About being someone else's third wheel.

1. Recently, I saw the story of China and Indians vying for the light bulb. I feel that the reason is China people's super ability to question and doubt. The reason is that China people lack honesty. Therefore, China people have become extremely smart and sharp-minded, denying everything, and often mocking the stupidity of western people. However, they can't overcome the truth, simplicity, simplicity, mutual trust and frankness of the western world in the end. Therefore, China people often lose big because of small things, and their lives are simple.

2. Spring Festival travel rush is always a person. As a third wheel,

My desk lamp and chandelier fell in love, so I became a light bulb at home.

Valentine's day is coming. Welcome friends to invite me to be a third wheel and take care of the meal. Shut up when it's time to shut up, and tell jokes when the atmosphere is awkward.

Nowadays, dad can fix light bulbs, cook and do many things, but when he thinks of future children, dad will pretend to be cute and play LoL. Sadness.

6. For Valentine's Day, please contact me if you need a light bulb. Please contact me sincerely if you need to play the junior three test. How tough the light bulb is, there is how bright, and the price depends on everything.

7. Winter vacation is my blue face, and summer vacation is my red face. Why did you come to be the third wheel between us?

It is said that when two men and one woman walk together, three people will feel like light bulbs.

9. Behind a lie is still a lie. Forgetting is forgetting. Don't pretend that you don't remember it. You don't want me to treat you as a good friend, but you don't care and treat me as a dispensable existence. This will only alienate us gradually. When you have new friends, don't forget my old friends. Scorpio doesn't like this and doesn't like being a third wheel. I am such a Scorpio. If I want to separate my friends, I can be cruel to them.

10, mom, why is the street so bright without lights on? Silly boy, that's a light bulb!

1 1. Why does it glow? I'm not a third wheel. A man and two women have a threesome. Why am I caught in the middle? I am not a mistress.

12, [I was a light bulb all day yesterday, and my eyes were green when I got up this morning]

13, I want to be a light bulb on Singles Day in a few days.

14, there is a kind of friendship called Hugh Tang Yan Hu Jianhua standing together, feeling that everyone is a third wheel.

15, not all stars can shine, and there are light bulbs.

16, hello! Fool! When you go out with a girl you like in the future, be sure to take me with you! I want to be your third wheel! hahaha ....

17, I am a light bulb. Illuminated the whole universe. But I can't light my heart.

18,37, it is said that when two men and one woman walk in the street, all three will feel like light bulbs. .

19, don't go out during the National Day holiday, and resolutely don't be a third wheel!

It doesn't matter who Edison is/he couldn't be a third wheel when he was a child/

2 1, this fancy dog abuse is a light bulb all day.

22, the more desperate, the stronger; The darker, the closer to the light! ? It's a light bulb that glows. The more desperate I am, the stronger I am.

23, Tanabata or something, without the opposite sex to accompany me, I will find a same sex to accompany me, and then find a light bulb. My mother is as clever as you.

24. Be the brightest light bulb.

Please contact me if you need light bulbs during Valentine's Day. I am located in a beautiful suburb, covering an area of 70kg. I am a leading high-tech enterprise, the executive director of China Lighting Association, and one of the largest manufacturers of energy-saving lighting products in China, with energy-saving lamps and low-frequency electrodeless lamps as the leading products, which sell well at home and abroad.

26. Why do so many people shine now? I will shine, you will shine, and he will shine. Are you street lamps or do you all have light bulbs to take me home?

Sorry, please don't call me a light bulb in the future, call me the brightest star in the night sky.

28. Children are actually parents' mistresses, and sometimes the light bulb is twice as bright as kilowatts.

29. People are the sun, and you are at most a 100,000-volt light bulb.

30. It is said that when two men and one woman walk in the street, all three will feel like light bulbs.

3 1, what's the big deal about sunny days? I am still a light bulb. I can shine, too

Edison once went out to play with a couple and came back to invent the light bulb.

33. If you two show off in an ostentatious manner again, I will shoot you with a light bulb if I am not happy.

34. Renting a house on Singles' Day can be a third wheel, can help you eat, and can help you break up. If necessary, you can definitely do it in one word.

35. Pupils in Zhennima don't do homework to be a third wheel for others during holidays. ..........

What's the big deal about sunny days? I am still a light bulb. I can shine, too

37. It is said that when two men and one woman walk in the street, all three will feel like light bulbs.

My best friend is with the brother of the man I have a crush on, so I try to be a third wheel and want his date to introduce me to him as soon as possible. Haha, I'm too witty.

Edison went shopping with a couple. When he came home, he invented the light bulb.

40. Those who insist on being single and being your third wheel just want to say to you, please put yourself in others' shoes.

4 1, Xun Xun, are you being a third wheel? ! See melancholy in vain! !

42. Edison went out to play with a couple and later invented the light bulb.

Friendship, like love, has a mistress, a light bulb and a bitch who makes mischief.

44. [It turns out that I was so ignorant at that time that I always lit your love with a light bulb. ]

45. Every time I stand in the middle of my lover, I feel brighter than the sun when I am a light bulb!

46. Someone just asked me who Zhu Ziqing is. "Zhu Ziqing, formerly known as Zhu Zixiao, was born in Shaoxing, Zhejiang. He invented the light bulb and summarized the theory of biological evolution.

47. On Valentine's Day, my best friend looked at me piteously and left me beside her as a third wheel for her and her ex.

48. Today is Tanabata. Guys, hire me as a third wheel!

49. 【 When dating arteries and veins, capillaries are always indispensable bulbs here. ]

50. Don't call me a light bulb in the future, call me the brightest star in the night sky.

When the light bulb said I was a light bulb.

1, not all stars shine, and there are light bulbs.

I'm just saying that light bulbs can only illuminate other people's happiness.

3. Traveling with my parents, am I a third wheel?

4, don't go out during the National Day holiday, and resolutely don't be a light bulb!

I was a third wheel all day yesterday, and my eyes were green when I got up this morning.

Don't call me a light bulb in the future, call me the brightest star in the night sky.

7. Children are actually parents' mistresses, and sometimes the light bulb is twice as bright as kilowatts.

8. It is said that when two men and one woman walk down the street, all three will feel like light bulbs. .

9. The more desperate, the stronger; The darker, the closer to the light! It's a light bulb that glows. The more desperate I am, the stronger I am.

10, I feel brighter than the sun every time I stand in the middle of my lover as a light bulb!

1 1, I will shine! Why? After all, I am a professional third wheel!

12. Sorry, please don't call me a light bulb in the future, call me the brightest star in the night sky.

13, a threesome, there must be a light bulb. Well, don't call it a light bulb in the future, call it the brightest star in the night sky.

14. What's the big deal about sunny days? I am still a light bulb. I can shine, too

15, friendship and love have mistresses, light bulbs, and bitches who sow discord.

16, Singles Day rental, can be a third wheel, can help you eat, can help you break up, as long as necessary, absolutely do it in one word.

17, it is said that when two men and one woman walk in the street, three people will feel like light bulbs.

18, what is a light bulb? It means that two men and one woman walk down the street, and three people will feel like light bulbs.

19, live alone as always during the Spring Festival, and be their third wheel.

20. On Valentine's Day, my best friend looked at me piteously and left me beside her as a third wheel for her and her ex.

2 1, Edison once went out to play with a couple and came back to invent the light bulb.

22. Hello! Fool! When you go out with a girl you like in the future, be sure to take me with you! I want to be your third wheel! hahaha ....

23. People are the sun, and you are at most a 100,000-volt light bulb.

24, the light bulb must be done at 4 o'clock: others kiss you to destroy, hugs are scared away by you, hands are cut off by you, and finally the light bulb must flash!

25. Mom, why is the street so bright when there is no light? Silly boy, that's a light bulb!

26. Why does it shine? I'm not a third wheel. A man and two women have a threesome. Why am I caught in the middle? I am not a mistress.

27.who do you think you are? The bottle on the kerosene lamp thinks you are a light bulb.

28. Schoenberg, are you a third wheel? ! See melancholy in vain! !

29. I am a third wheel. Illuminated the whole universe. But I can't light my heart.

30. My desk lamp and chandelier fell in love, so I became a light bulb at home.

The bed closest to the light switch has the worst feng shui.

At the intersection of traffic lights, I saw my husband and a strange woman talking and laughing, and had a good chat. He never did this to me! So I was jealous, and I rushed to them with a pedal and gave him a Millennium kill.

Pick up the phone, there is no password, or a pink and tender phone case. Open the address book and notice that all spare tires have been sent out. "Husband, I have not enough money. The account number is * * * * * ". . I went to collect the money, and the text message really kept ringing. . . . .

University dormitories also pay attention to feng shui, and the bed closest to the light switch is the worst. People who sleep in this kind of bed are often anxious, have poor sleep quality, have no dominance, are easy to listen to others, and have a tense relationship with others.

Cousin said that his good wife didn't do much housework at home. One day, I had a rest and had a whim to pack jiaozi at home. When I finished wrapping jiaozi, I found that there was no salt in the stuffing. So one by one break with salt, Nima, cousin directly dumbfounded?

My little niece came up to me with a big smile: "Aunt, everyone says you are beautiful!" " "Are you? How did they arrange me? " "My uncles and aunts all say that I look like you!"

At three o'clock at noon, when the scorching sun was in the sky, the supervisor gave an order: chop! Suddenly, the condemned man burst out laughing, and the supervisor asked, Why are you laughing? The condemned man hesitated for a moment and said, The expert is right. A smile every day can prolong your life by 5 seconds.

I remember when I was in primary school, I suddenly wanted to go to the toilet after class, but there was still a little time before class, so I thought I would pee a little, and then I would continue to pee a little when I was dry (I thought my pants would dry faster in summer), and then I put it into practice, and then I couldn't pull the brakes like a flooded river! !

A beautiful woman felt sick and went to see a doctor. Beauty: "Doctor, I don't feel well. I feel top-heavy. " Doctor: "It's okay. Let me see. " The doctor looked at the beautiful woman and said with a smile, "Your illness is caused by the love of beauty." Beauty: "Amy will get sick, so how to treat it?" Doctor: "There is no need to prescribe medicine. When you get home, put on more clothes on your legs and shave your face thinner, so you won't be top-heavy. "

I just went downstairs to buy water. I just took out 5 yuan's money. A gust of wind blew away and I couldn't find it anywhere. So I calmly took out 5 yuan and threw it away on purpose to see where the wind was blowing. . . So I lost 10.

I'm glad to meet a husband who has been exactly like me since before and after marriage, such as Christmas. He didn't buy me a gift before marriage, nor did he buy me anything after marriage. It's good to have such a single-minded husband! ! ! ! !

Watching TV with my husband, there was a person who was sick with Alzheimer's Harmo and forgot things in a short time ... Husband: "Wife, will you be as good to me as you played on TV in the future?" Me: "No, I'll hit you. Anyway, you can't remember it for a while!" " "My husband stared at me for more than ten seconds!

The circle of friends reminds others to pay back the money.

The circle of friends reminds others to pay back the money.

1. Today is the mortgage repayment date, or 1600. Customer service calls to remind timely repayment and quickly check the available balance. As a result, I found that my credit card was overdue for several days, so I borrowed the money from the east and borrowed it from the west. After calculation, next month's salary is enough to pay back the money. I have been short of money since I bought the piano with my credit card. I don't regret putting myself in a hot life, but you have to work harder! !

Second, you lent her money, and she said she would pay it back the next day, but it hasn't been paid back for several months. You can't help reminding her, and she asks you, dear, how much money I still owe you. It is also polite to pay back the money in time. All right. I'm still embarrassed.

My wife just reissued my red envelope for two months last night, which made me very happy. Just remind me to pay back the money this morning. . As soon as I thought I had enough money, I paid it back. . Then go back to before liberation. However, this is only the first payment. I still owe 400 yuan next month.

Fourth, a colleague has lent me money for almost a month, and there is no point in paying it back. Then I really can't help but remind XXX that he took my money, ...................................................................................................................................., and I won the championship. ...

Fifth, lie down! That's all ~ you're still lying in the trough! No one has ever reminded me to pay back the money! Face to face and behind! Bitch! Shit! I didn't expect to know you were a bitch! I remember! 22.5

Sixth, it is only natural to pay back debts. People don't mention it, so I don't know how to return it. It's understandable if you really forget. Do you forget it every time? Need a reminder? Who is stupid? I'm sorry to rush you without mentioning it. You've done it again and again. Don't lose face, push your luck. Why do you know so little? Stay awake, okay? ! When you borrow money, you look like a grandson. When you pay it back, you become a grandfather. Such people stay away from one another when they meet one, scum! Don't even lend money to such people, rubbish! Also, don't always be a good person. You should refuse. Always thinking of others. Who will consider you? Have your own principles and bottom line, some things have two sides, don't settle for it! If you owe someone money, be conscious and pay it back quickly. Don't wait for others to rush you. Every time you are urged to pay back the money, you should try your best to find an excuse to make others very tired, okay? ! This man, really, is so fucked up! How irritating! !

7. Still use a credit card and remind me to pay back the money every month, otherwise I will forget how poor I am if I splurge.

Eight, some people really don't know how to describe it. When they borrow money from you and ask you for help, they naturally want to help, and then when they wake up, they start to pretend to be dead and forget, and then call names behind their backs! Is it natural that your parents didn't teach you to borrow money and pay back the money? You are not my mother, why should I give you money to spend? Besides, we really don't know each other.

Nine, dare to take the money without your own card! Today, Dahe newspaper published a photo of this man, telling him that the police have mastered your complete image information. In order to take care of the face of you and your family, the newspaper specially posted a mosaic to remind you to pay back the money in time.

10. I hate people who owe money and don't pay it back. It's okay to forget, but it reminds me that you haven't answered that kind of thing yet. Every time he pays back the money, he says he has no money. Next month, it turns out that his skin looks beautiful. If you want more, he will say that a little money is haggle over every ounce. Fuck you, I don't care about your money. This kind of person hopes that he will explode immediately and his ancestral grave will be dug up.

Last night, my wife just reissued my red envelope for two months. I am happy. Just remind me to pay back the money this morning. . As soon as I thought I had enough money, I paid it back. . Then go back to before liberation. However, this is only the first payment. I still owe 400 yuan next month.

I also want to remind my uncle to keep warm when it is cold, and not to catch a cold. Exercise more when you have time, and remember to pay back the money on time.

Every time I see her enjoying all kinds of bonuses, eating, drinking and having fun, I really don't want to think about the foreign debt I still owe? Aren't you afraid we'll see it? I really admire this! This man, I reminded myself more than once, don't talk to her until she pays back the money! At this time, there are already 10 thousand grass mud horses galloping in my heart!

14. The person who pays the most attention to me in the world is China Merchants Bank. Remind me to pay back the money every day, or tell me that you spent money again. Also remind me to pay attention to fraud and buy pot points. Birthday is the first blessing, and Chinese New Year is the first prize.

Call me if you want money, and I'll transfer it to you if you don't pay it back. You said you didn't have the money to lend you money. I remind you that when you were deaf, you lent it to me three times and didn't pay it back once.

Gastroenteritis, pain and diarrhea today. In the evening, my roommate's teacher and Jing Yi helped me run to the hospital and pharmacy. After a long walk, Didi came back. I paid the teacher back, but she didn't accept it. The teacher also said that she would cook millet porridge for my stomach tomorrow, reminding me that if I woke her up in the middle of the night, she would take me to the hospital. I am really grateful to the kind people, and I am very touched. After work, I don't want to rent a house outside alone, and I cry alone under the quilt for fear of getting sick.

Seventeen, ten thousand damage! How could this happen! Borrowing money is still so fierce! Remind you that the signal is bad when you pay back the money!

18. Now, my friend who read my blog post, I want to ask one thing: If someone owes you a small sum of money, but he still doesn't pay it back, will you remind him to forget it? Reason. Thank you all.

Nineteen, family members play mahjong on holidays. I lost all my chips and owed money to my next family. If I'm not happy to go upstairs and get my wallet, that's what I owe. Daxiong keeps reminding me to pay back the money. I am very angry. I said, none of your business. I didn't ask for it. Who are you? He was silent for a while and said, I am from the International Arbitration Commission.

It's cool to go shopping when you don't spend money, but the bill reminds you to pay back the money in installments every month.

Twenty-one, I want to leave my wife's house as soon as possible now. Their family does not know how to be kind. His daughter owes money to the bank and will not pay it back. The bank called to urge her to pay back the money, or she would sue. If she pays back the money, she has to pay compensation, and she will be locked up for maliciously owing money to the bank. What is her father saying to me now? I kindly reminded her that she is the liver and lungs of a donkey. Who doesn't answer the phone in this family, WeChat doesn't return. It's okay, she likes it.

22. Mr Ruan from Shaoxing is really unlucky to meet such a person! However, if Mr. Shao filmed this process at that time, or there was other evidence to prove the fact of borrowing, Rumou would still have to pay back the money after all. I would like to remind all borrowers that it is best to bring your own pen and paper when writing IOUs, and don't give it to people who don't keep their promises.

Twenty-three, why are there people who don't consciously pay back the money? Isn't it common sense to pay back the money as soon as it is convenient? Why do you always remind me? I'm drunk. Why should I borrow it?

Remind my roommate to pay her back. Well, she remembers. I thought I could get rid of it. I am full of regrets ~

Twenty-five, it's almost the end of the year. Remember to pay back the friend who borrowed money, and remind me to pay back the friend who lent money to me.

Twenty-six, the screen is full of lindane. I sincerely remind them to forget yesterday's vows. Zhang Lei said he would pay back the money, the cat emperor said he would send a boat ticket, and the knife emperor said he would take the dog's head. People are sometimes really fickle animals, really eternal, and sincerely accompany you all the way. . . Only Sir Beaver, Jinan Sanjie and Dwarf Furman have never changed in the past 30 years. Doug Fogg has been with you for a long time. Who the fuck is going to shoot him?

27. Actually, I admire my buddy across the bed in my dormitory. He is 1.6 meters tall, not very good-looking, and not much money. He used to pick up three girls at the same time, which was awesome. Love is hacking an acquaintance behind his back. On the surface, as if nothing had happened, there is still popularity. Borrow money from my roommate and pretend to forget it. In fact, neither of us has forgotten it, so we don't pay it back. Borrowing money from a girl, the girl reminded him to pay back the money, and he immediately said that he forgot, and he didn't know whether he paid it back in the end, haha.

Twenty-eight, at the end of the year, many people send messages in the circle of friends to remind others to pay back the money, which is incomprehensible to people like me who have a dollar and can't sleep there.

Twenty-nine, all reminded to pay back the money on the same day. Buy buy bought it, but he also returned it. He hasn't distributed the grain yet, and his heart is bleeding.

The new month is not good at all, but reminds me that I have to pay back the money again. ....

On the 31st and 23rd, Baidu has money to pay you back. Remind me today that you are looking for a cigarette.

Seeing that you are so happy, I am embarrassed to remind you that you have paid back the money.

Thirty-three, the classmate who owes me money actually boasted ... in fact, this article was sent to remind him to pay back the money. ...

34. At the beginning of each month, when I say hello to start delivery, Alipay will remind me of last month's flower bud bill. I really want to say, Axi, I know I have to pay back the money, but there is no need to start reminding me with the number 1.

Thirty-five, I feel hopeless to pay back the money this month. It's been three months. Should I have the cheek to remind you again?

Thirty-six, my roommate borrowed money from me and forgot. He just gave it back to me after I reminded him. I really think it's a little low to keep asking me to pay back the money, but what should I do if I remind him not to pay it back?