at parties, laughter at reunions and a smile in dreams; Welcome to work on Monday. It's really refreshing. I wish you a bright and healthy life in the new week. Your performance is jumping up and down, and money runs around you!

18, send you a butterfly. May you have happy wings and send you in the breeze. I hope you feel better and send you a text message. May you shine every day! I wish you a new start on Monday!

19, a day's work lies in the morning, good morning greetings-good morning greetings SMS, I wish you happiness from the morning.

On a sunny Monday, I just attended a meeting. It was agreed that Monday morning night, a new start, come on!

Simple and humorous Monday greetings 2 1. The faint cold dew in the morning and the hazy fog on the windowsill glass, I draw a sun with my fingers, gently open the window and send you warmth and blessings with my heart. I hope you have a happy winter and a nice Monday morning.

2. The sun is rising in Ran Ran, and the breeze is blowing gently. Flowers stretch and magpies chirp and sing. When you open your eyes, the beauty of the world is given to you. When the clear alarm goes off, I send my best wishes to you. Good Monday morning!

Catch a butterfly and give it to you. May you have happy wings and send you in the breeze. I wish you a happy mood and send you a short message. May you shine every day! I wish you a new start on Monday.

I'm on the edge of the starry sky, waiting for you to look up and find my sight, but you always look down in thought, so I have to send you a message, and I'm here to pray for you: Happy new week!

5. May my message arrive: Happiness hugs you gently. At this time, it's hard to see you give in, your troubles bow their heads and walk away quietly, you are lonely to see you leaning on your side, good luck takes special care of you, happiness always smiles at you, and a happy new week. Monday, good morning!

6. Start a new week and report with new wishes! I wish you a pleasant journey on Monday, bright eyes on Tuesday, triple profits on Wednesday, and four days are foolproof. On Friday, you can catch money with your fingers, and on Saturday, you can stay in heaven!

7. Although the most successful people are not necessarily the hardest-working, most hard-working people have a good life. On Monday, who's here!

May blessings make you feel deeply like mines, disasters make you inaccessible like meteors, happiness makes you look around like garbage, luck makes you run around like flies, and happiness makes you have nowhere to run like a mad dog. Happy Monday! Good morning!

9. Time flies, and Monday's hospitality is coming again. Put away your soul first and let Wukong show his true self. Move your legs again, keep up with the busyness of Kuafu day by day, work hard and study hard, and wait for you at the distant weekend.

10. Happy Monday, Happy Tuesday, Happy Wednesday, Safe Thursday, Happy Friday, Safe Saturday and Lucky Sunday. All the best, all industries are prosperous and happy. Week after week. Great!

1 1. Wish you all the best on Monday. Have a happy Monday. Blessing you on Monday is to make your troubles disappear; Blessing you on Monday is to let your pressure dissipate; Have a happy Monday. I wish you happiness on Monday. Good luck at work on Monday.

12. Get rid of fatigue, forget irritability, and look at today, which is infinitely beautiful. A good friend's blessing always comes early. I wish you a smile and a happy mood every day. I wish you health, happiness and all the best. Good Monday morning!

13. An autumn rain is a layer of cold, and knowing the cold is worrying. The continuous autumn rain makes people fondle it, washing away the scorching sun and heat. The pleasant autumn wind brings flowers and harvest. In autumn, the mood of climbing mountains is smooth and the red leaves are intoxicating. A new week has begun, so work hard.

14. In real life, spring blossoms and autumn colors are not weak; True friendship is not light when it is expensive and not light when it is poor; True blessings are sincere and lasting. I wish you a happy new week

15. Let the stars send my blessing, let the light rain send the cool breeze, and let good luck and beauty follow you forever. Monday, good morning!

16. May you bring laughter at weekends, laughter at outings, laughter at parties, laughter at reunions and laughter in dreams; Welcome to work on Monday. It's really refreshing. I wish you a bright and healthy life in the new week. Your performance is jumping up and down, and money runs around you!

17. Listen to hope in the morning, happiness is ringing, and happiness is endless; If you are lucky, you will have endless luck; Ruyi sings softly, and the financial resources are constantly extended. Good Monday morning, my friend!

18. I sincerely wish you: giggle at work and skip off work! Humming a tune in my mouth, I unconsciously went out of tune! After work at noon, I make a hullabaloo about. At night, I snore and sleep! I woke up in the morning startled: late again!

19. Suffering is not bitter, flying for wages; Tired or not, my heart is broken for work; Bored, a lot of tasks can't be done; All right, wait till we get the money. Have a happy Monday.

20. New week, new greetings: There is no eternal storm in life, and those seemingly insignificant disappointments can often make you grow faster. Difficulties in adversity are actually the most important feelings and the only way to success. Be kind to the disappointments in life, face life with an open mind, and life will repay you with gentleness.

2 1. Whatever you do now will have an answer later. New week, business with heart, good morning!

22. Happiness is a cyclic number. Give you seven days of happiness every week: Monday is smooth, Tuesday is safe, Wednesday is booming, Thursday is full of joy, Friday is sweet, Saturday is happy and Sunday is carefree!

23. A new week is about to begin. I always want to give you something and nothing else. Then I wish you happiness, happiness, sweetness, health, good luck and peace every day.

24. The running of life lies not in the sudden outbreak, but in the persistence on the way. Efforts are an attitude, regardless of age. Therefore, don't indulge yourself too much at any time, and don't make excuses for your laziness and procrastination. After a long time, hard work will become a habit. Let you go forward! Good Monday morning. Have a nice day.

25. It is neither a bad thing nor a shame for a person to make mistakes on the road of scientific exploration. We should have the courage to admit and correct our mistakes in practice. Monday, come on.

26. Try to greet the morning glow with hope every day, send away the afterglow with laughter and fill the night with happiness. Then, we will live more fully every day. Good morning, a new day!

27. The best happiness is to remember someone, the best happiness is to have someone who cares, the best effort is to get recognition from others, and the best friend is to take the time to remind each other that it is Monday off. Monday, good morning!

28. The mood in the morning is to hold the morning light together, dispel troubles and hesitation with warmth and beauty, rise happiness from the bottom of my heart, wash depression and melancholy with comfort and coolness, and inspire self-confidence to fly from this moment, a new day, new hopes and new opportunities. Monday, good morning!

29. A brand-new week, a brand-new you and a brand-new life are waiting for you! Fresh air, fresh you, happy mood to accompany you! A good mood in the new week!

30. I am happy to receive blessings one morning, and I am happy to receive blessings one summer. It's morning and summer. I send my blessing to you, wishing you happiness every second!

3 1. The heart is always broad, the body is always healthy, and the happy life is endless! Happy Monday!

32. I am in a good mood, and the clouds in the river are also clear water and blue sky. When I am happy, the gravel pile is also green mountains and green waters. Weekend, I wish you a happy and relaxed weekend. Sorry, I made a mistake. Today is Monday, so I should wish you a happy work on Monday!

33. Life is concerned about friends, calm because of career, proud of achievements, happy because of love and being loved, struggling because of hope, and happy because of health. I wish you all the best and happiness every day! Happy Monday!

34. Monday is leisurely, Tuesday is busy, Wednesday is sad, Thursday is miserable, and Friday is smooth sailing. In order to put an end to your misery on Thursday, I specially sent you a bucket of blessing oil, a catty of happy cakes and a pill. I wish you all a smooth completion of your work and a happy Thursday.

35. The water and mountains are endless, and the scenery in summer is better than before; The clouds are light and the wind is light, butterflies dance and make a wish in their hearts; The heart is refreshing, the dream is sweet, and a smile is often accompanied by a happy day; The heart is always broad, the body is always healthy, and the happy life is endless! Happy Monday!

36. A new week has begun, and new pressures are coming. Pressure is a good thing, which can spur us to work hard. Life is like this, there is no if, only result, no turning back, only forward, come on together! Good morning, Monday.

37. It gets dark on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, and I have been very busy. Friday and Saturday are sunny days, and freedom and happiness refer to the hope of the sun; Thursday is a dividing line, bright on the right and dark on the left. Thursday is a high threshold, after which it will be sunny. With my encouragement, it is never difficult to laugh over Thursday.

38. Please try to make yourself better, from ability to appearance. New week, business with heart, good morning!

39. There are seven days in a week. I will give you seven gifts: pistachio on Monday, wishful fruit on Tuesday, sweet drink on Wednesday, safe beans on Thursday, good luck tree on Friday, happy flowers on Saturday and special gifts on Sunday, giving you the opportunity to invite me to dinner. Willing to laugh!

40. Don't always think about what I get from others, but think about what I can give others, what kind of service and value I can give them to get benefits first. Only by helping others succeed can you achieve greater success. Good Monday morning. I wish you a week's hard work and more gains.

4 1. Beauty belongs to those who are confident, calmness to those who are prepared, miracles to those who persist, and success to those who are tenacious. New week, good morning!

42. Time is full of color, air is fragrant and mood is bright because of blessing. When you open the information, my blessing will make you relax at this moment! Happy Monday!

43. I believe that there will be warm sunshine ahead, and I believe that after the storm, I will see the rainbow. Good week and good morning!

44. Whenever you don't regret the past, don't be afraid of the future, and live up to the present, it is the state of life. Monday, good morning.

45. When the calendar is torn to a new week, the rest heart becomes busy. An ordinary short message, a few words, how to explain my good feelings? When birds wake you up to start a new day, my friend, will you smile? Happy Monday!

46. Good Monday morning, with refreshing greetings and warm wishes. Good morning, a good start. I wish you energetic, energetic, happy and all the best today!

47. The goal in life need not be too big. Look for one thing, put your interest and enthusiasm into it, and stick to it seriously. Whatever the result, you have succeeded! Good Monday!

48. A bird flying freely in the sky is happy for it; The stars guard the bright moon, which is happiness for it; On this most beautiful morning, I send my greetings to you. Good Monday morning!

49. A new week has begun. I wish you a relaxed Monday, a happy Tuesday, a lucky Wednesday, a warm week, a fashionable Friday, a casual Saturday and a chic Sunday. In short: happy every day!

50. On Monday, you have to work hard, on Tuesday, you have to study and make progress, on Wednesday, Lingling's leader is happy to get a raise, on Thursday, Lingling has hope for a promotion this year, and on Friday, open sesame is in a good mood at the weekend.

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