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Topic "Renovation of Boys' Dormitory" A: High interest in dating.

B: Martial arts fantasy is everywhere.

C: Online games are the most enjoyable.

D: I was sleeping during the make-up exam.

A: Life should be happy. Why don't you study all day? Why don't you find a beautiful lady to have a lovely baby? Dude, tell everyone a piece of good news that is bigger than the sky. My girlfriend came to see me in high school, and now she is downstairs. She really didn't lie to me. I'm leaving. (After a while, he came back crying.)

Oh, what is it? I was as happy as a mangy dog when I went out, but when I came back, I became a lost dog.

(See Ignore)

Gee, if you have anything unhappy, please say it to make everyone happy.

She promised to wait for me. She did it. She found someone to wait with.

D: The wind is blowing and it is raining. I am waiting for your call, living for you and dying for you, waiting for you all my life. I ended up waiting for the wrong person. Forget it, don't cry. Besides, you are too ugly for women to talk to you.

I'm going to cry, I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night, hanging myself with a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope. No matter how ugly I am, I will fall in love. I talk about a world full of love.

B: Come on, come on, don't be such a woman, you will die easily.

A: The greatness of life disappears under flowers.

C: I really want to despise you on behalf of all homeless people.

There are many people who despise me. Who are you?

D: If you want to hang out in the Jianghu, you'd better be single. You haven't heard of it.

A: I am not a bachelor. I want to fall in love and get married.

Marriage is the grave of love. Old people like Jin Yong used this sentence.

A: Although marriage is the grave of love, it is better to be buried underground than to die suddenly in the street. It is great to die for love, so how do you want to die in the future?

B: If I were a kitchen knife, I would cut the wires, and there would be sparks and lightning along the way. It's beautiful.

C: My net friend said that if one day I couldn't get over it, she promised to drink medicine, hand me a bottle, hang herself, jump off a building, and send me a small hand.

D: Let's meet again in 20 years and send them to the crematorium and burn them all to ashes. You're with me. Nobody knows anyone. They are all sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

Come on, fatty, look at you. It was dark when you woke up. You must die before us.

D: Everyone says that time slips through my fingers, but I don't know that my time is too thin and my fingers are too wide.

Well, I'm too lazy to talk about you.

Don't be lazy with me. I'm too lazy to compete with you.

You said you slept all day. What are the benefits?

D: I had a dream. In my dream, I dated Liu Yifei, competed with Bruce Lee, and discussed the prospect of online games with ….

What a dream, clown.

Who do you think is a clown?

Captain: Yo, you fat man, how dare you say you're not a clown?

D: don't talk about others. Look at yourself. You sit in front of the computer and play games all day. Look at your eyes. Pandas feel inferior.

C: I have to start from the beginning: I haven't been to the Internet cafe since I came to our college, but it is rain or shine. The computer room is full, and I have members outside the school. That's disgusting. I can't surf the internet because I'm too far outside. The internet speed in school is really slow. Now that I have bought a computer, I can't be idle all day.

Did you meet anything interesting on the Internet?

C: Everything on the Internet is so boring, but the experience of a netizen is quite interesting.

Aboud: What experience?

C: Once my net friend went to see a female net friend whom I had never met. When he was approaching his date, he saw an ugly girl He said to the driver, "See that girl over there?" The driver said, "Yes, just stop there?" "Don't kill her."

Look, I told you that you always play virtual worlds online. When reality comes, you can't control it Once you make a mistake, you will regret it forever, and then you will look back for a hundred years.

C: Chicken, can't you play nunchakus? You called me, I thought you were lame, and then you hit your head.

Why do you know nunchakus? "Quick use nunchakus, yes, yes, quick use nunchakus, yes, yes.

A: Stop talking about you. Our fourth grade is quite flexible.

Yes, we are all young.

Well, I really envy you for knowing me so young.

C: I have a suggestion. Why don't the four of us be teachers once, and each of us will ask a question to test everyone, which can be regarded as an exchange study in different industries in the same field.

Ok, I'll be a teacher first. What is a mistress?

Mistress, this is just the remainder of division.

A: What's this?

Is that the mistress I dreamed of last night?

All right, all right, keep dreaming.

B: You don't know that. Xiao San is a person with certain ideas.

ACD: What do you think?

B: As long as the hoe jumps well, there is no corner that cannot be dug down.

A: That's right. It's so vivid.

It's my turn to be a teacher. Now I am a teacher in a kindergarten. You are all children. I will give you a question, so please answer positively.

D: There are no male teachers in our kindergarten.

Cut the crap and treat me like a woman.

ACD: ok.

I'll give you a few words, and each person will make a sentence. The first "Again ... Again ..." You answer first.

My mother is tall, short, fat and thin.

Is your mother a Transformers? You use "look" to make sentences.

C: Look ... What are you looking at? Haven't you seen it?

B: no, d, it's your turn Make sentences with "sadness".

D: There is a river in front of my house, which is really sad.

B: The teacher is already very sad.

D: don't be sad. Now it's my turn to be a teacher. Listen to my question. My father is from Shandong and my mother is from Shanxi. I was born in Sichuan and grew up in Henan. Who am I?

A: Children should be with their fathers. You are from Shandong.

B: No, you don't know that his mother is a tigress and the head of the family. She should be with her mother, from Shanxi.

What are you talking about there? Of course, you come from the place where you were born. Are you obviously from Sichuan?

D: They are all stupid and wrong.

ABC: Is it from Henan?

D: I'm from China.

C: Never mind. I don't think this method of taking turns as a teacher is good. See what questions you have asked. I'd better tell you a joke I have a classmate named Chen Shui-bian. One day, when he came back from school, he passed a fish shop and saw a sign written by others: "Live fish is six yuan a catty, dead fish is six yuan a catty." He went up and saw that the dead fish had just died and they were all fresh. So I bought a dollar. After that, he went to buy it every day, but every time he arrived, someone else bought it. He just stood there and waited for the fish to die before buying it. Once he was tired of waiting, so he pretended to catch the fish with a shovel and hit the fish on the head with the shovel. The fish seller couldn't stand it any longer, and said beside him, alas, those who buy dead fish don't count.

(ABD doesn't laugh at first, but looks at B coldly, and then laughs loudly. )

This boy is so stupid. If I were you, I would take out the fish, kiss it and swear to die.

C: Yes, it's strange that you didn't scare the fish to death.

B: In my opinion, take out the fish, throw it on the ground, and then use nunchakus quickly. ...

C: Are you stepping on fish sauce?

D: If I want to discuss with the fish, let it pretend to sleep. Don't wake up until I buy him.

Aren't you afraid that he will dream of kidnapping your mistress for you?

(ABC laughed, E entered the room, the door was unlocked and the door was smoked out. )

E: Just enter the door. It stinks. Please let me know if there are any survivors in it. (ABCD covers his mouth and doesn't talk. E pretends to be a zombie when he comes in. E)

Okay, stop pretending to be a zombie. Look at you. You can't take care of yourself every day. Don't you feel empty?

A: Empty and talented, no one asks, and a person is depressed. How do you solve your troubles? Only QQ is available.

B: Now H1N1 is rampant all over the world. I am a martial artist and don't want to participate in this chaos.

C: The reality is too cruel, but I am a fragile person.

D: People are really tired when they are alive. Better sleep with your head covered.

E: all excuses. You wasted so much leisure time on boring things, but didn't do anything meaningful. If all the students are like you, who will realize the dream of a harmonious campus in Zheng Da? Think about it. He collects garbage every morning, drives in the hot sun, does environmental protection work on Zheng Da Road and patrols in the middle of the night.

Who hugs under the national flag, who eats at the dinner table, who kisses in the Woods and who sends a telegram at midnight?

Son of a bitch, you're competing with me. Can you give your evaluation of this semester a zero?

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Monitor, come and tell us about meditation in person. We will reflect. I decided to recite English in the future.

B: I decided to spend my time reading martial arts books on professional books.

I decided to use the computer to learn more useful software.

D: Then I'll sleep less in the future and sleep at most 18 hours a day.

ABCE: ah ...