Get up funny SMS selection

1. Love should be gentle as water and sweet as honey. Colleagues should choose to work hard and have no temper. Friends should choose pigs with runny noses. It's about time. Wipe your nose and go to work.

2. bugs are up, and it's time for us birds to go out for food ~ ~

3. When I was a child, I heard from my mother that * * * would be cooked if it was sunburned for too long, so now you can either change your face and continue baking or get dressed and get up. You have no choice. ..

4. Effie, get ready to accept my love.

5, wife, I think ... You get up and the sun shines on PP.

Dear China Mobile (Unicom, PHS) users, you have successfully customized the morning alarm clock service. We will disturb you on time until you get up at 5 o'clock every day. Please reply that I am a pig, I want to sleep, and I don't get up. "

7. Baby, it's time to get up. Otherwise, you will be late.

8. Get up, people who don't want to be slaves! !

9. Call you Sister Pig after sleeping and don't call your wife after getting up with a smile.

10, get up, I envy your bed, I can be so close to you every day! Stay away from it!

1 1, it's dawn, wake up the pig, the breeder comes to see the pig, and the pig is still sleeping!

12, it's time to get up. If you don't sleep, you'll become a pig. Hahahahaha ~ ~, I miss you. Do you miss me?

13, lazy pig! Dinner is ready, get up, miss!

14, hey, the posture is wrong, get up and go to sleep. ..

15, dead woman, it's time to get up Open the door. I'll get breakfast.

16, pig! Your eyes are so dark that you can't see the edge when you look at them ... pig! Your ears are so big, you can't hear me say you are stupid ... pig head, pig brain, pig body and pig tail, sleeping in the sun three times a day ... pig! If you sleep any longer, there will be an earthquake! ! ! !

17 actually, I don't want to bother you. Actually, I want to say three words to you I really can't stand it any longer. If I don't talk, I'm afraid I'll die. So today I finally got up the courage: get up!

18, this information is purely harassing information, harassing people who are still sleeping to go to the toilet to continue sleeping, those who are not awake don't sleep, and those who are awake pick up their mobile phones to harass those who are not awake with me! ! !

19, dear mobile user: As your points have reached the requirements, our company will send a super handsome guy, please go downstairs to collect them within three minutes, and it will not be processed after the expiration!

20.what are you doing? Still sleeping? I got up early and had nothing to do. By the way, I'll wake you up to pee ~! !

2 1, we are all pests, we are all lazy ... we are all lazy ... get up! Get up lazy. ...

22, get up in the morning, look at each other, look in the mirror and see if you are fat, wow! The spirit is really cool, and I have lost a few pounds. It's really good. Only in this way can there be hope. I play music so loudly that I can't stop, like Niu Wangmo.

23. Dear China Mobile users, you have successfully customized the early morning alarm clock service. We will disturb you at 5 o'clock every day until you get up. To cancel the service, please reply "I am a pig, I want to sleep, I don't get up".

24, get up, people who don't want to be slaves! Wow ~ you are so sexy!

25, dear: It's time to get up, don't sleep, you are going to become a pig, hahahahahaha ~ ~, I miss you, do you miss me?

26, open the curtains to see ... people's pigs are up ... can't lose to pigs ~? Easy? Have you seen my handwriting? Ha ha laugh .. I woke up ~

27, the sun shines, flowers smile at me, love learning, love labor, and make contributions to the people in the future! You're going to do meritorious service, why don't you get up? !

28. get up ! ! Get up! ! ! Get up! ! ! We are United to escape from the warm bed, get up, leave the warm bed, get up! Get up! Get up! Come on!

29, not good! ! ! Your bed told me last night that it was overwhelmed! I implore it. Please spare it! Let it have a rest! ! !

Get up early to do it, smile in front of the mirror, reflect the beauty, all troubles disappear, hug in the morning, good luck will not be less, wish to report for duty, say goodbye to you as soon as possible, and wish you a good mood and happiness to the old age! Good morning, friend!

3 1, open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute.

32. The alarm went off and it was time. The morning wind blows and the sun shines; Run when you go out; Clouds float and trees shake; The grass is swinging and the flowers are laughing; The phone rang and the message arrived; Blessing: Good morning, good morning, good morning!

Open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope you have a nice day!

34. Time is like water, and the only constant is deep concern; Silent morning, a breeze, what I want to say is that warm self-confidence. Years are quiet, good morning, my friend!

35. A true friend has no distance, no matter how far it is, no matter the ends of the earth. Even if I am far away, I will never forget my greetings. In this picturesque season, in this cool morning, I send the most beautiful words, good morning, my friend!

36. The happy sunshine shines in, the fresh air gives people care, the smile is the sweetest, the dream has come true, and the future has been won. I sincerely wish you happiness and a good mood every day. Good morning!

37. Dear China Mobile users, you have successfully customized the morning alarm service. We will disturb you at 5 o'clock every day on time until you get up. Please reply "I am a pig, I want to sleep, I don't get up". Actually, I don't want to bother you, but I want to say three words to you.

38, the message has arrived, good morning! If I wake you up and know that your dream has not been completed, don't complain. Rub your confused eyes, wash your sleepy face, have a nice breakfast and start your beautiful day. Good morning, dear friend!

39, the morning light shines, happiness comes, go to bed early and get up early, the spirit is the best, a glass of milk, a piece of bread, with good luck, with a smile, a tight hug, happiness, good luck, blessings, every moment, every minute. Good morning, dear friend!

40, winter, heavy conditioning; Exercise more and bask in the sun; Go to bed early and get up late; Often open the window for ventilation; Warm abdomen and back, cold does not bully; Suitable for nourishing and strengthening the body; Optimistic and worry-free; Warm feelings, warm transmission, endless joy!

4 1, good morning! The early bird catches the worm. How many did it catch today? I remember a mm answered me like this: the early worm was eaten by the bird, hehe, I am more like a worm. Answer: la la la. The late bird catches the worm. I eat, I eat, I eat. Wow, what a big beauty bug! Just right, full. Stay for lunch.

42. Be a calm person, be a kind person, be a person with a smile on his mouth and a happy heart. May my little greeting bring you happiness, good morning, my friend!

43. Friendly reminder: A day's plan lies in the morning, a day's plan lies in diligence, a day's plan lies in the morning, and a person's plan lies in you. What should you do? Bless you, when you receive my message, you will understand the answer and tell you secretly, (the answer is) good morning!

44. When the alarm goes off, you are in a bad mood. Being angry is harmful to your beautiful eyelashes. Never practice Zhang Fei's trick (recklessness), but still get up early, or you will be late for work. Drink milk, eat cake, carry a small bag on your arm, and send text messages at the same time to convey your good mood, beauty, good morning!

45. The sun rises in the morning to light up your mood; Send a greeting to warm your mood; Send you a blessing to make you feel happy. Good morning, I wish you a good mood every day!

46, the morning glow is brilliant, sweeping away all your troubles, and the morning dew is crystal clear, decorating your good mood; The flowers in the morning are beautiful, representing my blessing: smile and wish you a good morning and a happy mood!

47. The sun shines into your curtains. When you opened your eyes, you received my message and brought you gentle blessings. May it bring happiness and good luck every minute! Good morning!

48. Open your charming eyes and look at the white clouds; Stretch the beautiful smiling face and listen to the flowing water; Embrace happiness today and hope for good luck again and again; Good morning, friend! I wish you a bright mood and a comfortable and worry-free life!

49, sunshine, birds chirp, little lazy pig, get up, stretch, smile, take a deep breath, be in good spirits, be happy, happy, happy, lucky, be blessed, every minute, every second, gently, greetings, good friends, good morning!

50. The morning light shines on your face and the morning wind blows into your heart. Did you receive my blessing? Sleep away yesterday's fatigue and win today's beauty. I hope you can eat. You have a good appetite, full of energy and vitality. Good morning, friend!

5 1. Warm a cup of warm milk for you with Chaoyang, make a * * * fried dough stick for you with sincerity, play a comfortable ballad for you with the breeze, and say a sincere blessing to you with short messages. I wish to receive you, feel comfortable in the new day, fly and work smoothly! Good morning, friend!

52. The air in the morning was really good, and I had a big fall when I went out. Kiss the yellow land with your mouth and grasp the gold bars with your hands; Under the cover of Jin Ruyi, action kept taking risks; Friends who receive text messages come to wrestling every morning. Haha, good morning, my friend!

53. Magpies ring for you, alarm clocks ring for you, chickens meow for you, dogs want you, lazy people get up, lazy people get up. It's time for class. Good morning. I said it for you. I made breakfast for you. Don't miss class.

54. Get up in the morning, stretch, smile in front of the mirror, say good morning, smile, throw away all the pressure, brush your teeth, wash your face and hum a tune, have a happy day, and say hello a lot today. Good morning, I wish you a happy life. Good morning.

55. Since the beginning of the world, Cang Xie has made great efforts in word creation, and Confucius and Mencius are also very graceful. Now socialist culture, literacy and politeness are the themes, and mobile phone messages convey my wishes. It is necessary to get up every day, lest it disturb your dream, and you have to become a Hu Hansan. Good morning, boss!

56. Pick a ray of gorgeous and warm morning light and decorate it with a touch of crystal clear morning dew, with a fresh and cool atmosphere. With the pleasure and comfort of the breeze, it gently falls on your pillow. I hope you can wake up peacefully and happily, get up and have a good morning.

I really can't stand it any longer. If I don't talk, I'm afraid I'll die. So today I finally got up the courage: get up! When I was a child, I heard my mother say that * * * will be cooked if it is sunburned for too long, so now I have to change my face and continue baking or get dressed and get up. You have no choice.

58. The breeze in the morning, floating across the window sill, stroking the corner of the hair tip, the birds singing in the morning, the laughter when waking up, the environment of the earth is naturally beautiful, and friends in nature are calling you: good friend, get up quickly, and it's time for' good morning' again.

59. A beautiful day has begun. Give yourself a hope every day. Try not to worry about tomorrow, don't sigh for yesterday, but make today better. Good morning, everyone!

60. When the morning arrives, I will wake you up by SMS, and send you a ray of sunshine, two loaves of bread, three points of hope, four points of blessing, five points of luck, six points of luck, seven o'clock in the morning and the last sentence of good morning.

6 1, hold a bunch of morning light and gently rub it on your face, bringing you a cool day. May you wake up from your sleep and see the hope in your eyes, and your heart is full of peace and tranquility. This is my best wish to you, good friend in the morning!

62. The sun is rising in Ran Ran, and the breeze is blowing gently. Flowers stretch and magpies chirp and sing. When you open your eyes, the beauty of the world is given to you. When the clear alarm bell rings, my best wishes are presented to you. Good morning!

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