Happy copywriting that makes you laugh so hard you can’t stop laughing

1. Xiao Wang went to the barber shop and got a middle parting haircut, which turned him into Xiao Quan.

2. Don’t ask me how to consume rationally. The answer is very simple, just one word: poor!

3. Really rich people are very low-key. Many people with luxury cars are embarrassed to drive them to work. Just like me, I ride a bicycle every day. Who would have thought that I still have one? What about electric cars?

4. When I was a kid, I always thought birds were little robots because they were always sitting on wires charging their batteries.

5. "It seems that time has smoothed my edges and corners." "It's obvious that I ate too much and my belly became round. That's so literary!"

6. In the car Looking at the trembling figures of my parents, I couldn't help but burst into tears. I bowed deeply to them in the car and my head was caught by the door.

7. If a person has no dreams, what is the difference between him and a person without dreams?

8. In fact, I was not fat when I was a child. It was not until that day that I realized how hard the farmer uncle worked. The sentence "It's noon on the day of hoeing" ruined my life.

9. After passing the security check with a cup of milk tea, the security inspector: What are you holding? Me: Milk tea. Security Inspector: Take a sip. Me: Go away! If you want to drink it, buy it yourself!

10. From now on I will not drink again. If you see me drinking, please fill it up for me. Thank you.

11. If you remove getting married and having children, life will shift from hard mode to normal mode. If you remove buying a house and car, life will enter easy mode.

12. If anyone bullies me, I will write his name on the insole of my shoe. If I can’t step on him to death, I will stink him to death.

13. Why are you so fat! ""Scared. ""What does this have to do with weight? ""Because I was so scared"

14. Some people are ugly at first, but then they grow out of it. For example, you were ugly at first, but then you thought about it.

15. Do you have any friends who know about sports cars? Can you recommend a sports car worth 4 million to 8 million? It requires good performance, fast starting, high horsepower, high comfort, and most importantly, a fashionable appearance and a very cool look. That kind of thing, I use it as my phone wallpaper.

16. Friendship is very simple, just think about the other person while you are eating delicious food, and then take a photo and send it to her.

17. Someone actually said that I wore eye shadow, which was an insult to my dark circles and the night I spent last night.

18. You are only twenty years old, and you haven’t met anyone you like. It's normal, don't worry if you don't encounter it when you are thirty, you will get used to it in ten years at most.

19. Stand up after falling, and then fall down in a good posture.

20. Don’t wait until you can’t make the grade tomorrow to make excuses. Make good excuses today.

21. Stop talking about the ideal of meeting the right person at your best age. , I just want to be at my best age, get something for nothing, be free to spend time, and sleep anywhere.

22. "What unscrupulous methods did your parents use to prevent you from falling in love early?" ""Give me this face! "

23. The first half of my life was spent making soup, the second half of my life, making soup, staying up late and applying eye cream. Beer with wolfberry, Coke with ginseng, drink the strongest wine, and take the most expensive ambulance.

24. One day, the white balloon met the black balloon. When they met, the white balloon hit the black balloon without saying anything. The black balloon was very angry, so it made a decision to confess to the balloon!