The funniest and most unreasonable joke? Text message

Once upon a time, there was a prince and a princess. One day, the prince was enchanted by a wizard and could only say one sentence a year. The prince didn't speak for five years, but waited for one day to tell the princess that I love you. Finally, five years later, the prince said I love you to the princess, but the princess said something, and the prince fainted on the spot because the princess said something.