Classic humorous greeting information

Collection of classic humorous greeting messages

I want to send greeting messages to people around me, but how to write my own humor and literary talent in words? The following is my collection of classic humorous greetings for your reference.

1. Life has given me a difficult problem. Give me such a lovely you. How can I celebrate? Life also gives you a difficult problem. I gave you such a loyal me. How should you solve it?

Marry me, I will flush your toilet with oil, bathe you with Pepsi, and take you to work with Boeing. Promise me?

3. Baby: I took out all the true feelings, including interest, that I have saved in my emotional bank in my life and put them on you. I hope you can accept and make good use of it and develop well!

4. herding sheep in a hurry; Taurus, keep for a lifetime; Gemini, wandering all his life; Cancer, waiting for a lifetime; Lions are in control all their lives; A virgin, who has been preparing all her life; Libra has been weighing all his life; Scorpio is suspicious all his life; Shooter, playing all his life; Capricorn, struggle for a lifetime; Aquarius, dreaming all his life; Pisces, I don't know what I am doing all my life.

5. Twelve months a year, you like February; The competition is vigorous and promising, although it only won the runner-up; Even in the lottery, you always win the second prize. I really don't understand. Why do you always like it? Two? And then what?

6. Eat or not eat snacks, with a big face there, not sad or happy; Whether you drink coke or not, your waistline is there, whether you come or not; You run, or you don't run, the weight is there, neither increasing nor decreasing; You lose weight, or you don't lose weight, the meat is on you, don't give up; Come to the fat man's arms, or let the fat man live in other people's hearts, silently want to eat, hold back, struggle, tears collapse!

7. Thank the sun for bringing us light; Thank the moon for bringing us poetry; Thank spring for bringing us warmth; Thank our parents for giving us life; Thank life for giving us fun; Thank you for your message, which gave me a chance to harass you.

8. No matter how annoying I am, I will always remember to smile; No matter how urgent I am, I will pay attention to my tone; No matter how difficult it is, I will continue to insist; No matter how tired you are, you will never forget to disturb your sleep again. No matter how angry you are, you should pay attention to your image, dry your tears and go back to sleep!

9. I remembered that innocent time again. I lay leisurely on the grass, with grass in my mouth, watching white clouds floating in the blue sky. You stay by my side tenderly, look at me affectionately, and occasionally whisper in my ear and say, baa-

10. Some things are doomed. Although flowers bloom and fall mercilessly, it is the mission of time; It is inevitable that people need to walk without wings; Face life frankly, who let you work hard, avoid cats, and be happy when you are full!

1 1. Note that the god of wealth has enchanted you, and you will be hit by good luck when you go out; If you stay at home, wealth will find you; If you open the window, money will float to your home. You can't hide, so accept it!

12. Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters. But for me, happiness means that you are fattened, healthy and then slaughtered, haha, piggy.

13. Emperor Zhao said that although it was early summer, the climate was changeable, and it was cold and hot, so he gave this order. Ai Qing needs to be kind to herself, add clothes in time to prevent colds, stay happy at any time, and don't disobey orders!

14. I looked at the stars at night and found something unusual. There is a rare lucky light around your sign. What happened? I calculated and calculated, wow! So I'm in love with you!

15. Full of love and sweet desire. I carefully prepared acacia soup, put a little more tenderness, and then season some happiness, so that you can love me more after drinking it!

16. I feed the cat to prevent it from cheating; In order to prevent thieves from stealing cars, I rode an old broken car; In order to prevent you from cheating, I will put a special seal on your head and neck every time to see if you dare to date another MM.

17. Stop sneaking around and crying and turn yourself in! I'll intercede with old Yue. You must understand that falling in love with me is not a crime. Show me your love!

18. Ye Er can also understand the sneak attack of the wind; Snowflakes can still accept sunlight; Even mice don't hate cats that much; Are you still mad at me for reading text messages? Baby, smile, I love you!

19. The standard of a good husband: the wife should wait patiently when dressing up, be grateful and frugal when giving pocket money, be duty-bound to take the initiative to pay when shopping, and bow at attention when giving lectures!

20. From now on, your mobile phone will be bombarded by my hourly text messages. You only have two choices. First, your defense will be completely destroyed; The second is that you love me.

2 1. My love, you are my oxygen. Although you are not with me, you still fill every inch of space around me. I love you forever!

22. Send you a bunch of roses to express your love; Give you a big peach blossom, and your fortune depends on it; Send you a bowl of tofu flower. Eat up, laugh!

23. You are a beautiful flower! I am cow dung, nutritious! Flowers in cow dung! Cow dung and flowers are happy!

24. I miss you, and that feeling is like: cooking without salt; Apples should not be too sweet; Smoke less; Forgot to bring money when shopping; I will miss you when I have time, and I will miss you when I have no time. If I really can't spare the time, I will do nothing but miss you!

25. Chinese New Year: It's too expensive to buy you a Mercedes; Please travel abroad, waste; Please eat the sea and hurt your stomach; Send you a rose, misunderstanding; Give you a kiss, no! I have to send you a message. It's affordable!

26. The story of the stars hangs in the night sky; Sister Chang 'e is also concerned; Cowherd and Weaver Girl talk about love; Heaven and earth make a story; You don't talk when reading text messages; Concentrate on your mobile phone; Eyelids tilted and blossomed happily; Happiness is sprouting in my heart, and the words on it are so big: Happy birthday, laugh every day, remember to forward the message!

27. Flowers will remember the moist colors of rain and dew, the earth will be sunny, the sky will think of the pottery of the stars, and trees will miss the singing of birds. I won't forget your birthday. Come: Happy birthday!

28. Mandarin ducks in pairs, that is the taste of happiness; Butterfly love is intoxicated, it is a sweet taste; You and I snuggle in this life. This is the taste of life. Honey, today is your birthday. May happiness haunt you.

29. The dream is to be drunk and be with you; My heart is drunk, you are by my side; Love is drunk, you are snuggling; The days are drunk, and you are sweet. Honey, today is your birthday. May happiness follow you and surround you. Happy birthday!

30. Memories are left on the desk, thoughts are written in chalk, friendship is recorded on the blackboard, and diaries are kept in the classroom. Every time I look back, I cherish each other, not pass by. Dear students, happy birthday!

3 1. The longer the wine, the clearer the water, the more fragrant the flowers, and the more sincere the friendship, the more I miss you. On this special day, I wish you a happy birthday and infinite happiness with my most sincere heart.

32. Loud bells resound, splendid fireworks bloom beautifully, and gurgling streams tinkle back to Song Song for your birthday. I wish you a happy birthday, a safe and auspicious life, and good luck!

33. There is always a lingering yearning in my heart, a memory blooming in my heart, a dream spreading its wings and flying, a wish waiting, and one day I will really wait. Today, candlelight is beautiful for you. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

34. I look forward to, look forward to, look forward to today, your arrival; I laugh day and night and am happy. Your birth is a beautiful world. Baby, today is your birthday. May your future be full of beauty!

35. The birthday girl is good, the birthday girl is wonderful, and the birthday girl croakes. Come on, get together, and have a good birthday. You sing, I dance, life is a sweet wish.

36. Maybe this time is the frontier of destiny takes a hand's, otherwise, how can I have such great expectations? I really want to brand your name in my heart and become the stop point of my feelings-for your birthday.

37. Warm reminder: You haven't contacted me for several days. To ensure that your friendship value will not depreciate, please choose the following procedures and call me. Send me a text message; Meet Kan Kan!

38. You are noble, showing a sexy curve, and you are firm in the storm. Not everyone can do it. You were punched in the chest and touched your face, and you know it, but you never complained. Honestly, sculpture, you are really beautiful!

39. Happy mentality: Happy spirit, happy mood, full fighting spirit, unremitting efforts, and practice every day, you will become a successful hero and a happy soldier!

40. It takes a hundred years to cross a boat and a thousand years to sleep on a pillow. We are destined to know each other and fall in love, not to say that it will take a thousand years, but at least 800 years! You gave up easily after so long? We are not turtles, we can live for tens of thousands of years!

4 1. efforts are lucky cats, and even if guests don't want to go, they still make money; Life is like a bamboo. Although the twists and turns of growth, but has been upward. The reality is that turtles play with fish, and although they walk around day and night, they will eat fish one day; Happiness is being remembered and waking up to find a short message you gave me.

42. I was called heartless, but at least I sent a short message with a dime, wasting the battery power and risking my life to be radiated by electromagnetic radiation, so I am willing to pay a New Year call to you regardless of the consequences! Happy spring festival!

43. In order to thank my friends for their concern for me for many years, I held a reward activity on the eve of XX. Anyone who has a certain position in my heart will get a Spring Festival message with a value of 10 yuan for free. Congratulations on winning the prize!

44. Cold Monday, Braised Tuesday, Steamed Wednesday, Fried Thursday, Stir-fried Friday, Happy Seasoning, Leisure Wine, I will cook a blessing dinner for you this weekend, and I am willing to enjoy it happily.

45. Greetings come uninvited and send a happy signal; Trouble knots, bad luck drives away the broom; Laugh off your big teeth, there is no antidote to happiness; If you want to be serious, I'll throw you a pile of money!

46. Worry has been fired, sorrow has been knocked down, unhappiness has fled, failure has been cancelled, success is noisy, happiness is laughing, wishful thinking is shrouded, good luck is shining, blessings are around, and happiness is reported!

47. A short message, don't underestimate, the magic has been cast, and the spell is hard to disappear: open, happy; Reading, worrying, running; Smile, happiness and firmness; Forward, beautiful. Good luck!

48. I don't usually send text messages to people easily. The person who received my message must be someone who is in conflict with * *, or someone who loves each other. So, kowtow three times, and stand up after three hooves! Nothing. It's just that I miss you. Step down!

49. Fill your happiness with a spool, punish your troubles with a sliver, calculate your wealth with countless children, erase your sadness with a whiteboard, and witness your future with red. I wish you peace in the southeast and northwest, and get rich in spring, summer, autumn and winter!

50. It's very cold. I'll give you a hot pot: take happiness as the bottom of the pot, take happiness as the seasoning, add happy meatballs, lucky vermicelli, auspicious shrimp dumplings, wishful kelp and peaceful stew. I wish you a healthy and delicious meal!

5 1. Contact me quickly! Otherwise, I will hit you with noodles, hit you with tofu, fill you with old vinegar, and harass you with text messages. If you don't contact me, I'll drag you into the dream and play chess with Duke Zhou, killing you. Is it tough enough?

52. I will personally play a song "Happy Birthday" for you, I will personally light candles for you, I will personally cut cakes for you, I will personally cook good dishes for you, and I will personally tell you: I wish you a happy birthday and full of happiness.

53. It is my great honor to bless you. I am particularly moved to accept my blessing. If you feel happy, I will sing. You are my favorite, and I have a special liking. The blessing in candlelight is my sincerity, and years of friendship have gathered into applause. Good wishes will accompany you all your life. If you feel happy, say it. Happy birthday will freeze us into eternity.

54. Today is your birthday, and I send my deep blessing to you. May you be happy all your life and put all your troubles aside; May you be surrounded by happiness, and friends and relatives often gather around you; May your financial resources be rolling, and your gold and silver bills are inexhaustible; Good luck and smile. Happy birthday to you, and our friendship will never be defeated!

55. You in life: honest and handsome! You in friendship: Sincerity gives strength! You in your birthday: happy and sweet! I want to send you a special blessing by express mail. I only wish you happiness today! Confidante, enjoy the warmth of cake, the beauty of flowers and the whispering in your ear! Dear, happy birthday, may all your wishes come true!

56. Give you all my love and care for you with all my feelings! Happy birthday, dear! I am in a good mood all day and have a good dream at night! You are the concern of my life, bless you!

57. Let short messages fill my blessings, let words express my concern, and let mobile phones send my blessings! Happy birthday to my friend! On this day, you must be very happy! Bless you!

58. Pick a beautiful flower and a bunch of flaming maple leaves, put them in an envelope of missing, and give them to friends far away! On the best day of the year, I sincerely say to you: Happy birthday!

If I were a big official, I would send you more roses. If I were a rich man, I would send you more roses; If I were a civil servant, I would send you more roses; If I were a white-collar worker, I would send you more roses; However, I have nothing but a dime now, so I sent you a short message, which read: Happy birthday.

60. Fate, the best gift for me is to meet the right person at the right time; From then on, we live far apart and will be together forever; Since then, we have been waiting for you warmly; From then on, our hearts are connected and we are close to each other; Today, although I can't meet you in the distance, I will always remember you in my heart on a warm day. A declaration of love, sent by short message thousands of miles away, let my blessing float across the waters of Qian Shan in your ear. Happy birthday? ! ;