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New Year greetings, creative messages.

First, don't say I'm heartless. At least I sent a dime message, which wasted the battery and risked my life by electromagnetic radiation, so I will send my blessing to you regardless of the consequences! Happy new year!

Second, you don't accept gifts for the New Year this year. You have to give them what you like. I don't mind ten dollars and eight dollars. Life is really tight. Wechat can be used at any time Happy New Year!

3. Be proud of thinking of me and be ashamed of ignoring me; Proud of caring about me, ashamed of ignoring me; Be proud of praising me and ashamed of criticizing me; Proud of inviting me to dinner, ashamed of taking advantage of me. Remember eight honors and eight disgraces. Happy New Year!

Fourth, the sky is blessed. You must first dial its mobile phone, ring its bell, vibrate it, light its screen, display its text and send a string of blessings before you can smile. Finally, I wish you a happy new year and smile every day!

Five, elegant people, look at the back to know; People who strive for progress will know by listening to footsteps; Kind people can see it when they smile; A confident person can tell by looking at his eyes; Lucky man, look at you. Happy new year!

6. It is not easy to work at ordinary times. I am often too busy to breathe. When I finally got to the holiday, I gave up all my work, played happily, got rid of fatigue and became very beautiful! may you have a happy new year!

Seven, the new year has come, I wish you a fake smile at work, alive and kicking after work, humming a tune, unconsciously out of tune, screaming in the morning, snoring at night, wake up surprised, the pillow is full of money.

Eight, I use the warmth of mutton hotpot, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the delicacy of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of old meat, the width of noodles and the width of bread to express my sincere wishes to you and wish you a happy New Year!