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A wonderful conversation that cats can't catch.

Baodi said: Love means that when I want to talk to you, you want to talk to me. In this way, you will be old when you talk, and you will be old all your life!

I'll give you a time-space converter. If you are sad, put it in front of you. The world will become another color. It's amazing, meow meow ~

I have a mole on my mouth. I am afraid of water. I look ugly after taking a shower. I'm not as rich as a pig. If you don't dislike it, then I can protect you forever.

I am a useless cat, I can't eat cat food, I can't lick my balls, I wear a hero mask, and I can't cover my mole.

I want to grab cat food and cat nest, but I don't need to grab courage, because courage is my own!

Mom said: a person's love for you depends on the speed at which she replies to your text messages.

Mom said: Every cat will return to Meow Star after being lovelorn on the earth for 9 times.

With her around, I never want to go back to the cat.

Would you like to be a wildcat with me? There is no cat food and no cat litter. If you want ... we're running away now.

Mother said: Only salted fish and goddesses can be worthy.

I will eat all the dried fish and have enough strength to love you and live up to you, believe me.

Why can't such a big church accommodate our love? Why can't the people who broke us up show up later? At least let me finish this sentence. I do.

Mom said: Missing is like 2.37 million hairs on a meow, which won't fall off every day, but will only get longer and longer.

Ask, where are you? I miss you so much that you want to talk to you.

How happy it would be if you were around now and we listened to music and slept together.

Mom said: if you want to rob what you didn't rob, you must do what you didn't do.

I didn't order Wang Xingren to do anything for me. I didn't cook for the goddess. I didn't practice sharpening my claws. Now I'm going to do it, and I'm sure I can get the goddess.

Cats don't cook, not because they are not good at cooking, but because they have a good appetite and eat all the food while cooking, but I must hold back this time.

Grind the claws extremely sharply, step by step, step by step, step by step, like claws, like the pace of the devil, grasp, grasp, grasp, grasp, grasp all the bad guys on the earth.

Goodbye partners, goodbye, I hope we don't cry, meet again, I hope we are all happy, goodbye master.

I can let myself do the things I don't like the most, not because I want to wronged myself, but because I love you so much that I will change myself willingly.

I flew for a long time, crossed many clouds and grasslands, and remembered many things about me and Xiao Q. Suddenly I was no longer afraid of the bad guys on the earth, because I found that since I fell in love with you, I had nothing to be afraid of except losing you. Don't be afraid, I'm coming.

Alas, my hair is dirty and my paws are black, but I have no time to lick them. I have to hurry to save Xiao Q.

Q, I'm sorry I'm late. Why did you lose weight and get dark hair? When you come home, I will lick your hair. I also made a salted fish cake at home. Go home and eat together, and never let you leave me again. Q, let's run now.

It turns out that we have nine lives, but there is only one fate. I just want to get what I want from fate, even if there is only one last one left.

Mom said: there must be salted fish if you survive. Mom's right. The host saved us and prepared a lot of delicious food for us, but the goddess said she had no appetite, so I went to take out the salted fish cake. The goddess said she felt sick, but she still couldn't eat. I said I would stay with you instead of eating together.

Because it doesn't matter what I do with you, what matters is that I can accompany you. It's a pity that God won't even give me such an opportunity.

Tomorrow is Christmas, and the goddess and I are wondering what gift our host will give us. I guess it's 100 dried fish, and the goddess guesses it's 100 lavender cat litter. It turned out to be nothing. The master only gave us four salted fish soldiers. Alas, he didn't even give us 100 piece of cat food. We are endowed with this ghost, so we can't eat or play. In this case, you should hurry back to Fish Star and don't disturb the goddess here. The goddess has been in poor health these days, and she can't get out of bed because her master is angry.

I decided to send a Christmas present to Xiao Q myself, not counting on human beings. Alas, I hope Xiao Q will get better soon.

Every time I get close to Xiao Q and smell her body, my fur is crisp, but Xiao Q won't let me near her, saying that I am afraid I will get sick, so no one will take care of her. I said yes, then I'll send a maid to rob you, not near you, only to serve you.

Meow meow, I am your little slave, and I will be your maid in the future. Let me be your Q slave for the rest of your life.

Let me give you a massage. Oh, I'm too fat. My meat overflowed and my clothes were crushed. Forget it. I'll play aunt. I will send an aunt to Q to teach her how to sharpen her claws and protect her every day.

Ask, where are you? Ask, where are you? I am my aunt. I'm coming.

Since you don't like the maid to rob, and you don't like the aunt to rob, then I will give you a hand-in-hand grab and hold your hand for life.

I told Xiao Q that this is our spaceship hand in hand, and even if we return to Meow Star one day, we will go back hand in hand.

I really hope that the earth will become a big box, with only you and me in it, and no one will disturb us. We will walk through every Christmas hand in hand until we are old, and then we can give our children Christmas presents and watch them laugh.

We played in the hand-held spaceship for a long time. The goddess said that she also had a gift for me. She told me to close my eyes first and then open them. Seeing a little self, made by Xiao Q himself for me, is warm in my heart. When I received a present at Christmas, I realized why I was happy. Not the original happy gift, but the caring gift.

After sending little Q maid to rob, aunt to rob, hand in hand to rob, and I have one last Christmas present for her to complete our unfinished wedding.

Same church, same ring, but I never thought it would have the same ending.

In my imagination, this photo should be with us for the rest of the time. Every time we take out this photo, we think of today's happy wedding, but we don't.

When she came back from the hospital, Xiao Q's health deteriorated for a time. Neither the doctor nor the owner told me what was wrong with her. I don't know whether she is happy or not, and whether she wants to leave us.

Mom said: Every meow's tail has a name, called happiness. When we revolve around ourselves, others think we are stupid, but in fact we just want to seize happiness.

In order to make Xiao Q happy, I gave her my tail to play with. I am not afraid that she will catch me, and I am afraid that she will not catch happiness.

I really want to ask my mother what to do, but I have sent many signals, and I can't get in touch with my star.

Looking at the fireworks in the air and listening to people say Happy New Year, I know that I have lived on the earth for another year. I realized my wish this year, but I don't know what Xiao Q did last year and whether it has been realized.

This is the host of hot dog radio. I took a picture of him to surprise the goddess. I said, dog, help me find the letter that Xiao Q wrote to you last New Year's Eve. I want to see what her New Year's resolutions were. At first, the dog refused to help me I said if you don't help me, you won't find a telephone pole if you want to pee. Later, he helped me.

After reading Xiao Q's letter, I decided to help her realize this New Year's wish and make him happy for the New Year.

Hello, Goose, I want your hair. I'll trade my favorite dried fish for you. What are you doing? When the goose heard that I wanted his hair, she took two steps back and asked me what I wanted it for. I said that my little Q wanted to see the snow on New Year's Eve, and I wanted to make a snow for her with your hair. Unexpectedly, the goose not only refused to give me hair, but also cursed me and asked me why the goddess was still alive.

I am very angry. I said that you cursed Xiao Q so much and took him away as carefully as a roast goose. Goose said he didn't swear. He said it was the day he fainted at the wedding. The master took the small Q exam. The doctor said that Xiao Q was infected with cat plague. Maybe only 30 days.

It pains me to hear the goose say this. In that case, please get me some hair quickly. I want Xiao Q to have a good year. Goose said nothing, but his hair is only enough for the next light snow, so he called all his brothers and sisters and could give me more hair for the next heavy snow.

Why did I finally get my love, but fate took it away from me? Xiao Q, I prepared a New Year's gift on New Year's Eve tonight, right outside the window. Can I take you now? Xiao Q said, thank me and watch it with me next year. It made me feel particularly uncomfortable to hear her say that.

It turns out that the saddest thing is not that you spend the New Year alone, but that the person who accompanied you this year may not be with you today next year.

Happy new year, even if one year I can't say happy new year to your face.

This is the first goddess I met in the Cats. I saved her. She looked at me with wide eyes and asked my name. I said, I can't catch it, and I have a mole on my mouth. I played hide-and-seek with you in my last life. Unexpectedly, hiding is a lifetime.

The person you like may be the person you played hide-and-seek with in your last life. Since I've only found it in my life, don't be separated again. Because once separated, it may be a lifetime.

What do you think of me? If one day I am gone, don't be afraid. Let's just say we're playing hide and seek. But this time, I hid in the sky. Don't worry if it's not my first time here. You should be good, obedient and go to bed on time. I'll call you back in my dream. If I am not here, don't be hungry. Remember not to eat overnight food. Your stomach is not good. If I don't wear more clothes bought by my master, remember to wear them when it is a little cold. It will be colder without my arms. If one day I am gone, I just want to be with you forever, so I hide in the memory that you can't sleep in the middle of the night when you miss me in tears. If one day I miss you very much.