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Her name is Deng Shuijuan. She is a good friend of mine. I want to send her a funny text message. Her name must be in the text message and the character is her.

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful woman named Deng Shuijuan. She had a strong accent. One day he went out to another place and found a restaurant. He said to the waiter: "How much does a bowl of dumplings cost?" (How much does it cost to sleep for one night)? The waiter said with a smile: "No money." Deng Shuijuan said: "You don't want money? Let me have two bowls." (Two bowls)