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Humorous funny April Fool's Day whole classmate SMS

1. A wise man can move mountains, a fool is as happy as a fairy, and you are the stupidest. Stupid love is as sweet as honey. I wish you and your lover silly. April Fool's Day is an idiot's holiday. Happy April Fool's Day.

2. April Fool's Day gives you a day off, double your salary, travel reimbursement, and you don't have to spend money to buy things. If a flower girl smiles at you, only a little pig will read my message. I wish you a happy holiday and your dreams come true.

3. Laugh when you go out, love everyone, laugh when you take a bus, laugh when you go to work without buying a ticket, and get rich when you sleep. Please laugh on April Fool's Day. Congratulations, a brand-new fool was born.

4.a Q: What's the matter, you look sad? What happened? Today is April Fool's Day. How come no one lied to me? Look at these two idiots, how popular they are, and how hard they are to receive spoof messages. Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

5. Looking at friends and colleagues, it is obvious that experts in the animal kingdom. Cats can dance, and mice are better than elephants. Dogs sing, cows give birth to unicorns and pigs give birth to elephants. Mules and horses can talk, turtles can read text messages. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. Xiaohua Mall in China, cute and clever, wearing new clothes, beautiful and fashionable, send you a small photo, the pixel is not high enough, come up with a wonderful idea, find a big mirror, and you look inside. Hee hee, happy April fool's day

7. I really miss you. I'll call you. Your smile, your shame, your kindness ... last year today, you brought us laughter. Today is April Fool's Day, I won't fool you, I'll just watch. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. You have far more than one, and you will have much less. It's up to you to know what's good and not what's good. My heart is kind, but I didn't make a mistake. If you finish reading it, you are really a stupid brain. I have to comfort you and wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

9. Walking in the Jianghu on April Fool's Day, you have to have 36 tricks to practice the indestructible body of King Kong. If you are cheated, you should fight back. When you meet an honest man, you should take the initiative. When you are alone, don't hesitate. When you meet a sly one, run away while you can. Happy April Fool's Day!

10. On April Fool's Day, everyone laughed, one after another, in high spirits. It's just a joke for a friend, and it's silly and happy. Fools are destroyed by stupidity and malice, and deep friendship is indispensable. Everyone will smile and live a happy life without troubles. Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1. There are many jokes on April Fool's Day. There are sour and vinegar in honey and pineapple in coffee. There are cockroaches on the desk and fake snakes in the cupboard; All kinds of jokes have scales, and they don't elaborate when they are surprised; Jokes are about friendship, and relaxation has many benefits; April Fool's Day wishes you happiness.

12. April Fool's Day is here, and I'm going to play a trick on you today; Be careful of the vinegar in the coffee! Watch out for the trap behind the door! Watch out for the cockroaches on the table! Hehe, be so careful, you are fooled! Friends, happy April Fool's Day! All the tricks show that I care about you and miss you very much! I miss you very much!

13. Few April Fool's Day messages are true. When I praised you for your beauty, I actually meant that you are ugly and smart, which means that you are stupid. So I can only say that April Fool's Day is here, and I hope you are ugly and stupid. Happy holidays!

14. Today, a large number of patients are worried about "stupidity", which is manifested in not believing the notice of the meeting, not listening to the call of the leaders, some people can't invite guests, some people don't give gifts, and even dare not laugh when they receive text messages. Because fools are happy on April Fool's Day!

15. April Fool's Day is here, be careful to be caught; Beware of acquaintances when going out, and the company beware of colleagues; Beauty should avoid discharge, friends should pay attention to enthusiasm, April Fool's Day should be lucky and happy, and every second should be happy!

16. April Fool's Day is coming, and you will meet acquaintances, beautiful women, polite bosses, friends who protect themselves, smiling family members, text messages ... The fox's tail is finally exposed, so don't try to run away if you are caught!

17. Urgent notice: April Fool's Day has arrived, and all the text messages you received in June are false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. Here is the first one: You are a beautiful lover in Shuai Shuai!

18. April Fool's Day is coming again, and chickens fly and dogs jump; Friends fool around, colleagues love to be funny; Check carefully in the toilet and bring paper towels; There is an invitation on the phone, think about you coming again; If a beautiful woman confesses, caution is a trap; Come back early from work, don't get caught!

19. When a bell rings, wake people up, wake people up and sleep in a beautiful dream. I opened it in a hurry and took a look. This showed that I was late, so I ran out soon. When I arrived at the factory, I saw one. Fools and fools fill my heart, and now I just want April Fool's Day. Happy April Fool's Day!

20. It has been said that the person who is fooled the most on April Fool's Day is the happiest. I don't want to show that I care about you by fooling. I can only secretly make a wish to Aladdin in the magic lamp, wishing you a happy April Fool's Day every year and every day.

2 1. You have big hands, feet, body, nose, vital capacity, ideal, charm and magnetic field. The earthquake radiation in Japan is a bit large now. The United Nations has entrusted you with a glorious and great task. Go to Japan to absorb radiation! Happy April Fool's Day!

22. April Fool's Day, please always be vigilant; April fool's day, please be careful of all unknown events; On April Fool's Day, remember to use your clever brain to distinguish. Otherwise, I can only wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day is not only a fool, but also a blessing; April Fool's Day is not only cheating, but also greeting. April fool's day is not only fun, but also sincere; April Fool's Day, I sincerely wish "Silly" to keep pace with the times and sink into yan zhen.

24. A warm letter, a sweet and greasy bag, a bag of happiness and good luck, a bucket of healthy dragon and horse spirit, a box of apple safes, a basket of coke happiness, plus my full blessing, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day when you receive the message of "eating food"!

25. One of the most heinous functions of April Fool's Day is to base your happiness on the stupidity of others. But I won't enable this function today because. You are already very happy! Happy April Fool's Day!

26. The contest "Cheat you not to consult" is in progress: sign up for the competition and win prizes; Cheat individuals, prize yuan; Cheat individuals, prize yuan; I lied to someone, congratulations, the wolf has come to see you! Happy April Fool's Day!

27. It is difficult to confuse, and it is necessary to paste it; If you are smart enough to do things, you should be stupid but not stupid; Stupid is not stupid. It is a blessing to play the fool and be fully distracted. Blessed are fools, and contented are always happy. Happy April Fool's Day, silly!

28. It's foolhardy to pull out the seedlings to encourage them, it's futile to wait for them, it's convenient to carve a boat for a sword, it's a practice to mend it after it's too late, it's absurd to have no silver here, and if you continue to look down, you'll immediately become a big idiot! Happy April Fool's Day!

29. April Fool's Day says stupid: You say you are not stupid, and I say I am a little stupid. You said you can't be stupid, I said you can be stupid. If you don't let me be stupid, I'll make you stupid. You say stupid to yourself, I say stupid to everyone. Of all the fools, you are still the stupidest!

30. To be a man, we should leave a place for fools, do things with the power of fools, live like fools, and have a career with fools. Today, I fumbled for a "fool" and finally found you, the fool who escaped the net. Happy April Fool's Day!

3 1. Right and wrong are stupid, right and wrong are stupid, right and wrong are stupid. No matter right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong. Happy April Fool's Day!

32. It's almost April Fool's Day, and I'm going to teach you April Fool's Day exercises. Shout at the sky with your neck bent, and jump with your feet together; Smile and raise your hands in front of you; Hug everyone and bravely give your name: whoever dares to play silly hat will resolutely sue you.

33. On April Fool's Day, first fool Liu Xiang, who is limping, and fool someone with high IQ and good looks. Don't want to be fooled by me: please don't go to dinner, don't give gifts, and don't reply to such news! Ha! Happy April Fool's Day!

34. In the morning, you made a vow of eternal love. At night, you sing the prayer of love, and your voice is endless. You "stole" a gem as a gift for a beautiful woman. You stayed up all night and poured out your tenderness. I hug you-waves. Happy April Fool's Day!

35. Be bold and upright, and put on a big makeup. Long beard, bright head, confused and disappointed. Panic, hurry, look around frequently. Don't panic, don't be nervous, this is the festival! April Fool's Day is coming. Have fun!

36. A pair of golden eyes with cheeks painted red. Two packs of salt in his hand and a pack of cigarettes in his mouth. When the police saw that martial law was going to be imposed, the hospital took you for a physical examination. People say that your brain is smoking, and you say that you perform on holidays! Happy April Fool's Day!

37. Forgive me for not texting you on other holidays, not because I don't miss you, but because I don't know where to start. Today is your holiday, and I can finally say to you loudly, dear, Happy April Fool's Day!

38. It is said that on April Fool's Day, someone was cheated and limped, his eyes were crooked, his brain was cheated, and he almost said goodbye to the world! Do you know who it is? Stop looking back, it's you! How's it going? Is it better?

39. On April Fool's Day, please be a fool for one day: forget all your troubles and worries and hide your happiness in your heart; Success or failure is at stake, and happiness is enough; Intelligence is disturbed by intelligence, and ignorance is not enough; Sometimes a little silly, happiness will accompany you.

40. Dust off innocence, bind up liveliness, release freedom, package wisdom, and make happiness hopeless. Just release a little stupidity and walk the rivers and lakes. Dear friends, Happy April Fool's Day!