How to embarrass others on April Fool's Day?

Hold out 1 finger and ask others "what is this";

Put out two more fingers and ask others "what is this";

Hold out three fingers again and ask others, "What is 1+ 1?" ;

10 people, the most 1 people answered correctly.

(key point: actions should be consistent)

Cats are afraid of mice.

Find a friend and let him say "mouse" three times first.

Then say "old mouse" three times, and when he finishes, immediately.

Ask him, "What are cats afraid of?" It is almost certain that he will come back.

Answer "mouse", I have tried many times, and I am not happy again and again!

(key: be quick. )

(3) Who is a pig?

Ask a friend: is the English spelling of pig PUG?

No, it's a pig No, how do I remember it was you?

You're mistaken, it's me,

-The pig is yours

-Pig, it's me

An ingenious plan that touches people's hearts-a chapter in life

Make a strange coke. Buy a bottle of coke, drink half of it, add vinegar, soy sauce, salt, mustard and other condiments, and carefully prepare a cup of coke with normal color and strange taste. Pretend to be drinking when you meet an acquaintance, and then hand over the "coke" generously. The other party was unprepared, thanked him and gulped it down, then frowned and spat. It can also be made according to the rules, such as pouring Erguotou wine into mineral water, adding some soapy water to beer and so on.

Toothpaste Sandwich Cake Unpack the sandwich cake, carefully open two biscuits, remove the original sandwich, and take out toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, it tastes good! ) Squeeze a proper amount into the cake, the weight will follow the personal "diet" habit, and finally stick together to be as realistic as possible. You generally don't need special use at all, just put it in an obvious place. It's best to prepare a few original sandwich cakes and watch TV while eating, so people will naturally patronize and taste them. This is called Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who are willing will take the bait. You can also take the initiative to invite people to taste everywhere. Although there are risks, there must be many people trapped.

Order songs. Prepare a rice basin or enamel washbasin (other objects that can emit loud and high decibels after being smashed) and a telephone. Try to call the other party in a very formal tone, and then say: This is the music station. There is a Mr./Ms. X (whose real name can be said or not) who wants to order a song for Mr./Ms. Y. If you want to listen, please dial # to listen (most people will press it). Thank you. This song is the "pawn" of the power train. Please listen carefully. Then tap the prepared percussion object, only once, and make a "bang". Before the other person reacts, say: Thank you for listening, Happy April Fool's Day, goodbye! This method is suitable for friends between dormitories, or friends who can contact by phone, and the last people who are close. In addition, don't laugh on the phone, so as not to affect the effect and atmosphere.

Tell a story. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool who said "no" to everything others asked him. For example, did you eat? He said "no". What's your name? He said "no". Oh, by the way, have you heard this story? B:No. $ # @! #^! ~

Bark like a dog. Find three things at random, such as three cups. Let a friend say "forget" when you knock the first one, "love" when you knock the second one, and "water" when you knock the third one, which is euphemistically called testing a friend's reaction speed. After several times, continue to knock for the first time. If your friend says "forget, forget, forget, woof, woof, woof".

Test your reaction ability. By the way, you can tell your MM that I want to test your English reaction ability, hold out your left hand, tell her that my thumb is A, my index finger is C, my middle finger is M, my ring finger is S, and my little finger is X, and then say, in order to increase the difficulty, I will interfere with you in Chinese. Then you pointed to the middle finger and said fish, she said M, you pointed to the ring finger and said donkey, she said S, then pointed to the thumb and said pig, she said A, and then kept pointing to the thumb and said pig, and she kept saying: A, A, A, A, A, A. If MM is smart, she can try other fingers before giving her thumb.

Spelling is correct. Is the English spelling of pig PUG? -No, it was a pig.-No, I don't remember it was you (you).-You're mistaken, it was me.-The pig was me.

Become a living person. You can play this game with your best friend. Its name is: Become a living person. Tell your friend to make a horse posture first, the correct posture, with a blank piece of paper in his mouth. Pay attention to this posture before he works. Then you have to change him from this room to another room, and everything is ready. You can say this sentence helplessly: "What a change!" I won't, but that's what the living do. "

Wind oil essence first draw "wind oil essence" on the pen, not too much. Then go to someone: please help me write an x, I forgot how to write it. After he finished writing with this pen, several fingers in his right hand naturally had wind oil essence. Then pretend to care and say: ah! You have a big piece of gum in your right eye. He naturally rubbed his right eye with his right hand, and then ......

Make sentences. Ask the other person what he would do if he was asked to make a sentence with "I, he, she, love". No matter what he does, he is wrong. He won't be better! After telling him: "The correct answer is" He loves her ",the other person will definitely ask:" What about me? "At this time, you can tell him generously (with a little BT tone):" It's none of your business! "

Chili cigarettes. Carefully take out the cut tobacco of a cigarette (the more expensive the better), be careful not to break the cigarette paper, put the pepper powder in, put the cut tobacco in order, and then put the cigarette case in one place as if nothing had happened. You should smoke a normal cigarette and watch the play after burning it!

Shopping mall discount activities. Prepare some world-class brand handbags, boxes, etc. (preferably in kind), and then calculate the time and place where shopaholics often hang out and wait for them. At the same time, I inadvertently grabbed Adidas and Nike in my left hand, and ELLE in my right hand, and then I passed by in a three-elf costume. Say hello and tell me how lucky you are today. These specialty stores will be 20% off (and then described by saliva), and the doors will be crowded. If you don't go, say goodbye in a hurry.

Grandpa and grandson go out to sea to experience risks. Grandpa is a fisherman. The weather is fine. He asked his little grandson to go fishing with him. Who knows that just after going out to sea, the weather suddenly changed and there was a storm at sea. The little grandson was afraid, and grandpa comforted him: Don't be afraid, my dear grandson. Grandpa has been skilled for so many years. What are you afraid of this storm? Suddenly, a big wave came and broke the oar in two. Then grandpa said helplessly to his grandson, dear grandson, the pulp is finished!

Mysterious spy. Use another QQ to add the fool to your new friend list, and then seize each other's weaknesses (don't tell me you don't know some small weaknesses of your friends) and start a "big bombing" until it is exposed.

A distant letter. On April Fool's Day, your old friend will receive a notice from the post office. He or she will be informed that there is an unpaid email from an unknown sender. Ask him or her to pick it up at a post office that may not be known half a city away. Of course, you have to pay double the postage. You can't let the postman who works hard day and night waste his or her labor. Then, he (she) braved the scorching sun in April, travel-stained and full of doubts, and finally came to a post office with an expectant face, asking questions from east to west and respectfully paying double postage ... When a friend opened the envelope with excited hands, a note floated inside, "Happy April Fool's Day, it's really not easy to come here, hehe ..."

High-paying recruitment. The day before April Fool's Day, put up a poster somewhere (asking people to come and go). The specific content is that in order to adapt to the development, a company advertised on a large scale, and specially recruited a few weekend salesmen with a daily salary of 200 RMB. If you are interested, please register in a building and a room somewhere! Limited places, please report as soon as possible! Then you will see an endless stream of tourists asking about it ... cool. But the disadvantage is that it is easy to be caught by urban management or beaten by unemployed people!

Artificial Barbie doll. I want to make a bunch of garlic, green onions, onions, carrots and other lovely vegetables for a lovely little boy. You'd better sprinkle some stinky tofu juice on the bouquet. Of course, it takes a professional flower delivery girl to send it formally. I also want a tofu skin from Zhang greatly as a greeting card attached to the bouquet, on which my heartfelt greetings are written in soy sauce.

Double postage. Estimate the time and send a letter to a friend in advance, but don't put a stamp on it or write down your mailing address (otherwise it will be returned to you). In this way, on April Fool's Day, your friend will receive a letter from the post office. He was told that he had an unpaid email. Please pick it up at the post office and pay double postage. Arriving at a post office, he respectfully presented double postage and opened the envelope, only to find a small note floating inside, which read "Happy April Fool's Day!" However, this kind of prank may be delayed in time, and the effect may not be as good as expected.

Send gifts. If someone celebrates his birthday on April Fool's Day, give him a big box that says "Happy Birthday", fill the box with pieces of paper and loosen the bottom of the box. When he picked up the box, the bottom of the box fell and the scraps of paper flew all over the room. This fool must be cleaned up for half an hour.

Measure. The prankster stopped a pedestrian with a rope and asked him to help him measure. Then take the other end of the rope, turn the corner, stop another pedestrian, and do the same. Then you can hide and watch the fun. People at both ends may wait for more than ten minutes, see nothing, just put down the rope end and go to the other side to find out, and then they will find themselves cheated.

A prank message

April Fool's Day SMS is more and more popular because of its conciseness, humor and convenient operation. Don't worry about it, just press the phone or mouse to realize the fool's action. Although people nowadays don't necessarily follow the tips on short messages, it's not bad to win a fool's smile in this way. The reporter collected some commonly used classic short messages from the Internet for your reference.

Short messages about mobile phones

Emergency reminder: There may be lightning recently. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head, plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember!

Tips for free mobile phone calls: When there is an incoming call, press 54sg before the second ring and then press power off, and the call is free at this time.

This is a well-designed short message. If you look at the phone upside down, you will appreciate the wonderful patterns ... is it fun to turn it over?

According to the research of Massachusetts Institute of Technology, soaking the mobile phone in water 1 minute before making a phone call can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain, remember!

Dear users: Hello! Due to the ugly appearance and outdated style of your mobile phone, it has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of mobile communication services. This station decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone after 10 minutes!

If you receive this message, which proves that your mobile phone is infected with virus, please take out your mobile phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.

Text messages about idiots

Test you: What should I do if pigs all over the world die overnight? (Make a title) "At least you"!

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?

It's wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, talents who practice, women who want to be in shape, geniuses who send messages and idiots who read text messages!

You are so handsome and cool that you can't compare with it. You always think you are Dong Fangbubai, but you are a fool!

To test Putonghua, please read aloud the following poems: Dark Stone Green, Dark Stone Dianthus, Dark Stone Tongchun Green, Dark Stone TongChun Zhu.

This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read aloud: Chun Lv in the bedroom, holding plums and smelling the flowers, I can only win the prize. I invited Wen to sleep in the bedroom, and the bedroom knows the spring scenery.

Short messages about health

Tips for self-test of vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and inhale fiercely, and then observe whether people around you smell strange smell. If so, you must strengthen your exercise according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman!

Report: Your sleeping position is not correct at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep.

Ah! You are so elegant and charming. No wonder everyone says you are ... bloated!

Other short messages

Attention, look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone.

Notice: there will be a leadership inspection tomorrow morning. Dear colleagues, please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes!

Emergency reminder: There may be tornado weather recently, so be sure to take two dumbbells weighing 10 kg with you when you go out to avoid being swept to the west by strong wind. Those who weigh less than 50 kilograms must be doubled.

Seismological station forecast: There will be a slight earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight, cover yourself with a quilt, put a toilet on your head and put a straw in your nose.

A clever trick to deceive people-computer articles

Crazy desktop, nothing desktop.

Desktop is something that every computer user has to face every day, and it is also the thing that deals with the most. What happens when you hack each other's desktop? Ok, this April Fool's Day, let's start with each other's desktops!

Unique skill power: ★★★☆☆☆

Special effects: make all icons, start menu and taskbar on the other side's desktop disappear.

Implementation process: First, make preparations on your own machine, open the Notepad program and enter the following contents:

Open registry

(There is a blank line here)

[HKEY _ Current _ User Software Microsoft Windows CurrentVersionPolicy Explorer]

No desktop = dword: 00000001/shield desktop.

Nosettaskbar = dword: 00000001/Mask the start menu and taskbar.

After input, check and save it as NoDesktop.reg.

Ok, after the preparation is completed, when the other party is away, copy the file NoDesktop.reg to any directory of the other party's operating system with floppy disk, USB flash drive or through online neighbors, and double-click this file to import it into the registry. Wait a while, the other party restarts the computer, and when the system startup process is over, the other party's desktop will be empty. Sneaking around with each other, isn't it a little fidgety?

Antidote: Click Start → Run, enter regedit in the Run dialog box, open the Registry Editor, find the following branch [HKEY _ Current _ User Software Microsoft Windows Current Version Policy Explorer], and delete all NoDesktop and NoSetTaskbar in the right window to crack it.

Crazy mouse-exchange left and right mouse keys

The mouse is an important input device of the computer and plays a very important role in the interaction between users and the computer. Imagine what happens if the other person's mouse is paralyzed? In the second step of the trick, we take each other's mouse.

Power of unique skill: ★★☆☆

Click Start → Settings → Control Panel in turn on the other computer, double-click the mouse icon to pop up the mouse properties dialog box, and select the key option to switch the primary and secondary keys in the mouse button configuration bar, that is, tick. Click the OK button and exit the control panel. Note: At this time, the functions of the left and right mouse buttons have been interchanged. You should use the right mouse button when clicking the OK button, otherwise it will not be available. Ok, wait for a while, and when the other party comes back, you will find that your left and right mouse buttons are completely out of order. You hide aside, look at each other's dumbfounding expressions, and secretly laugh!

Twitch the mouse crazily from left to right.

Power of unique skill: ★★★★★★

If you think the manual method above is troublesome, I recommend a gadget called twitch. Go to the website /main_down/list.asp first? Id=32 Download, rename and send it to the other party by email, cheat the other party to run it, or run it directly on the other party's machine while the other party is not paying attention. After running, the left and right mouse buttons will switch constantly, thus achieving the purpose of touching people.

Antidote: Press Ctrl+Alt+Del to call up the task manager, end the game.exe process, then delete the notepad.exe file in the X:windows directory (this is not a notepad program, but a disguised program), find the kernel64.exe file (this is a real notepad program), and rename it as a notepad.exe file.

Inferior literary skills

MM (or someone) is not at the computer or just uses an excuse to lure him away, and then runs to his computer to do one thing-first minimize all his open windows, and then click the PrintScreen key on the keyboard to grab his desktop. Open the drawing program in Start → Programs → Attachments, select Edit → Paste, and then save this picture as unnamed. Bmp file.

Next, click the right mouse button on the desktop and select Properties → Background → Browse to find the newly created picture file. It will appear in the wallpaper bar after opening, and then select the picture to confirm.

Next, you need to drag the taskbar to the bottom of the screen, or click the right mouse button on the taskbar to select properties, put a check in front of the auto-hide option and cancel the check that has been at the front, and then you can hide the taskbar after confirmation.

At this time, MM will definitely be dumbfounded when she comes back to use the computer. The start button in the taskbar can't be opened, nor can the newly opened file be opened? Did it crash? But restarting the computer is still the same, and then you can stand up and save America with a bad smile.

Plastic surgery 1

The main target of this method is friends who use instant messaging software such as OICQ and ICQ.

Use emergency (the more urgent, the better) to get rid of the fool who is using instant messaging software, so that it is too late to lock the phone or close the instant messaging software.

Then approach the fool's computer with the trend of "flying stars chasing the moon"

Open the option of modifying personal data in instant messaging software, and then press and hold the keyboard and mouse, and it will be "all-round" modified by the stupid network appearance. As for how to change it, it depends on your interest and ability.

Finally, "destroy" all evidence that can expose traces and return to your seat.

Compared with the "easy-to-let technique" in martial arts novels, this kind of easy-to-let technique not only makes fools' friends confused about who they are, but also makes fools confused about themselves, making it extremely difficult to find themselves cheated.

Cosmetic surgery 2

The main target of this method is friends who use instant messaging software such as OICQ and ICQ.

Try to get the contact number of fool instant messaging software, such as Oicq number.

Re-apply for an Oicq number and fill in your personal data according to the details of the fool.

Add the fool to the contact list of the new number you applied for, then seize the weakness of the other person (don't tell me you don't know some small weaknesses of your friend) and start "bombing" until it is exposed.

Unlike 1 which doesn't let a fool know who he is, this technique mainly doesn't let the other person know who you are. So when you use it, you must pay attention to hiding it, and try not to make the other party suspicious of you.

Crack the secret recipe:

Please remember to lock the system before you leave the computer. Once you suspect that you have been recruited, you can only observe and crack it carefully.

Gan Kun was greatly moved.

As the name implies, "Gankun's trick" is to steal some settings from a fool's computer. The main methods are as follows:

Use the microphone and the "recorder" program that comes with Windows to record some horrible or weird sounds, and then set them as Windows startup sounds (shutdown sounds). When this machine is turned on (off) by a fool, the cold will be startled.

Change the shortcut targets of some applications commonly used by fools (it is best to change them into some fun prank software), and let them click on the shortcut to open the program, only to find that the program that is not corresponding to the shortcut is started. Note: Be sure to keep the shortcut icon consistent with the original program.

The target folder corresponding to "My Documents" in the fool's computer will be changed, so that all documents written by the fool by mistake will disappear.

Open a fool's Foxmail to create an account at will, then open the folder for storing emails, cut and back up the inbox file (in.box) under your common account to a safe place (it is not easy to be found or deleted by mistake), then copy the inbox file under the newly opened account to the fool's common account, and finally return to Foxmail to delete the newly created account.

Open the control panel-Mouse, and change the usage habit in the mouse key configuration to the opposite setting.

You must be careful when using Gankun, because if you are not careful, you will be possessed and make a big mistake. Although this method is dangerous, its unique effect is absolutely first-class, which is enough to make a fool's heart beat faster, his blood pressure rise and he sweats all over.

Cracking tricks: It is quite simple to crack this rule, that is, no one can get close to your computer.

Deformation method

Practice method:

Catch the idiot object away from the computer for a few minutes or deliberately separate it (I don't know what to do, do I? )。

Get close to the fool's computer quickly with "Lingbo micro-step".

Minimize all its open windows under Win98/2000, and then grab its desktop with the PrintScreen key.

Open the drawing program, press Ctrl+v to paste the picture just captured, and save it in *. Bmp format.

Go back to the desktop and set the saved picture as the desktop. According to the specific operating system of the other party, the method is different, as follows:

Win98: Right-click the desktop, select Properties -Web, select the option of viewing the active desktop as a web page, then click the effect, select the icon of hiding the desktop when viewing the web page, and finally click the background to set the picture just saved as the desktop, and click OK to complete the setting.

Win2000: Right-click the desktop, select the active desktop, and then put a check mark before displaying the WEB content. Then click the right mouse button on the desktop again, select the active desktop, and remove all check marks in front of all options except displaying web page content. Finally, click the right mouse button on the desktop to select Properties-Background, set the saved picture as the desktop, and click OK to finish the setting.

Click the right mouse button in the taskbar to select properties, put a tick in front of the auto-hide option, and then click OK to hide the taskbar. If you don't think it's safe to hide like this, use the "drag magic" to hold the taskbar down at the bottom of the screen. All right! You're finished. Go back to your seat and get ready to snicker.

Casting effect:

When a stupid object presses any icon on the desktop and taskbar, there will be no response, even if it is mistaken for a system crash, restarting the computer will not help.