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What sentences describe "children wet the bed"?

First, the kindergarten teacher said: the penalty for wetting the bed is three yuan, five yuan twice and seven yuan three times. I was just about to ask the teacher how much the monthly subscription cost, when I saw you raise your hand and say, Teacher, I want to get an annual vip membership card! Happy Children's Day!

Second, the spring rain, thin and continuous, seems to be a cloud doll wetting the bed.

Third, we found that bin Laden wets his bed every night.

Fourth, want to eat sugar? Here you are; Want to cry? Coax you; Want to play Altman? Send you; Want to wet the bed? Suit yourself. Today is happy June 1, we can do anything we want, but we can't help being happy! Have fun!

It is ridiculous to compare this half-dead old woman who wets the bed viciously with the towering mountains.

Do you know how I know you? When I was in kindergarten, the teacher said: wetting the bed is three yuan once, five yuan twice and ten yuan three times. I was just about to ask how much the monthly subscription is, when you resolutely raised your hand and said, Teacher, I will handle the annual card!

Seven, I heard that you still maintain an incredible habit? Wet the bed in the middle of the night or in the early morning? Although I feel strange, I also understand that June 1 is coming: Happy holidays! No need to explain, I get it.

Congratulations on receiving this smelly text message. The receiver wets the bed tonight, the rescuer will continue to wet the bed tomorrow, delete the continuous bed wetting for three days, forward the bed wetting for one week, reply to keep the bed wetting for one month, and wet the bed every day if you don't return! Congratulations, you have been named the king of bed wetting! Happy Children's Day!

Nine, in view of your super-tall figure, overweight, not wetting the bed for many years, going to bed early at night, knowing to laugh every day, your nature is very clever, and your innocence is not old. On June 1 day, you were awarded the title of over-age good boy!

10. When Children's Day arrives, I will send you a protection law that "it is not shameful for over-age children to wet the bed", a lollipop that is "sweet as death" and a blessing that "children are naive but sincere": I wish you a happy June 1 in advance!

Eleven, the kindergarten teacher said: three yuan for wetting the bed, five yuan for two times and seven yuan for three times. I was just about to ask the teacher how much the monthly subscription cost, when I saw you raise your hand and say, Teacher, I want to apply for a VIP membership card. Happy Children's Day!

In view of your recent good performance: don't wet the bed and sleep, don't be late and leave early, and don't be lazy and shout tired, I decided to give you a commendation meeting on Children's Day. The prize is a happy nipple, which will be awarded on June 1 day, and will be invalid after the expiration.

Thirteen, my husband is going to sleep at night. As soon as he went to bed, he shouted, Wife, my son wet the bed yesterday and asked you to take the quilt out to dry in the morning. Wife: Yes, I got a tan. Husband: The weather is so good today that the quilt is still wet. Where's the sun? Wife: Oh, I put it in my circle of friends. Universal circle of friends!

Fourteen, the flowers of the motherland, the stars in the sky, the source of rivers, Xiaoyan in the sky, the baby of mother, the king who wets the bed under the covers, oh! It's you, it's you, happy little prodigy, little angel, I wish you a happy Children's Day.

Fifteen, Wukong drew a circle, and Tang Yan was safe; Xiaoping drew a circle and Shenzhen became rich. You drew a circle and you wet the bed again. Happy holidays, children.

The child wets the bed:

Primary enuresis in children, commonly known as bed-wetting, refers to the excretion of urine in bed after waking up during sleep, without the knowledge of the parties concerned, or in dreams. Most of them are simple and persistent, that is, there are no other accompanying symptoms except bed wetting, no organic lesions, and the physical and chemical examination is in the normal range.

Generally speaking, children can control urination at night when they reach 1 year old or 1 year old and a half, and the phenomenon of bed wetting has been greatly reduced. However, when some children are 2 or even 2.5 years old, it is still a normal phenomenon that they can only control urination during the day and often wet the bed at night. Most children stop enuresis at night after the age of 3. But if you are still wetting the bed over 3 years old and the frequency reaches more than twice a month, it is not normal. Bedwetting is called "nocturnal enuresis" and "nocturnal enuresis" in medicine.