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About letters to soldiers or the party.
2. When you come back from visiting relatives and I argue with you about who cooks more, I don't have to count who cooks more, but I hope that every time I cook, you can hug me from behind and then turn me around and kiss me. I said, "Damn it, let's go!" You can't leave, you must stay there! Of course, I will be more happy if you can put on your apron and show your hands at some time!
3. When I told you that someone at home was introducing me, I didn't hesitate, and I didn't want to hear you say angrily, "Your family didn't recognize me at all." I want to hear you proudly say, "Are there so many candidates? Then I'm really honored! I have to hang you on the belt quickly, and don't let anyone turn you away. "
4. when I say I envy someone, I don't think you are not as good as someone else's boyfriend, nor do I think we lack such warmth, but I am really easily moved by the beauty in the world. If I see a pair of pigeons flying side by side, I will envy them, too. Are you still jealous of them?
5. When I say which boy is good in front of you, I don't think you can't compare with him, but I want to hear you proudly say, "I'm definitely better than him, right? Otherwise, how could you have a crush on me instead of him? "
6. When I say that my family has some ideas, it's not that I don't have any ideas and want to back down, but I want to see your positive performance. I hope you will show an attitude of being willing to face it with me. I hope to hear you say, "Don't worry, I will definitely marry you back from your home!" "
7. When I replaced your photo in my wallet with my own in front of you, it was not that I didn't like to look at your photo, but that I was reminding you to put my photo in your wallet, and it was better that we took it together.
8. When I asked about the specific situation of your barracks, I didn't just want to know more about your living environment, but I also wanted to hear your warm invitation: "Baby, come and spend time with me. I miss you so much!"
9. When I slipped the gift into your bag, I didn't want to peek at your secret, but wanted to give you a surprise.
1. When I sometimes deliberately settle accounts with you, I don't want to spend money for you, but I want to hear you say, "Don't worry, I will definitely pay you back a hundred times and a thousand times in the future!"
11. When you asked me to install street lamps and security window in my dormitory for several times, I still answered that it was unnecessary. It wasn't that I really thought it was unnecessary, but I hoped that it could be done by you. I hoped that I would think of you when the street lamps turned on, and I would think of you when I saw security window.
12. When I told you that a boy came to me, I didn't want to hear your suspicion and derogatory remarks about my personality, but I wanted to make everything transparent to you, leaving nothing behind. I wanted to hear you say, "You must be just an ordinary friend if you tell me so frankly. However, your hospitality can't be too warm, you can only give him one thousandth of what is good for me. "
13. when I told you that I was lonely, I didn't want to hear you say, "I can't stand loneliness, can I?" Afraid of being a military wife? " Instead, I want to hear you say, "I'm glad you're lonely. It must be because I miss you that I feel lonely. If I don't feel lonely one day, I'll be disappointed!" Well, I'll fly a plane back to accompany you tomorrow. "
14. When you say how excellent other military wives are, I am silent not because I don't admire them, but because I am expecting the following: "However, I believe my wife will do better than them!"
15. When you pass by the flower shop and ask me if I want you to send me a rose, I don't really want it, but I think you should buy it without hesitation. It is best to see the flower shop before I do, then you run over and tell me to stand still with my back to the other side of the street and surprise me from behind. I don't like the way you gild the lily by asking
16. When you asked me to give a gift to my parents, I didn't say yes, not because your gift was not up to standard, but because I hoped you could give it to them directly.
17. When I was arguing with you when I was obviously wrong, but I just didn't admit my mistake, it wasn't because I was too stubborn and willful to really realize my mistake, but I wanted to see how much you could tolerate me.
18. When I told you that my brother's income was high, I didn't dislike your low income and wanted to stimulate and hurt your self-esteem, but I wanted to inspire your fighting spirit and hear your confident answer: "As long as you support me and work hard, we will beat him one day."
19. When you told me to buy more clothes, I said that there were still many clothes that looked good. It was not that I didn't like beautiful clothes, but that I didn't want to waste money as before, whether yours or mine, and I wanted to start saving for our goal.
2. When we go shopping and I see a beautiful dress in the window, but I deliberately pretend not to see it or criticize it, it's not that I really don't see it or like it, but that I don't want to see your man's embarrassment.
21. When I go out with you without avoiding other people's eyes and insist on holding your hand and standing in front of the music fountain, it's not that I am avant-garde and open-minded, but that I want to tell people all over the world: I just want to hold you and be held by you!
22. When I scolded you for being stupid, I didn't want to hear you say, "OK, you are smart!" I want to hear you say, "Cute stupid! Of course, you have to be stupid, otherwise two people who are too smart will get together and give birth to an Edison. Wouldn't that make people jealous? "
23. When I was silent on the phone, I didn't have nothing to say to you, but I wanted to hear more from you, so you could raise the topic and grasp the atmosphere.
24. When I refuse to give up something I want to do under your advice, it's not because I don't love you, but because I think it's a trivial matter, which has nothing to do with the wind and the moon. I will love you a hundred times and a thousand times in other ways.
25. When you asked me if I needed your help when I was busy, I said no, not because I wanted to be brave in front of you, but because I hoped you wouldn't ask for my advice, and that you would come silently and help me finish it.
26. When you were playing poker with your friends, but I called you back, I didn't mean to show the prestige of "henpecked husband", but I really had something to do, and I didn't know the rules between you men, and I didn't know that it would make people laugh at you. Of course, I'll pay attention to it later.
27. When I frankly admit to you which boy I played well with, the word "play" is not meaningless, but the simplest meaning and the most common communication.
28. When you called and asked if you wanted to send me some special products, I didn't really want to eat them when I said don't bother, but I hoped that you would surprise me and let me suddenly receive the parcel slip one day.
29. When I occasionally say I'm full after eating only a small bowl of rice, I'm not really full, but I want to wait for you to feed me bite by bite. I don't accept the candy you handed me, and I don't want to eat it, but I want you to peel it and put it in my mouth.
3. When you asked me to help you polish your shoes, I refused, not because I thought it was too precious for you, but because I wanted to get your "bribe" first, such as a kiss or something.
31. When I turned off my mobile phone after receiving a sudden call, it wasn't that I had any secret to hide from you, but I really received a wrong call. I don't want anything like this to disturb our sweetness.
32. When I don't agree to your proposal but look at you intently, it's not that I really don't want to marry you, but that I want to wait for your second proposal and make this sweet moment last longer.
33. When you went to the police in the middle of the night, I sent a text message telling you that you couldn't sleep. I didn't really want to sleep, but I set my alarm clock to get up. I wanted to accompany you by text message to give you warmth and strength.
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