Funny birthday wishes from my best friend.

1, pig, you grow fast! Pig, come out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy!

2, I wish you: I am lucky as an old turtle in the East China Sea, and my life is longer than that of Nanshan Stone.

3, send you a bowl of noodles, not salty or light. Eating it can live longer and make you happy enough. Good luck comes every day, and health lasts forever. Today is your birthday, I wish you evergreen pine and cypress, and always soak in the spring breeze!

4. Are you hungry? -I'm bread! Are you cold? -I'm a yurt! Are you angry? -I'm a sandbag! Happy birthday!

Please give your mobile phone to the person you love: May the sun and the moon add to your maturity and charm, and may our blessings become the source of your happiness. ...

6. Happy birthday! I want to send you a% pure milk candy: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, validity = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+moving.

7. You are honey and I am melon. You are not an idiot on your birthday. You are a cantaloupe after reading the text message! I wish you: smile after reading the message, happy birthday!

8. Today is your birthday. When you turn on your mobile phone, I give you my first blessing today.

9. May all happiness accompany you, with your head raised in spring and your head bowed in autumn; May all the joys follow you. The full moon is a poem, and the lack of the moon is a painting! Happy birthday!

10, you are honey and I am melon. You are not an idiot on your birthday. After reading the text message, you are a honeydew melon! I wish you: smile after reading the message, happy birthday!