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Sad and funny love story short story

⑴ Short sad love story

The boy and the girl are good friends. One day, the boy went to play in the forest. In the evening, the girl saw that the boy had not come back yet. So I went to the forest to look for the boy, but I couldn't find him for a long time. It was getting dark and the girl was scared. She was hiding in the forest. The boy returned home and saw no girl. So the boy ran out of the house and went to the forest to find the girl. He found the girl and said, I'm here to take you home.

Five years have passed, and both boys and girls are in their first year of college. The two of them are famous young lovers in the class. Two years of falling in love like this. By my junior year. A beautiful class beauty was transferred to the class. The boy fell in love with the class beauty. He told the girl I don’t like you anymore. The girl didn't stay. From then on, the boy and his class spent time together. The class beauty and the girl are good friends.

Once, it was a boy’s birthday. The class beauty and the girl decided to go together to buy a birthday gift for the boy. They walked. Come to the street. The girl chose to buy it in the small supermarket in front of her house. Banhua chose to buy it across the street. When Banhua was crossing the road, a car came quickly. Ban Hua was hit by a car. At this time, the girl saw it and wanted to call an ambulance. But there was no time to call an ambulance. She was slapped in the face by the boy. The boy said why don't you take good care of her? If something happens to her, I will hate you forever. In this way, the boy and the girl came to the hospital with the class beauty. They were waiting at the door of the operating room. At this time, the doctor came out. The doctor said Ban Hua lost too much blood. May cause death. There is currently no blood type matching hers in the hospital. The girl came forward and said that I have the same blood type as her. Give her my blood. The doctor said okay, the doctor kept pumping and said if you can't help it, just stop. You said it's okay, just keep smoking. The doctor said again. But the blood draw here has reached 2/3. If you draw more, I'm afraid you will... The girl said it's okay. In this way, the girl successfully saved the class beauty. Finally, when the class beauty was discharged from the hospital, the boy was ready to take the class beauty home. The girl said, since the class beauty is fine, will you still hate me? The boy said, no more.

Suddenly one day, the doctor told the girl. Because you lost too much blood, you already have cancer. Please get treatment as soon as possible. The girl couldn't say thank you.

A year will pass. One day, the girl said to the boy. Do you remember the promise you once made to me? What promise did the boy make? The girl said you once told me, come and take me home, will you go back on your word now? The boy said I don't know what you are talking about. The girl knew the boy was lying to her. But the girl didn't force it.

Finally one day, the class beauty said to the boy. You go find a girl. In fact, you love him in your heart. Don't waste your time on me. The boy said okay.

But when the boy found the girl’s home. I saw the girl's father and mother crying there. He said what happened to uncle and aunt? said the girl's parents. The girl is dead. He died for you, but since you didn't cherish her properly, you should die if you don't hesitate to get it. The girl's parents really wanted to kill the boy, but they remembered what the girl had told them before she was alive. This is of my own free will, don't blame the boy. Don't say anything to him after I leave. Just give him the letter I kept for him. The girl's parents had to give the girl's letter to the boy. Then he opened the letter, which read: I'm sorry, boy, I didn't tell you before I left, but I really didn't want you to be sad. My only hope is that you and Banhua can live a good life, live a good life, and be happy together. . . After reading this letter, I started to blame myself. After that, the boy was never the same again. It's like a different person.

Finally one day, when I was crossing the road, a car came quickly and hit me to death. Before he died, the boy said something: Yuanyuan, I am here to accompany you.

⑵ I’m looking for a shorter love story, one that’s sad enough to make you cry!

: She is a famous prostitute in Jiangnan area

He is a general with outstanding military exploits

He lost his wife a few days ago

In the song Drunk in front of the prostitute

Thinking the prostitute was her

The next day he saw Luo Hong on the bed

The general laughed at the prostitute

After all It's ***

He dressed and left

The prostitute was sold to a brothel at the age of nine

For several years

She only sells her art but not her body

Until she met him that night

She was shy and clumsy

She gave herself to him

He was fierce and rude

< p> Calling his wife's name

The prostitute only liked this person

But she liked him for the rest of his life

The general was on the battlefield outside

< p> The singer waited for his return in the city

The general entered the city

Never looked twice at her

He just knocked on her door late at night

< p> He stayed out for a long time

She hugged him and took off his clothes

Counting the scars on his body

He hugged her to bed without any love words< /p>

Only lingering

She touched his scar lightly

Marry me

I want to give you a family

The general got dressed and left

Leaving her alone

Look at the direction he left

Prostitutes are most afraid of falling in love< /p>

But she happened to be poisoned by the worst poison in the world

The prostitute said I don’t want to do this anymore

That night she took the initiative to look for him

Her red lips were particularly charming under the moonlight

She used all kinds of charm that night

General, kiss me

The general did not move< /p>

After a night of lingering with her, she left

The prostitute knew that the general would not look for her

After all, she was just a prostitute

Once a prostitute, always a prostitute Prostitute

Soon the general led his troops to battle

The two armies fought

She was found wearing red next to the enemy's commander

She was dressed in red and leaning on another man's arms

The general's eyes were full of sarcasm

The horn of war sounded

The dagger hidden in her sleeve was straight Stab the enemy general in the heart

The enemy general was surprised

As if he had expected it

The general was stunned

This was her first time Seeing his expression of indifference and surprise

She closed her eyes amid the flames of war

The prostitute knew that he was safe

From now on he was safe

She can rest assured

Finally helped him once

The general won the emperor's award

The people cheered but he had no expression

< p> No one knew what he was thinking

The palace banquet was over

He went to see the prostitute's body

Her body was placed with the soldiers who died in the battle Together

The red dress is very eye-catching. He saw it at a glance

He walked over and leaned over to pick up her body

She also had hidden secrets when she died. Beautiful

Walking back to the mansion

The general tucked her loose hair behind her ears so gently

It's a pity that the prostitute can no longer be seen

In my next life I will take off my armor and not be a general

In my next life you will not be a prostitute and be my wife

General (extra)

I have seen a The most beautiful woman in the world

It’s just that she is a prostitute

I want to possess her but all I have to think about is that she is under another man

*** I can’t accept it

I can only fuck her hard and hard

Let her remember that she is only mine

Every time I fight, she will win She would greet me at the city gate. I don’t like her.

I just like her and wait for me to welcome me in.

It’s quite warm.

She said she wanted to marry her. I only have a family

I want to have a family but I am a general

How can I settle down

It was the first time she took the initiative to look for me

Loose long hair and red lips

I laughed at her for being so ***, but I don’t know who she was trying to seduce

Dressed in red

She is a prostitute after all

When the horn sounded, I saw her dagger piercing the man's heart

Ten thousand arrows pierced her body, and ten thousand arrows pierced my heart

She looked at me with a smile

p>

There is tenderness in my eyes that I don’t understand

Our army was victorious

The emperor commended me

The people cheered for me

All the glory and wealth are mine

But I know that all these are not as good as her

The poet said that he has seen the general

But he has resigned for many years< /p>

I heard it was for a certain woman

I only saw that the general would bring a pot of soju and drink alone at the grave every day

No one knew what was in the grave

Some people say she is the general’s wife

Some people say she is the general’s favorite person

I only heard the general say

I will fade away in the next life Don't be a general if you don't wear armor

In the next life, you won't be a prostitute and be my wife

The poet said that the general wanted to win the war and leave with the prostitute

The general said He said

He didn’t want glory and wealth

He wanted to have a family

Let her welcome him home with a smile

That battle He did win

But he couldn't give her a home

They almost lived together forever

The south wind that passes ten miles away is not as good as yours

No one has ever seen the general again

I only heard what the poet said

The general travels all over the world with the woman he loves

Enemy General (Extra)

p>

There was a woman playing the harp at the gate of the city

Looking at the returning general with tender eyes

I asked the people in the city

I learned that she was The famous *** in this city

I never enter this romantic place

But I stepped in just to see her

Came to her room

She asked me what music I was listening to

Listen to your story

She said I was just a prostitute with no story

I said the name of the general

The prostitute smiled faintly

The corners of her mouth were raised and she was astonishing

Come with me

I know you are unhappy

Return to my country and I will give you everything

I told her my identity

The prostitute is unmoved and I want to wait for him

I was angry to know that she was just a woman

But she acted in such a big way

I took out a dagger and put it on her neck

Don't be ungrateful

The prostitute moved forward and lightly cut her skin with the dagger

The prostitute said it would be better to let me die

Return to the city and drink repeatedly< /p>

I think of that prostitute playing the piano day and night

I have never been tempted but because of a prostitute

my heart is disturbed

At war with other countries The date is coming

I can’t forget her smile that day before the war

Came to his city again

Standing in front of her door in the middle of the night

For a long time I don’t see her coming back

The dignified coach is like this

I can’t bear to laugh at myself<

/p>

She came back at dawn

Her pale face with scattered hair

The infinite sorrow made me pity

Seeing the hair on her collar Red marks

Let’s understand

She came over to kiss me and take me away

I don’t love you anymore

I responded to her like A hunter caught fresh food

Bite her

Take her back to camp

I went to see her the day before the expedition

Walked up to me in thin clothes

Breathed in my ear

Carrying her to bed

Pressing on her and saying love every sentence

She didn’t resist

I stopped, do you love me

Do you love me, do you love me

The prostitute didn’t say a word

< p> I went deep in one step at a time

I wanted to melt her into my bones

The prostitute asked me afterwards

Can you take me to the battlefield

How is this possible

How can a woman go to the battlefield since ancient times

I saw the dagger under her pillow

Looking up to the sky and laughing

In the end, it was for him

Regardless of the soldiers' objections

Taking her to the battlefield

On the battlefield, she inserted the dagger into my heart

That's right Okay

After all, I failed my country and my king, but I did not fail the woman I love

I gave you all the love I could give

I only hope that your smile can be for me in the next life

⑶ Classic short sad love story (high score reward)

Every time you give up silently, give up a friend you have loved for a long time but have no fate. When we give up something that we invest in but gain nothing, give up a certain spiritual expectation, or give up a certain thought, a kind of sadness will arise. However, this kind of sadness does not prevent us from starting over and making a new start in a new time and space. Listen to the music again and tell the story again! Because this is a natural farewell and giving up, it is full of detached spirit, so it is sad and beautiful!

I once had a feeling that I wanted to make it forever. After many years, I found that it had gradually disappeared. Later I realized: It turns out that what we hold in our hands is not necessarily what we really own, and what we have is not necessarily what we really engrave in our hearts! Then I understand that life often requires a kind of quiet care and conscious giving up!

There are too many beautiful things and wonderful people in the world. We have been yearning for and pursuing the beauty we do not have. In order to obtain, you are busy, and what you really want and want will often only be understood after many years of experience, and you may even spend your whole life without knowing where you will end up! As for the good things we already have, we are still uneasy and worried because of the experience of often gaining and losing them.

The sigh of the sunset, the worries of flowers blooming and falling, life is inherently unhappy! Because when we have it, we may be losing it, and when we give it up, we may be gaining it again. In fact, we cannot have absolute certainty about everything. If you are dedicated to chasing and possessing, it will be difficult to get out of external objects and then yourself, and the involuntary sadness and sadness in life will be even heavier! Therefore, life needs to sublimate a quiet and detached spirit. People who understand know how to give up, people who are sincere know how to sacrifice, and happy people know how to transcend! When we know that the people we love are still living well after a few years, we will be even more satisfied!

"I did not come to this world because of you, but I am more attached to this world because of you. If I can be with you, I will be very grateful to this world. If I cannot be with you, I will walk away silently, but I will still not lose my love and gratitude for this world - I am grateful to God for letting me meet and part with you, completing a poem created by God!"

Life! It gave us endless sorrow and gave us eternal answers.

So, An Ran gives up and sticks to detachment! No matter how the worldly life changes, no matter how the individual chooses, no matter how heavy the things in our hands are, we are brave even if we escape, and we are happy even if we are sad!

We are walking towards the depths of life as usual, we are gradually giving up and becoming firmer as usual! There is a kind of feeling that is always recognized as "lovesickness" when you have insomnia; there is a kind of fate that is always believed to be "eternal" after waking up from a dream; there is a kind of gaze that is always seen as "nostalgia" only when we break up; there is a kind of mood that is always recognized as "love" when we break up. Only after parting do you realize that it is "lost"; there is a kind of beauty that you only know after giving up...

⑷ A tear-jerking and sad love short story~~~~~

There is such a couple. The girl is very beautiful, very considerate, and occasionally comes up with some bad ideas to tease the boy. The boy is very smart and sensible, and the most important thing is that he has a strong sense of humor. He always makes fun of others. When two people get along, they find a way to make the girl laugh. The girl likes the boy's optimistic mood very much.

They have always gotten along well. The girl feels for the boy lightly, saying that the boy is like her own relative. .

The boy loves the girl very deeply and cares about her very much. So whenever there is a quarrel, the boy will say that it is his fault and that it is his own fault. Even if sometimes he really does not blame him, He said the same thing. He didn’t want the girl to be angry.

After 5 years, the boy still loved the girl very much, just like before.

One weekend, the girl went out to do errands. The boy originally planned to go find the girl, but as soon as he heard that something was wrong with her, he gave up the idea. He stayed at home for a day and did not contact the girl. He felt that the girl had been busy and it was not good for him to disturb him.

Unexpectedly, when the girl was busy, she was still thinking about the boy, but she didn't receive any news from the boy for a day. She was very angry. After returning home in the evening, she sent a message to the boy, which was very serious. She even mentioned breaking up. .It was 12 o'clock in the evening.

The boy was so anxious that he called the girl's mobile phone and hung up three times in a row. No one answered the phone at home. He guessed that the girl had unplugged the phone line. The boy He grabbed his clothes and went out. He was going to the girl's house. It was 12:25.

The girl received another call from the boy at 12:40, from her mobile phone, but she hung up again. Broken off.

There was no word all night. The boy didn’t call the girl again.

The next day, the girl received a call from the boy’s mother, and she burst into tears on the other end of the phone. The boy had gone out last night The girl was involved in a car accident. The police said that she was driving too fast and did not brake quickly, and hit a large truck that broke down on the road. When the ambulance arrived, the girl was already dead.

The girl was so heartbroken that she could not cry. But there was no use regretting anymore. She could only miss the joy and happiness that the boy brought to her from bits and pieces of memories.

The girl endured her grief and came to the accident car parking lot. She wanted to see the boy. The last place he stayed. The car had been completely smashed by the collision. There was still blood stains of the boy on the steering wheel and dashboard.

The boy’s mother gave the boy’s belongings and wallet to the girl. , the watch, and the hand stained with the boy's blood

The girl opened her wallet, and there was a photo of her inside, and the blood stains soaked most of it.

When the girl took it When she picked up the boy's watch, she was surprised to find that the hands of the watch stopped near 12:35.

The girl instantly understood that the boy used his last effort to call her after the accident, and she herself But because he was still blocked

he was too angry to answer the call. The boy no longer had the energy to dial the phone for the second time. He left with his infinite attachment and guilt for the girl.

Girl She never knows what the last words the boy wants to say to her are. The girl also understands that no one will love her more than this boy!

⑸ I want a short love story that is as sad as possible and as good as possible. Thank you

Why did the girl get wet in the rain

A boy and a girl are a pair of male and female friends. The boy is very carefree, but the girl is very devoted to the boy. Girls love rainy days and love to get wet in the rain. Whenever a girl runs out of the umbrella to get wet in the rain, the boy often wants to accompany her in the rain, but the girl always stops him.

The boy always asked: "Why don't you let me get wet with you in the rain?" The girl replied: "Because... I'm afraid you will get sick..." The boy often asked her: "If you get sick in the rain, why do you still do it?" Are you going to get wet in the rain?" But the girl always smiled and didn't answer. In the end, it is often the boy who cannot defeat the girl and agrees to her request. Because boys will feel happy as long as they see girls happy. But happy time always passes quickly, and the boy falls in love with another girl. . . I like her more than girls. One day, when the boy and the girl were having dinner together, he proposed a breakup request, and the girl silently accepted it. Because she knows that a boy is like a gust of wind, and the wind will not stay for anyone. That night was the last time the boy sent the girl home. Downstairs in the girl's house, the boy kissed the girl for the last time. The boy said: "I'm really sorry to let you down, but the moment when I get wet with you in the rain is my happiest time." After the girl heard this, she started crying. The boy held her. After a long time, the boy said: "There is a question I have been wanting to ask you for a long time. Why don't you let me get in the rain with you?" After a long time, the girl said slowly: "Because I don't want you to You know, I'm crying..." I like this story very much: "Because I don't want you to know." . p>

⑹ Classic sad love story

When I was born, I felt like there was something pulling me from behind. I kicked my calves hard, but unfortunately nothing could be kicked. There was nothing I could do. I had no choice but to act coquettishly the moment I landed, crying "Wow..." with a loud voice. But when the nurse tenderly held me in her arms and praised me for being a beautiful young man in the future, another nurse The young lady shouted: "Oh! There's another one!" Just like that, another little guy was born, and they called us both "dragon and phoenix"!

The world that used to belong to me now has another little brat to share with you, and you have to give her half of everything. As long as I am slightly dissatisfied, she will use her to be more powerful than me. The loud voice called my mother, and I had to obey. When I was five years old, some forgetful uncle gave me a toy submachine gun. I actually forgot that I had a little ancestor, so when she came and asked me to give her half of the gun, I refused to say anything. After all, the gun It was a boy's toy, but she called her mother again without mercy, and her mother said: "You are the brother, let me keep my sister!" After saying that, she gave the gun to her, and she shot me with it. Finally, I followed her request and lay down to pretend to be dead. I thought to myself: "I would rather I was my sister! Why don't you just be the unlucky brother?" Then she burst out laughing and stepped on my belly in a show of victory. posture! Poor me, who knew that our parents are one of the few examples of not favoring boys over girls, so you can imagine my status in the family. In the eyes of others, our family is a happy family of four, with a balanced number of men and women, but why can't our status be balanced? Later, as I grew up little by little, I realized in my practical life that this was purely genetic!

Until we went to kindergarten, my popularity in the kindergarten was better than hers, because she was more fierce, maybe because she was used to being domineering at home, and treated everyone the same way she treated me. Of course, others would not really do it. Like me, she was oppressed by her. Soon she came to me crying and said that no one played with her and wanted me to play with her. I had no choice but to obey her orders. She was the boss of our family. I didn’t want to be disobedient unless I didn’t want to go back. Home! So I gave up the time I spent playing with those beautiful little girls to spend time with this little girl.

One time, a little kid who didn't know whether he was alive or dead came to snatch a Transformers toy model that she had just snatched from me. Although she was fierce, she was not as strong as the boys. At that time, I was lazy and watching a group of beautiful girls. A little girl was playing games. She came to me angrily and told me that she had been robbed. I immediately rolled up my sleeves and found the senior boy who was a head taller than me. "Give her the Transformers back!" "No. !" I punched him, and his nose was bleeding. He dropped the toy and went to the teacher crying. I picked up the toy and handed it to her. She looked at me with admiration, hehe! I finally had some dignity as an older brother, but the consequences were disastrous. My mother was called to the kindergarten. The aunt in the first class didn’t know about my relationship with her and thought I was committing murder for love. Haha, how could I be so precocious? She didn’t understand as much as she did. Well, my mother asked me to apologize, and I refused to apologize. As a result, my mother hit me twice on the *** hard. I held back my tears, but I refused to apologize, and I unleashed my anger on the tall boy in front of me. Hao Yan: "If you dare to bully her again in the future, I will make your nose bleed!"

Since then, her attitude towards me has changed. She no longer bullies me and often hides things she used to do. She gave me delicious food, but I actually knew where she was hiding! hehe!

We went to school, carrying the same schoolbags and wearing the same clothes and shoes. She walked in front and I walked in behind. We were in the same class, and the classmates were very curious about why we looked so similar, because at that time they didn't know how twins were born, let alone chromosomes. Of course, I didn't understand either. I didn’t know it until I studied biology! The teacher asked us to sit one in the east and the other in the west. He was afraid that we would be dazzled when we sat together, haha! She was just like a kid at that time, or to be exact, she was just like me, like a pair of twins! After school, she and I went to play football together and climbed trees in the woods. We were covered in sweat and mud. I really had the illusion that she was me. Just looking at her, I knew what I was doing and what I was doing! The only difference between us is that there is a small black mole next to her left eye. Others say it is a beauty mole, but I can't tell that she looks like a beauty, she is just a tomboy! Her grades were better than mine, because after she finished her homework, I could just copy it. It was very easy, and I didn’t have to study so hard. It was good to have such a helper, but the price was that I had to carry it with me. She went everywhere to play, and her childhood was always happy, and it was short

⑺ Sad love stories, short stories, should be beautiful.

I’ll create it on the fly!

Our love! Is it not there?

I fell in love with a girl named Lan Xuan! I met her the first time we were in the library! We communicated with each other and finally established it! Relationship between men and women! I love her very much! I tolerate her when she acts like a spoiled child! If she hits me and scolds me, I will hug her! No matter if she is right or wrong! I'm the first to say sorry! One day she asked me if you love me! I (Xiao Key) replied that you are so good at asking such a strange question, but she insisted on me saying that I must say love! But her attitude changed! At first I thought my answer was insincere! She gradually moved away from me. She didn’t reply to my text messages on my mobile phone and she didn’t answer my calls.

I started to get anxious! I went to her school to find her! Her classmates said she dropped out of school! My heart suddenly changes! Tears are left! Is our love so unsteady? Half a year has passed! Suddenly I received a text message on my phone saying Xiaokey, let’s come out and meet! I deleted her number because I don’t want to recall this past incident! Suddenly I can't remember this number! After that, I thought it was some friend who asked me to go out to play! After letting go, we went to the coffee shop! I met Lan Xuan, whom I hadn’t seen for half a year! I ran over immediately! Hold her! She pushed me away hard! She said to me again, "Do you love me?" I immediately said seriously that I loved it! A little smile appeared on her lips and she immediately became stern again! Say we break up! Did I do something wrong when I held her hand? Or I didn’t do well enough! She cried! I saw her cry for the first time since the beginning! At that time she said it was not appropriate to let us go! She shook my hand off! He ran into the vast crowd and disappeared! But I stayed where I was! Keep the tears! After a long time, I returned home and it started to rain! I was so wet by the rain that I couldn’t tell the difference between tears and rain! Cried! Go home and lie on your own bed! Cried! I have a fever because I got caught in the rain! ! I fainted for several days because of this! When I woke up, my parents were touching my hands with tears in their eyes. When I got up, I was in the hospital! I asked my mother what happened! Mom said, kid, you scared mom to death! You've been dizzy for several days! By the way, Lan Xuan came to see you the day you fainted from a fever! She saw you shed many tears! Maybe I'm worried about you! I haven’t seen Lan Xuan in so many years! She disappeared into my world! I thought I could forget! Unknowingly, a long time passed! Lan Xuan's father suddenly appeared in front of me and gave me a letter! He said he wrote it on the night Lan Xuan wrote it in his little diary! Mom and Dad, if you see this letter, give it to me! Small key!

I can’t wait to open it! Read the above! I cried!

Dear! Small key!

How are you doing now? Maybe when you read this letter! I'm already in heaven! Haha, it’s a bit ridiculous! But thank you! Let me know love! By the way, Xiaokey, I really wish I could listen to what you said again! love me! hehe! Maybe this is a luxury! sorry! It’s my farewell without saying goodbye! It was my sudden breakup! sorry! Because I have a reason to leave. Sorry for my willfulness! Maybe it was a mistake for us to fall in love! We should not be in love!

Sorry! I made you hurt! I know that loving someone is both happiness and pain!

Sorry! Little key, I'm leaving!

I really hope we can still be lovers in the next life! Finally get married! Give birth to a litter of babies! Raise children! We grow old eventually! Still holding each other's hand!

Maybe it’s impossible in this life! hehe! Fool! Don't be sad about my departure!

In an instant! I ran over and grabbed it! Went a little far! Xuanlan's father said! That’s it for rendering! He said she had cancer because of it a few years ago! Only a few months to live! She has been gone for almost half a year! (sigh)___ That’s when I cried again! Tears flowed! Flow into my heart! I'm running here! Scream why! God wants to treat us like this! Destiny played a joke on us! Why didn't you let me see her for the last time? I walked to the library where we first met and took the book we read together for the first time to her spiritual place! Speaking of which, Lan Xuan still remembers! This is the first book we read together when we met! Let me read it to you! Talking! Talking! Talking! Tears dripped onto that page of the book~

I hope you live a happy life in heaven! Because I'm going to bed, I don't have much emotional input into writing this story