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First, I want to be with you and pass on my stupidity to you.

Second, fortunately, when I chased you, you were too heavy to run.

Third, the hero does not ask the source, and the speed of love is looking for me.

Fourth, the so-called natural awakening is actually awakened by urine.

I'm so cute that even mosquitoes want to kiss me.

6. When I became a swan, you were still an egg.

7. Sorry, there is no gender suitable for you in the public toilet.

Silence is golden. Leave me alone. I want to save money.

Nine, give my future mother-in-law a bad review, the delivery is too slow!

Ten, grow so big, homework has been with us.

Friendship is like a vase, it will break when it is hit hard.

Twelve, sometimes being fat is also a kind of beauty, at least I am fat but not greasy.

Thirteen, I wanted to live in my husband's heart, but I didn't expect many neighbors.

Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.

Fifteen, the world has always been cruel, you can only be a doll if you don't play.

16. Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the fewer times you pretend.

My love world is a slum, and yours is a tall building.

Eighteen, life is not just the immediate life, there are countless homework.

19. The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.

Twenty, it took me time to pay for my mobile phone before I realized that my words were so valuable.

Your biggest problem is not your confusion about the future, but your inability to get up.

Don't treat me like a rival in love. Don't worry, I don't like your partner.

Twenty-three, just because I saw you more often in the crowd, I was blind from then on.

Twenty-four, I look thin when I am fat, so as not to look ugly when I am thin.

Sometimes you want to give up the teacher, and the teacher also wants to give up you.

Ghosts are very afraid of death, because when they die, they will become people.

Twenty-seven, you always call me lazy, yes, I like you and I'm too lazy to give up on you.

If you can appreciate my strangeness, you will be as lovely as me.

I'd rather be green than break up with you, and you still say I don't love you?

Give me a canteen steamed bread as a fulcrum, and I can tilt the earth.

Why do you feel sleepy when reading? Because books are where dreams begin.

I didn't know what I said was so valuable until I paid the phone bill.

Thirty-three, we are all: sleeping in class, jumping after class, and dying in the exam.

I want to hug and touch you. If you don't agree, you can kiss me.

Eason Chan only taught me to sing for ten years, but he didn't teach me to walk for ten years.

Don't make excuses for everything. Don't blame gravity for constipation.

37. I am a principled person. My principle is only three words, depending on the mood.

Thirty-eight, explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, dishonesty is the lack of clean-up!

Why hasn't the only thrill come yet? I really want to help him choose a SF Express and deliver it the same day.

Forty, Mr. Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because I don't understand the darkness of my day.

When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek best. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

Forty-two, if I hadn't met a hairdresser, I would have found the other half.

Forty-three, there are two egos in the world, one is intermittent hard work and the other is continuous depravity and indulgence.

44. People like the spring breeze and hate the cold wind. In fact, the cold wind is innocent, but the temperature is getting worse!

Forty-five, you only have two choices. I am either your wife or your wife's nightmare.

46. With your understanding, you may not understand what I explained, so you can continue to slim down.

47. How can we care about everyone's feelings? I can't take care of my mood.

Forty-eight, some people are like this. They are maggots and think the whole world is a cesspit.

Forty-nine, God, can you save the rain that will rain these days and return it to me when you are in military training!

If you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

5 1. I used to be a schoolmaster, but I was curious about the world of scum. I went in to have a look and got lost.

Mothballs are the worst hard candy I have ever eaten. How can anyone buy such a strange smell?

If you are my dish, I'm sorry, I don't feel like eating vegetables recently. Besides, you're not my type.

54. Whenever I see someone pretending, I always bow my head silently. I'm not good, I'm looking for bricks.

55. The little match girl finished the last match, but she didn't light the cigarette in her mouth at last.

56. Don't panic when life is not smooth. Looking at my wallet and savings, I cried.

57. When I have money, I will buy two lollipops, one for you to eat and the other for you to eat.

Fifty-eight, I went to the examination room and collapsed. I cried when I saw the newspaper. I don't test anything I recite, and I can't test it.

Fifty-nine, God is fair, giving others happiness, but also blinding you, fearing that you will feel uncomfortable.

I don't know how others turn pressure into motivation. Anyway, I will only turn stress into appetite.

Sixty-one, when I have money, let's buy lollipops, two, one for you to eat and one for you to eat.

Sixty-two, texting in class, the feeling of being scared with your neck hooked, only those who have experienced it can understand it.

You can steal my sentence or my expression, but if you steal my heart, I will call my husband.

64. You have two choices: one is to get out at once, and the other is to get out at once. Of course, you can also choose to get out immediately.

Sixty-five, every student has a magical skill to finish homework in one day, but it can only break out on the last day of the holiday.

Sixty-six, the current underground parking lot is designed like a maze, and it takes a long time to find that you don't have a car.

I met my old classmate in the street today. I didn't expect him to be so poor that he only put a dollar in my bowl.

Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

69. The strength of science is that you can't read the answers even if you copy them. The advantage of liberal arts is that you don't want to copy after reading the answers.

I may not be able to carry 70, 100 Jin of stones, but if it is 100 Jin of coins, I promise to pick it up and run.

Children are happy when they are sad, but we adults can't. We have to eat a good meal or buy something.

Seventy-two, I finally know why most couriers are men, because if they are women, they will open them for you halfway.

Seventy-three, I am a person who is good at reflecting on myself. For example, after I slapped you on the backhand, I would wonder if I hit you lightly.

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.

Seventy-five, the furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when the parent-teacher conference is held, your mother-in-law is in front of you, but you can only call her aunt.

Seventy-six, mermaid is fake, at least in the history of China certainly does not exist, otherwise there will be cooking methods and taste effects handed down.

77. Others want to have a romantic date together on Valentine's Day, but I want to visit your ancestors together when I am in Tomb-Sweeping Day.

Seventy-eight, let's meet again in a few decades, send them to the crematorium and burn them all to ashes. You are a bunch of me, and no one knows anyone. All of them are sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.

79. When Dayu didn't enter the house for three times, his wife sang at home every day and missed him: Dayu missed those years, and love missed those years.

Eighty, 2000 a month. I feel that I have reached the peak of my life. I'm still single, and I'm afraid to have a girlfriend because I'm afraid my girlfriend will try to get my money.

Eighty-one, the teacher said, students, don't be puppy love. What you say now will be someone else's wife in the future. I was lying in the trough while listening, thinking that other people's wives would stimulate me.

Eighty-two, I often skip class with a classmate, and the teacher always tells me to call my parents. Later, my classmate's father said to him, son, I can't go to school. I go to school more days than you this semester.

Eighty-three, when I was a child, my father often told me the story that he 10 went out to work and provoked the family burden. After listening to this, I secretly vowed to be a braggart like my father when I grow up.

Eighty-four, my girlfriend and I introduced my buddy and her best friend together. Then we quarreled and broke up. My girlfriend defends her best friend, so I try to defend my buddy. Well, you guessed it, and now we have broken up.