A critical letter to my girlfriend.

According to your wishes, I spent 1 hour, 43 minutes and 7 seconds on deep self-reflection last night. I drank a cup of boiled water and went to the bathroom without playing games. The above facts are accurate. Please check. The following is my review report, and the shortcomings can be negotiated.

Through this profound self-reflection, I am soberly aware that 14 months of married life has fully proved that my wife and comrades-in-arms are gentle, virtuous, hardworking and intelligent, and she is a rare good wife. As a husband, I am a perverse, frivolous and selfish husband, and what I have done is really debatable. The following is my analysis of my bad behavior, please have a look at the leaders:

1. I was wrong about yesterday. You came all the way to see me in the cold wind, but I didn't have the heart to send you home. I despise your fighting spirit and won't give you a chance to show it.

I was wrong about eating vegetables. Although the Hakka food you cooked is not very similar to Hakka food or Hunan food, it is at least one dish! It's still delicious. I shouldn't accuse you of wasting people's labor. I'm totally jealous of such a high request, but it's okay to add some pepper.

When you said you liked Lu Yi, I shouldn't have said I liked Liang Yongqi, which caused you to ignore me for two days, which was extremely painful. Think about it carefully, my answer is really inappropriate, because your playboy is still confined to the mainland, but I rushed to Hong Kong and Taiwan. I prefer to like Zhou Xun in the future.

4. You like watching Little Ge Zheng in Korean dramas. I shouldn't do anything to obstruct it. You compare me with him, and I should not protest, because Ge Zheng Jr. didn't protest. Why should I protest?

5, a strong wedding, I said I might have something to go, and I might not have time to attend their wedding. But you have prepared two red envelopes: one for 800 yuan and one for 1000 yuan. As a result, I didn't attend, and you accidentally sent them away. Honey, I shouldn't laugh at you. You are doing very well. If I were you, I might send them both together.

I shouldn't swear to pretend to be a chef. As a result, you cheered before eating, drooled after smelling it, and depressed after eating it. This is beyond your fragile mind.

7. Do you cut your hair short and ask me if it looks good? I said it looked good and you were happy. Further verification, I said OK; You asked if it was good-looking, and I replied that it was not as good-looking as before, which made you very sad. This is my fault. In the future, such replies will be subject to the first time.

8. Come back to discuss with me how to educate your children when you are visiting relatives. I really shouldn't pass the buck and make you angry. But honey, this task is too far away. Let's discuss who will have the baby.

When you accused me of not cleaning my house, I shouldn't accuse you of making a mess at home. After all, I have been strictly trained by the school, and cleaning the house is my major.

10, when you say that I am not as beautiful as you, I shouldn't stubbornly deny it. You're right, the evidence is conclusive, and the blind can testify.

1 1. When I came home from dinner, you walked around me several times and asked me how much I had drunk. I shouldn't brag that I drank three bottles. Honey, I didn't know your nose was so sensitive. Actually, I can only have one drink.

You have always been an understanding girl. I hope you can forgive me and give me a chance to turn over a new leaf.

Tips: There are mice in the bedroom. If you need an escort, please contact me and Jiang Shang to serve you wholeheartedly.

Dear girlfriend:

First of all, I swear in the name of the party that I really know I was wrong. If you really don't believe me, you can ask the butcher Zhang near your home to dig out my heart and see if it is bright red ~ I swear my heart beats only for you. If I'm asked to drink and smoke for others, I'll fight with others and soldiers coming back from Vietnam, and I'll go to see Cui Yongyuan.

Secondly, I deeply reflect on the mistakes I made these days. The main errors are as follows:

Look like you're neither too hot nor too cold. This is absolutely outrageous. How can I do this to my loveliest girlfriend?

When you need me, I am helping others. Although I have been determined to be the successor of Comrade Lei Feng since I was a child, the premise is to give priority to serving you.

Third, I didn't care about you or pay attention to what you said. Actually, you have wronged me a little. Your words are so beautiful that I am fascinated by them and have no mind to listen to the content. I can only blame your beautiful voice.

I don't care enough about all aspects of you. I will definitely change that. From today on, everything about you is mine, and everything about me is still mine.

I was wrong!

Because I violated the basic line of "My girlfriend is always right" and despised the policy of "If my girlfriend is wrong, please refer to the basic line".

Based on my mistake, I ask you to give me the most severe punishment.

At the same time, in order to show that I love you, respect you and understand your determination, I decided to quit smoking and drinking from today, change my mobile phone number, blacken all the beautiful women on qq except you, make a statement on the forum, reflect in the depths of my soul, and a great revolution broke out in my own heart.

I hope you will cut me some slack and forgive my sincere apology.

Kneel outside the door and wait for your old self.