A sketch about campus life!

People: student A, student B, invigilator.

(In front of the classroom)

(Party A and Party B talk while walking. Party B is carrying a schoolbag, while Party A is empty-handed, with only a pen in his coat pocket. )

B (annoyingly): ... I heard that this invigilator is one of the four famous arrests in our hospital. what can I do?

Don't worry, man. I have an idea.

What's your clever plan?

A (triumphantly reaching for his mobile phone): Use this! I have a buddy in the Information College. The first two classes have just finished taking the computer exam, and the papers are the same as ours. This time I took 100 multiple-choice questions. I have told him that I will send three short messages.

B (disappointed): Did you get the SMS reply? What's the big deal? Although your mobile phone is tuned to vibrate, it is easy to be found by the teacher because the teacher is very sensitive to these things.

A (secretive): No, it isn't. I just don't adjust the vibration, so I let it text. (Text message "beep", see one) Ha, my buddy has gone back to the dormitory now, and is going to look through the books to find the answer.

Really? ! Isn't it more blatant to let the phone ring?

A: You don't understand this. This is called rebirth after death. Mountain people have their own know-how, so they just need to wait for the answer to come to their door automatically.

(When the bell rings, B is in a hurry, and A leisurely walks to his seat and sits down. )

B: Are you still sitting in the front row?

A: It is called the most dangerous place and the safest place. You don't understand.

(The teacher is holding a stack of test papers)

Teacher (clearing his throat): Students, today's computer basic exam will be invigilated by me. I hope everyone will cooperate. Two test papers and an answer sheet. The total number of questions is 100, all of which are multiple-choice questions. Please check it. Write down the professional name and student number after writing. (After handing out the papers, I go to the front.) Although it is a cliche, I emphasize the discipline of the examination room here. Don't do what you know you can't do. I have been a teacher for so many years, and countless students have invigilated. I know exactly what tricks those restless students have. If I find out who did something small, the consequences will be clear to me. That's all I said. (Looking at his watch) Ok, now let's begin to answer questions. The time is two hours.

Everyone bowed their heads and began to answer questions. B scratched his head at this question, and A dragged his cheeks to sleep)

The teacher is on patrol. Later, he solemnly held up the sign, which read "fifteen minutes later" for the audience to see. Put the gun down. )

(Suddenly there is music)

Teacher (serious): Which classmate brought his mobile phone into the examination room? ! Hand over your mobile phone or turn it off! ..... Oh, it's mine. I was careless and influenced my classmates. Sorry (turn off the phone quickly)

(The teacher continues to patrol and shows the sign "Half an hour later")

("Tick-tock" SMS)

Teacher: Who? ! (detect forward)

A (hands up): Me, teacher. I'm terribly sorry, my watch is broken. In order to control the time, I brought an alarm clock, which may not be turned off properly. (takes out a huge alarm clock from the table)

Teacher (cold sweat): So big? ! All right, all right, turn it off.

All right. (sitting down and snickering; b)

(After the teacher visited, A openly took out his mobile phone and copied the answer. B probe copy)

(As soon as the teacher turned around, Party A and Party B immediately resumed the problem-solving state, and the teacher continued to copy. )

(The teacher shows the sign "Half an hour later")

(The beep rang again, and the teacher rushed forward)

A (stands up): Sorry, sir. I think there may be something wrong with my alarm clock.

Teacher: How did this happen?

Well, to reassure you, I'll take the battery off. (Take out the battery and throw it away)

(The teacher nods and continues to patrol. Party A and Party B copied the answers. )

(The teacher showed the sign "One hour later")

(The "beep" sounds again)

Teacher (angrily facing Jia): What do you think is going on? ! Will the alarm clock ring when the battery is removed? !

A (excitedly): Stop it, teacher. I'm tired of it, too (Handing the alarm clock) It's amazing. It will ring when there is no electricity. Just take my broken alarm clock away, so that everyone can rest assured. I am deeply sorry for disturbing the order of the examination room.

Teacher (taking the alarm clock): OK. Don't worry. Do the problem well. (Turn around and walk)

(A motioned for B to win, and both of them copied the answer)

(When the teacher showed "one and a half hours later", both parties put down their pens and breathed a sigh of relief. Party B made an OK gesture to Party A ... They smiled at each other.)

A (I just stood up and handed in my papers when suddenly my cell phone rang again): No way. ! (at a loss)

Teacher (angry): This classmate, I always think you have a problem. Now you have nothing to say? !

A (turning to other students very excitedly): Say it! Please, who brings an alarm clock to the exam like me and hasn't turned it off yet, which seriously affects the order of the exam! If you don't cooperate with the teacher's invigilation, can you be worthy of the teacher, the school, your parents who have worked hard and your society? ! (b opens his hand innocently and shakes his head)

Teacher: Er ... This classmate, don't get too excited. The exam is not over yet.

Sorry, teacher, I was a little rude. Ok, my paper is finished.

(Party A and Party B handed the test papers to the teacher one after another, and they left their seats. A is serious, and B's face can't be suppressed)

B (after going out): Wow! It's amazing that you can think of such a good way. You must have no problem in this exam, hahaha!

A (smug): little Case!

B: Oh, by the way, I have sent all the answers to the first three short messages. Why is there a fourth message? I broke out in a cold sweat for you.

Oh, yes. Scared me. Fortunately, I am witty.

Did you see what that message said?

A (takes out his mobile phone): What else, not the kind of "your mobile phone number won the lottery!" Deceptive advertisements are family doctor information.

(Party A and Party B watch mobile phones together)

A (word for word): All the answers I just sent you are wrong. That was the answer to last year's exam.

A: What? !