An interesting poem about a messenger

1. Who has a joke message about the courier? 1. My friend applied for the job of SF Express. Let's go out and celebrate. On the way, the human resources department of SF Express called her and asked her to fill out the information and send it to them. The friend said, "No problem, I'll send it by Tong Yuan Express later." .

2. The courier of SF Express is furious in our company: I earn 15000 a fucking month. Will I lose my job because of the gift of 2000 yuan you gave me? The whole company was silent. ...

3. A buddy's ideal is to "study in thousands of books and travel on Wan Li Road", but the reality is that he has become a courier.

4. The flowers in Sur, the grass in Shunfeng, and the monks in the post office run all over the street; Beautiful women, Korea in Zhongtong, and men in Huitong are all over the street; Well-developed sheep, even a wolf, a woman with a big cloud, like an aunt; Mrs. Goulias, Changyu's sheep, the fast man hit the wall; Unified apple and long-haired pear are not as good as Cargill's old vegetable skin; All the women in the Federation are beautiful, but the nice men are not as good as UPS radish legs.

5. Courier: Hello, your goods have arrived. Please sign here.

Me: I will look at the goods first.

Courier: You can't inspect the goods without signing for it.

Me: Why?

Courier: Our company's regulations.

Me: You can't sign for it without inspection.

Courier: OK, I'm leaving, and you refuse.

Me: Wait!

I took the list, signed it, turned around, folded it and put it in my trouser pocket.

Courier: That list is for filing. Please sign and give it to me.

Me: I can't give you a list without checking it. This is our family rule.

The courier froze. ...

Me: Why don't you say I refuse?

Courier:

2. What are the sentences praising "diligent courier"? 1. Success is the highest; Excitement and joy; Effort and sweat are synonymous. How many people strive for it, how many people grow for it, and people will succeed as long as they work hard!

2. When you overcome the difficulties, you finally succeeded; When you step over the steps and reach the top of the mountain; When you think hard and solve problems. How happy I am after my success. The scene of climbing Mount Tai in summer vacation made me feel the joy after success.

Spring breeze smiles on your face, and you can sincerely believe that the world is the best through half a cup of tea thousands of miles away.

4. Hold on, try harder and move forward. Perhaps success is only one step away from you. There is a saying that even if there is only one percent hope, I will make 100 percent efforts.

5. Yellow-green geese spread their wings, flying in the streets, full of lovers' thoughts, carrying greetings from relatives, carrying the message of enterprises and students' wishes, opening the small mailbox, unfolding, smiling faces of Zhang Xinwei.

6. The figure of green olive keeps walking in the streets, and the voice in his hand is far away. The postman's love deserves the respect of the whole society. Here, I solemnly extend my lofty salute and cordial greetings to all postal workers: "Comrades have worked hard? Take care! "

7. He is not a hero, but he is heavier than Zhang Jian's two missions to the Western Regions. He is not a beauty, but he is more attractive than Zhao Jun's going out. How many streets and alleys has the golden seal crossed through the ages? There is a warm bell in my memory, a piece of paper-length stationery, and how many men, women and children are there day and night in spring, summer, autumn and winter? Involved in more sentimental dreams under the moon, he always rides an old green bicycle without looking back, carrying all his love and hope, "pedaling" in the wind and rain, moving forward-muddy, never asking, wandering all his life.

This is not a bridge, but it is full of thousands of beating hearts. This is not a cable, but it is fixed. It is an oasis in the desert and a port of call for thousands of drifting ships in Qian Qian.

3. The sentences describing express delivery are:

1. We are on our way.

2. Logistics that assures you and me.

3. Transfer speed with your heart.

Mountains can't stop my broad body, and rivers can't stop me, hot wheels.

We exchange safety and sincerity for your peace of mind, and we exchange sincerity and quickness for your satisfaction.

express

Express delivery, also known as express delivery or express delivery, refers to a new mode of transportation in which logistics enterprises (including freight forwarders) deliver documents or packages entrusted by users from the sender to the recipient quickly and safely through their own independent networks or in the form of joint ventures (i.e. networking).

Express delivery is divided into broad sense and narrow sense. Express delivery in a broad sense refers to the express delivery of any goods (including bulk express); In a narrow sense, express delivery refers to the emergency delivery service of business documents and small pieces. The research and analysis object of this textbook is mainly the express delivery industry in a narrow sense. In terms of service standards, express delivery generally refers to the express delivery service completed within 48 hours. From the definition of express delivery, we can sum up the following three characteristics of express delivery:

From the perspective of economics, express delivery is a branch of logistics industry, and the study of express delivery belongs to the category of logistics.

From the perspective of enterprise operation, express delivery is a new mode of transportation and an important link in the supply chain.

From the business nature, express delivery is a new service trade with high added value.

Chinese name: Express, Express.

Mbth: express delivery

Latin name: Etiam traditio

Spelling: kuáI dìì.

Note: ㄨㄞˋ ㄉㄧˋ

Interpretation: the courier's express service.

Industry: transportation, service industry

Value-added services such as insured price, collection and return after signing the bill.

Service classification: domestic express delivery, international express delivery, city express delivery, etc.

Mode of transportation: such as air, sea, rail and road.