Mid-Autumn Festival, National Day SMS (funny) collection.

The water is flowing and the fish is swimming, so there is no reason to love you. The wind is blowing and it is raining. I really want to hug and kiss you. There is love in the sky and love on the earth. How about a romantic National Day?

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is, how hot the fire is … I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Eleven happy!

The sky is blue, the grass is green, and the National Day holiday is exciting. Mountain Xiu Xiu, clear water, hand in hand to travel everywhere. Abdomen, buy less clothes. This year's expenses are on you!

Full of expectations in my heart, blessing full of wealth. National Day has not arrived yet, I hope my blessing will arrive first. I wish you a happy National Day in advance! I arranged all the other blessing messages!

Meet on the crisp National Day in autumn, miss you in the long Christmas in early winter, kiss you in the green spring, just want to ask gently-give me a beautiful date on National Day, ok?

What should I do if I am hungry on National Day? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you have no guts? Practice with bin Laden! What should I do if I miss you? Look at the pigsty!

Laughter is the most convenient, nutritious, magical and non-toxic green beauty tonic in the world. Come to my house to apply beauty tonic on National Day!

According to your birthday, National Day will definitely make a windfall. Blow an explosive hairstyle, wear a patched dress, hold a stick in your right hand and a bowl in your left hand, and walk down the street muttering: Come on!

Please choose the sentence with correct grammatical structure and meaning 1. I am not a real pig. 2. I am a real pig. I am a real pig. Those who answer correctly have the opportunity to participate in the National Day Animal Husbandry Achievement Exhibition.

I propose to you on National Day, will you? I want you to be the second happiest person in the world! Why? Because I married you, I became the happiest person in the world!

Acacia every night, miss every day, you in the distance, National Day, although you are lonely, but so beautiful! Because of my sincere blessing!

What gift did you give me on National Day? In fact, a smile is enough, like a thin glass of wine and a gentle wind. This is the most touching declaration, like spring, warm and elegant.

Turn my thoughts into blue stars, flashing in the night and early morning, flashing in your imminent dream, and gently playing them for you, my beloved keys, a thousand times and ten thousand times ... Happy National Day!

National Day coincides with the Mid-Autumn Festival, and life coincides with the spirit of prosperity. I wish you a happy holiday and family reunion! Think about this festival and wait for another 30 years! ! !

Urgent reminder, a new way of mobile phone virus transmission: through mobile phone National Day greetings. For your health, after receiving greetings, be sure to soak your mobile phone in disinfectant for one hour before using it!

I wrapped a bag of sunshine and two sea breezes, made a few pounds of homemade blessings, and asked people to buy some happiness in America. France bought two bottles of romance, and cut some worries from the bottom of my heart as gifts for you. Happy National Day!

Experience a one-day family tour on National Day and take a bus back and forth. Activities include cleaning the floor and kitchen of my house, scrubbing pots and pans, washing clothes and bedding, and bringing lunch for 2 10 people. Sign up as soon as possible

Girls are like flowers, and boys are open-minded. In order to open up a new world, he awakened the sleeping mountains and changed the face of the river. This is a beautiful motherland and the place where I grew up.

If one day you think of someone who loved you, it must be me. If one day no one loves you, it must be that I am dead. I still miss you on National Day, don't you?

Without a country, there is no home; Without home, there can be no you and me. Let's wish the country a happy home, a happy home and a happy country! Happy National Day! !

Blink of an eye, there is no flowery rhetoric, nor does it copy other people's thinking. I just send my sincere blessing and simple greetings: God, I hope you will bless this person who reads short messages safely to the old age, and there will be no troubles in the days with my blessing!

Friends need to take it to heart. When they are busy, a short message and a phone call are convenient to contact. It's easy to change a mobile phone to a more fashionable one, but my friend, that's a lifetime thing. Happy National Day!

When I arrived and sat watching the rising clouds, I realized that the most important thing in life is to find something to eat, something to drink, people who love you, and some friends who can bless you on National Day!

Work is endless, but the body is exhausted. Health is the capital of life. Be kind to yourself! You should have a rest during the National Day holiday.